>3 was already bordering on super faggy edgelord shit with a T >fanbase is still a bunch of horny mongoloids who do nothing but beat off all day
Fuck’em. They’re not ready to handle it, and they never will be.
>already know it's disappointing
after initially being led to believe that it's exciting
rumormongers are fags and the only people that benefit from what they do are clickbait youtubers
>led to believe that it's exciting
You have only yourself to blame. No Direct has ever had more than 3 worthwhile announcements. The average one has 1-2 worthwhile announcements only. Expecting a new Metroid, non-spinoff Donkey Kong, and non-gimmick F-Zero is insane when they already have two Mario games coming out this quarter that they need to remind you to buy.
>F-Zero is in the direct >It's just going to be F-Zero 99 >Donkey Kong is in the direct >it will be another DK vs Mario game >remake of a DS game and Wii game that are related >seems like it's going to be the Another Code games
Unless he's fucking with us and the fake leakers, this fucking sucks ass already. Only Prime 4 finally being shown will save it.
>Every single person in the world at this point is well aware Nintendo's new console is coming out and will be announced soon either before or early 2024 >WTF why no big game announcements
I'm honestly shocked we're getting Prime 4 news at all. You'd think they'd hold that card to announce/release along with the new console.
Because it's a good "end of a life span" vidya that is big enough to have one final push of sales but not super mega big that is worth waiting for the new gen.
i knew something was sketchy when i heard both "new dk game" and "new fzero game" early on but man this is almost wii u era levels of tone-deaf if it's true
There'll be something they have to sell to you in it, but it'll probably be like "Blue Falcon with a Kirby skin". They probably won't include any drivers besides maybe the 4 from the SNES, or even just Captain Falcon on the title screen.
It will be pixel shit and have like 4 racers and tracks
There'll be something they have to sell to you in it, but it'll probably be like "Blue Falcon with a Kirby skin". They probably won't include any drivers besides maybe the 4 from the SNES, or even just Captain Falcon on the title screen.
The problem with an F-Zero 99 game, is that it could be terminated at any time in the future, just like Tetris 99 or Pac-Man 99.
Plus you will need NSO to play it
He’s a small bird with a very long tongue and an insatiable appetite for beans. Luckily for Pyoro, beans drop constantly from the sky. However, if Pyoro lets a bean fall, it breaks a hole in the ground that he can’t cross. This fast-paced action game requires skill and strategy to snatch all the beans you can, while dodging the ones you can’t and making sure you don't get trapped! The higher in the sky that you grab a bean, the more points it will be worth. Plus – if you master Pyoro, you can unlock the even faster-paced Pyoro 2! In this game, you can spit seeds at high speed to bring down more beans than ever before! (Please note that elements of this software may have been featured in previously-released software.)
>Nothing about the fake Smash rumor from some google translate taco speak
You can cope and rope until the sun burns out, but this just shows that it really was just a restock of accessories and nothing else
Clout leakers are the absolute lowest subhumans. Imagine your life being so devoid of meaning and purpose that you leak information about video games for attention. You have no useful services to provide, no reason to live other than to go "look at me!" on the internet with no entertainment value to anyone. Absolutely pathetic.
No ecchi/fanservice/mature games won't buy switch 2 fuck off.
M rated Xenoblade 4, I believe in it
>3 was already bordering on super faggy edgelord shit with a T
>fanbase is still a bunch of horny mongoloids who do nothing but beat off all day
Fuck’em. They’re not ready to handle it, and they never will be.
trust him
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I trust him, but I really don't like what I'm hearing.
Okay fine
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help him
lol
kino YTP material
>Direct isn't even fucking announced yet
>already know everything in it
>already know it's shit
>already know it's disappointing
wow fucking thanks
>already know it's disappointing
after initially being led to believe that it's exciting
rumormongers are fags and the only people that benefit from what they do are clickbait youtubers
>led to believe that it's exciting
You have only yourself to blame. No Direct has ever had more than 3 worthwhile announcements. The average one has 1-2 worthwhile announcements only. Expecting a new Metroid, non-spinoff Donkey Kong, and non-gimmick F-Zero is insane when they already have two Mario games coming out this quarter that they need to remind you to buy.
look at this bro keeping statistics on nintendo directs
E3 2013:
Smash 4 Reveal
Tropical Freeze Reveal
Mario Kart 8 Reveal
Super Mario 3D World Reveal
Why wont he leak the Kart 8 DLC characters & tracks??
