Umbrella Corp's miracle de-aging cream

Jill Valentine
>T-virus infection = slowed aging
Sherry Birkin
>G-virus infection = slowed aging and regenerating hymen
Claire Redfield
>T-Phobos virus infection = (effects not yet seen)
Rebecca Chambers
>Multiple A-virus infections = (effects not yet seen but the A-virus was the most advanced form of the T-Veronica virus, capable of slowing the decay of infection so much that zombies could literally be cured)
Moira Burton
>T-phobos virus infection = (effects not yet seen)
Ashley Graham
>Las Plagas infection = aggressive sexual desires and possible slowed aging
Ada Wong
>Asian genes and Capcom waifu bonus = stays looking 25 even as she hits 50
Why bother rebooting the series when you can just pull crap like this and keep all your female characters young and attractive while having the males become more badass the older they get without any virus silliness at all?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Claire Redfield
    >T-Phobos virus infection = (effects not yet seen)
    That ship has sailed, anon, Claire looks in menopause stage in the last movie and games, its over. Unless her body starts building a cocoon and her RE2Remake self emerges from it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She only ever looked old in Revelations 2, when she got infected. It could have reverse-engineered her to her younger self.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        CVR will fix that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only older Claire I'll accept.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I do like old claire. She looks exhausted and tired

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To be honest why wouldnt virus be able to make you younger?
      We literally saw mold monsters reproducing, Carla becoming an Ada clone, a guy transforming into a fricking dinosaur and a fricking mecha fight in Village

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      T-Phobos is the same virus Wesker's sister made using Uroborous. When Albert Wesker returns, he's coming after Claire.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it was a fun few years speculating whether they would use the slow aging thing with Jill, kinda crazy that it actually happened.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >flat chested in game
    >now she has fat breasts
    So Capcom just gave up on being anti-coomer then?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SJW gaming journalists don't review these cg movies so it won't cause an uproar. Similarly, real movie reviewers wouldn't touch these with a 50 foot pole to protect their reputations.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >flat chested in game
      When? Jill had literally never not had big breasts you try hard.

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                Anonymous

                it's a side effect of the virus

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >those
        >big
        my breasts are bigger than that and i'm a man...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          breasts or gtfo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, but you're a fat frick and Jill isn't. Her breasts are big compared to the rest of her body.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >flat chested in game
          When? Jill had literally never not had big breasts you try hard.

          t. never seen a woman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a bitter balding man who still lives in the past

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not judging by what hunnigan wears now, no. They give and then take.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Sherry Birkin
    >>G-virus infection = slowed aging and regenerating hymen

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  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like Parasite Eve minus the sentient micro-organisms in her cells.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Capcom really just have no idea what to do with these characters so they end up in these CG movies with super contrived writing

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Psychological scars
    Oh no I helped defeat a big bad guy, became incredibly strong and now I always look young OH NO WHAT A TRAGEDY

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She also got throat-fricked by a bug

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Even though it wasn't mentioned, I assume it was the three years she spent as Wesker's mind-controlled test subject that left her scarred.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just imagine all that hideous monstrosity wiener she took

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >character doesn't aga
    They need to do this with Cammy as well, she's a clone made in a lab afterall.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't they just handwave that characters like Chun-li are in their 50s anyway?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a meme, real life time is different than fiction

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is she not wearing bottoms in picrelated?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, it limits her fighting powers

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          attention-starved exhibitionist prostitute. Nobody should bat an eye if and when she gets raped.
          >Literally and unironically asking for it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Shadaloo

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least Rebecca got her age frozen at the perfect time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She had good genetics to begin with. Imagine being almost 40 and looking like this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There are a lot of 35+ women that by being genki and have a good life they look like good
        Also food wasnt that poisoned which is why zoomer girls hit the wall at 23

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Rebecca's diet seems to be pretty shit.

