Im not mad, why would i be mad. Im not mad dude so dont worry about it, being mad is something that im not doing so you shouldnt worry about it happening to me, cause being mad is not my priority. This isnt anything i would be mad over so dont even think im mad, not even in the slightest am i mad, the concept of being mad hasnt even crossed my mind, its too busy being happy, not mad. Mad isnt even a word i really know thats how little of it i am, its like "what? mad? whats that?", thats my thought process right now, THAT is how little im mad. Isnt it amazing how not mad i am, cause its clear that i am not mad at all. why would i be mad, there is no reason for me to be mad, and I dont even know why you would ever think that I would be mad, cause im not, not at all. I would never get mad over something like this, that would be rediculous, but being mad just isnt for me so dont worry about that. I am not mad.
"touch grass" is today's "u mad?" an unreturnable comment that any attempt to respond to makes you look worse and worse. frankly the only appropriate response to either is a swift kick in the head followed by a curbstomp but sadly those can't be delivered through the internet
I've seen 2 consistent stategies >make them feel awkward
Just hit on them, dont be too explicit but show you want to frick them, like , 90% of the time the man will go full defensive on his masculinity >make them confused
Say something absolutely nonsensical, to the point where the person that asked has no fricking idea how to react, it cant be all-caps keyboarding mashing though, as that will show you are enraged, it has to be a proper sentence, just something that makes no sense
Both work very consistently, though your reputation will go down the drain if you interact with that person a lot.
Internet tough guy act will do its job if you keep at it.
Like they'll throw out the "Oooo Keyboard warrior" but if you keep calling them a pussy and threatening to knock their teeth out they eventually bring themselves down to your level.
You'd think a well known schtick wouldn't work but that's precisely why it works
>how do you respond without gettin mad?
why hide it, I usually try to search their name on google and make a snide comment on something they posted on social media if there's anything there
"On God this homie thinks it's 2010 fr fr hahaha "U mAd?!?!" lmfao"
The best way to get people really fricking angry is to act like a belligerent zoomer
I always respond LOL YES I AM MAD AS FRICK which completely disarms them. Being angrier than your opponent is how you destroy them. Whoever is angriest wins in real life. People who don’t get angry, or more realistically, who pretend to not get angry, are pathetic homosexuals.
It's not >"u mad?"
Nowadays what gets me is when you get stomped in a multiplayer game (so you're already not in a great mood, maybe even add homosexual teammates to it) and one of the opponents goes like (often not a top player) >"lmao why so ez?"
Literally just ask like an angry soijak >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M NOT MAD! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>nah, bit bored of you though
Denies the accusation, rejects them as being worth engaging with, and anything they say after is nullified because again, you're rejecting any worth in responding
>Let's replace the text with cringe porn lines!!
Is this supposed to be cute? Funny? It's fricking cringe and gross
I fricking hate this shit so much. Ganker is unironically a hole of morons. They're the type of person to roleplay in the comment sections of porn videos. They're so fricking gross and cringe. I hate this meme and it's the only thing that has actually gotten me to consider leaving this website because for some reason it pissed me off more than anything.
I wonder how many years it's been since the unhealthy social moronic virgin had a job and how funny he thought he was when his porn addicted brain came up with this.
have a nice day
Not surprising, as the artist is notorious for wasting days at a time filing copyright claims against his work anywhere it's uploaded. (Other than Fakku, of course.)
https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/the-joy-of-breeding-english-1985932.html#1
Anyway, frick him. Enjoy.
I wonder how many years it's been since the unhealthy social moronic virgin had a job and how funny he thought he was when his porn addicted brain came up with this.
have a nice day
I wonder how many years it's been since the unhealthy social moronic virgin had a job and how funny he thought he was when his porn addicted brain came up with this.
have a nice day
>tf2 >guy has killed me four or five times >keeps messaging me >'u mad? u mad? u rustled?' >very mad >very rustled >kills me again >as i'm yelling into the mic my sister taps my shoulder >spin around in chair and backhand her >immediate regret >instant wailing >can't quiet her down >my mic is still on
Use the secret power words.
