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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >read Eltolinde's Rapports with Alain
    >that Ring convo
    Why is she not more popular? She's so sweet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a safe sweet girl, many people find that boring I disagree.
      I'm enjoying my time with True Zenorian aside from the fricking SPAM reinforcements in the desert, holy frick JUST RELAX ON THE WYVERNS GLOU JESUS FRICK. STOP.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her sister is better is the problem, shes good tho top 5 prolly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because of all the main girls in the game, she's the one that does the least. Even within her own area she's just playing second fiddle to her sister and missing most of the content.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watch linalhagos and mordon rapport

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her sister is just better. If they came as a package deal nobody would complain that picking Rosalinde forced Eltolinde on them as well.
      But since you're forced to only choose one, Rosalinde is just a more alluring option of the two. Eltolinde is sweet, but her Rapport conversations make it clear that she's worried about the difference in lifespan and is self conscious about it.
      Rosalinde on the other hand just openly embraces her desire for Alain. Everything Elto is self conscious or wary about, Rosa isn't the least bit perturbed.

      And then of course you have a ton of other high quality options for her to contend with as well.
      I personally had a b***h of a time choosing between Rosalinde, Yanha, Yunifi, and Virginia.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >destroyed her tutor's garden after tutor burned down her secret mushroom base
      this elf is secretly spiteful and vindictive, dont trust in appearances

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Elf
        >Secretly spiteful and vindictive
        Nothing secret about it, anon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AROUND ELVES NEVER RELAX

          imagine what will happen years down the line, alain is dead and buried and their son wants to marry some girl she greatly disapproves of, maybe it's a daughter of gailey's house or something
          imagine the sheer b***hery she's going to unleash on said son, up to siccing galadmir, even on her own kid
          >i am sorry, my child, but that girls bloodline is tainted, you really should go with the bestral princess

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AROUND ELVES NEVER RELAX

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Especially popeye’s chicken elves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chocolate > Vanilla

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Aramis and Primm, Alain can't pleasure her like he can.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NINA!!!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >missed a cutscene
    anyone know what it was?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rejection scene

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ithilion and Human Girl (sorry forgot her name)

    Everyone else and Alain (because lets face it there's always going to be someone who chose from the available woman)

    Hilda x Law

    Fran x Alain (true canon)

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruno's harem...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alain needs to provide Bruno with dental care before he loses the rest of his teeth.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't take as many hits to the face as Bruno has without losing a few teeth, anon. He's like a fantasy Mick Foley.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY BASED
      That's exactly same comp I'm running
      Except I replace Selvie with Chloe sometimes for that sweet crit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BRUNO SUPREMACY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >betray your family, friends, and countrymen for a suit of armor
      >it's a skintight bodysuit with a bikini thong

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we got the cool knight and not the twink.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Showing that much leg cannot be legal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's wearing tights, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate how he doesnt show up until partyway through the fricking final mission and he's pretty much useless. THANKS NIGEL.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Distance heal while camping a tower has absolutely insane reach, and the last map is pretty large.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We get the cool knight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, that's a boy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett is Irish?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So's Alain from the look of it.

        %27sNotebook-Topic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those breasts on Sanatio
      I feel like him and the featherwings were meant to be girls, but because that would make angels 3-1 on the f:m ratio, they just auto swapped this to dudes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *what* breasts? jesus christ
        ribcages are convex, that doesn't mean he has breasts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're blind

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're fricking stupid

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He looks like he's taken a few Hail Mary's in the rectory if you catch my drift

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, we were clearly talking about the regular art of him, not alternate portraits.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's just creases, one of the devs was talking about Okino and Hijiyama in reference to Sanatio and Nigel, basically gushing on how glad they were to get the same voice actors so he was always meant to be a little feminine homosexual like Okino.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They probably were always supposed to be males, since there is no other male healer in the game.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I regret marrying virginia, i want fluffy gf naw!!!
    Can someone please tell me a way to fix this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, you can betray your covenant, as long as you don't mind a unicorn horn pierced straight through your heart.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, we get it, you douchebag. Not gonna stop me from banging my consorts Melisandre and Yahna before Fevrith kicks the bucket.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where was this even established?
        I did the ring scene and nothing in Rosalinde's explanation made it sound like you were stuck with monogamy and one single wife.
        It sounded like the ring only cares about trust and honesty.
        Like if you were to marry Rosalinde and she told you
        >Railinor and Yahna are both taken with you. They are my dear friends and I wish them to share in our love and joy, should you fancy them as concubines I'll not object, so long as you guard their hearts as you do mine own.
        The way they explain it in game makes it sound like this scenario is fine?
        Is there some other point where the Unicorn flat out tells you no polygamy?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a meme because there's a few times where they say something like "any who violate the ring's covenant shall be cursed". But you can get a divorce whenever you want, so it's not that serious.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it got memed because of how you get told to never ever betray your partner's trust and all that, coupled with Melissandre, the girl who was most likely to be willing to share, suddenly doing a 180 at the altar and going "Btw don't you dare frick anyone else".

          So the only girl in the game that actually gives you permission to frick others actually makes it a point where the ring would absolutely curse you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >went for the Habsburg fetish option when the fluffy fox girl was right there
      You've brought this ruin on yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only way of fixing is a fight to the death!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't there an ally hp above 95% option so the priest would stop healing after 1 damage attacks?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just do 75%

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your strongest melisandres.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trigger warning

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish to full nelson and mating press Melisandre.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a spear that inflicts burning in the game? I swear I've seen every fire weapon except a spear. I'm stacking burning effects on my squad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gailey will give you a fire javelin later

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes? believe so think its Flame Javelin?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girl gives me sexual attention
    >marry her
    Simple as

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Mwwuh"
      >move her out of the party with her sister and put her in Alain's party immediately

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one bros? Are they all just the same?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just had one from each. And never really used them then. Really disappointing weapons.

        I asked which one to get and then realized I have 25 star iron and can get them all lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just had one from each. And never really used them then. Really disappointing weapons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're good for tanks who aren't using gimmicky shit

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Kino...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We walked a long road together.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was his problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Massive simp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incel with rage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is the anti-Chloe for Queen Ilenia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wanted to comfort the widow, but the widow wasn't having it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      denied his sloppy seconds because the object of his love is loyal even after death

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He loved the queen, not the kingdom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mad that gigachad Josef was the one plowing Ilenia and not him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He just wanted a taste of Illenia's developed MILF pussy.