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  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the original commercial purpose of the T Virus and Umbrella Pharmaceutical to be a de-aging cream like they advertised back in the original RE3?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Umbrella never put their more clandestine creations on the market as a legitimate product. Something might have come up during Birkin's G-virus research that would have minor regenerative effects that they then marketed as 'de-aging cream', but it would be purely coincidental.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Spencer want to cheat death? Guess he didn't have bullshit protagonist powers.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was convinced Ethan was just an excuse to kill off the entire cast or something since Capcom always want RE to be set in the present day and everyone is dying of the old. But nope I guess the cast is just semi-immortal now and it's canon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >while having the males become more badass the older they get without any virus silliness at all?
      It’s not like it’s a girls only thing. Leon got Las Plagas as well, Jake got C-Virus, Ethan got the Mutamycete (maybe he’s still alive), etc. Everyone else who was ever playable in the series is more or less screwed over in comparison, unless they play that card for them. But at that point, it’s too much of an hail mary reset button.

      Capcom is too chicken to ever let their legacy characters ever pass the torch, in so many of their series.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You made the classic mistake of thinking Capcom has a plan.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >have the formula for eternal youth
    >waste their time on monsters and bioweapons
    Is Umbrella moronic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're a bunch of silly gooses, yeah.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Umbrella moronic?
      You have to ask?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i am so fricking sick of every RE character having this same hamfisted """"trauma"""" arc holy shit. it's just dour and corny and lazy, like they can't think of anything else so everyone's just 5-6 chris

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick do you care about this shit ass budget movie anyways

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because Jill is in a current timeline thing for the first time since 2009. Capcom are acknowledging she exists but not only are they showing she still exists within the canon they are making a definitive statement about the fact she has wolverine powers from the combination of T-Virus dormant in her body mixed with the chryo-sleep Wesker put her in.
      Don't you get it anon? They can make a young hot Jill the protagonist of a current era game with their "magic virus" excus

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based. I don't care what asspulls they use, keep the characters attractive.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair Chris just outright mutates into a different person every few games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just watch, they'll decide to make that a plot point.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't give them any ideas.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Chris is actually Wesker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Resident Evil is Dr Who now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >chris becomes new wesker
      i guess that makes sense they did it for jill, just turn the staple overpowered heroes into the villians

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought we'd be lucky enough to see the boomer characters dead but Crapcom obviously beleibes6they are their main audience

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Capcom actually had a lot of new blood
      >Sheva
      >Moira
      >Sherry
      >Jake
      Hell even fricking Ashley could have had some Moira evolution. I hate they basically scrap a lot of the cast without giving them another chance, I would love a Revelations 3 with Sherry

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        homie forgot re7 and 8

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >revelations 3
        I WANT CHRIST AND LEON TO FRICK SHIT UP

        WHY HAVE WE NOT GOTTEN IT YET

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          RE6

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I WANT CHRIST AND LEON TO FRICK
          Me too bro

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >frick it, I’m gonna save the redfield bloodline leon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bring back Bruce and Fong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >but Crapcom obviously beleives they are their main audience

      Who is?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so the "pharmaceutical company" Umbrella deadass had an eternal youth elixir solution (G-virus Infection followed with an antidote) since the mid-late 1990?
    Yet they kept making dem 14ft tall Claw monsters instead of easy dubs/billions... why?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why not?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You saw how paranoid Birkin was about the G. He may have been willing to give them some of his earlier formulas that could be used for skin cream but he wasn't letting anyone have the finished product until he could find a private buyer himself. I also don't think selling something that can mutate you into a blob if you don't take an antidote immediately will get approved by the FDA.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced Umbrella is some ancient Illuminati death cult.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's just one branch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its just like my super sentai.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I liked RE5 and 6. I don't get people moaning and groaning about wanting to return to RE1, 2 and 3 stuff. I love those games too but RE4 is kind of when I got really into it. I like all the over the top stuff.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Sherry Birkin
    >slowed aging
    G-Virus confirmed placebo goy shit.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any decent RE animation movie?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      all of them are kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, but I liked over the top action scenes in Resident Evil: Vendetta.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna give it a try, thanks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not really
        bad take.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        shit movie like the rest