"Cringe"
and that's it. do not engage further. they will be seething about that the entire day. cringe is the ultimate word to defeat zoomers.
Here's some things i do when a try hard cries in the chat >burp loudly in the mic >play music >"Huh? I can't hear you" >"hey hold on someone's calling me" >chew something loudly
sometimes I talk like a Kung Pow character or talk Spanish in a thick accent or broken with English
>u mad? >I AM A GOD. HOW CAN YOU KILL A GOD? WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE!
you just sound mad if you do that, mad and moronic if the person doesn't know morrowind
>u mad bro? >"AND BRING WRAITHGUARD, I HAVE NEED OF IT"
Look it's better to come across as a complete schizo then to let someone on the internet think they made you angry at nothing.
type black lives matter. >say NO - BANNED >your life doesnt matter - BANNED >agree with me- call them a homosexual >everyone in the entire game stops typing from cringe- i win
"u mad?"
"yes, it's completely normal to have feelings when you experience loss, however i will use my temperance to use these feelings as motivation to do better"
You are very wise to say these things, but while you are correct I certainly doubt that anyone else will have the prescience to recognize this. More likely, my name will die in obscurity and people will continue to argue with each other forever.
"gg ez"
Sounds pretty mad bro.
Im not mad, why would i be mad. Im not mad dude so dont worry about it, being mad is something that im not doing so you shouldnt worry about it happening to me, cause being mad is not my priority. This isnt anything i would be mad over so dont even think im mad, not even in the slightest am i mad, the concept of being mad hasnt even crossed my mind, its too busy being happy, not mad. Mad isnt even a word i really know thats how little of it i am, its like "what? mad? whats that?", thats my thought process right now, THAT is how little im mad. Isnt it amazing how not mad i am, cause its clear that i am not mad at all. why would i be mad, there is no reason for me to be mad, and I dont even know why you would ever think that I would be mad, cause im not, not at all. I would never get mad over something like this, that would be rediculous, but being mad just isnt for me so dont worry about that. I am not mad.
YOSHI!(and her girlfriend Gamo)
>"Yes"
what does that make me?
it's ok dude I hope you get better soon, stay hydrated and get plenty of exercise and sunlight, love you
>that pic
why are weeaboos so painfully unfunny? Ive never seen a good tranime meme, also if someone says gg ez you suck so just accept it
you just dont reply bro
>how do you respond
yeah
"hm? did you say something?....sorry got stuff to do , ttyl"
>understable
>understable
"bg dickholes" is indefensible, and guaranteed replies
Mad!
i derail the thread with insane samegayging
If only people still talked like that....
I hate tiktok
>cumming to rape you now
>log off immediately after saying that.
"no u"
that's the one
Yes I’m mad, but in five minutes I won’t be mad anymore but you’ll still be moronic.
"touch grass" is today's "u mad?" an unreturnable comment that any attempt to respond to makes you look worse and worse. frankly the only appropriate response to either is a swift kick in the head followed by a curbstomp but sadly those can't be delivered through the internet
Madly in love with you <3
I've seen 2 consistent stategies
>make them feel awkward
Just hit on them, dont be too explicit but show you want to frick them, like , 90% of the time the man will go full defensive on his masculinity
>make them confused
Say something absolutely nonsensical, to the point where the person that asked has no fricking idea how to react, it cant be all-caps keyboarding mashing though, as that will show you are enraged, it has to be a proper sentence, just something that makes no sense
Both work very consistently, though your reputation will go down the drain if you interact with that person a lot.
Internet tough guy act will do its job if you keep at it.
Like they'll throw out the "Oooo Keyboard warrior" but if you keep calling them a pussy and threatening to knock their teeth out they eventually bring themselves down to your level.
