Unicorn Overlord

I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    freak

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does it matter how long you wait to get married

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, it was pretty much the last thing I did before ending the game, because I wanted to be sure.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, depending on who you want to marry you have to wait a long while anyway because you need to do all 3 rapports

      i saved it until the very end, you do lose out on the ring of the maiden for most of the game but you don't need it, and you wont get the upgraded version until near the end of the game anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you wait too long, you'll be a left over and you need to marry before the last map

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not really. but the powered up rings are both kickass accessories

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they were fricking right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She wanted to frick.
      He fricked up instead.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is an extremely inefficient winter garment

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heated pussy (feral)

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone explain this ability to me.
    Does that mean the enemy needs to be at less than 100% HP, or else Fran loses another AP?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's mistranslated. It'll remove 1 AP from enemies with 100% HP.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how it reads, but that's pretty bad. I guess you're supposed to set it up with tactics?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's good.

        It's mistranslated. It'll remove 1 AP from enemies with 100% HP.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The cavalry contains potassium benzoate

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Give the player three swordmasters
    >Only one cornix, two lucky coins, two wyvern razors and two runic blades
    >The swordmaster that a lot of people keep using for whatever reason is the one that has 3 less attack than the concubine and 8 less attack than the prince
    One of these guys should have been a soldier, a witch or a warlock or something.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The swordmaster that a lot of people keep using for whatever reason is the one that has 3 less attack than the concubine and 8 less attack than the prince
      Damn if only there was an item to fix that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Spending 30000 gold just to salvage Leah instead of using someone that's already good

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody needs "salvaging" anyway. The game is already easy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Leah's weak ass limpwrist sword swings is the entire reason why Virginia mocks her.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We'll see who will be mocking who when she sires my children.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Give the player three swordmasters
      >Only one cornix, two lucky coins, two wyvern razors and two runic blades
      So that's five swords out of a possible six, and two accessories out of a possible three. You'll have one Swordsmaster that's slightly less optimized than the other two.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Runic Blades have other units that care about them and same goes for Coin.
        Yunifi for example absolutely melts shit with Coin/Scarf/Earrings and you don't need to build an entire team around Glacial Rain botting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, yes? This is a game where items come in limited quantities. You make do with what you have. You can use a phantom sword instead of runic. You can use an eye patch or a scarf instead of a coin.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yunifi explicitly needs the coin to function on the frontline. You hemorrhage too much damage or evasion by trading the coin for something else.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I got by with double scarf and her innate evasion bow

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >on the frontline
              So put her in the back? All I'm saying is, for all the arguments about which characters are top tier and which characters need the most babysitting and whatever, any character is usable. The game never requires the unstoppable OP wombo combo bullshit people talk about on here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simply kill one of them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The worst one is the one that you can't kill.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kill Melisandre
        >Lose two units for no gain
        >Kill Aramis
        >Lose three units for no gain
        Lol lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do you kill Aramis? I keep seeing people say this. He joins you even if you don't use Primm to talk with him so how?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lose two units
          Colm is not a unit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Colm is based

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody even knows who that is

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He has no appetite for mercy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The swordmaster that a lot of people keep using for whatever reason is the one that has 3 less attack than the concubine and 8 less attack than the prince
      I used Aramis and his unit after Gilbert and his b***h ass inevitably fricked up and big bro had to show him how it's done.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, why can't the MC look like that.
    Just be full armored.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    aceman
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >owl
      >breasts
      I hate coomers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hooters.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she leaves at the end of the game
      PRETTY OWL LADY BETRAYED US

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to marry and procreate with the owl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but shes too busy to stay long enough to procreate with. she has to keep bestorias stable

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if only she actually loved alain

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mommy Owl!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is owl milk any good?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can Owls in UO even produce milk? Or lay eggs?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ¯_(ツ)_/¯ She's got the breasts for it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            One way to find out, anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mommy Owl!

      you can't marry the owl, can you...?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can give her the Ring of the Maiden, though she only has two rapport scenes, and the ending has her busy with the reconstruction of Bastorias for a while.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rescue Ramona mission
    >there is a conversation between Ramona and Yunifi by dragging Yunifi's fat ass all the way north
    >the reward: 3 fricking Valors, not even an item
    Basically you should just kill the enemy boss.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did this mission before starting on elfland. Still managed to do that conversation.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is just a waste of time, you can see my units parking right next to the commander

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely surprised people find this game easy. This mission is fricking HARD.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't capping the bases

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every single one of my units except for one got murdered.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bastorias is the worst it ever gets.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are several missions that will filter a lot of players if they don't take time to think through what to do, or to look over their options to see if there's something they don't habitually use that would help here
      >Priestess Abducted
      >Another Prince
      >Two Armies as One

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally just use the item that changes the time to day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just used a feather on Alain and had him rub up and around while my strongest wall unit sat around with a healing assist.
      Finished the map in 27 seconds.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm really struggling, can someone salvage this unit for me somehow? in general beastland is getting really fricking hard, even my broken horse unit is starting to struggle to kill anything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You invested in Lex?