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i bet you enjoyed the live action ones goy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            projecting much?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >slowed aging
    Moisturize. Drink water and moisturize your skin. Don't eat shitty junk food or sun scorch your skin or fricking act like a trashy fricking prostitute and white women could fricking age gracefully. They have less collagen than men. All they have to do is just take care of themselves.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds pretty sexist, anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Girl here. I have a lot of sex and I age like a goddess

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        London?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its fricking CANON.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for Blesker to be canon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Black Wesker

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You know, Bosker

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This will always be my jill, not matter how much this shitty nuCapcom is.
    I HATE YOUR UNCANNY VALLEY dicky WAIFU REAL 3D DOLLS DIE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically don`t understand Vothgays - my Jill is original Jill (Inezh) because I first played RE1 in 1997. So your Jill is Voth because your first RE was remake in 2002?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        damn dude you're 40 years old and arguing with teenagers on a tranime board

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          boomer website
          u can go to tiktok or roblox's forums to frolic with ur ilk

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, they are gamecube babies. Or worse, zoomers that got into the franchise with the HD port of REmake 1.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically don`t understand Vothgays - my Jill is original Jill (Inezh) because I first played RE1 in 1997. So your Jill is Voth because your first RE was remake in 2002?

      To each their own

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if by the first recon of the franchise you didn't stopped giving a frick about the lore , you are the only one to blame
    >giving a frick about demakes
    >fanboys

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Claire Redfield
    >T-Phobos virus infection = (effects not yet seen)
    the effects are that she's an old, unmarried, childless HAG

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ouch

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >God his hair is so cool
        >He has a cute voice
        >He looks so good in that fancy uniform
        >After all this, i'll tell him it was one helluva first date and see how he reacts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So that applies to all the characters then? How is that an insult?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not playin' 18+ female, simple as

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to be honest with you all. I never wanted to know more about a series than I want to with Resident Evil. Yes, I'm serious. That perfect, slim lore. Those completely and utterly obscure iceberg entries bordering on being downright unsolvable. A literal fiction teeming with rich backstories. The hidden facts and trivia potential that would make Silent Hill look bad. It honestly fricking hurts knowing that I'll never truly know everything there is to know about Resident Evil, understand it at a deep level, and have countless nights examining every detail of every room in every game. I'd do fricking ANYTHING for the chance to grasp a full understanding of Resident Evil. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fricking bear. Why would Capcom and Shinji Mikami create something so astoundingly mysterious? To fricking tantalize us? Fricking laugh in our faces?! Give us a good slap in the dick and call it a day? Honestly guys, and I'm dead serious here, I just fricking can't anymore.

    The desire to understand, the need to comprehend, any way you put it, none of it has ever been felt this intense before in my entire life of playing games and consuming fictional universes. I would read every file several times over, and that's only the start. I would memorize the layouts of every map down the last pixel just because I can. I would extract the character models and thoroughly examine the fabric of their clothing like it was nobody's business. I would even go as far as to play the games with my eyes closed just to test my knowledge. God, Jesus, all the gods listening and Buddha, all I ask for is a chance to know everything there is to know about Resident Evil, beyond the limitation. And I'm talking Raging Boner Burst here. There are no words that exist to describe my immense desire to understand all the little details of this one of a kind franchise, Resident Evil, also known as Biohazard (バイオハザード Baiohazādo) in Japan.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just want a series who doesn't cannibalize it's own lore. I guess Metroid comes close but that's only because the series moves at a glaciers pace and only got it's 5th official timeline game with Dread (And even then they all ignore the spinoffs and Other M).

      That's what I liked about pre 4 RE. Everything was just a sort of Rashomon of different stories all revolving around one disaster. you didn;t need to constantly jerk off Chris because to make a new RE all you had to do was look at another part of Raccoon City or one of Umbrella's tertiary shitholes like Europe or Rochefort.