      Alas, he died before he realized that Virginia would soon ripen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's a follower of people not concepts and shit; it's part of why he was willing to burn down the forest. No bedrock to anchor himself from? he gets emotional and irrational. Very good story arc

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So why did he serve galerius? He killed his waifu

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well there's actually no difference with or without her alive. He's not with her in death the same as he was in life. Last thing he wants is to see the symbol of his not being with her, her son, up starting him especially since his reputation is all he cares about anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The man was Snape and Alain is Harry Potter.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do i have to pick between elves or cousin? Or can i do both of them simultaneously?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it doesnt matter
      Cousin missions are easier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can keep jumping between Drakenhold and Elheim if you want. But I'd just go pick the choco elf from the Elheim border then frick off to do Drakenhold first.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stuns and burns

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these powerful items you can buy in the coliseum
    >you're overpowered without any of those items
    Wasted potential. They made a bunch of stuff for an endgame/postgame that doesn't exist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PVP is the endgame

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Coliseum
      Wait for all the Sanctuary weapons, 6th treasure map weapons, Temple to the Anemosine gear that you won't need for the regular game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you were actually good you'd be playing other players.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank god I dont hve to grind that shit
      I only had 1500 after beating most of the second ladder and online matches only give you like 20

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ is Eltolinde the real heroine? Her rapports are romantic as hell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Generally speaking, the main girls of focus in each region get the big attention.
      Both Rosalinde and Eltolinde shine in Elheim.
      Virginia is the main focus of Drakenhold.
      Yunifi is the backbone of furryland.
      Scarlett shines in Albion.
      Those five women are generally the most "Main heroine" of the bunch and any one (Two in case of the twins) fit the bill in their respective countries. They're the girls who will make the strongest showings on marriage polls because they're the ones that get whole zone stories to themselves.

      And while they doesn't fit the mold, I'd also bring special attention to three others.
      Chloe is involved in every region to some extent as the loyal friend and soldier.
      And Yanha makes a surprising amount of appearances in several zones. And given how she's a contrast to Alcina, a strong case could be made for her in the "Most appropriate wives" category.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've checked all of the main heroines (and a bunch more) rapports and Eltolinde, while definitely still romantic, is not more romantic than say, Scarlett, Virginia, Yahna, etc. She gets touchiest the most, but it's played out as "She doesn't get human traditions and they told her hugging and holding hands works". So it's more accidental romantic advances than her actually being that straightforward, even if her intention is still romance.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >elves don’t hold hands, hug, etc
        The frick do these forest monkeys do?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mostly discuss philosophy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eat mushrooms and get drunk on sacred tree nectar once in a thousand years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Generally speaking, the main girls of focus in each region get the big attention.
      Both Rosalinde and Eltolinde shine in Elheim.
      Virginia is the main focus of Drakenhold.
      Yunifi is the backbone of furryland.
      Scarlett shines in Albion.
      Those five women are generally the most "Main heroine" of the bunch and any one (Two in case of the twins) fit the bill in their respective countries. They're the girls who will make the strongest showings on marriage polls because they're the ones that get whole zone stories to themselves.

      And while they doesn't fit the mold, I'd also bring special attention to three others.
      Chloe is involved in every region to some extent as the loyal friend and soldier.
      And Yanha makes a surprising amount of appearances in several zones. And given how she's a contrast to Alcina, a strong case could be made for her in the "Most appropriate wives" category.

      I've checked all of the main heroines (and a bunch more) rapports and Eltolinde, while definitely still romantic, is not more romantic than say, Scarlett, Virginia, Yahna, etc. She gets touchiest the most, but it's played out as "She doesn't get human traditions and they told her hugging and holding hands works". So it's more accidental romantic advances than her actually being that straightforward, even if her intention is still romance.

      I watched every ring scene manually, and Eltolinde and Rosalinde are among the cutest.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I ever replay the game I will be sure to bench all knights
    I really don't know what they were thinking when balancing them, you could remove half of their best skills and they would still be broken.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s not that big

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boon of the faeries shouldn't be limited. It's crimping my style.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Debuff immunity is great for albion, what's wrong with it?
      Also anyone else feel the elf sisters are unnecessarily strong? I feel like elemental roar is super overkill but primus edge has low damage.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a viking in her unit so I'm going to have to move one of them out but all my other units already have combat start skills.

        Who should I prioritize for promotions?

        Sellswords last. They're already have all their best skills and don't need more PP.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hag sex

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How best to use gladiators?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put them in the trash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put them in the backrow and have someone who can heal them to max from arrow assists

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who should I prioritize for promotions?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The units you are using

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm using everybody though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There you go, then. Get Alain a horse to start with.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alain that’s it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There you go, then. Get Alain a horse to start with.

        I already did Alain.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good. Now promote the best girl.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ...Virginia? I promoted her too actually. And Clive, Scarlett, Aubin, and Bruno.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have a viking in her unit so I'm going to have to move one of them out but all my other units already have combat start skills.

              [...]
              Sellswords last. They're already have all their best skills and don't need more PP.

              Oh yeah and Berenice I did promote her as well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. Dinah

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Upgrade Virginia, Melisandre/leah, Yahna, Fran,

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Leah
            She's the benchwarmer swordfighter. I only use Aramis and Melisandre.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Use a mirror to fix her. My jobber wife was alongside Alain until the end.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, pretty much anyone you are using.
      Spellcasters can make good use of tomes and other gear that requires two or three AP/PP, so they are good candidates.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alain and his childhood friends, of course.
      I'd have said his dad too but he promoted 40 years ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did the party tanks first, then DPS, then healers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just do it by cost. Gets you the most stuff the fastest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I promoted the units who suck first as to keep the game slightly challenging for slightly longer
      Lex was my very first promotion

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lex, and Chloe, have been riding the bench for a while now. They suck ass.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Chloe,
          Sergeant is an amazing class, what?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I used to keep Chloe around for the Long Thrust and Javelin but I benched her the moment her physics damage started lagging and she couldn't one-shot enemies anymore.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              huh, chloe hasn't fallen off for me while berengaria has. maybe because I set her with a backline poking team with ochlys

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Chloe's damage as Sergeant is largely a bonus, not the reason you bring her. Her passive skills are super good, she's one of the best buffing classes in the game.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Choose optimize gear out of curiosity
    >It gives the character worse gear than they had

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >promoting units
    You didnt beat the game

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just beat amalia 0 net hp loss, lvl 27 team
    the good feel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That can't be good for the cat

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't dominate coliseum teams 15 levels higher than you you're doing it wrong. I didn't even play this properly, if I'd buffed true strike instead of flame conferral it would have been much faster.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I reached up to #2 as level 20-25 by rotating members.
      One of the matches was specially hilarious because I won by the final 1 hp attack from Hodrick after full heals from both sides.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright guy, give me a comp to beat midnight cutpurses then. My highest level unit is 22 btw.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Alain gets plap that angel pussy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alain doesn't plap anyone, he's a cuck that loses his women to every twink in the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pov: you are a woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Alain gets plap that angel pussy

      Ochlys is for Sharon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hildabros ITS NOT FRICKING FAIR

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEN WHY THE FRICK IS HER RING SCENE COMPLETELY PLATONIC?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game doesnt have gay romance, so you can’t romance the trans-man character

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you wipe a team 14 levels higher than you that outnumbers you you piece of dog shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beren AND Hilda
      You didnt beat the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i finished the colosseum at lvl 23

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm lower than that. Eat my shit you fricking mixed race mutt.

