Competitive with Smash 4 and Smash Ultimate Samus where the two are jealous about each others traits.
Smash 4 Samus smugly looks at Ultimate Samus as she gets you off with her larger ass.
Smash Ultimate Samus smugly looks at Smash 4 Samus as you cum on her chisled abs.
[...]
Since you don't understand how dumb you are, I'll explain it to you.
Women store fat in their asses, yes. That doesn't mean the ass gets huge though, unless said ass is fat. Also, a fat ass is not the same as "pure fat", only obese people are pure fat.
the countless ways that perma virgins out themselves on this board every day is hilarious to me
She's arching forward to make her butt look bigger. Learn how women use poses, angles and lightning to their advantage, then come back and apology.
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Anonymous
>b-but the arch! >I'll just ignore the fact that Samus also has an arched back in the picture!
You're desperately making up excuses because you know you're wrong. I don't have any more patience for you.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Samus doesn't arch her back in OP, she's just dashing forward. That girl you posted sticks her ass out and arches her back, lots of women do this to make their butts appear bigger.
Also, just because you're gym toned everywhere else doesn't mean your ass isn't fat.
>one of the body parts that has the highest average fat percentage of the whole body has less tone than other parts
Oh no character ruined. Also if her ass was really just pure fat, it would be way less perky and shapely.
>Part of the body notorious for storing the most amount of bodyfat relative to every other one, especially on women, has the least amount of muscle definition
Makes sense to me OP.
Since you don't understand how dumb you are, I'll explain it to you.
Women store fat in their asses, yes. That doesn't mean the ass gets huge though, unless said ass is fat. Also, a fat ass is not the same as "pure fat", only obese people are pure fat.
Yeah, her ass is fat, OP. You're not going to get any kind of noticeable glute definition as a woman unless you're a few days out from a bodybuilding contest. I don't know what part about this is confusing to you.
There are women who exist in the world that proves this wrong. Fat distribution is genetic. Some people can store a lot of fat in their ass while still having a skinny waste. In fact that is considered the modern beauty ideal. Some people get fat in their belly before ever building some semblance of an ass.
>Also, a fat ass is not the same as "pure fat", only obese people are pure fat.
No one is pure fat you fucking moron. You need muscles to move your body. The point is a fat ass with more muscle underneath doesn't look the same as a fat ass with less muscle underneath. Hope that helped you understand how dumb you are.
You said that obese people have asses made of pure fat. You also made a thread crying about how Samuses ass is unrealistically fat. This is also wrong. Hope that cleared things up for you.
>Part of the body notorious for storing the most amount of bodyfat relative to every other one, especially on women, has the least amount of muscle definition
Makes sense to me OP.
she's a future babe, there is some chemical, steroid, medical preceedure, pill or something else that causes her to have a big phat ass while being muscular, samus has intentionally decided she looks good with a big plump booty and I'd agree with her choice
simple as
>Because High T straight men like fat asses, OP's Samus aesthetic is ideal, Ganker with a fat ass.
As long as you admit it's fat, you're not denying. That was the topic of this thread.
Yeah, man. I also get really confused when I watch It’s Always Sunny and people like the characters! They’re clearly evil people and I don’t get why people don’t take everything literally like I do!
>shoulders too wide
Stop watching tranime, this is what real women look like, now add the developed delts (blue already does)like in that Samus drawing and you will get similar shoulder proportions (except red).
Anon, I understand you have never been with a woman before, but you see, the ass is where fat is stored. Therefore, the phrase "fat ass" is not merely an expression, it's actually true. Fat is stored in the ass. Especially in (your) case.
>Leaked conference from Nintendo of America staff, hints at the release of a new Metroid game for Switch 2.
Thoughts? https://soundgasm.net/u/Pretty_Girl_17/The-Bounty-Hunters-Guest-P-Nov-19
>Crazed fans think Samus is in-shape, in her prime. Boy, do I have news for you. Look at this picture. As you can see, 0 muscle definition. What does this tell you? Samus has a FAT butt. Yeah, FAT. Understand, idiot?
This is the most autistic thread I've seen in awhile. Samus looks slim/toned in the official work/in-game. The image you posted is fanart, OP.