You'd think a well known schtick wouldn't work but that's precisely why it works
Interesting idea, almost like its an internet buly in a way, they never expect you to fight back so they get threatened when you do.
I ignore it
>how do you respond without gettin mad?
why hide it, I usually try to search their name on google and make a snide comment on something they posted on social media if there's anything there
I did this one time and the next time I checked, the account wasn't there anymore because they probably changed names lmao. Kind of worth.
"On God this homie thinks it's 2010 fr fr hahaha "U mAd?!?!" lmfao"
The best way to get people really fricking angry is to act like a belligerent zoomer
Act like a zoomer and an ESL, bait them into saying slurs and reporting them for a ban.
Hey are you okay? You said pretty angry
I'm mad, mad because Trix are only for kids!
(You)
that hentai is based as hell.
yoshi is the best!
Best!
"Yeah"
"Y-you too"
Ignore them but respond to someone else
They get furious when they dont get their (You)s
nagatoro
welcome to earth
sexo
homietoro
What are you trying to say ? Are you trying to concatenate string variables inside of a textarea ?
Do people even say "u mad" anymore?
Probably not, gg is still king
No it was replaced by "seethe" "cope" "dilate"
zoomers say big mad, malding, seething
What the frick does "malding" mean?
Its derived from the "angry" Twitch emote
mad+balding
malding
so angry you lose hair
i thought its making mald and just didnt get why they would try to insult someone by saying hes making mald
it's usually just cut down to 'mad' or if you're mentally disabled, 'seething/coping/dilating/etc'
No
Now they say "malding" "seethe"
SOVL
"You're adopted"
I like this girl
I always respond LOL YES I AM MAD AS FRICK which completely disarms them. Being angrier than your opponent is how you destroy them. Whoever is angriest wins in real life. People who don’t get angry, or more realistically, who pretend to not get angry, are pathetic homosexuals.
Love you never change stay safe bby
Getting mad sounds like a great idea, thanks for the suggestion
>how do you respond without gettin mad?
Black person
nagatoro is mine
It's not
>"u mad?"
Nowadays what gets me is when you get stomped in a multiplayer game (so you're already not in a great mood, maybe even add homosexual teammates to it) and one of the opponents goes like (often not a top player)
>"lmao why so ez?"
>one of the opponents goes like (often not a top player)
>>"lmao why so ez?"
This is me
I'm absolutely using that later thank you so much
"learned from ur mum"
>MOGS your main girl
Every girl mogs Nagatoro but I really like the president
but what about shiki's futa wiener?
....source?
me.
its my fanfic
>https://archiveofourown
.
org/works/35647306
thanks anon 🙂
why do people always say this?
do people just not like athletic mean girls with a tan?
I genuinely do not understand
Thanks, you too.
Yes, I'm mad. But in 5 minute I won't be any more why you'll continue to be a disgusting fricking loser the rest of your life
I fricked your mom
*you're
Gamo mating press.
Literally just ask like an angry soijak
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M NOT MAD! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This girl makes me straight so hard
why? her moronic friend is hotter.
nagatoro is the hottest frick off and go back
I look like this and I act like this, unironically
I will never watch this garbage show though
its only cute when a girl doess it, downie
that's not what my exes have said
Frick off wintard.
:3 never!!
Her friend is cute too. I wish both of them would bully me
That's no way to speak of Gamo.
same
whatever show these girls are from they are ugly and have dumb mouths
>nah, bit bored of you though
Denies the accusation, rejects them as being worth engaging with, and anything they say after is nullified because again, you're rejecting any worth in responding
>Let's replace the text with cringe porn lines!!
Is this supposed to be cute? Funny? It's fricking cringe and gross
I fricking hate this shit so much. Ganker is unironically a hole of morons. They're the type of person to roleplay in the comment sections of porn videos. They're so fricking gross and cringe. I hate this meme and it's the only thing that has actually gotten me to consider leaving this website because for some reason it pissed me off more than anything.