        Can you wipe a team 14 levels higher than you that outnumbers you you piece of dog shit?

        Flame conferral/lighting strike would work on anyone.
        I bet if I added Selfie and swappeed out Ren for a bbeefy Bruno the comp still works.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get to the island for cornisn treasure map 5?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rolf gammel rapport

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are those? HUMAN MEN? IN ELHEIM?!?!?!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every town in the world has humans
      >they still are shocked

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Still haven't finished the elf land
    >Brute forced my way up to gorilla woman in the coliseum.
    Idk why I did that to myself.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is late 10s not the correct time to be doing coliseum? I made it to top 10 and then some but jesus there's only so much strategy can do against raw stats and better equipment/skills.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      boba on booba

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      booba tea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ha ha wouldn't it be funny if she stumbled because of her awkward posture and it spilled all over her sweater and it stuck suuuuper close to her chest haha

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Every girl is just a different sexual fetish
    Holy shit this is heaven

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      selvie is innie nips, right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No l*lis tho

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I've done my merciful, kind-hearted playthrough, now on to my head collector playthrough. The only colours will be black and red. Any hushed utterance of "Are we the baddies?" will be met with summary execution.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There really should be a totally separate ending for a low recruitment run.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At what point did you realize this class was mid-tier garbage? Elf land for me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All fliers are garbage to use and garbage to fight against

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >All fliers are garbage to use
        Your featherbow?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gimmick class. Blind is nice but it doesn't actually do any damage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every squad gets a way to counter or disrupt ranged attacks
      >guys why are fliers so shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the equivalent of a 300 potency 1ap attack that can't be guarded vs an entire row of cavalry since the very second you unlock them
      >flier to trivialize map gimmicks
      >one of the best valor skills in the game
      >functional dodgetank vs most enemies in the game
      >can oneshot backlines with war cry + powerful call
      >the best class to combo with the ice tome for a good chunk of the game
      >they get a class exclusive 20% atk and truestrike item early into the game so you can use them to wreck fliers, scouts and swordmasters
      >their single weakness are arrows, you can easily make teams that kill archers before they do anything
      >an entire class exists just to protect them
      >they unlock their own skill to avoid attacks from the classes that counter them, only human archers can actually hit them at that point
      yeah bro mid tier for sure

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cavs aren't used by enemies often by mi-late game
        >wyverns do it better
        >just use the item
        >theives and feathers do it better
        >no they can't. They are too weak
        >granted on ice tome and fighters
        >wyverns use the reigns better
        >that skill costs 2 ap for one (1) dodge. Archers usually come in clusters

        You're out of line guildmaster, gryphons are shit (not S tier)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cavs aren't used by enemies often by mi-late game
          and when they do a single gryphon in your team wrecks the entire enemy comp
          >wyverns do it better
          Sure, the dive is good but I was just talking about being able to fly through rivers/mountains/thorns/barricades which breaks some maps
          >just use the item
          the valor skill is more spammable, and it's AOE while the aoe version of the item is less common
          plus saying "just use the item" for some of the best skills in the game is silly, but this logic witch and rosalinde have shit valor skills because you can just use the teleport item
          >thieves and feathers do it better
          while offering minimal damage or utility until the mid-lategame, gryphon offers role compression
          >no they can't. They are too weak
          they can with buffs, all you need is the 20% buff from reins and the 30% of powerful call
          Some classes can survive it but most backrow classes can't, and even if they do they are pretty hurt(and if you paired them with a tome user, disabled for a good chunk of the fight)
          >wyverns use the reigns better
          How? yeah you can do the funny dragoon dive strat but it's hard to beat a truestrike row attack for your truestrike needs, and row attacks benefit more from the atk buff
          Plus you can get multiple reins anyway, if you are not stacking classes you can spare them
          >archers usually come in clusters
          a good team should be able to kill most of the archers before they get to shoot, the dodge is there to ensure she can survive a stray shot from a survivor
          And even then, if the archer squad is incredibly defensive for some reason you can just leave them to a different squad while the gryphon team deals with different enemies

          I never argued that they were SSS tier broken, just that they aren't "mid-tier garbage" by any metric.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Gryphons can often kill archers before they shoot
            The only archer class that they outspeed natively is Shieldshooter.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say that, I said that a good team can just kill the archers before they get to shoot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care, still using Celeste because I love her

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its weird how even the half-elf daughters understand that their fathers are pushovers compared to elf mothers

    not once, but multiple times in this world

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feminist game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, that was a human settlement.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    merizzandre

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was sexual assault, he should have canceled her in front of the entire liberation

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did it take me two hours to finish the Geith+castle Soldraga missions? What is my malfunction?

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is Virginia supposed to work in a unit of five?
    If the other frontliner gets attacked instead of her she's worthless.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gambit system really needs "enemy with a shield" or "enemy that can guard" conditions. Would probably make those breaker / werefox / rogue's guard seal abilities somewhat useful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enemy that can guard
      Every unit in the game has a chance to guard an attack so it'd be pointless. Units with shields just have a higher chance to.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With no shield guard only reduces damage by 25%. Medium shields reduce 50 and large shields reduce 75. It's not pointless at all, shielded guarding does basically nothing so it's not worth sealing.

        Also, characters without shields never have guard skills (eg spend 1 pp to medium guard). That means that the guard rate you see on paper (and therefor target via "h0ighest guard rate") is the guard rate you get. Characters with shields typically have effectively 100% guard rate, even if their on-paper rate is 0.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      highest guard rate?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best option is to target Highest Guard Rate + Not Guard Sealed. Anything that has a shield will almost definitely have higher guard rate than anything that does not have a shield

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Issue is it still costs PP if you hit something that doesn't have a shield

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine

  54. 3 weeks ago
    aceman
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think an elfen miko should be showing off her panties

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is so fricking good. I know Vanillaware can't stick to a single genre to save their lives but I really hope they expand upon this formula.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oden Sphere, Dragon's Crown, and Muramesa are all a single genre. I honestly thought 2d/2.5d action games were all they did until UO. I now know there are other genres they've done but I've never actually seen those games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oden Sphere, Dragon's Crown, and Muramesa are all a single genre.
      Also, Princess Crown is part of this "series"

      I think Unicorn Overlord can technically be called part of the 13 Sentinels "series"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dragon -> unicorn -> ?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Elf, Beast, Angel.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dogs.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you don't even have to make me your queen, I'll let you frick me any time you want

    Give me one reason not to put a ring on this girl right now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Give me one reason not to put a ring on this girl right now
      Because she'll frick you even if you don't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she jumps on any handsome male's dick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why buy the cow if the milk is free?