      As a joke?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The team is bad because its a random hodgepodge of functions. You need a more focused build.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your team is extremely fragile and Rosalinde is only a part-healer who doesn't have access to resurrection to fix deadly mistakes
      it's TOO well-rounded. I'd drop Aubin and bring in like Gloucester or something while you move Berenice to the back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, you are dogshit at teambuilding.
      Watch a youtube guide. They are made for braindead morons like you,

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Berenice is not a frontliner. Yes, I know she's got a shield, she's still not a frontliner, she WILL fold under pressure.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd try to decide on two things: How you want the squad to survive, and how you want them to deal damage. I can already tell that team is going to have trouble taking hits, and just as much trouble landing them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is it doesn't do anything. Fighters don't really do anything if they aren't protecting fliers. Owl isn't really needed since all she's going to do is Give PP and maybe give you true strike. Elf isn't great with these front liners since they have no way to restore their own health. White elf would be better if you must use those two. Maybe its fine if Aubin (spelling?) has this strong set up that he needs to be protected and needs PP. If he has a board clear ability then it can maybe work. Probably should just drop Lex or give him something to make him not just be a body

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aubin isn't enabling anything. he's best fitted on full/near-full physical squads of attackers that can capitalize on his row debuff like gryphon riders.
      mercenaries aren't frontliners unless you support them with a hoplite that can do heavy cover or virginia to give iron veil. they're better off being deployed as a pair to maximize value off follow slash.
      lex is contributing jack shit to this team.
      owl giving pp isn't needed. follow slash refunds pp. rosalinde can recover her own pp. there's no flier for lex to guard.
      finally, there are just too many start of battle abilities conflicting here. you could've put some of these units with start of battle abilities in other squads without a start of battle ability and not been so wasteful.
      In summary, swap rosalinde for a radiant knight, swap lex for a hoplite, swap ramona for another mercenary in the front, and make the radiant knight the leader. now you have a 200+ speed half decent taxman squad with row protection, insurance vs magic, a way to protect vs fliers, and a decent way to deal with attrition through row heals.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What generics should I be recruiting at the start? Getting some witches for sure. Not sure what else I should be looking out for

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please respond

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gryphon Knight or Hunter, since you won't see of either in a long time.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >elven archer with max initiative magic conferral onto hilda
    >hilda dragoon dive
    >quick impedus from a cat hat
    >inspiration from gambler coin on elven archer onto hilda for 30% atk and 50% crit dmg
    >heavens rein procs on hilda to negate the acc loss by turning DD into true strike
    >everything gets hit for 200 and dies
    >if somehow something survives a 4th landsrekt is there to follow up
    I have solved the game. The cat hat is indeed BS.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I broke the game with the Summon Warrior exploit and I'm not ashamed in the least.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What exploit? If you use those skills they'll just die without damaging most units, seems like a waste to me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Basically you get into a high level battle (there are some very early in the game) and you use Summon Warriors to weaken the other units and then finish them off with Alain unit. If you use the Royal Order you double the exp which will get you OP very early in the game. It works because when you use Summon Warriors the units that spawn are the same average level of the enemies of the map.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Battle for Sorm, I'm guessing? It's 38, but the map isn't very big. I guess you could do anything above your level, Bastorias, Elfheim...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The guards that are guarding the bridges in central Cornia are also a good choice. After you beat the one in the west you get access to The Sigil Trial Zenith, which is Level 38 and there you can do some serious level up exploiting the Summon Warrior order and bringing Hallowed Ash to increase valor points if you run out. It will of course just break the game though.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you recruit him?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >doesn't mean we can't tell it's you.
    What in the world was this supposed to mean? The only thing I ever said was that she's nagging you from minute one. If you wife Scarlett, you are guaranteed daily nagging for the rest of your life, and regimented sex given only directly as a "reward" for something

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good lord dude, please, have a nice day. So buttmad you're actually trying to bring up just how big of a pussy you are over threads.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So buttmad you're actually trying to bring up just how big of a pussy you are over threads.
        I just don't understand why I'm getting schizo posted. You're putting things I never said into my mouth all because I said Scarlett is a guaranteed grade A nagger

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're a fricking idiot

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, if the fact half the thread called you a pussy won't make you reflect, nothing will.

