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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just play deadlock when it releases

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ameri"food"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i believe you europeans call it a "football"
      but over here we dont, we call it a sandwich
      cause thats what it is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We call it Garden Variety Ensemble.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am not craving a SubwayTM. Thanks for the ad OP instead of posting any original thoughts you had.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cope

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game being unfair is good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it isn't unfair just free, something that is the thing that makes tf2 special.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't get a lot of weapons and skins. How is it free?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's no weapon you can't get for free. And the same might go for skins

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TF2 going free was the final nail in the coffin. It never recovered. The community started shifting and dying after the Sniper vs Spy update. Meet the Medic killed it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't get a lot of weapons and skins. How is it free?

          free as you can do whatever the frick you want on a server, something that is true.
          the game has things that cost, i should have been more specific.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unfair
      before casual the game would auto scramble and it was hard to keep big parties as they'd all get scrambled repeatedly if they started rolling
      balance was natural
      i miss watching old tf2 videos and seeing them frick around for hours because the game actually used to correct itself

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes more sense when you realize that anyone telling you to stop wanting TF2 to be fixed and to let it die is someone who wants you to buy their new dogshit hero shooter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, stop playing games. If you play tf2 since it came out, you are a loser who needs to rethink his life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You play video games

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are zoomers so scared of saying "homie"?
    Do they think if you say it 3 times in a mirror, Scary Tyrone will jump them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because theyre not wiggers? homosexual

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >allows you to goof around without ruining the game for your teamates
    uhhh no dead weight is dead weight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can carry hard in TF2 though, some cod kid sniping his spawn window isn't an insta-throw like a moron in 6v6 slop is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can actually carry it in TF2, the rest of the OW-clone shit is designed to make you at the mercy of your small team being shitters with no way to carry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One good player can easily carry one shit player in tf2
      A great player might as well be worth six mediocre ones all by himself.
      And both teams are inevitably filled with dead weight in comparable amounts anyways so the good players get to both have their fun duels and frick with the grunts having their fights anyways.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one shit player
        meaning seven who aren't even trying

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I might go make a sandwich.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ended up moving on to splatoon. The writing was on the wall

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn imagine trying to have a conversation with the absolute creature who made this picture

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the "Without ruining the game for your teammates" bit is a flat out lie.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If only these homosexuals would spend as much time playing on community servers as much as they do b***hing at a brick wall

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood how people find it fun to "goof" off in tf2. sounds like such a massive waste of time. like what am i supposed to spend an hour going up to the enemy player and ask for high fives or spamming emotes? that sounds like braindead behaviour

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its like deciding to play Melee, and load up a 4-player custom game with bomb-ombs on Hyrule temple instead of lab grinding 2000 hours on Fox again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People that play Melee are the same people who get upset if I kill them for being moronic. An autistic pedophile that has a past where they were a brony.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean playing Melee the way you'd play it back in 2002 as a kid/teen

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was there when people used gamefaqs for Melee tourney organization and strats from that era. M2K and other autistic pedophiles were all there dude. Same shit different coat of paint.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if i was a competetive melee player and had grinded the game that way for thousands of hour. the last thing that i'd fun would be to play a braindead mode with no competetive integrity because my 3 year old nephew wants to play or some shit

        I think it means you can just play sub-optimally, have a lot of fun, and still participate fairly well. I have a lot of fun just playing Melee Heavy with Buffalo Steak Sandvich and punching the shit out of people with various weapons.

        "goof off" in this context means not playing optimally, as modern gamers throw a fit if you don't follow a rigid meta in their ranked hamsterwheel games.
        look at tf2's comp scene or l4d's vs scene as examples in valve games

        i guess i don't understand how you can play "suboptimally". if you have 10k hours rocket jumping around as soldier it's not like you're suddenly going to alter your brainwaves manually to play like you have 3hrs in soldier tops. unoptimal items for fun though? yeah i get that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >unoptimal items for fun though?
          That's what it is yeah, imagine insteasd sticky camping a choke you try and nail double donks with the loose cannon instead
          Or Run around with a shotgun as heavy
          That type of behavior would be seen as "throwing" in modern games

          i just find that to 0 fun braindead waste of time behaviour tbh

          It's fun when it's a brief, organic moment. The breadth of player interactions keeps things from feeling the same every match.

          They're multiplayer shooters, so they're relvant to the image in OP. If you want to goof around, PvP is just a moronic choice.

          Did you start gaming on console or something? Not an insult, it's just something you won't get if you weren't around before gaming became esports focused.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it means you can just play sub-optimally, have a lot of fun, and still participate fairly well. I have a lot of fun just playing Melee Heavy with Buffalo Steak Sandvich and punching the shit out of people with various weapons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "goof off" in this context means not playing optimally, as modern gamers throw a fit if you don't follow a rigid meta in their ranked hamsterwheel games.
      look at tf2's comp scene or l4d's vs scene as examples in valve games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always appreciate finding some players doing goofy shit in an odd corner of the map, it's nice to take a break from topscoring every once in a while by joining some team-neutral taunt or voice line spam.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i just find that to 0 fun braindead waste of time behaviour tbh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that to 0
          that to be 0*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i kinda understand on wanting to just chill and be a fun guy but i hate this when its on pvp based gamemodes because of lack of support