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beat the game
    >that feeling of emptiness that only comes when a truly great game is over
    guess i'll touch grass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>that feeling of emptiness that only comes when a truly great game is over
      yep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i started true zenioran after and its too easy
      there is some charm going back and doing old stages with more game knowledge

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there is some charm going back and doing old stages with more game knowledge
        I'm fricking bodying the game now. I'm starting to get why some people say it's easy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A dark elf from the forest caves and a werefox from the frozen north walk into a desert.

    Sounds like the start of a joke.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Help my brain scrambled
    How do you setup the hebe elves with the fairies?
    Do you set your moves up so the finisher cashes your fairies on a certain turn or have checks for ap on your builders!?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't, faeries are pure bait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hebe elves
      >(they're full grown adult, petite women)
      >(they're elves so they're super old anyway)
      Genshin/Gacha brainrot is a fricking plague

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny af when you find out Ithilion and Railanor are younger than Rosalinde.
        Though Galadmir is actually older than Eltolinde, which makes her the oldest elf.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fairy charge: First Action
      fairy charge: Second Action
      fairy burn

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Basically, but you shouldn't spend 2 rounds charging.

        Start of combat ability +1 fairy
        Row attack/heal +1 fairy
        PP ability that grants AP +1 fairy
        Nuke at 3 fairies.

        To actually set this up, disable their heal ability, set the row ability as "first action", and put the nuke after it. I also add Eagle Eye to ensure the nuke hits

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get to the boss with 1 Stamina left
    >barely not beating it
    >shuffle people around for 10 seconds
    >I am now beating the boss
    >win the stage with my 1 Stamina point
    So this is the real Unicorn Overlord

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real Unicorn Overlord was the friends we made along the way.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe Chloe cooked Auch...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's been taking witch lessons from yahna

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And if you transfer your sins to it before you kill it you are technicallly still a virgin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice auch wiener

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *sniffs you*

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do not care for Chloe.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do assist scale off of? I'm going to assume healing and magic assists scale off magic attack while ranged scale off physical but do you do more damage if you have more archers in a unit? Those enemy "4 sorceresses in a squad sitting on a tower" units seem to deal shit damage anyways.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more, but it's not a ton more. It's like 30% if you just have the leader, +5% for other units, +50% in a tower.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    petite brown elf pussy

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played some of the demo last night, defeated and recruited the bandit guy.
    Does every mission have a time limit on it? I fed as many of the enemies to Alain as I could, but I also fricked up and didn't pair Clive (or whatever his name was) with the Jagen, and the game didn't tell me how to put a squad back to reorganize it with new troops, and the time limit made me panic a bit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Does every mission have a time limit on it?
      Yeah. Most story/side quests have a really generous time limit, but liberation missions tend to be short af since the idea is that they put the objective right in front of you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the objective was point-plank, I just cross a bridge while sending jagen off to the ruins on the side.
        I take it I shouldn't be relying on him at all? I think he was already Level 20, which seemed to be the cap.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the cap is 50, most people generally finish the game at 35-45.
          Josef has very low stats for his level and will quickly be outclassed once your other units catch up. Just use him until he sucks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >most people generally finish the game at 35-45.
            Whatever your main unit is during the final mission will probably level from 40 to 50 just during that mission.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, the objective was point-plank, I just cross a bridge while sending jagen off to the ruins on the side.
            I take it I shouldn't be relying on him at all? I think he was already Level 20, which seemed to be the cap.

            >Josef has very low stats for his level and will quickly be outclassed once your other units catch up
            Not just low stats, but also bad abilities. He's outclassed the moment you get a Sainted Knight (promoted radiant knight) because they are flat out just better at his job. That's regardless of stats. Even at level 50 when his stats come back in line with everyone else, Sainted Knights are just better.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pursuit's not bad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are way better Pursuit abilities. The basic one that Josef has is the same that you can get from a Pursuant Bracelet, and even then there's the Liberator's Bracelet which is just straight better (same cost, same damage, also removes buffs).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Liberator's Bracelet
                No one cares about it by then. His pursuits are insane in Cornia and Drakenhold, when you're mostly fighting infantry. He has this skill for free, meaning he can equip more useful gear. It's silly to say his "abilities" are flatly worse than x, y, or z. He's not even in competition with Rad Knights, you can use both because cavalry leaders are amazing
                Josef is a genuine workhorse that casualgays misunderstand because he doesn't pointlessly gain exp (even though he helps others earn it)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He carries you in early game so even babbies on game journalist difficulty cant lose, but falls off hard

                I tried to make him useful but in Efheim he was already useless.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He really doesn't. Any time infantry are present, he fricks. I used him in Elheim and he was fine.
                The admonitions against him are objectively moronic when exp is one of the lowest value commodities in the game. You can gain 20+ levels in a single liberation mission, he's not depriving anyone of anything and it doesn't matter if he scales lategame. Just use him as long as he's useful.

                He's good early game and ONLY early game, simply because you do not have anything better. I said he becomes useless the moment you get Sainted Knights. That's probably not until midway through Drakenhold. Compared to any ADVANCED class, which you don't have until closer to level 20, his abilities are shit and he has no function in any team that cannot be performed better by multiple other characters.

                If you don't have advanced classes yet please, by all means use him. Nobody is making the moronic argument that you need to maximize your XP.

                >his abilities are shit
                And they're not. He has normal ass skills, his stats are just mid. It doesn't really matter because the enemy quality in this game is trash for a long time.
                I just think the mental moronation this straightforward is cringe. He's not a unit you need to avoid like the plague. Use him as long as he's useful to you, which can be quite a long time, even past Drakenhold.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He has normal ass skills with no specialty or signature. In a game where everyone else is "100 damage + status" or "100 damage + armor penetration", he's sitting there at just "100 damage" His whole kit is just the generic version of something somebody else does way better.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most skills are not that good, I don't get what you're on about. He's just a cavvy boy. He's gonna hit infantry hard and move fast and that's all you need.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's good early game and ONLY early game, simply because you do not have anything better. I said he becomes useless the moment you get Sainted Knights. That's probably not until midway through Drakenhold. Compared to any ADVANCED class, which you don't have until closer to level 20, his abilities are shit and he has no function in any team that cannot be performed better by multiple other characters.