            >half the thread
            kek
            Yeah, well my response is that if you think I'm a pussy or if you think I'm ridiculous for being able to spot a nagger, then you just haven't had a girlfriend. Scarlett is going to never stop nagging you about everything. I don't want that as a wife and I don't see how anyone could

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >then you just haven't had a girlfriend.
              NTA but...this is Ganker. Come on now.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >further evidence that I'm correct
                Thanks

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post pics of your gf or you're a homosexual

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have a gf, but I have had gfs. I'm old, anon, in case it wasn't already obvious

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gee, I wonder why none of them stayed with you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks that relationships ending is some sort of sick burn
                kek, even half of all marriages end in divorce (which is initiated by women 80% of the time)

                I'm gonna wife me a video game girl who doesn't nag me from the start of the game

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, if the fact half the thread called you a pussy won't make you reflect, nothing will.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So this... is the power... of antiScarlettgays...
      Pathetic lmao

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >final mission of Albion
    Long march through a narrow canyon full of angels, huh? Yippee, sounds wonderful. God, I can't wait for this boring fricking region to finally be o-
    >It starts raining
    Okay, NOW you have my attention

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That mission felt like it went on forever.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It absolutely does, but it's fitting given it's the finale of Albion, and the rain alone adds so much to the atmosphere that it's enjoyable.
        I found it to be a much more satisfying conclusion than what Drakenhold and Bastorias got.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fight for my people.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Marry Dinah
    >In time, the entire kingdom WILL look like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And that's a good thing!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now i want dinah as a school girl punk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rip Human Females, it’s over for you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A bold new era begins.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted to marry the sheep

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The rabbit is fricking adorable.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very portable.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Almost thought that was Judy Hopps lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not every tiny rabbit woman in blue is Judy, anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If I could have any Anthro Wife of any species it would be a Rabbit, no reason why, I just really like Rabbits.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Human men only want one thing, and it’s fricking adorable

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But that's not an elf

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she kinda is

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The way I understood it elves in a distant past became bestrals, so saying they're still elves is like saying humans are still whatever primordial goo we mutated from

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i could be wrong but i don't think its 'primordial goo' levels of that far back but i get your meaning
              elves and bestrals are two distinct beings

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fighting Baltro in elheim
    >he summons 3 horse units
    >Fran fricking deletes them with 200 damage a piece
    >proceeds to 1 shot Baltro
    Baltro more like KEKKEDtro

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GAZE UPON THE FACE OF YOUR DEMISE

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please stop replying to posts from an entirely different thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up virginia, his mom will always be the better woman

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is paladin the worst class in the game?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon please stop chewing with your mouth open I've told you several times now.
    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I FRICKING HATE YOU MOM YOU'RE SUCH A FRICKING b***h HOW COULD DAD EVER MARRY YOU HOW COULDN'T HE TELL YOU'RE AN INSUFFERABLE prostitute I HATE YOU

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >XD

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to set Refresh to only go off after like the 2nd or 3rd debuff? My clerics keep using it after every single debuff, which is a problem when it's double shaman and they have like 6 debuffs in the pipeline

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could try setting AP/PP requirements.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Genuinely getting autistic about how "efficient" one unit is over another in this easy game
    Unless you're strictly talking PvP, the optimization is largely wasted. You can make anything work if you build around it properly. I beat Expert with 4-man units and I expect to do it again in TZ. I wasn't even exploiting AoEs or making much use out of coins either.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game has finally satisfied that good Fire Emblem craving I've been missing for years. Just did the Another Prince mission. Been playing through the game on expert so I have to think about each major battle now before I fight it. Trying to use every unit and get everyone promoted.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I urge you to go to the northeast of Baumgatte asap and do the "Two Armies as One" mission and report back

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just got up to it lol - saw the sole cav in the north surrounded by an army and after hours of playing I was like "this seems a great place to take a break". I figure I either fly up north with Oclys + Fran or see if I can TP to a 'green unit' when I next load up the game.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bottom right
      I really wish Hilda (and Monica) got more story/rapports

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, a man of impeccable taste I see.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gets more rapports with Clive than Alain
          >game clearly suggests they could get back together
          >they don’t

          What were they THINKING

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I still bear faith.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I heard Hilda doesn’t marry you? What is her problem?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    aceman
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yahna would be the type to frogpost with Pepe

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon please, I told you to stop throwing rocks at the neighbour's dog, it's the third time this week he complains.
    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HOW CAN YOU FRICKING NAG AT ME MOM WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER I WANT WITHOUT YOU EVEN TALKING TO ME

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WHO THE FRICK IS STOMPING AROUND MY CHURCH

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Test

    Dear anon,

    If this works, that means I’m unbanned and I just want to say, I love you.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another day spend doing basically nothing but playing this game
    No idea when I was so addicted to a video game.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute dog

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh no, Alain! Your armor! Your hair! You're already starting to turn into one of them!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she should be wearing nicer clothes for this scene

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's just the proposal, anon. She should wear a fancy dress for the wedding itself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She got nice breasts

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is the XD girl having a woman moment?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie it's absolutely not comparable at all with your woman moment.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, why are you having a woman moment?