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if i was a active tf2 grinder my form of "chilling" would be rocketjumping around and styling on fools. not spam emotes braindeadly
        >That's what it is yeah, imagine insteasd sticky camping a choke you try and nail double donks with the loose cannon instead
        fair
        >Or Run around with a shotgun as heavy
        now what would be the point of that? that sounds boring as sin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The point of it is being a beefier, slower Scout. It's also more effective than you'd think. I catch lots of people off-guard as Heavy since they expect me to be revving up my minigun only to eat buckshot instead.
          Another thing is uber unconventional classes like Engineer. If you use a kritz charge on him while he has the Widowmaker equipped, it's effectively aim seconds of shooting without reloading

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I meant eight* seconds. This phone's autocorrect is garbage.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The point of it is being a beefier, slower Scout
            and i don't see the point of that. isn't scouts whole thing to be super fast with a weak shotgun and shit?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, so instead of dying in two hits you can tank more. Scattergun is just a slightly better Shotgun which barely makes a difference. You don't lose much aside from the speed.
              It's sub-optimal technically but in pubs that hardly matters, and the unfamiliarity of the strategy often trips people up since they suddenly need more hits to kill this butthole with a shotgun.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are shotguns that good? it always struck me as the default weak nothing special weapon of the game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The default shotgun is great if you have decent aim.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good fatscouts cause massive asshurt, if you're playing a secondary class. Its super important not to be a shitter and frick over your team.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          atleast you would be useful. i have to deal with friendlys who want to rps hale in vs_hale maps all game. also friendli on duel maps while the enemy gank our spawn

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fat scout is fun because it's unexpected

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what's the point though? you lack the damage of the minigun and you're also the slowest character in the game

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To have fun, is that so alien to you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i guess i don't see the fun in something as boring as that

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ignores the coop genre
    lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PvE is doing better than PvP in terms of variety, but it's not relevant here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're multiplayer shooters, so they're relvant to the image in OP. If you want to goof around, PvP is just a moronic choice.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TF2 died with Meet Your Match.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep, if they wanted to "save TF2" they would have rolled back this shit years ago after everyone hated it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Killing matchmaking is all I really want.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Op's one of those people that play on 32 player 2fort servers and do absolutely nothing.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TF2 is a fun game, and fun games are rare. They are becoming exceedingly rarer. TF2 is the only game where a man with a Christmas hat and a sandwich can crouch up and type "hello im friendly c:" Tf2 is a breath of fresh air in this never-ending esports frickery zoomy doomy get gud need to be challenger rank 6000. TF2 is superior, a way of life. It is life.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do people not know how to use image editors now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of internet users are on smart phones where editing images is cumbersome and a waste of time. Standards dropped because of this.

      are shotguns that good? it always struck me as the default weak nothing special weapon of the game

      Shotguns in TF2 are better than in most games. High damage, Reliable range, spread isn't very relevant unless you're a tard trying to cross map.
      They just have to compete with even stronger weapons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good fatscouts cause massive asshurt, if you're playing a secondary class. Its super important not to be a shitter and frick over your team.

        The default shotgun is great if you have decent aim.

        thanks

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play soldier
    >no one has fun
    yup, it's shitter time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no one has fun
      now i wouldnt say that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who doesn't realize valve has been working on a source 2 port of TF2 but taking their sweet ass time is moronic. They wanted to release CS2 first so they can work out all the bugs and shit. Thus making it far easier to frick around with TF2 because its a smaller team.

    Valve knows they fricked up TF2 unfricking it and updating it so the game will make even more money for the next decade. Its a lot of work and effort you dont want to flush that down the shitter. CS is way more popular and iconic. TF2 is far more chill and fun the game just got a massive fricking update a few weeks ago. Another thing is because of all the leaks and bullshit valve does not want to tell anyone what they are working on. Or even risk hiring modders now because people cant keep their fricking mouths shut and valve wont sue like crazy.

    It would be beyond fricking moronic to keep TF2 dead. Giving it a new source 2 technically 3 port fixing all the damage from meet your match dealing with the bot problem. You would want everything to be almost perfect before you create hype.

    Its like with the D2 remake they knew blizzard did not make the game and because of how bad the WC3 remake was. activision told everyone at bliz to STFU we're hiring a proper studio to remake this for everything the fans want done. We will not frick up and ruin this game. Low and behold the remaster is really good minus the pally being a Black person when he has always clearly been spanish
    If valve half asses this it will look so bad on their part its not even funny thus TF2 has been stuck in valve time hell, and with CS2 being kinda a flop mostly due to crying thirdworlders having garbage 10 year old plus PC's. I bet tons of shit is being reworked even more now TF2 prints money. Releasing another meet the X video creating hype for the source 2 port. It will bring in a frickload of people and sales, but most important of all you want to keep new players while also making old players happy. inb4 cope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just play Gmod

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Valve gives away TF2's development to "insert videogame company studio that you hate"
    How does it do?
    >it's Sony
    TF2 is now coming to PS5! With the new next gen graphics!
    ... and now requires PSN account.
    And costs 69.99$. And no chat at all.
    You happy now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      valvegays would buy two copies and ask for thirds

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought TF2 was dead internet'd/zombie'd with bots?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bots inflating player count idle in the main menu for case drops. Those are 60,000.

      The bots people want fixed are the ones ruining games, there's an estimate of 300 in game

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony format

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was actually thinking about this the other day. Few other games these days can match TF2 in how casual it feels to play. Other multiplayer games stress me out with ranked bullshit, even if they have non ranked matches as well.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want it to die cause it would be funny

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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