I wonder how many years it's been since the unhealthy social moronic virgin had a job and how funny he thought he was when his porn addicted brain came up with this.
have a nice day
sauce?
it's not in panda
seach for western
Not surprising, as the artist is notorious for wasting days at a time filing copyright claims against his work anywhere it's uploaded. (Other than Fakku, of course.)
https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/the-joy-of-breeding-english-1985932.html#1
Anyway, frick him. Enjoy.
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/424560/post/51162428
It is.
SAUCE
ur mad.
>>Let's replace the text with cringe porn lines!!
anon, this IS from porn.
>Getting mad at actual porn
Is that you, Geoff?
>mogs your anime thread
>tf2
>guy has killed me four or five times
>keeps messaging me
>'u mad? u mad? u rustled?'
>very mad
>very rustled
>kills me again
>as i'm yelling into the mic my sister taps my shoulder
>spin around in chair and backhand her
>immediate regret
>instant wailing
>can't quiet her down
>my mic is still on
yea
"ok man"
"lol"
"no u"
all work pretty well
Use the secret power words.
"Cringe"
and that's it. do not engage further. they will be seething about that the entire day. cringe is the ultimate word to defeat zoomers.
ironic
"trash"
>run up to him
>”Helluva shot, mister!”
>walk away and build a dispenser elsewhere
mute, forget in 1sec and continue playing for every provocation
Who are you?
"N"
What did he mean by this?
On god, you already know what the frick is going on.
English translation: Indeed, you and I are in agreement.
"I"
He gets it
Is this implying there are bigger girls with more full understandables?
Gamo > Black persontoro
Here's some things i do when a try hard cries in the chat
>burp loudly in the mic
>play music
>"Huh? I can't hear you"
>"hey hold on someone's calling me"
>chew something loudly
sometimes I talk like a Kung Pow character or talk Spanish in a thick accent or broken with English
"Close game".
Every single time.
Just start quoting dagoth ur in all caps.
>u mad?
>I AM A GOD. HOW CAN YOU KILL A GOD? WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE!
you just sound mad if you do that, mad and moronic if the person doesn't know morrowind
>u mad bro?
>"AND BRING WRAITHGUARD, I HAVE NEED OF IT"
Look it's better to come across as a complete schizo then to let someone on the internet think they made you angry at nothing.
>"I actually shat my pants"
You don’t say anything
>_>
>all these shit-tier waifus
This is now a ctarl-ctarl thread
Tell them "u mad" isn't a question, it's a statement, and say "u mad" and leave.
>that idiot the hides his anger by confusing or pretending to be moronic
and saying "who is this?" is also a sign that you are mad
We know they pulled that one on you anon, no need to be salty about it
type black lives matter.
>say NO - BANNED
>your life doesnt matter - BANNED
>agree with me- call them a homosexual
>everyone in the entire game stops typing from cringe- i win
I act moronic to bait swearing/name calling so i can report them and get them banned, i got 3 gays banned on Xbox, it was amazing
Depends. Are you actually not mad or just pretending?
"u mad?"
"yes, it's completely normal to have feelings when you experience loss, however i will use my temperance to use these feelings as motivation to do better"
you sound mad as frick
you sound like you listen to linkin park
You are bold. I honor your independence. You are one to teach the gods their limits. I hope the bards will praise the glory of your death in song.
You are very wise to say these things, but while you are correct I certainly doubt that anyone else will have the prescience to recognize this. More likely, my name will die in obscurity and people will continue to argue with each other forever.
"I bet u kiss girls gayot".
disappointed.
i love you kitten
"I might be mad now but you'll always be moronic"
may is more appropriate here than might
"Mad AND moronic"
Does anyone even say "u mad" anymore
I thought Yoshi had more boobs than Gamo.
no I'm Mike
solid
>shut the frick up, I'll suck your fricking wiener, homosexual
>I got a ring in ‘ere last night
Mads?
have they fricked yet?