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon please actually flush the toilet when you're done your father has had to do it for you several times now and it smells bad.
    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MOM YOU'RE THE BIGGEST FRICKING b***h THAT HAS EVER EXISTED I SWEAR RITUAL VENGEANCE UPON YOU AND YOUR KIND

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon please pass the salt
    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >multi-thread slapfight
    I am going to skullfrick all of you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you can only skullfrick the person you gave the ring of the maiden to. Think of what the Unicorn would say!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no alain! resist the evil sorceress! you grandpa already filled that

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So do you think Galdamir's mission was supposed to be candid, but then the devs realized that a coward/traitor elf archer is not worthy at all to be back at Eltolinde's side so they just 'faked' it entirely? Or was her mission just meant to be dumb from the start

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to say, but I doubt it's the former since they bend over backwards to spare Gammel, and force Sanatio into your army without any punishment.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they bend over backwards to spare Gammel
        why do they do this anyways? like WHY?
        FRICKING WHY? I HONESTLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY'D DO THIS FOR LITERALLY THE MOST IRREDEEMABLE MOTHERFRICKER IN THE GAME. I REALLY DONT GET IT.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a gammel fan on the dev team.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Kill off man responsible for plague cure
          >Kill off soldier girl in port town who didn't even like Zenoira to begin with
          >Gammel gets off scot-free
          >Beaumont isn't even sorry for what he did and gets away with it
          What the FRICK

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>Kill off soldier girl in port town who didn't even like Zenoira to begin with
            That was an annoying fight, what's the best way to deal with a row full of saint knights?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The same way you deal with any row of horses. With a gryphon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Problem?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gammel
          >irredeemable
          Sparing him proves that's wrong

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Gammel can actually be redemmed and join your army
            WTF ?
            So every units that you spare will eventually join your army no matter their background ?
            I went into this game blind and thought Gammel was introduced early and made such a stereotypical murderer, lying, village raiding, piece of shit, just to teach you that recruiting some units without any consideration could actually backfire...

            Give it to me straight, how much did i fricked up by executing Mandrin and Jeremy too ?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You missed 2 unique items for not recruiting Gammel and Mandrin. Jeremy is whatever

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jeremy is a scumbag no doubt about but both of those would have joined you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gammel
          >irredeemable
          Sparing him proves that's wrong

          The thing with Gammel is that if you jail him he does turn into an irredeemable piece of shit that should've been killed. So you end up with the people who spared him talking about what a neat guy he is due to witnessing his redemption arc, and the confused group wondering why the hell you'd ever spare someone that went from murder and pillaging to fricking slave trading.

          imo they should've just had him stay locked up in jail/die if you go with that choice instead of what they went with because it completely fricks with the character and discussions of Gammel, plus it makes Celeste look like an utter moron if you went with the jail route.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I get what they were going for
            >everybody deserves a second chance :^)
            But fricking hell did they mess that up hard with him.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is a blob-free zone.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >blob-free zone

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kys i would do the same for my sister

          [...]
          The thing with Gammel is that if you jail him he does turn into an irredeemable piece of shit that should've been killed. So you end up with the people who spared him talking about what a neat guy he is due to witnessing his redemption arc, and the confused group wondering why the hell you'd ever spare someone that went from murder and pillaging to fricking slave trading.

          imo they should've just had him stay locked up in jail/die if you go with that choice instead of what they went with because it completely fricks with the character and discussions of Gammel, plus it makes Celeste look like an utter moron if you went with the jail route.

          i disagree. his character is the same because gammel is the kinda of guy to justify his actions by what was done to him.
          >sister is gonna die and you're FRICKED out of money
          "alright, society deserves to get stolen from and pillaged because my sister being sick is their fault"
          >you beg the lord to let you go and pour your heart out to him yet he FRICKS you over anyways
          "nevermind. i was soft on society. they deserve worse."
          cue slaver gammel
          >you beg the lord to let you go and pour your heart out to him.
          >he understands but says no more pillaging
          "nevermind. i was harsh on society. they deserve better."
          cue goodboy gammel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't get Gammel because I put him in prison when I first met him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was just dumb from the start. There are other units who come across worse morally and ethically like Jeremy and Sanatio, and plenty that have their whole thing being seeking redemption like Renault and Sanatio, so I don't think they were too shy to have a character like that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Or was her mission just meant to be dumb from the start
      whats so dumb about it? she just wanted to test you, you could just be a perverted human that got lucky when you rescued her lady, she wants to see first hand how good natured you truly are

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about my own ranged assists that is so effective at killing my own units?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      extra damage that doesn't kill will change targeting priorities and gambits