Look at the thread you created. Even if you want to believe the work is official, it doesn't disprove my point, Samus is slim/toned in the official work. Try going to gym sometime
Bruhs I'm so sick of being a slave to female ass I wish I could just turn this switch off man this horny business is so exhausting especially shit like this I'm tired of FEMALES having this power over me
Jesus. What a blast from the past.
I remember getting excited 15 years ago I found a long Samus porn comic, and then stumbling into a diaper filled page and learning more about the world
Anatomy is never almost never realistic, people aren't studying different levels of muscle development proportions. And we constantly have middle schoolers that would put natural body builders to shame
I genuinely have no idea how Sybb's obsession works. Is he into soft asses or muscular ones? Or is he angry that people like muscular asses instead of plump ones?
He has a weird projected humiliation fetish where he really wants to get off to humiliating girls for having asses that aren't rock solid.
He considers having a non-muscular ass to be a horrific embarrassment and is mad when other people won't allow him to equate a fat ass to an overall unfit person as a vector for that humiliation.
>He considers having a non-muscular ass to be a horrific embarrassment
But why? Literally most people don't have rock hard glutes. I really wish Sybb would at least open up to his fetish
The fact they turned her into musclefag shit but then completely lopped off her tits and ass in her 3D model is inexcusable.
Sakurai is a huge gay headcanon retard.
off model garbage
Official artwork. They deliberately made her ass look fat.
good
She has a bubble butt
what a slut
This is how she wiggles when you stick it in her ass without warning
Imagine grabbing Samus's fat ass cheeks and jiggle them in your hands
those high heels look ridiculous
clearly the designers want to fuck Samus
This is Smash4 and not Ultimate, right? Didn't they nerf her ass pretty hard in Ultimate?
They made it look firm, while keeping it the same size. It looked fat in Smash4.
God Smash 4 Samus was peak. Fuck Ultimate Samus
Competitive with Smash 4 and Smash Ultimate Samus where the two are jealous about each others traits.
Smash 4 Samus smugly looks at Ultimate Samus as she gets you off with her larger ass.
Smash Ultimate Samus smugly looks at Smash 4 Samus as you cum on her chisled abs.
>official artwork
>off model garbage
Based retard
my dick doesn't want to
don't care, would eat it
Clearly she is wearing a diaper.
haha yes, a very filled one
All your issues with this design would be solved if she was wearing a diaper, just saying
Us women don’t usually have muscle showing in our butts lol
YWNBAW
YAWNFAG
SYBB YOUR ASS IS FAT
kys sybb
Have you ever seen a girl irl before? Having quad and bicep definition doesn't mean they're going to have ass striations dumbass
Vast majority of women do not have muscle definition on their arms. So we can tell Samus is supposed to be fit...there.
They very clearly made her ass look fat on purpose by giving us the contrast between her arms and ass.
the countless ways that perma virgins out themselves on this board every day is hilarious to me
>fat fag coping
Look up female bodybuilders like Ashley Kaltwasser or Jen Selter and that argument falls apart
Post a comparison pic with them and your argument will fall apart.
It's almost fascinating how Samus fags refuse to admit their favourite character has a fat ass.
Takes 30 seconds to Google it. Now shut the fuck up.
No one denies that Samus has a nice ass. No one cares except your autistic ass apparently.
She's arching forward to make her butt look bigger. Learn how women use poses, angles and lightning to their advantage, then come back and apology.
>b-but the arch!
>I'll just ignore the fact that Samus also has an arched back in the picture!
You're desperately making up excuses because you know you're wrong. I don't have any more patience for you.
Samus doesn't arch her back in OP, she's just dashing forward. That girl you posted sticks her ass out and arches her back, lots of women do this to make their butts appear bigger.
Also, just because you're gym toned everywhere else doesn't mean your ass isn't fat.
What a terrible thread, just look at any woman outside, or even use google.
Shit thread, just post Samus images.
those heels really accentuate her ass
She sits on her ass in her ship with nothing to do but to jerk off with her hands and freakishly dexterous birdfeet most of the time.
Her ass got that way after her anus was remodeled.
>one of the body parts that has the highest average fat percentage of the whole body has less tone than other parts
Oh no character ruined. Also if her ass was really just pure fat, it would be way less perky and shapely.
t. chief ass inspector
Since you don't understand how dumb you are, I'll explain it to you.
Women store fat in their asses, yes. That doesn't mean the ass gets huge though, unless said ass is fat. Also, a fat ass is not the same as "pure fat", only obese people are pure fat.