      But now? I can't place it but it's a revolving door of increasingly more useless one off characters, Chris Wank and addendums to Umbrella's incompetence. I don't know how to say RE "lore" is a big mess of wasted characters yet still somehow prostituted out but that's how I feel.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is with every entry we more firmly establish that Chris, Leon, Jill, and Claire are "main characters." AKA these 4 people are completely invincible. The early appeal is that these characters were human and the only reason they got to be the stars of their games was because they got lucky in the midst of dozens of people who didn't. It's not like Jill was the only one who got specialized STARS training, there was a full team of them but they weren't as lucky as her. But now it's like the Fast and Furious series. The survivors have gone from being just survivors to being ultra spies that have survived multiple Raccoon City tier disasters. If Raccoon City didn't kill Leon and Spain didn't kill Leon and Europe didn't kill Leon and China didn't kill Leon then what will?

        Also it highlights the fact that these characters are getting up there in years. Is Chris just expected to do this forever? No one in the world can take up Jill's mantle? Why would you connect with any tertiary character that also features Chris? You know going in they won't matter or will die. Sheva has never come back. Helena fell off the face of the earth. Ethan had every opportunity to be a new gen hero and he died.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Successs breeds more success. They survive, get better training, go on to have more success. At least that was a good excuse for Leon in 4 and Chris in 5. Age really should've slowed them down, so anything after that is MCism. Jill gets a gene mod handwave for the latter now.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I really feel like their stories should've stopped after 4 and 5. Maybe they can take a command or mentorship role but field work should change over to new characters. Because then it have to manufacture reasons why they ended up in zombie hot zones yet again. Like Leon forgetting how zombies work after the president turned. Or Chris turning into a amnesiac drunk because yet another team connected to him died off
            >STARS team died in 1
            >BSAA Bravo and Delta teams died in 5
            >BSAA Alpha team died in 6

            Honestly if I looked that the trends I would put the Raccoon City survivors on a no fly list.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              5 was the best drop off point, yeah. I would've totally been fine with Sherry as a new protagonist alongside someone. Not wesker's son, that's stupid. keep his gameplay. Sherry could've been a great legacy character.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Because then it have to manufacture reasons why they ended up in zombie hot zones yet again

              I mean it's kind of their job at BSAA to clean up messes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is this shitty pasta? That'd explain the obvious cognitive dissonance.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >characters end up in purgatory of fighting and chasing each other for tens of games
    And people will buy all of them.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of weird they kept nuJill but not nuChris and nuLeon.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Claire Redfield
    >>T-Phobos virus infection = (effects not yet seen)
    Hyper fertility but she remains forever cucked.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So wait, Death Island is set in 2023 and they're just using this as an excuse to keep Jill young? She should be what, mid 40's by that point?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Death Island is 2015. She was 23 when she got infected which was 1998 so she's 40 in this.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad she hit the wall so young as is, nuJill is awful.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Whaaa why does everyone infected get regenerative powers and slowed aging?
    >The very reason for umbrella crops creation was immortality and godhood
    The amount of longtime re fans here is crazy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yet none of the characters that actually wanted immortality got it (Besides Wesker) yet some random frickwads just magically did? If this is really to explain that God was giving Spencer's idea of eugenics the finger and Capcom really did a 300IQ narrative move then I applaud them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Spencer's
        Spencer was an old frick that wanted to make sure that what he got would 100% work. Wesker was made on purpose. Everyone else luckmaxxed. Of course, mc-syndrome, but those people are the absolute vast minority. Less than a percent of a percent. You can't really risk it. Also many of these viruses and molds didn't exist at the time of spencers death. There was only wesker and he was made for that.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no man in his right mind would complain about a 40 year old woman who looked 18

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She actually "24" but yeah.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Carlos is one lucky man, getting lots of prime aged Jill sexo since he went and cured her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Carlos is on a boat homie he's never coming back. I'm surprised they brought back Barry for revelations 2 and Rebecca is forever stuck in the CG movies.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Barry was on a boat for the longest time. Gotta have faith, brother

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny that Wesker had to use regularly use an epipen to keep his powers in check while the likes Jill, Sherry, and even his own son get superhuman traits with no drawbacks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Usually it's the bad guys that tend to benefit from power ups without any drawbacks, so it's a little funny that the good guys get it in this series

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the good guys get relatively minor benefits. Slowed aging and some minor regenerative powers. Nothing boss level. One bullet to the head and jill is gone. Bad guys tend to get explosive amounts of power that turns them insane in most fiction. Good guys almost always have their powers without real drawbacks, their just not that powerful.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe Jill turns into a were mrs. x once a month, and hunts down men for their semen