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they change the rng so instead of being a flat positive bonus it changes a bunch of stuff often for the worse, that's why I don't use them more.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon please stop yelling at the top of your lungs while playing videogames.
    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH *explodes*

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got kinda disappointed in the battle to kill the hag my clone from the past was fricking, i was half hoping it would be some kind of underground map based on what they were saying, i know the game just uses the normal map for battles, but i wish there were a few missions that took place somewhere else.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wish for fran art
    >get this
    I-I guess it's better than nothing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sovl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

      >That one Bastorias wiener and ball torture map
      >Alain's unit ping bongs between barricades into mines in the trees

      Kek that happened to me, two units dead in an instant, had to restart, just used dinah's jumping skill to get over that shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I find stuff like this kind of endearing honestly. The average quality for fanart has shot up in the past decade or so to the point that anything that doesn't look professional is usually "low quality", it's kind of cute though seeing these really simple, archaic pieces from fans just trying to make art of whatever niche thing they like.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Scarlett

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monogamy is overrated.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ANON, NO! YOU CAN'T JUST SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does one fill the entire model viewer? I was told that it's impossible because Scarlett's promoted model and Norbelle can't be gotten in the same run.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How does one fill the entire model viewer? I was told that it's impossible because Scarlett's promoted model and Norbelle can't be gotten in the same run.
      Anyone have an answer for this? I'm not this guy but I also want to know

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Come to terms with wabi-sabi

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I missed 3 named recruits somehow and I am sad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you have Primm talk to the pretty boy?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. I also missed Gilbert and Gloucester. It's bullshit that I missed Gilbert because I didn't talk to him to accept the mission. You should still get him regardless of how you start the mission. Dunno how I missed the other guy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty boy directly leads to Gloucester

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah. That would be why.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how to make units at all, the game is gettign too hard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put a tank or high evasive character in front. put offense guys in front or back. put special items on the ones that have good skills. have fun

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That one Bastorias wiener and ball torture map
    >Alain's unit ping bongs between barricades into mines in the trees

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a simple man
      I see barricades I let Nina swing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats part of the reason I have Kitra and Yahna in a unit together, just a quick teleport and hammer swing whenever I encounter these.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who should go into the boring losers nobody cares about unit other than Jerome, Jeremy and Fodquia?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kitra and Miriam

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Colm fits with them, but he's so boring he wraps around to being funny
      Hermann if we're counting postgame
      Lhinalagos

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do I add to this unit so it can beat armored units. Willing to remove Lex, would preferably not remove anyone else.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Berenice in the back
      >Taking out Lex when Ramona will just get raped by archers
      Berenice/Lex/Ramona/Breaker/actual healer
      I don't think Ramona is a particularly good fit for this type of team in general but its your game.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An anon literally just told me to put Berenice in the back.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >She has a shield, that means she goes in front
          Don't do a dumb, anon

          Landsharks have no business being in the back in a team like that. They're bulkier than most of the guys you could reasonably put in. Just rearrange your frontline.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Key phrase being "a team like that". If a Landsknecht is your unit's bulkiest character, scrap it and start over, because they're going to get obliterated by the first Cav/Breaker unit they fight.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Landsknecht ties Alain's HP while having marginally worse P.Def. Putting them in the back in a five person team is asinine when all you have to do is put them on one of the outer rows while your main tank sits in the middle.
              Guard Rate in UO is also trivial to raise to high levels while also maintaining offense.

              Also, cavalry comps give infantry based teams trouble in general. Putting them in the back is not going to change shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Also, cavalry comps give infantry based teams trouble in general.
                Which is why you shouldn't make purely infantry-based teams, and instead mix it up, having Armors, Cavs, and Scouts hold the front. The only things that should be up front is stuff with the skills for reducing or negating damage.

                And in response to the Alain comparison, he comes pre-packaged with a healing attack, a guard skill, a cover skill, and a cav promotion to help him destroy infantry, meaning he actually can maintain himself up front. Contrast with the Landsknecht, where all of its PP is offensively-oriented. Even its Guard skill is just spending a potential Following Slash in favor of boosting attack.
                Landsknecht can theoretically work up front if you have two other tanks up front to take some heat off of it... but what's the point? Keep offensive units in the back where they can do their jobs safely.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Its guard skill
                You don't use its guard skill because rigging high guard rates in UO is trivial. The class is just objectively bulkier than most of the classes in the game and dumping it in the back when you have squishier units who'd want that spot is often wasteful.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I really don't have a backline space problem, since I think there's too many unique Landsknechts as is, but I feel like we've made it clear that neither of us is going to budge on our opinion of their optimal row position.
                Let's just agree to disagree, and leave it as "they can work in either based on your preference".

