>Udisoft towers. >"Collect 50 dog poo.". >Totally brain dead combat system. >QTE.

>Udisoft towers.
>"Collect 50 dog poo."
>Totally brain dead combat system.
>QTE.
>Abobawdely moronic story and characters.
>Abolutely soulless world.
Honestly, it felt like I played some parody rather than actual video game.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But it's okay when Sekiro does it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sekiro
      >Ubisoft towers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sekiro
      >"Collect 50 dog poo."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is Sekiro? We're talking about Spiderman here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fail to establish the link between sekiro and this iteration n°53919400150 of an Ubisoft open world™ with bamham combats...
      And I'm the first one to shit on sekiro because I'm sour about not being able to play it competently.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL experience the mandatory gay flag

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please be excited for more Snoy moviegames coming soon to personal computer!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Udisoft towers.
    >"Collect 50 dog poo."
    I didn't mind it in this game since the traversal makes it fun.
    >Totally brain dead combat system.
    I can understand this point, hope they flesh it out in 2, they are going in the right direction with combat in Miles Morales standalone.
    >QTE.
    There aren't that much really.
    >Abobawdely moronic story and characters.
    The story was far better than in the MCU movies, I'd say in the best Spidey story out of all Spidey games.
    >Abolutely soulless world.
    Hard disagree. Was pretty impressed at how lively Manhattan felt.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonygays worship this game as some masterpiece
    >play it
    >it's just another generic bamham combat game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's what happens when you have literally ONE game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally every time a PS exclusive comes to PC.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Udisoft towers.
    It's a Spider-Man game. If you went in not expecting to climb buildings that's your own fault.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snoys have no taste, more news at eleven.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Told you so when the game was available on consoles but you pc-fat were shitting on me when I warned you.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Udisoft towers.
    A Spider-Man game would be OK with Ubisoft towers; vantages and hinting at locations would be quality.

    >"Collect 50 dog poo."
    Citizen demeanor, hero activities, and character and world building are notions with usually mediocre implementations.

    >combat
    It has quality character fantasy; see early gameplay demos.

    >story and characters
    The characters were some of the worst designs in the franchise, maybe the industry. Learn objective anatomy.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most jarring thing for me is the lack of a physics engine and inertia. The web swinging feels weightless and unnatural.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly the type of soulless corporate product that Insomniac is good for. Sunset Overdrive died for this. Very sad.

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