                If you don't have advanced classes yet please, by all means use him. Nobody is making the moronic argument that you need to maximize your XP.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I take it I shouldn't be relying on him at all?
          You can rely on him. He won't be getting good exp for a fairly long time, but the other characters in his unit will still be leveling like normal. He's basically there to boost your early game and level up characters that fell behind.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alright, so I should put the redhead loser guy being Josef, and then pair Clive with the girl?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Does every mission have a time limit on it?
      yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Does every mission have a time limit on it?
      yes but unless you deliberately frick around it'll almost never be a problem. and even if you timeout, you can use unicorn ash to give yourself extra time
      the time limit mostly exists so the stamina system actually functions
      >the game didn't tell me how to put a squad back to reorganize it with new troops
      once you deploy a squad you can't edit it
      >I fed as many of the enemies to Alain as I could, but
      don't worry too much about XP, the game is *very* generous with XP and the xp requirements to level up scale in such a way that your lowbies will catch up very, very quickly. your units also get XP even if they're knocked out. basically "Jagen is a XP sink" isn't really a thing at all in this game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >once you deploy a squad you can't edit it
        Can I un-deploy a squad? I tried to see if I could get a team to walk back into a base, but it didn't work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, see:

          Every mission has a time limit, yes. You can use an item called Hallowed Corne Ash to continue from a time-up game over.
          >the game didn't tell me how to put a squad back to reorganize it with new troops,
          You need to move them back to a garrison that lets you deploy units and select "withdraw". You'll get 1 valor point back when doing this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every mission has a time limit, yes. You can use an item called Hallowed Corne Ash to continue from a time-up game over.
      >the game didn't tell me how to put a squad back to reorganize it with new troops,
      You need to move them back to a garrison that lets you deploy units and select "withdraw". You'll get 1 valor point back when doing this.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you get a third Lyrical wand anywhere in the game?

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What generics should I hire? I need some to guard some random drakengard towns.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it's just for guarding then whoever's the cheapest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Soldiers, housecarls, fighters... the cheap stuff.

        Nah I want classes I might want to use in the future if I ever need them. Helps if they have unique models that change depending on the region they're from like how some thieves have masks.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For what it's worth there's only one unique of number of classes like witch, wyvern rider, shaman and others - particularly once you reach later regions, so it's probably worth getting more of those over anything else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soldiers, housecarls, fighters... the cheap stuff.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know what Chloe, you need to be more like Lex.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Give ring to Lex
      >Says he isn't sure about the "maiden" thing
      >Asks if you want to trade
      Lex is top only

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rapports wank him as the "shield of the liberation" who is always there to protect Alain and has saved his life countless time, his one and only true best friend for life
      >the second Alain becomes a king he just fricks off on a random journey around the world (that he already mostly explored with Alain)
      What was his problem?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wanted to become the MC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >around the world (that he already mostly explored with Alain)
        Fevrith is a continent. We don't know what else is out there.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I have two huscarls on the front row and I want my sorceress to buff one but not the other, how can I make it differentiate? Does "second action" work for passive skills?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you want Highest Stat (or Lowest Stat) and pick the stat that one huscarl has an advantage on

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Works for me, thanks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use "highest attack" or something similar. Pick a stat that is different between the two characters.

      "Second action" is basically "second round". Combat rounds are each character in both teams attempting to take an action, when it circles back to the highest initiative again that would be the start of the second round. Put "second action" on a skill and it will only activate during the second round.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    aceman
  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are Elven Fencers really tanky enough to stand in the front row? Seems like their defence is conditional af.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're magical attackers. Their passives are not anything you want to build around.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back row, take advantage of their high magic attack and give them a rune blade or phantom blade and use those attacks instead of their core ones. They can be used for damage focused magic attacks, magic buffs and protecting your back row from ranged attacks

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >download game to emulate
    >start it up
    >suddenly huge breasts
    >buy game
    Why don't more developers do that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buy game
      How did you buy it? I'm waiting for a PC version that will likely neve come.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Buy game
        Unfortunately, they refused to allow a PC port, so that's not an option.

        PS4 digital.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Buy game
      Unfortunately, they refused to allow a PC port, so that's not an option.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      problematic, sexist, and misogynist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eastern devs get this
      western devs think they are political activists and artists

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tbh, there is nothing special about being an artist.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to be a dumb question but how can I check which classes can equip a specific item? A lot of those accessories have weird conditionals and not all staves can be equipped on all casters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HELLO?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hello!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Press X while you are with the menu open selecting an accessory.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This doesn't seem to work on all menus.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not meant to work in all menus, it works in the equipment select menu, displaying which classes can use that piece of equipment.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying out new unit comp for Alain's unit.
    >Clearly not a good one since the front row crumbles and they barely manage to kill anything, even Alain miraculously goes down.
    >Oh frick, now Mordon with three Enrages is going to destroy the backli-
    >Scarlett fricking tanks a three enrage assaulting blow from Mordon and ends his rampage after he brought down three characters.

    I'm gonna imagine that huge hammer just literally bounced off her boobs.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Promote Yahna
    >less revealing, dress covers up more stuff
    NOOOOOOOOO FRICKKK
    GO BACK GO BACKKKKK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She tries to be a good wife to Hodrick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine, Sylvie is better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tattoos
        dropped

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Melisandre would have been tomhe perfect woman if she had a longer haircut.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure that's more akin to body paint or hena and not full on permanent tattoos.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vanillaware please, my dick!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love how it reveals her belly button though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Big 999 year old hag bags

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna abuse that hag belly!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no bra
        >just a single cloth
        >any time she leans down you'd get a clear view of nips

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her witch hat also gets bigger

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually like this one more.
        The default witch outfit just feels loose and cheap.
        This one is is just sexy. Still revealing all of her assets but she actually feels like the witchy matron she's supposed to be and not one of the young woman temptresses.
        It's the way she stands, I think.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but dat sideboobs.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What organs should I sell so we can have a DLC for Unicorn Overlord? I want to play this game even longer!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give Vanillaware more money.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    aceman
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a really nice Yunfi

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Nina autistic?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No just very bratty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a noble who tries to be a tough benevolent bandit.
      She's a contradiction, just like a her being a tiny girl wielding a big hammer.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had Hilda together with Gilbert to boost her initiative and start her dragoon dive early. Then some generic hoplite to hold the line and Primm to keep them alive.
    Worked well enough in Drakenhold and Elheim, and seeing the dragoon dive taking off and obliterating enemy lines never gets boring.
    However, this really fell off Bastoria. Now, expanded her squad and added the bear dude for extra sustain in the front row.
    However, Gilbert now just makes his attacks true strikes and he kills anyone with his silly swing.
    Or simply put: I don't know what to do with Hilda anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Or simply put: I don't know what to do with Hilda anymore
      When I saw your image I was going to ask you if wyverns were actually worth using but... I don't know what the point of a cavalry/infantry killer is when gryphons exist and they can kill a whole lot of other shit thanks to their row attacks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wyverns are better tanks. Spears have better abilities than axes and wyverns are the best/only users of stuff like lightning shaker and dragoon dive.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Guess I'll make Hilda catch up and put her as a frontliner in my gryphon group then. Those rolling axe huscarls are a bit annoying I'll admit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DRAGOON DIVE