Yeah, her ass is fat, OP. You're not going to get any kind of noticeable glute definition as a woman unless you're a few days out from a bodybuilding contest. I don't know what part about this is confusing to you.
I'm not confused. I'm just saying her ass is fat due to it being huge. Then yuou have some crazed fans who refuse to admit this.
There are women who exist in the world that proves this wrong. Fat distribution is genetic. Some people can store a lot of fat in their ass while still having a skinny waste. In fact that is considered the modern beauty ideal. Some people get fat in their belly before ever building some semblance of an ass.
>Also, a fat ass is not the same as "pure fat", only obese people are pure fat.
No one is pure fat you fucking moron. You need muscles to move your body. The point is a fat ass with more muscle underneath doesn't look the same as a fat ass with less muscle underneath. Hope that helped you understand how dumb you are.
Nothing you said goes against what I said. So you basically agree then?
You said that obese people have asses made of pure fat. You also made a thread crying about how Samuses ass is unrealistically fat. This is also wrong. Hope that cleared things up for you.
>You also made a thread crying about how Samuses ass is unrealistically fat.
I never said this.
You've never been to a gym.
Sybb, why are you so obsessed?
>Part of the body notorious for storing the most amount of bodyfat relative to every other one, especially on women, has the least amount of muscle definition
Makes sense to me OP.
Chozo genetics go wild, that's my explanation
Secondary sexual femenine traits
Her suit has butt padding
she's a future babe, there is some chemical, steroid, medical preceedure, pill or something else that causes her to have a big phat ass while being muscular, samus has intentionally decided she looks good with a big plump booty and I'd agree with her choice
simple as
The existence of gluted scare OP. More news at 9
Straight guy here (only attracted to girls and t-girls), some muscle definition on the arms and abs are fine, but only homosexuals like muscle butts.
The point was that her ass is huge, and since it has zero definition that means it's a fat ass. No one wants muscle definition on a girl's ass.
Because High T straight men like fat asses, OP's Samus aesthetic is ideal, Ganker with a fat ass.
>Nah fuck you muscle ass is great
Sure thing, homo.
>Because High T straight men like fat asses, OP's Samus aesthetic is ideal, Ganker with a fat ass.
As long as you admit it's fat, you're not denying. That was the topic of this thread.
OP Samus ass is fat and delicious.
>immediately posts pictures of half naked men he's got saved
Ok mr straightman
>Google
>"muscle ass"
Done.
Nah fuck you muscle ass is great
WHOMST
halcybella, aka Peach here.
>and t-girls
You're an actual gay.
>falling for bait this hard
lol
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
Yeah, man. I also get really confused when I watch It’s Always Sunny and people like the characters! They’re clearly evil people and I don’t get why people don’t take everything literally like I do!
No gay man likes what I like.
>shoulders too wide
Stop watching tranime, this is what real women look like, now add the developed delts (blue already does)like in that Samus drawing and you will get similar shoulder proportions (except red).
Who is she?
None of those women have shoulders more than half the width of their heads.
Is this your first time finding out the average female body isn't like your animus and do not look attractive in the least bit?
Turn around and show us your ass you stupid whore. No one gives a shit about your dancing.
Anon, I understand you have never been with a woman before, but you see, the ass is where fat is stored. Therefore, the phrase "fat ass" is not merely an expression, it's actually true. Fat is stored in the ass. Especially in (your) case.
Do you understand the difference between a normal sized ass that has some fat on it, and a huge ass that has a lot of fat on it?
Samus twerking!
Samus partyn' at da clubz
She’s a real party animal
Here's your Samus bro
>Leaked conference from Nintendo of America staff, hints at the release of a new Metroid game for Switch 2.
Thoughts?
https://soundgasm.net/u/Pretty_Girl_17/The-Bounty-Hunters-Guest-P-Nov-19
>Crazed fans think Samus is in-shape, in her prime. Boy, do I have news for you. Look at this picture. As you can see, 0 muscle definition. What does this tell you? Samus has a FAT butt. Yeah, FAT. Understand, idiot?
This is the most autistic thread I've seen in awhile. Samus looks slim/toned in the official work/in-game. The image you posted is fanart, OP.
OP is official art, retard.
>ur a retard!!
Look at the thread you created. Even if you want to believe the work is official, it doesn't disprove my point, Samus is slim/toned in the official work. Try going to gym sometime
She's definitely fat in the ass in the middle pic of what you posted.
