TYRANITAR!!!! Where are you!!!??? I am more powerful than ever before. Come and face your death!

TYRANITAR!!!! Where are you!!!??? I am more powerful than ever before. Come and face your death!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's arm wrestling with his real rival of the mountain.

    Aggron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aggron's with his boyfriend Nidoking, Anon.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tyranitar used Earthquake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > 252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Earthquake vs. 248 HP / 232+ Def Archaludon: 224-264 (58.4 - 68.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

      (It isn’t actually a guaranteed 2HKO even, the calc just doesn’t account for the stamina boost without you putting it in manually after the fact)
      Meanwhile

      > 232+ Def Archaludon Body Press vs. 88 HP / 0 Def Tyranitar: 352-416 (96.9 - 114.6%) -- 81.3% chance to OHKO

      Archaludon is faster btw. Unless Tyranitar is running max speed, in which case it’s just turning body press into a guaranteed ohko by activating stamina.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gamefreak putting ridiculous stats on the ugliest things you can imagine, frick this ugly piece of shit it's busted ability bloated stats, signature move and the gen it rode in on. I wish it stayed a forgotten shitmon in gen 8

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally just use Focus Blast. Game freak was scared of making it too good so they gave it shit SpDef.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The other anon already pointed out how stupid and wrong you are, but I just want to point it out again.

      You're expecting a non-STAB attack to OHKO a faster, physically bulky Pokemon that raises its own defenses on successive hits, and one that learns fricking Body Press at that.

      Why is Aggron not a dragon then? It fits your description of a dragon pretty accurately. What about Clawitzer that literally has a dragon head as it's Clawitzer and looks like a dragon from a certain angle?

      Aggron being a Dragon type wouldn't be wrong. No one would think that was weird, and in fact, would improve it greatly... Aggron SHOULD be a Dragon type.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they didn't want to give the player a dragon that early back then. maybe if it only aggron was a dragon and the other two stayed the same

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's possible. Altaria makes me question that, as its effectively available earlier than Aggron, but that could also be seen as an intentionally subversive thing, "oh wow didnt expect my fluffy bird to end up being a Dragon!" kind of deal. Additionally, I think Gamefreak was still overestimating Rock's usefulness as a defensive typing.

          Rock used to be a solid defensive typing back in Gens 1 and 2 where Normal attacks were quite common and Fighting wasnt. While they were starting to open up some, Gen 3 was still when movepools were pretty limited. Aggron was alright in Gen 3, but with Brick Break being a significantly more accessible Fighting option than anything seen before, and Normal becoming less common, the 4x weaknesses it had really started to stand out.. but still, I can see why GF might've thought it wouldve made for a good mon around that time.

          Shame its incompatible vs modern movepools.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they slap Dragon type on whatever they feel like nowadays? Gyarados is so jealous.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally a giant walking dinosaur made of steel
      >Hurr durr why he dwagon typah
      Why is /vp/ so moronic all the time?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dragon type
        Ok I get it, you have a contrary opinion. Do you u feel smart now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Answer the question homosexual why a giant reptile/dinosaur made of steel shouldn't be a dragon type?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Dragon
            >Reptile
            U serious bro?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes anon dragons are reptiles pretty shocking right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look at this dude bruv? This a dragon? How?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This a dragon? How?
                Because it look like?

                https://i.imgur.com/S9bLsAZ.jpeg

                TYRANITAR!!!! Where are you!!!??? I am more powerful than ever before. Come and face your death!

                literally a big walking dinosaur
                /vp/iss users are unironically moronic beyond repair

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why is Aggron not a dragon then? It fits your description of a dragon pretty accurately. What about Clawitzer that literally has a dragon head as it's Clawitzer and looks like a dragon from a certain angle?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why is Aggron not a dragon then?
                Because life is unfair
                >What about Clawitzer that literally has a dragon
                That's a claw schizo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My dear unhinged schizo Archaludon maniac, why is Tortunator a dragon and Tyranitar not? And why is Mega Gyarados not a dragon? What about Mega Charizard Y, what makes him not a dragon? Why is there so much ambiguity about the idea of a dragon? What makes Archaludon so draconic to qualify as a dragon type?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aggron is just a giant reptile

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it’s not a dragon because it has the ability to change form into a bridge shaped railgun
                And Optimus Prime isn’t a semi-truck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have a chance to redeem one of the ugliest Pokémon in the series with an evolution
    >Somehow make it even uglier
    BRAVO GAMEFREAK

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of seethe that ArCHADludon has caused will never cease to amaze me.
    >Fairysissies: Mindbroken
    >Genwunners: Mindbroken
    >Cross-gen evo haters: Mindbroken
    >TyraBlack persontar: Mindbroken
    >Yawngay: Mindbroken

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Non-dragon type dragoons: Mindbroken

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cross gen evos that were made during the 3d era (or after gen 4) were a mistake
    this is one of the ugliest pokemon designs ever made
    it is abhorrent that gamefreak forces people to pay money in order to obtain this abomination
    people should be rioting over this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >(or after gen 4)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gen 4's good designs outweigh the bad. almost all designs from the 3D era blow more wiener than the gayest homosexual on earth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine hating Rhyperior

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fricking hell, rhyhorn deserved better.
        deserved better than rhydon too, god what a pair of shit designs those are. first pokemon and it fricking shows.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thé only people that hate this guy are borts and up

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tryanitar uses Tiny Pebble attack
    >1HKO

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is the ugliest fricking thing i have ever seen. paldea needs a nuke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s actualy an unova mon m8

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