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did the snake hurt itself?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Snakes like that "lock" their jaw in place to make sure it can't be dislodged before it gets all the venom in.
                So having its prey vanish from existence the moment it bites leaves it in an awkward position.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's pretty interesting. Thanks anon!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i don't get it. did the snake bite itself through the balloon? or is it just stunned by biting into something that exploded into water?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Snake tried to latch onto balloon
                Balloon popped because pointy teeth
                Snake jaw still in "latch mode", causing it to stagger

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Guard rate is nice, but you really want phys defense if you're hoping to hold up against the more offense oriented classes. I personally think dodge tanks are infinitely superior to standard tanks, but cover+arrow guard is nice. I'd put landserknechts on the backline myself but frontline can work if you're willing to invest. There's a lot of wiggle room with shaman debuffs/barrier/perma stat increases.
                I think the investment just isn't worth it. I'd recommend a very alpha strike team so the landserknecht doesn't have to take too many hits.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You really want phys defense
                Alain: 130% HP, 130% Def
                Virginia: 130% HP, 130% Def
                Vanguard: 110% HP, 140% Def
                Land: 130% HP, 120% Def
                G Knight: 125% HP, 130% Def

                Like I said, you never tried using them in the front.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Believe what you want, anon. Also I am a different anon. Please stop being a schizo because I don't think landserknechts are amazing frontline. Every class you listed asides great knight gets +defense skills. Just don't come crying when you get memed on by breakers/cavalary/enemy landserknechts. I'm sure they work great on the side lanes until you realize column attacks are now going to hit your more fragile backline (if you just stuck with a 4 man squad and kept the lknight behind the main tank this wouldn't be a problem btw.)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I cry about something that works? The only one digging in his heels about being wrong is you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Guard rate is nice, but you really want phys defense if you're hoping to hold up against the more offense oriented classes. I personally think dodge tanks are infinitely superior to standard tanks, but cover+arrow guard is nice. I'd put landserknechts on the backline myself but frontline can work if you're willing to invest. There's a lot of wiggle room with shaman debuffs/barrier/perma stat increases.
                I think the investment just isn't worth it. I'd recommend a very alpha strike team so the landserknecht doesn't have to take too many hits.

                >Putting Sellswords in alpha strike teams when the bulk of their damage comes from follow ups
                Yeah sure Bastard Cross exists but if you just wanted to speed blitz something, better options exist instead of trying to force a slow class to outspeed the targets.
                The optimal position for the class also heavily depends on the rest of your formation. If you're running a bunch of bulky people, then by all means you can run them in the back, but in a formation that doubles down on counter memes such as Virginia/Breaker/Land, they want to be in the front because the other slots are likely to be movement/support bots. Just a matter of arranging the formation optimally so the bulkier squishies sit behind the front units for column piercing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Running two tanks in the front with it
                You have never seriously tried to use Landskencht in the front have you?
                Guard Skills stop being useful after midgame because its very easy to maximize guard rate which makes them a waste of PP.
                Yes, Alain has his cover skill and self heal but it was never suggested to use them as the main tank. The class is just objectively bulkier than 90% of the existing classes in the game and can hold itself up just fine as a side piece.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She has a shield, that means she goes in front
        Don't do a dumb, anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The logical choice is to replace Ramona with a breaker.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of want to use Ramona but I'm struggling to make her work. What about this? Virginia can break right?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ditch Lex and use Morton, Kitra, or Nina.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Breakers are insanely good because they get roided up every time an ally gets hit and are capable of sweeping up at the end of an encounter. They'll also remove enemy armoured units and get a really strong row swing. However, they want to sit in the back.

            I'll try that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Breakers are insanely good because they get roided up every time an ally gets hit and are capable of sweeping up at the end of an encounter. They'll also remove enemy armoured units and get a really strong row swing. However, they want to sit in the back.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I use lex with two wizards+dark elf healer.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make a character who has the central gimmick of, "Clive's b***hy ex girlfriend"?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's not b***hy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who should I put with Nina? She barely has any rapports with anyone.

      Because Clive has a wiener and ball torture fetish.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had a unit of Clive, Berenice and Bryce in the front row and Monica and Nina in the back that was good. I moved Nina to Alain's unit for the final mission though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fiancee ruins your house's reputation and gets you exiled to the ass end of Cornia, then runs off into hiding for 10 years.
      >Be only moderately sassy and upset when you finally stumble upon him leading an army of rebels to conquer your lands.
      >Drop it entirely and be cordial in every rapport afterwards once it's revealed your grandpa or whatever is actually supporting the rebellion and he for some reason manipulated you into starting this fight.