What a weird way to ask for Ganker girl pics
Bruhs I'm so sick of being a slave to female ass I wish I could just turn this switch off man this horny business is so exhausting especially shit like this I'm tired of FEMALES having this power over me
Why is samus such a bimbo?
Chozo DNA, ain't gotta explain shit.
I don't see anything wrong here. she has a nice juicy dumper
Jesus. What a blast from the past.
I remember getting excited 15 years ago I found a long Samus porn comic, and then stumbling into a diaper filled page and learning more about the world
built for shithole remodeling
holy shit guys
just imagine her in a blacked outfit getting plowed by 3 monster black cocks haha wouldn't that be funny
estrogen does that
Estrogen directs fat to the ass on women, but that doesn't mean their butts get that huge. Sammy has a fatty.
not true
my abs are visible and my ass is huge, it's genetic
pomf
What are we gonna do on the spaceship anon?
uhh fly in space?
Sleep cryogenically mostly.
Fight horrors beyond mortal comprehension?
It's a metal fucking table you dumb moron it's not gonna make a pomf sound
Also a bit of the f is sticking out from the spoiler box and it upsets me
delete all Abominable Intelligence
No~
:3
>e-bois?
Eh.
>e-boification?
Real shit
Got more Nintendo girls?
I do, but not in a metroid thread.
Post ‘em or a link to a gallery. Threads gonna die anyways. Pls
We need it
THREADS GOING
POST THE IMAGES PLEASE
>blue balled my samus anon
This isnt fair
by*
Bumping
Hold out hope anon
perfect woman
Don't women do squats to make their asses huge?
Squats can only go so far. It can't make their ass huge
Chozo genes.
I dont know anon but i wish i could be Samus >.<!!
this art looks horrible how the fuck is that official art
Metroid is my favorite series, so despite the fact that samus is pure sex, I've never fapped to her.
No one is denying Samus has a fat ass.
fusion is the best metroidf
that's not muscle definition, that's just what arms and thighs look like when you're low body fat
Has OP never seen a real woman before? Only trannies?
>he has never looked at r/chudporn and sorted by top all time
shoulders too wide, not very feminine
Agreed.
they're extendable
Looks like BOTW link if he took up bodybuilding
Check out the overdeveloped lats and those man shoulders
Anatomy is never almost never realistic, people aren't studying different levels of muscle development proportions. And we constantly have middle schoolers that would put natural body builders to shame
Hello. Sex?
BUILT
FOR
British Broadcasting Corporation
CUTE
SHOTA
COCK
Disgusting! I 100% agree.
Looks straight out of a Bethesda game.
Bethesda wishes.
6'3 women look like THAT?
Canonically 5'9 women who becomes 6'3 inside their suit look like THAT?
Seething.
I genuinely have no idea how Sybb's obsession works. Is he into soft asses or muscular ones? Or is he angry that people like muscular asses instead of plump ones?
We just don't know.
He has a weird projected humiliation fetish where he really wants to get off to humiliating girls for having asses that aren't rock solid.
He considers having a non-muscular ass to be a horrific embarrassment and is mad when other people won't allow him to equate a fat ass to an overall unfit person as a vector for that humiliation.
>He considers having a non-muscular ass to be a horrific embarrassment
But why? Literally most people don't have rock hard glutes. I really wish Sybb would at least open up to his fetish
I for one like the Sarah Bryant model.
t. never played the games just been watching the sfm porn for over a decade
For me, it's bouquetman.
estrogen
>Samus thread
>samus anon isnt trying to pick up anons to blow
Times have changed, samus thread always brought out a slutnon
What would you do to Samus, anon?
Pound her out through a shiny slut version of her zero suit while bouncing her head off a bulkhead, treat her like the blonde fleshlight she is
Tear that bimbo apart
Sexually or violently?
Both, sex toys are made to be ruined
Which would you prefer?
sexually.
she can be violent towards me
Be the samus instead, anon, Become the change you want to see
No.
That's the spirit
Autism is a fake disorder. You either actually have some form of scizophrenia, or have mental defecencies.
The fact they turned her into musclefag shit but then completely lopped off her tits and ass in her 3D model is inexcusable.
Sakurai is a huge gay headcanon retard.
Post more shiny samus
kys sybb