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >nothing major
          >just super soldier serum

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I blame Capcom for the ridiculous time jumps which aged the characters. Next hire better writers to make a good story.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yep they wrote themselves into a corner for no reason and now they have to make up even more retcons to get out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "It's fine without a story, so do we really need one?"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >RE
      >Good story
      If you want story play SH

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And that's a good thing.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now they just need to make a virus that turns them all into hebes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe some of the U(uooh) Virus still exists inside Sherry

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    virus should also expand their breasts

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly this just makes things worse.
    It just gives Capcom even more of an excuse to never develop the characters in any meaningful way
    We know they will never have any character changing advents or even die at all since they are marketable characters
    RE stopped being scary and interesting when it just became about the same old characters going on wacky adventures fighting yet more BOWs made by evil CEOs
    RE7 brought intrigue and interest and most importantly horror back to the series again by having new characters who weren't shackled to brand recognition so stuff could happen to them. like say what you want about Ethan but at least he had a character arc

    Leon Chris and Clair have been stagnate for years now. And I don't see making them all eternally young changing that.
    I hope RE9 is about a new protagonist. I don't mind the old cast being around but they shouldn't be the main focus. the Revelations games and movies are rather bland because they don't really do anything new with these characters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is not God of War, World of Warcraft, Gears of War or any goyslop with 20+ year of shit story disguised as games, if you take Resident Evil stories seriously you are doing wrong, Capcom will always give priorities to gameplay, RE4 story was made in less than 24 hours, all of the dev times was focused on the gameplay/bosses, so forget, these movies are just fun, Jill doesn't age because they don't want to pay more money for Jill actress to update her model, they just want to reuse the RE3R model, for frick sake, she is using the same clothes from the game, its barely any work, go there and enjoy the movie, dont think about it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You are delusional if you think story isn't a big part of RE.
        One of the main reasons the series went to shit in the first place was due to the series having so much convoluted story telling filled with side plots and plot points that went nowhere. and tons of organisations and random twists that added nothing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, the story went to complete shit when they destroyed Raccoon City, after that if you think Capcom is trying to tell a cohese story you are wrong, they will write what's necessary to get the next game ready, just look at RE7/8, its magic, its witch magic disguised as techno-babble.

          I unironically don`t understand Vothgays - my Jill is original Jill (Inezh) because I first played RE1 in 1997. So your Jill is Voth because your first RE was remake in 2002?

          I'm tired of people complaining of how the new Jill is ugly, the prettiest one was the one on RE1, RER is a crackprostitute and the RE3R is cute but still has a bimbo face, they always put the RER one in the pedestal like she is the perfection, no, you dipwits, Inezh is the perfect one, the cuttest and the real Jill.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Setting shitlaods of games during one night/s is unfeasible but I think the Raccoon city Incident is multifaceted enough that they could have milked way more out of the before and after. One thing I dislike about 4 (Trust me it;s the only thing I really dislike about it) is the obvious new start they tried and failed to implement. Bew monsters, new evil bioterrorism company (But this time they're larping as foreign terrorists), if not for an optional radio conversation you wouldn't even know Wesker was behind most of it. It's a reboot in all but name and reeks of asspull because they got rid of the virus and the company peddling it offscreen only to discover another super viral race of spores ina spanish cave.

            No idea how they could have fixed it though. Have a Raccoon City 2 and nuke that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >just enjoy the story
        >calls other stuff goyslop
        Frog posters are always moronic, everytime

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It just gives Capcom even more of an excuse to never develop the characters in any meaningful way
      too bad the appeal is playing a nobody in a zombie outbreak, when they return they're badasses and story can't progress unless you want to kill them off or destroy them did this to chris/jill already and people hate it

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Rebecca Chambers
    Queen of basketball

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      does rebecca save the day in the re movie by shooting a vaccine through a hoop

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, they just go reverse-global saturation, if you recall how they were gonna infect everybody in RE5.
        People just revert back to normal after a shower.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they defeated the smash virus

