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ubisoft is an amazing videogame company
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kek based yves
>based
suits are responsible for all the problems ubisoft is having
I would be pissed off as well.
The employees are being scapegoated for the failure of moronic corpo suits and incompetent directors
This
It was boomers who accepted Blackwiener I mean Blackrock money to add more le diversity quota, actually adding more burden to the ACTUAL nerd works who btw they are not motivated in following a blue haired troony instructions nor deal with their useless roasties
White males should unironically quit and start indied and their own small company
they didn't have a choice, they thought they could israelite their own system with quantitive easing but they didn't do the easing, they just flooded with money and decided that they can just build more road to kick the can down on. now we are running at the end of the road
Im too tired of greedy boomers never accepting consequences
Just fricking quit, white men developers, and enjoy the boomers being sued by rape from those roasties
>immediately thinks of dicks
just come out of the closet, gay.
the problem with ubisoft executives is that they didn't manage to wrangle their incompetent employees into making any fricking games last year and the reason those battle royales sucked were because they had tons of terrible "innovations" tacked onto them because again executives can't stop their "creatives" from coming up with shit ideas
I seriously doubt exes would recognize a good idea if it kicked them in the face
they absolutely can recognise bad ideas, nobody should expect innovation from western AAA
The majority of them never played a video game, maybe something on a Sega system 40 years ago
Ubishit games absolutely reek of design by comitee, you can be sure all the "ideas" and "innovations" you're talking about are coming from those executives during development to copy other games no matter how moronic those ideas are in the context of their current development.
yeah designed by shit developers
>you can be sure all the "ideas" and "innovations" you're talking about are coming from those executives during development to copy other games
no that's ubisoft devs genuinely trying to be creative
Lol who the frick that is creative works at Ubisoft as a bottom b***h. It’s normies and losers that work there, just dudes clocking in and clocking out, for money. Like I’d pitch my own idea for a Ubisoft game if I had any personal talent, I’d keep that shit to my chest and pursue it on my own. They’re there for a paycheck nobody is actually excited to work on asscreed or Tom Clancy games as codemonkey
Don't you need some kind of accountability to be a scapegoat? These are just wagies. How would you "scapegoat" them? They can't even lower their wages without their explicit consent.
The frick is an ESG?
>The frick is an ESG?
https://www.alva-group.com/blog/what-is-an-esg-score-and-how-is-it-calculated/
>women and diversity hires are not the problem
moron
I hope Ubisoft goes bankrupt
as long as meathead dude bros exist Ubisoft will exist
it is a race to the bottom
demographic collapse on top of bugman consumerism has solidified corporations like Ubisoft for the next 100 years
They should Strike, it's not the employees fault, the Ceo make all the decisions.
moron.
>executives decides that Ubisoft should churn out mountains of putrid garbage
>literally a dozen battle royale games in development at the same time
>cancel tons of projects internally
>keep pouring money into complete disasters like Beyond Good and Evil 2
>works for a while but eventually this trend chasing in an oversaturated market makes even normalgays realize that this shit is wack and they stop buying it
Why can't they go back to making single-player action adventure kino like Prince of Persia trilogy...
>We le gays demand 4 days week and increase salaries because s.oy milk inflation
Just fired all the liberal frenchs and get some indians or sudacas devs for the next generic open world from ubi.
Ubisoft's Indian team is so incompetent that they couldn't even handle a remake of POP The Sands of Time. The Montreal team had to take over and completely reboot development.
Frick Ubisoft Suits
Frick Ubisoft Employees
Frick Uplay
Frick the French
Répète?
You heard me frog
QUI
>ESG dies
>AAA starts to resent their stupid choices
Still far from the industry crash and reset we all dream, but some consequences are a breath of fresh air
>>ESG dies
wh-what? elaborate.
It's /misc/ schizo babble, give it no attention.
sure rabbi
>ESG dies
Is that even possible?
ESG is dead? I didn't even know it was sick!
Wokeshit workers striking after producing wokeshit garbage and the stock going down is hilarious.
>open up hundreds of studios to make le early asscreed
>stop making early asscreed
>go bankrupt
WOOOOOW
good frick ubishit it's trash and needs to die at this point.