Obey Pyoro, destroy Zippo
trust him
I believe in Pyoro.
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He's just another viral marketer, he's absolutely getting paid for this.
I want pyoro to tongue my asshole
Who is this penguin and why should I trust it (him?)?
Attention whore spoiling surprises
>F-Zero is in the direct
>It's just going to be F-Zero 99
>Donkey Kong is in the direct
>it will be another DK vs Mario game
>remake of a DS game and Wii game that are related
>seems like it's going to be the Another Code games
Unless he's fucking with us and the fake leakers, this fucking sucks ass already. Only Prime 4 finally being shown will save it.
like it's going to be the Another Code games
Absolutely based.
trauma center bros
>Every single person in the world at this point is well aware Nintendo's new console is coming out and will be announced soon either before or early 2024
>WTF why no big game announcements
I'm honestly shocked we're getting Prime 4 news at all. You'd think they'd hold that card to announce/release along with the new console.
>They're making a new console why woulf we get any big game anouncements?
Why the fuck did they announce Wonder then?
>Why the fuck did they announce Wonder then?
2D Mario is an easy sell, and perfect swan song title to push out another couple million units.
Because it's a good "end of a life span" vidya that is big enough to have one final push of sales but not super mega big that is worth waiting for the new gen.
i knew something was sketchy when i heard both "new dk game" and "new fzero game" early on but man this is almost wii u era levels of tone-deaf if it's true
>F-Zero 99
mite b cool
It will be pixel shit and have like 4 racers and tracks
There'll be something they have to sell to you in it, but it'll probably be like "Blue Falcon with a Kirby skin". They probably won't include any drivers besides maybe the 4 from the SNES, or even just Captain Falcon on the title screen.
It will have 99 racers at once, Anon, keep up.
The problem with an F-Zero 99 game, is that it could be terminated at any time in the future, just like Tetris 99 or Pac-Man 99.
Plus you will need NSO to play it
He’s a small bird with a very long tongue and an insatiable appetite for beans. Luckily for Pyoro, beans drop constantly from the sky. However, if Pyoro lets a bean fall, it breaks a hole in the ground that he can’t cross. This fast-paced action game requires skill and strategy to snatch all the beans you can, while dodging the ones you can’t and making sure you don't get trapped! The higher in the sky that you grab a bean, the more points it will be worth. Plus – if you master Pyoro, you can unlock the even faster-paced Pyoro 2! In this game, you can spit seeds at high speed to bring down more beans than ever before! (Please note that elements of this software may have been featured in previously-released software.)
rruertb hims
trust him
When the new warioware comes out we will probably get NSO avatars for it and i will use Pyoro
Any new tweets since the "whats the closer" one?
Nope
>Nothing about the fake Smash rumor from some google translate taco speak
You can cope and rope until the sun burns out, but this just shows that it really was just a restock of accessories and nothing else
>Still don't have an opener or closer leaked
Not saying its Smash but anything is still possible
Kill him
trust him
Clout leakers are the absolute lowest subhumans. Imagine your life being so devoid of meaning and purpose that you leak information about video games for attention. You have no useful services to provide, no reason to live other than to go "look at me!" on the internet with no entertainment value to anyone. Absolutely pathetic.
He's chinese. I will never trust a chink.
weird tux
Pyoro is getting cut from the upcoming WW game
your Wild World game?
No the Water World game
Nintendo doesn't work on Sundays so they won't upload privated yt vids for Pyoro to snoop on
Pyoro is with Nintendo ninjas right now
Unironically this. These people never have a long shelf life
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Dawn of the first day.
72 hours remain
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ugly shitty ugly disgusting ugly 3d rendition
Should I trust him?
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He probably works for nintendo.
he literally said that was Miyamoto
I trust him
Has he even teased the presence of an actual big game that could open or close the Direct, or just Mario vs DK and 99 shovelware?
Just shovelware. Nintendo probably won't upload their big reveals on Youtube before the direct
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F Zero 99 :^)
trust him
don't believe his lies
I don't even know what he said.