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        save the day or doing anything meaningful
        This fanbase is hilarious, Sheva contributes more than her.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She does actually create a vaccine, then the bad guy releases an upgraded virus and she gets infected and Chris has to find the upgraded vaccine to save her.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jill goes from 7/10 with her in game model to 10/10 with all breasts and ass artists give her in porn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Other way around homosexual. You morons giving her Skyrim jugs and a Black person ass are ridiculous.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hold on wouldn't the Outbreak characters also have slowed aging since they also got a vaccine for the T-virus

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      probably, but they were the type of people that wouldn't be MCs again. Jill still keeps fighting despite being wesker's sex slave for a while

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares about outbreak,apart from queers.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hey what if the fans make fun of us for just reusing Jill's model from the game?
    >uhhh make up a reason why she looks identical
    why did they even bother

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Rebecca Chambers
    A virus reversing angin and turning her into a e-girl in re9

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some hot female needs to contract T-virus, G-virus and the las plagas infection and survive them all.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Actually it would be pretty kino if the virus was developed to keep women young but that caused the world to go to shit

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nu jill is so uggo

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Japs didnt have balls to kill Jill back in 5. So now they have to come up with moronic explanations. Her story ended in 5

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Resident Evil 5 is when Jill's backstory really began.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Nothin but single e-mail in a spin-off game
        Nice backstory gay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't they just let them retire, get married or whatever, and just introduce a new cast of characters?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because writing shitty fanfiction with marketable names is less expensive than hiring people to design and sell a game on mechanical merits. Blame the market for being 98% morons who can't get off the bus.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen how long they have been riding the original street fighter characters? That's Capcom for you, just following the same plan as all jap studios and running characters into the ground like Nintendo with Mario, Luigi, Peach, etc etc

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        At least Nintendo is smart enough not to age their characters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They had an entire new younger cast ready to go in RE6/Revelations 2, but they seemed to get cold feet and pulled the plug on the official torch-passing within the same game when they killed off Piers instead of Chris or Ada. But then they go and pull Ethan out of their asses, so who knows what their thought processes were? Even then they hedged their bets and shoehorned Chris into his games just in case he didn't sell with the fanbase.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        probably because people turned on 6 and they completely bungled the execution anyway? the old returning characters were still 100% positioned the stars in each of those games, with the arguable exception of moira.
        >so who knows what their thought processes were
        making it up as they go along, only thinking one game ahead. same as it's always been

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And this is why they should stop listening to morons online that only thing they do is complain about fricking everything
          Like, we got a thread to boycot fatal frame 4 remake because its censored and the moron used a webm of fatal frame 5

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because RE6 was a dud and even then by their own admission the primary focus was all on Leon, which is why he's the prologue and the first campaign.
        Honestly Leon publicity probably hurts them trying to get new character generations off the ground which is why he's been in anime land during RE7/8.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i love my cute bioweapon wife sherry

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i mean its better than having a bunch of 50 year old single cat ladies running around, but it just shows how shitty the writing is, they keep introducing a younger cast but then refuse to use it and go back to people that should have families by now
    but i guess its realistic in western society, nobody gets married, so having jill have a husband, a kid and be mostly at a desk job would be a taboo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a western society thing, it's an idol culture characters-as-brands thing. Same reason stuff like Ada honeypotting that guy and that being her cover story is removed from the remakes.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Leon survives T-virus, G-virus, C-virus, and plagas
    >Can't overcome Yellow Fever
    its just not fair

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's too strong brother

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tee
      >gee
      >cee
      when we gonna get the b,d,e,p,v and z-virus?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Leon is a frickin pussy. The guy had a yellow fever for the last 20 years and never actually scored

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I want my movies to be filled with ugly females with more wrinkles, wearing more clothing, and with more dialogue than the men and I am not joking.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAAAAAAAHHHH I'm gonna inject myself with the whatever virus and become immortal!
    literally ok when """heroes""" do it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wesker its been years, get over it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's not fricking fair

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Regenerating hymen sounds painful

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Consult the chart for your personal preference of virus.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Leon must breed Jill and Claire, NOW!!!!!

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