Who will buy Assassins Creed when Ubisoft dies?
It's the perfect slop for sony
AC has been dead since Syndicate. Now it's a literal single player MMO. But instead of killing 10 boars, you kill fantasy bandits.
good
>keeps chasing dogshit trends way past it's phase
>multiple shitty battle royale shooters/hero shooters churned out in hopes of a big hit so they can sit around and take turns shitting on eachother while printing money
>its muhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh employeeeeeees
Any ubishit employees here. Whats your take?
> hey people want like classic splinter cell, we should just do a remake with mercs vs spies or something and earn some good will for once
>NO MAKE DOGSHIT, JUST KEEP PUMPING OUT DOG SHIT LIVE SERVICES AND SHIT NO ONE WANTS
do you guuys think this will slow the development of beyond good and evil 2?
How many years does Ubisoft have left?
Half as many as the rest of us
Ubisoft dug their own grave when they stopped releasing games on Steam to earn easy shekels from the Epic Gay Store only for sales to plummet. Now they've come crawling back to Steam with their proverbial tail between their legs except not really since you still have to use the Uplay launcher anyway.
The sooner Ubisoft crashes and burns the better.
valve dildo good, ubisoft dildo bad
Valhalla is an underrated masterpiece and i'm tired of pretending it's not.
Give it enough time and people will praise it like Odyssey.
Dogshit game and by far the worst in the awful nu-trilogy.
Being beautiful with a cool world doesn't make up for it being shit tier gameplay
What is the gameplay like? Is it shit like Origins?
nobody praises Odyssey tho
I only like For Honor. For Honor gud.
>ubisoft wants to make dogshit multiplayer garbage
>they ignore their already popular multiplayer games and add rick and morty shit into siege
>CEO Blames them for poor sales
maybe dont greenlight the same cookie-cutter games across like 4 IPs, rich people are the biggest entitled morons to ever exist, you reap what you sow
Those cookie cutter IPs are the games keeping Ubisoft afloat.
Here's a free idea Ubisoft:
Rainbow Six Vegas Reboot/Remake
Plays like R6V. New campaign. New maps. Enhanced multiplayer.
well they're the ones that keep making everything insufferably woke so the CEO is probably right
well, the workers were the ones who made dogshit games, so I guess he's right?
Everyone knows that Western AAA games are designed at the suit level these days, with the devs not even getting to decide the basic philosophy behind the games they make anymore. See Rocksteady being forced to make GaaS Suicide Squad garbage after delivering the very successful Arkham games.
>See Rocksteady being forced to make GaaS Suicide Squad garbage after delivering the very successful Arkham games.
This is probably why Sony is going to die they are going all in with making GaaS games with Bungie
Yes its your fault that we forced you to create the same game over and over!
thats what these frickers deserve for cancelling UBIArt and ruining the shit out of Trackmania.
Will the open world meme finally die? It's absolutely terrible.
Good riddance to the bloated garbage island of Ubishit
Patrice Desilets must be feeling ecstatic at the sight of Ubisoft suffering the consequences of the awful corporate decision that got him to resign the AC franchise and fricked with him and his Amsterdam 1666 project.
A case of catastrophic pozzing by the globohomo.
They deserve this after being so shit that Michel Ancel finally retired
> molests you
> blames you for poor sales afterwards
Based or cringe?
I feel that Crange would be more appropriate, or perhaps, Bised.
>over 20,000 employees
>over 20 studios
>let's say each of those studios has around 1,000 employees
If Ubisoft wants to survive while keeping that number of employees, they need to diversify their portfolio and let their separate studios experiment with different genres. With 20k employees and 20 studios, they should be releasing new games of various genres almost monthly while some of the back-burner (a release schedule rivaling Nintendo's good years) Focus on mid-budget games with a sparkle of small/mobile and large/AAA titles, bring back old franchises (Rayman, Splinter Cell) and make new potential franchises (Rabbids)/singular titles (Child of Light). All different genres for a smaller but dedicated audience (sports/extreme sports, platformers both 2d and 3d, rpgs, anything but asscreeds and fay crys).
tldr: you have that many employees and you can't shit out a new Rayman
>over 20k employees
How? I mean, what are they even doing there - I know that they have their janitors working on Siege and For Honor one day a week, then there’s the cursed bunch forced to work on Skull and Bones, but beyond that it’s all AC and Far Cry.