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any way to refight missions? Just realized that by failing to finish the coliseum town defense mission by killing the enemy leader I missed out on having his unique model in the model viewer? Not that I'm too bummed about it since I can always just make sure to get it once I do a true Zenorian playthrough.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best mission in the game imo. No, I don't care that it's one of the easier ones in an already easy game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like actually THE easiest mission in the game. The catapult one shots everything in front of their commander, you bumrush their commander and one shot him. Sure, interesting concept but in practice it's trash.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >build interesting stages
        >can be cheesed by bumrushing their commanders
        Too many missions like this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is the catapults at least if they didn't give you those you'd have to fight your way through to him. But yeah I'm like level 20 on the highest difficulty and the game has become extremely easy. My Alain unit just destroys everything they could solo every mission on my map if stamina didn't exist. It's rather disappointing that there's no extra difficulty level.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some later missions can be hard but yeah, it is an easy game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My Alain unit just destroys everything they could solo every mission on my map if stamina didn't exist
            I mean they still can. Just keep stocked up on nuts, buns, steak, and camp sets

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Must be pretty demoralizing for the Zenoirans that Alain keeps slapping their shit and every time he just tells his army to hang back and heads out with like 3 other people. Motherfricker doesn't even need an army, he only takes his harem into battle to make sure they're strong enough to give him strong children.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"boss fight" of Bastorias
          >man, that's a lot of enemies
          >...and a big mountain range in the right side of the screen
          >park Alain on the base
          >deploy flyers
          >haste fliers
          >send them all the way to the bottom, then straight to the boss
          >giant map full of shit over in three fights

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s the bear vs wolf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For as much of a motherfricker as I thought it was the first time I played it, it's probably the most fun just by virtue of making me think more than other maps.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was hrd for me because foxes kept bumrushing my base and I only had one unit capable of oneshotting enemies, tht had to run around the whole map

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I ended up leaving Alain parked on the base because of beast rush, and sent everyone else to do the north. Then when they finished, I sent every fricking body south and stomped it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that was fun. Need a mission where its just endless waves of enemies, and you're armed with Catapaults and those crossbow harpoons and see how long you can last maybe make it a point score minigame with leaderboards

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked this one because it's one of the few defense missions in the entire game. Rest of the time you're on the offensive running around all over the place capturing shit. That one mission in Drakehold with the neutral dark knight squad at the very top of the map where they introduce geysers was particularly awful.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >where they introduce geysers
        Do they ever even show up again? I remember them being annoying as frick here and no where else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make two teams of my shittiest characters
      >put them on the catapults
      >suddenly they're caught up with the rest of my army
      I, too, love this stage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >best
      Frick no, it's the least challenging mission in the game.
      >funnest
      Frick yes, it's the equivalent of the game giving you a machine gun and letting go wild on an incoming horde.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the people with only one line on here, as well as most of the triangles.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is stupid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's people with 2 or 3 rapports.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished it, I wasn't excited for it before it released and just decided to get it on a whim, so I was really pleasantly surprised by how good it ended up being. Probably my favorite Vanillaware game.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm curious if some generic only challenge would be a good youtube series

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried but you can't recruit generics until Rank D. And I got that after doing Bruno, Gammel and restoring the towns.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Generics are often just superior to their unique counterparts though since you have full control over their growths. Unique don't have any unique bonuses attached unless they're well and truly the only unit of their kind (Alain, Scarlett, Gilbert, etc)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really
      A no AP/PP pendant challenge could be interesting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >generic only challenge
      A no generics run would genuinely be more challenging

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Generics are often just superior to their unique counterparts though since you have full control over their growths. Unique don't have any unique bonuses attached unless they're well and truly the only unit of their kind (Alain, Scarlett, Gilbert, etc)

      Not really
      A no AP/PP pendant challenge could be interesting

      You guys can't imagine how unoptimized I was in my first playthrough.
      >uniques only
      >barely fricked with the tactics menu
      >barely spent money
      >barely changed equipment
      >didn't have a good grasp on valor skills
      >unlocked 5 man units before promoting
      >didn't do auxiliary missions
      And the game was still doable on Expert. On my replay I don't think I've lost a unit or been in danger of losing a map once.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the third Scarlett costume in the model viewer? Surely it can't be Norbelle otherwise there'd be no way to get everything in the model viewer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, I...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's Nobelle.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So how can one fill the entire model viewer?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is there an answer to this question? I'm also curious

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Two Armies as One
    >the neutral unit dies before I can even get halfway to them
    wtf?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your fliers and feathers bro?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get there faster.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make a 300 mobility cavalry squad, haste it with a gryphon and steamroll the 2-3 units on your way to the neutral. After that you can use a squad with a sorceress in it to teleport to the cavalry unit and deal with the enemies surrounding the neutral.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hmm, okay, thanks anon.
        I'd been using the giant's canopies to push through but there was too much junk in the way
        will try again with this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Teleport to the cavalry unit
        Just take the place the green units are at and deploy a new unit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty much a Flier check. Get a Flier group and send them there ASAP and bypass all the geysers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fliers are too slow, specially if you have to cross mountains. They also get absolutely raped by arrow rain. Use horses.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    aceman
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The prince's milk delivery just arrived.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best body
      Shit personality

      Thats why I picked Rosalinde
      Worst body
      Best personality

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rosalinde
        >Worst body
        Zoomers have negative taste

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          children attracted to saggy cow breasts

          What the frick happened to the errant knight Laurent, he just shows up and fricks dudes up for a couple missions and then disappears.

          keep liberating cities

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >keep liberating cities
            I've liberated every city in the game and I saw no sign of him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What? Rosalinde's body is beautiful.
        Long legs, wide hips, tight butt. Nice breasts that compliment her body type without being totally flat.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Rosalinde
          >Worst body
          Zoomers have negative taste

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rosalinde has like C cup boobs, you underageb& zoomer

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry you can only find one female body type attractive.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry you can only find one female body type attractive.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shit personality
        t. Virginia remembering the caterpillar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just started sketching her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cute fat pocking nipples.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ginormous nipples
        based drawgay
        t. not even a boobguy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        saved

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cute!

      • 3 weeks ago
        aceman

        Cute and pretty!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        areolas too big

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie, you gay.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dinah is made for _____

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      estrus sex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do bestrals go into heat?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marriage and raising a big family together.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You do realize you'd go backrupt after the second litter, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brushing and petting

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick happened to the errant knight Laurent, he just shows up and fricks dudes up for a couple missions and then disappears.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He must have died in battle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >keep liberating cities
      I've liberated every city in the game and I saw no sign of him.

      Is this a joke, like "Who is Mr. L?"

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the Pontifex bloodline special or something? If you don't marry Scarlett then does her bloodline just die out?