      Man, anything is b***hy to you guys. A woman sneezing is probably enough to be called b***hy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely think her ring-receipt dialogue is unfathomably cringe
        It's the closest thing to a male ick possible: imagine proposing to someone and she brings her how mad her ex would be. Like, what the frick

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah no, not gonna defend that one. I'll just say it felt terribly inappropiate that almost every rapport she has seems to go towards the direction of making them make peace and maybe find love again and then that happens.
          Kinda like how Scarlett starts the ring scene doubting your intentions when you might JUST have had the third rapport of Alain assuring her she's first and foremost, it's the one single scene of Scarlett I don't like. The rest of the ring scene is very nice past that line though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah no, not gonna defend that one. I'll just say it felt terribly inappropiate that almost every rapport she has seems to go towards the direction of making them make peace and maybe find love again and then that happens.
          Kinda like how Scarlett starts the ring scene doubting your intentions when you might JUST have had the third rapport of Alain assuring her she's first and foremost, it's the one single scene of Scarlett I don't like. The rest of the ring scene is very nice past that line though.

          After hearing her rapports with Clive were quite touching, I'd like to imagine they had an entirely different writer for the ring scenes, thereby making it non-canon

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FOR HOUSE MEILLET

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even remember who Colm is or why he joined me but he has been perma benched since joining

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He and Lex are nice. They let flier and cav units become untouchable units without conditions

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell me what language is this theme using?

    Unicorn Overlord BGM - Farde Mal Diavolo -Come, Foul Daemon- (Extended)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like italian to me. Could be wrong.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can someone tell me what language is this theme using?

        Unicorn Overlord BGM - Farde Mal Diavolo -Come, Foul Daemon- (Extended)

        Not sure if the machine is right... any slav here?

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in Bastorias and just finished the bear and wolf mission. Half my units that used to dominate just don't work anymore. Should I scrap them or will they be viable in Albion? Also starting to get choice paralysis with the amount of units I have.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Possessed Amelia not so tough after eating three Breaker critical attacks in a row.

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Doom Knights such trash?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're pretty squishy but I found Gloucester useful still.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so trash at the game?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skills that drain health are pretty shitty.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Virginia, Miriam, Berenice frontline
    Is this optimal with Virginias starting ability?
    I actually don't care, they work.
    This was before I replaced Nina and Leah with Auch and Ridiel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could try all kinds of silly things with Virginia like 3 or 4 Shieldshooters and her. Its funny how she gives everyone 100% guard rate with her skill.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But why were his armpits exposed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Josef told him that a true leader must bare his scent to the world. Truthfully he just likes looking at his prince's youthful pits.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cornian royalty tradition

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To make women horny and want to join his liberation army.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the actual best use for Selvie? What's the kind of unit she enables hardest, and that isn't so overkill that one would rather just spread the power among more units?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is how I'm pimping her. Even with only 3 damage dealers, this party fricks shit up.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to use Berenice because I think it's funny how her sword slips out of her hand like a bar of soap whenever she's hit

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which maidens would drain your balls all night?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The twins.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any way to add more blur to that image? I can still tell who it is.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For sure bro

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got Hilda, how do I make her, her sister and her future brother in law Ludwig work as a team?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By adding her other brother in law or Gloucester to round it out.

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love Breakers so goddamn much.

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you played the game exactly as Unicorn God wanted you to anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really like her?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, she's my favorite girl.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But of course.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Basado

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the unicorn TREMBLES to my might

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no ultimate virgin route where Alain yields both rings

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best use for clerics?
    I want to avoid benching Tatiana in my replay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      healers for beefy units

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      healers for lamby units

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having access to curing debuffs is great to have. There's a really good staff that lets you overheal your party, which is nice. Clerics/mages in general get plenty of amazing accessories that can mesh well into most parties (quick barrier/magick barrier/etc)

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, as if I needed even more proof that Alain executing Bryce is the stupidest shit ever.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alain executing anybody seems off. It's nice they give you the option though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Besides Jeremy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jeremy 100% deserved it. Alain sounded disgusted when talking to him.

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The final Bastorias mission was lots of fun, I hope there are going to be more missions like this.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >giving you the option to get married before you meet all the female characters
    This is a cruel joke

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't get married yet little homie

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I held hands with more than one woman, the unicorn fricking murdered my family in response. The evil empire was the good guys all along

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      'Twas a mere dream

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda funny that Swordfighters/Masters aren't considered scouts.

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If your wife didn't have her last rapport in Albion, she's a low effort b***h.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't you choose your own names for rando recruits?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DICKS the werewolf.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I had to guess they were afraid of what people would put on them and then use online, so they did the safe thing and just made a list of names for you to chose from to avoid this entirely.

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Um Rosalinde bros…?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was a nice rapport.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was stunned how good this one was.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The writing in this game is so bland that every once in a while when there's a half decent side quest or good rapport you end up getting whiplash

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd say sidequests are generally good enough that when a new one started I expected it to be good. It's the bland ones that felt like the exceptions to me. Rapports are often pretty forgettable though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow... he's so romantic... I want Magellan to DO IT with Rosalinde... S.E.X~...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was a nice rapport.