>what are they even doing there?
graphics slaves
code monkeys
diversity hires
I took the CEOs were paid so muchbecause they're the ones who take the risks and get blamed for failure? They sure do take credit for success.
thought* I don't know how the frick I managed to type took instead
>hire woke
>go broke
>they protest you on the way down
absolutely love to see it!
Ubisoft melting down like this has been a long time coming, and its nice to finally see it happen. Good on the devs for putting their foots down, Ubi's probably the most mismanaged company in the western game industry. Which is saying a lot when the likes of ActiBlizz and EA exist.
>this game is created by people with different gender identities
Yeah no. I dropped out.
I just hope they Anno the frick alone.
They haven't already, it's stuck on one of the worst DRMs of our time and will go under at the same time as ubisoft
The games are still good though, being stuck on weird DRM isn't the worst it can happen.
Doesn't matter if they're good if you can't play them
>it's another "company destroys all their ips to churn out lowest common denominator trend chasing slop"
why can't western company into long term stability like nintendo does? Say what you will but at least nintendo understands that releasing smaller games for a variety of markets earns you an enduring fanbase
Fricking get back in there and make another Assassin's Creed
All they have to do is make a good knockoff of MGS V with Splinter Cell. That's it. That's literally it. I bet they are in this position because they turned down so many good ideas simply because the protags were white males.
The CEO by the way isn't wrong but he is at fault for letting it get this bad. I worked for a FAANG before. I imagine Ubisoft is not that much different. You have the investors and top managers at the top. All they care about is money go up. That's literally it. So they leave the middle managers in charge to mostly do everything. Who are the middle managers? Well these are your diversity hires. Your agenda seekers. They are the ones that make the actual decisions that make a game woke and bland. A lot of these companies were coasting on past success which is why they were able to employ these people but we are at the end times of that.
So the CEO is right to blame the people under him but the CEO also let it get this way and didn't care so he is to blame probably more so. They didn't see what their company was becoming just that dollars were going up at some point so everything must be ok.
The CEO is the defacto responsibility of the company. If the company is doing bad under his management then that's on his. Full stop. That's literally what it means to be CEO. It's just that CEOs are rarely the ones who take responsibility for it. It's much easier to cut 11k employees for example.
Don't "possibly" strike, do it. The sooner post-Ancel Ubisoft burns, the better.
>company does bad
>it's the bottom employees fault
>company does good
>CEO is championed as a pioneer of capitalism as he writes himself a congratulatory check worth more than the collective wages of all the bottom employees
what a surprise a too-big tech company is beholden to stakeholders more than actual responsibility
No sympathy. They're the ones who chose ESG, cheap, interchangeable laborers, and looking good at wienertail parties over hiring the best.
ubisoft is the last company that still makes big gameplay oriented aaa games
ubisoft hate is the ultimate npc thing
elden ring is basically just dumbed down AC with increased mod damage and gamers praise it like it's the best game in the world
Cute bait.
Bait and we're all collectively dumber as a result.
>make video games, the ball is in your court
>HOW DARE YOU! WE ARE ON STRIKE! NO MORE WORK!
who was in the wrong here?
>Be CEO
>please suits by forcing devs to make X game
>give them not enough time
>managers are harassing sexually some of them
>continue like that and release +20 goyslop games because they sell more each time (it's probably because it's good right? not because there are more and more gamers in the world!)
>Ubisoft starts going downhill because people are getting tired of soulless goyslops
>Hey random employee with no power, it's all your fault!
They should strike and destroy ubisoft in the process
>the french are going on a strike
It's their national passtime! why is it newsworthy?
they haven't been on a strike in ubisoft before
Maybe make a good game.
Both CEO, managers and staff are all the problem.
Wipe them all and start from scratch.
Ubisoftbros, why did Yves have to cancel our kino for
https://insider-gaming.com/ubisoft-project-q-cancelled/