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best body
    Best personality

    • 3 weeks ago
      aceman
  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yunifi's thighs are as big as Alain's despite the fact she's like two heads lower than him
    Jesus frick imagine being wrapped by those pillars

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a brainlet. Where do you find the journal that shows you the carved stone pattern for Drakenhold?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason, everybody misses this one. It's in a solitary building in the desert near the ocean.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rate my wives and aesthetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wives
      Bretty good taste.
      >Aesthetic.
      Slytherin sucks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you need a druid when you have decent tanks on the front?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because I love her. I didn’t say rate my gameplay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >say something
          >NOOOO NOT THAT

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >asked to give an opinion on x and y
            >give opinion on z
            >get shit on
            NOoOo you can’t do this to me

  99. 3 weeks ago
    aceman
  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do Drakenhold
    >finish up in Cornia
    >finally move on to Elfheim
    >realize all my units are overleveled to hell and back
    Oops.
    Also I just now found Auch. Is he even any good? He's a bit too pathetic for me as a character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's breddy gud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a blaster caster. If you want another blaster caster, he will not disappoint.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who should I give the kings axe to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Berengaria, Aubin, or your favorite Griffin Master.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dorothea moving her hips like a witch
        Damn, hot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mine has gone to Fran in both playthroughs. There's just something about her where she isn't quite dodgy enough, isn't quite tanky enough, doesn't quite hit hard enough, and that axe fixes everything.

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can almost see

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THERE AREN'T ENOUGH LAPIS AND CARMINE PENDANTS IN THIS GAME

    I NEED MORE
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been buying all of them on my second playthrough, and frick, there are a lot of them. Granted, I'm still equipping them, so I'd still take more, but man. How was I not doing this the first time?

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I met my cousin
    Can I frick my cousin?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah you can marry anyone, i married her

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I want a witch concubine so bad. Imagine a lady being so in love with you she's doing necromancer shit 50 years later trying to revive you like Dracula.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any difference in which side you invade Barbatimo from?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Some goons, a mantlet, and as soon as you get through the gate Mordon summons for everyone inside.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much of a,meme is charged impetus?

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why wouldnt you have owl mom be one of your squad leads? healing/flying plus night speed boost is nuts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm racist against Bestrals so at best they act as filler in Yunifi's squad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally didn't even realize she was flying the first time I played. She just stands there, unlike the wyverns/griffons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Owls attract arrows unless you have someone covering them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's an annoying b***h.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried it but she kept dying to arrows
      Couldn't even survive a single archer assist

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Finished Elfheim at low 20s
    >Game tells me to go north
    >Everything is lvl 25 plus
    >Get raped by high speed furries at night
    Wasnt expecting a spike in difficulty that high

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bastorias is the worst. Albion just has a couple annoying tricks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >blinds you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bought every clearsight amulet in the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bastorias is a bit of a vibe check. If you've got a good sense for how to play the game by then, you'll do fine, otherwise get ready for some real Army of the Night shit.

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm here to kill Chaos.

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do angels have completely OP skills?
    >reflect entire magic back
    >blind entire row on reaction

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They wanted to have new recruits in every country, and make the game more challenging as you went, which naturally led to power creep.

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the non-human units got a upgrade or something. They just can't really compete with my normal set-up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I feel like Ochlys is kind of sucking now that the human characters I use have been upgraded.

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to check out English dub
    >Ochlys is Br*tish
    And fricking dropped

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all the angels have british accents

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People willingly subject themselves to that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >decide to check out English dub
      why the frick would you do that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was curious to see what the characters were saying in battle

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was that really worth the bleeding ears? If you asked someone could have listened and translated a specific unit's battle/rts command lines.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I only lasted a few seconds

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok, whose lines do you want translated? When I get home from work I could boot the game up real quick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...she comes from an island country named Albion. The frick kind of accent did you expect her to have?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really wish these companies would realize English dub is a huge fricking waste of time and expense and drop it alltogether. Save your company some money and just do JP voice w/ ENG subs. Nobody and I mean nobody, gives an actual frick about english dub. The people crying for a dub in Unicorn Overlord won't even buy the game to play this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody and I mean nobody, gives an actual frick about english dub.
        A waste of good quads because if you actually paid attention to other franchises, where absolutely were people b***hing about a lack of an english dub for some releases.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People willingly subject themselves to that?

      >decide to check out English dub
      why the frick would you do that?

      Really wish these companies would realize English dub is a huge fricking waste of time and expense and drop it alltogether. Save your company some money and just do JP voice w/ ENG subs. Nobody and I mean nobody, gives an actual frick about english dub. The people crying for a dub in Unicorn Overlord won't even buy the game to play this.

      Was that really worth the bleeding ears? If you asked someone could have listened and translated a specific unit's battle/rts command lines.

      >Nobody and I mean nobody, gives an actual frick about english dub.
      A waste of good quads because if you actually paid attention to other franchises, where absolutely were people b***hing about a lack of an english dub for some releases.

      >I'M THE WEEBEST
      >NO I AM
      >NONE ARE MORE WEEB THAN I
      95% of people play in their native language and don't give a shit. The dub on this isn't even bad. Shut the frick up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mass replying
        Instant ignore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >instant ignore
          >replies
          super morono

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cope

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              First time shitposting?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The worst thing you can do is tell these homosexuals that most people don't give a shit about subtitles in anime and video games.
                Dubs are quite literally only jarring on live action movies because can recognize the lack of lip and audio synch and it's uncanny.
                Most people don't give a flying frick about it's presence in other things.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine if they spent as much time learning nipspeak as they did complaining about localisation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        Every time two people argue over subs vs dubs, there's 1,000 other people who don't even know such a pointless argument is transpiring.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah its sadly kind of true. i've never dealt with normalgays that complained about dub shit. Not unless the performance is like some 90s hentai porno dubbing levels of bad.
        its always the autists who likes to attempt to say some anime by their japanese names constantly who do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Albion is a archaic word to describe the England.

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eltolinde and Yahna are pretty comfortable at the back of my Berengaria team since they add some needed durability for them. But I'm trying to figure out where to put Rosalinde and who to pair her with.
    At first I was thinking about using her in a cav squad since they'd need someone to help burst past armors but who'd be the best conferral bot when Auch and Yahna are busy elsewhere?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rosalinde pretty much fits anywhere that doesn't already have some magical damage. She provides stun and freeze and in that way can function even better together with Berengaria (although she can also do well with her brother and at some points it's overkill with afflictions).
      Really, never felt that a Berengaria-focused squad needed some dedicated healer, but Yahna/some witch is more preferred spellcaster for her as well.
      >who'd be the best conferral bot
      Shamans or elfen fencers.

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lord Rayman

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily remider that if you marry the shaman your successor will be a horror from beyond.
    Daily reminder that there is nothing wrong with that, time to turn the world into a FromSoftware game. MARRY THE SHAMAN, BREED THE SHAMAN, DOUBLE TEAM THE SHAMAN WITH BRUNO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But Selvie is a cute nerd?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He hasn't read 100 years of solitude.
        Breeding shamans ends up in peculiar labyrinths of blood. Don't be surprised if your grandson ends up with a pig's tail.

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna be her Ashram

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      h-hayai!

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no insight on what happens if humans breed with bestrals or angels? I need to know if my children will be doomed to be monstrosities.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Angels
      They're just humans that were experimented on, centuries before UO happened.
      >Beastrals
      They're elves that forgot how to shapeshift back into elves, considering that half-elves are a thing in the UO universe it's not that big of a stretch to assume Beastrals are compatible with humans too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      angels are just genetically engineered humans and bestrals are just magicked elves
      breeding ramona will just result in a "half-wereowl" hatching from the egg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'd assume they come out as bestrals if you frick one.
      Angels, probably more 50/50, but probably have some really angelic like traits to them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i'd assume they come out as bestrals if you frick one.
        that would be hilarious. if you frick dinah then the entire cornian line of succession will turn to bestrals
        cornia will be ruled by bestrals

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If that is an issue, they can always frick around with the blue and see if they can turn the prince back into a non-furry like Yunifi.
          Although Cornia doesn't seem to mind Beastrals, so I doubt it'd be a problem, they only take issue with D*akenholdians taking the throne.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt humans can breed with Bestrals since the reason the furries couldn't be possessed was because they were too different

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I see Yahna I start to salivate.
    Is this normal?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is literal hag

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.
        And I want her to shove her rejuvenated old c**t in my face and ride it like a broomstick while she reaches behind and goves me a palm on glans heavy handjob.

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >swordmasters are probably most most gear dependant class in the game
    >they give you three of them at the same time.

    Leah should have been a soldier.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leah's cuter as the only flat Swordmaster though. She looks good next to my wife, Fran.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >swordmasters are probably most most gear dependant class in the game
      How do you figure? Just give them some dodge and crit, and physical attack on one sword.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They all want to run the lucky coin, but you only have one and eventually get a second one. Stingray begins to fall off in Bastorias because werefoxes will sometimes tank a crit from it. So you are better off going with the generic sword Leah gets for the extra crit damage. You get two of those as well. Plus they need a support to use gambler's coin to boost damage, or else they hit like a wet noodle.

        They are such a specialized unit it is absolutely bananas to give the player 3 of them. I would have prefered another Soldier since their crit buff is amazing.

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think yahna needs some frown lines

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can anyone expect Alain to impregnate a single twin? This is oppressive beyond belief.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How can anyone expect Alain to impregnate a single twin?
      The looming threat of Unicorn Jesus setting Cornia on fire is probably a strong enough deterrent for him to keep his dick to one girl.

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did VW make the Unicorn so fricking overpowered, how the frick is it able to curse and entire CIVILIZATION into the fricking dirt?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MONOGAMY
      OR
      DIE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that just the plot to Evenicle?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah if we were bound to that universes laws Alain would be able to wife just about every girl he wants in the liberation.

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was the Bestral Blue gem even relevant in the end like that whole area feels poorly written

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised there isn't any 3 lane maps
    I guess mobas aren't big in Japan?

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only beat the final boss because of Nina, thank you Nina.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be a good person. Promote polygamy.

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are good growth rates for wyvern riders?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky/Offesnive because you want more evade without loseing damage.

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seeing Alain and Virginia reminded me of a cousin I used to date
    I didn't ask for these feels

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Galadmir plotline
    That was fricking stupid

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >restart the game
    >Scarlett is a naggy b***h from minute one
    Why do people like her again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      boobs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not go for Celeste then?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because she's a stupid fricking prostitute that won't let me kill the fricking rat gammel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fermented milk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How? The only "naggy b***h" moment people ever bring up are when she gets jealous and she doesn't until more than halfway through the game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How? The only "naggy b***h" moment
        Pretty much the first thing she says is "Alain I thought I told you not to stomp around in the church"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ...and that's enough to upset you?
          God, you must froth at the mouth whenever Virginia or Chloe say anything.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >...and that's enough to upset you?
            It establishes her as a naggy b***h from minute one
            >God, you must froth at the mouth whenever Virginia or Chloe say anything.
            What? That's the most ridiculous false equivalency that I've ever heard

            Did we finally find him?
            Did we finally find the anon with the thinnest skin in existence?

            Sometimes I really wonder about some of my fellow posters.

            I just know a b***h when I see one. I've been around enough to know who's going to be a b***h and who isn't, and Scarlett is already a b***h

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Scarlett is quite literally one of the least b***hy girls in the whole game, you're dumb as hell. You can count the amount of times she "nags" in the game with one hand, and two of them are literally just her being hearbroken. Meanwhile in her actual meaningful story scenes she's shown to have the patience and mercy of a saint.

              >What? That's the most ridiculous false equivalency that I've ever heard
              Virginia's entire character is how she's domineering af and criticizes everyone around her. And more than half of Chloe's dialogue is just nagging on Lex nonstop, to the point her goddamn level up dialogue is going "That's how you do it Lex".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Virginia's entire character is how she's domineering af and criticizes everyone around her
                Good Queen material when coupled with Alain's patience and sound judgement.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And then Alain dies in combat/of old age and Virginia goes full Jia Garu and the kingdom collapse

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the whole point of that scene was Scarlett expected the loud stomping to be something mundane, a slightly annoying habit of her friends who she's asked to be respectful of the church she maintains
          Instead it's bloodthirsty soldiers who are going to drag her back to the literal evil emperor

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did we finally find him?
          Did we finally find the anon with the thinnest skin in existence?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd still save the "woman" because she only LETS you suck "her" dick while the donkey WILL suck your dick

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes I really wonder about some of my fellow posters.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're generally not supposed to stomp around in places of worship

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The unicorn isnt real *tips silk hood*

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Polygamous son of a b***h, I heard you were talking shit

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this our last thread?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would it be?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has never been more (Unicorn) Over(lord)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe not the last, but these threads are slowing down.

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they copy Adagio for Strings for the sad music? Did they think I wouldn't notice?

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Bradley the Paladin not recruitable even during the post game mission?

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you can see steam when characters are breathing during cold weather
    >you can see this in cutscenes, during fights and even when they pose after a victory
    Literally
    This attention to detail makes this game better than most video games, tv shows and movies.

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should I go to elf land or drake land after rescuing scarlett

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drake Land, the first Elf Land quest expects you to be able to handle Lv. 15 promoted units

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go to elf land for a free chocolate treat then go finish up drakenhold

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elfland has is a bit higher level but if you should go there to let a strong character join you and then you can go to Drakoland.

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like you guys have never actually had a girlfriend if you think Scarlett is fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You definitely haven't if you think your gf feeling jealous and upset because you keep talking to every woman except her is some wierd thing that doesn't happen irl.
      And it's even worse if you seriously think no one's ever asked for silence at a church or library. Honestly I question your sanity.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anon's first argument is something I never said
        >anon's second argument is just a no u
        Thanks for confirming my suspicions

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          b***h please, just because you stop linking replied directly doesn't mean we can't tell it's you.

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sad it's over.

    ?feature=shared&t=16763

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon's repressed hatred for his Sunday School teacher coming out in full

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