      Uhhhhh...
      Btw no one check out the Eltolinde/Lhinalagos rapports.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are great.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mordon is my hero. Part of the main squad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >First Primm now Rosalinde
      Alainbros...we can't self-insert.

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just stuck. This level is so fricking insane not even trinity rain + cat head hood is good enough because most of the enemies here counter it. This is my limit, the game has beaten me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try a Hoplite with some healer, Breaker and Elf Archer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enemies get stronger during night
      >don't use the item that sets the time to day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What difficulty are you using?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post units

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with a fast pp succ shaman and some filler buffs to go off before the cat hat you should still be able to pull it off when fighting 2 owls. I never bothered making it good enough for 3 but 3 owls is pretty rare anyways, and at that point they only have 2 other units who attack.
      Most of my units could win every fight at this point so just get better at team building.

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If your maiden doesn't have 3 rapports she's not canon
    If your maiden doesn't show up in official art she's not canon
    If your maiden has more than 1 rapport with other males she's not canon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If your maiden has more than 1 rapport with other males she's not canon
      Does any girl actually fill this quota even.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A few of them actually, but I may recall incorrectly
        >The angels
        >Fran
        >Miriam
        >Selvie
        >Hilda
        >Tatiana

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tatiana
          I know she has a rapport with Lex, oddly enough.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Selvie was the best proposal she thinks it's all a prank. It was pretty sweet.

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick does Renault only have one rapport with Alain and Josef, give my dude a break

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only so much conversation topics you can have with a flagellant.

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will always jail Gammel and execute Mandrin.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I jailed Gammel and spared Mandrin because executing him seemed a bit harsh.

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey so you're the big tough defense guy, that's pretty much all that you do.
    >Now let me just introduce 20 new classes that all completely shit on you, can defend themselves and do what you do but better
    >actually you're so shit that we will warn the player not to use you
    What a waste of exp

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My boy came in clutch in the final level thanks to the stage damage mitigation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On the plus side, they make the best town guards. They really look the part on the overworld.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He came to good use in Bastorias for me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >actually you're so shit that we will warn the player not to use you
      When did that happen?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >”Your orders my liege?”
      >”I am your shield!”

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took me all afternoon but I cleared the entire colosseum at level 20 after finishing Drakenhold. I have done no quests in Elfheim.
    Apparently Amalia turns into some turbo giga possessed c**t afterward so now I have to come up with a strat for that.
    Did anyone else clear this at low level? How did you deal with her? The only thing so far that appears to work is hitting her with minus -ap and -pp and burn damage but even though she doesn't wipe me I don't do enough to damage to get the win.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hitting her with minus -ap and -pp
      That is what I did, but I was at level 28.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thief upfront with steal pp, anything you have at the back that helps to steal pp.
      Once her pp is all gone the fight is over, she can't touch your thief and you can wear her down slowly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you can just dragoon dive with cat hat and freeze for that fight.
      If you mean the second half a single thief can solo her if he lands the pp steal past her block rate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did it around level 20, just use Passive Steal on her and it's basically free. If you're still too low on health by the end then just make sure you've got some heals.

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at these fricking things, they're literally raping ALL of my units. No unit I have can stand up to these fricking foxes and they move at lightspeed and make it impossible to get to the fortress that's spawning them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro? Your Reins? Hilda should be able to 1hko that front row.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She has reins.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell her to prioritize the front row.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wait why IS this unit getting mauled.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The foxes have a listed ~43 initiative but get an unlisted bonus at night so they probably outspeed the team and kill whoever has the cat hood

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >meme dive
          Remove that stupid warrior medallion as well and give her a monocle to snipe those b***hes

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She has reins..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use Swordmasters against Scouts to instantly kill two of them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are like scouts. try using curses or items to lower their evasion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >level 24 Hodrick
      Yeah, I can feel his health bar depleting without playing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put guard seal immunity on hodrick and get a ranger out there to truestrike their foxy pussies. Also I'd put Liza in the front row because she has a greatshield (I ran a very similar team).

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are like scouts. try using curses or items to lower their evasion

        I don't understand why they can survive a dragoon drive. I'm done with this game, the difficulty is just ramping way past what I'm comfortable with.

        Tell her to prioritize the front row.

        With an attack that hits everyone on the screen?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This kills the fox.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they're literally raping ALL of my units.
      anon....

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie just give hodrick the guard seal and passive seal amulets and he permatanks werefoxes. the whole reason they're punching through him is because they guard seal and passive seal him and their attack is a column attack so your dumbass elf mutt gets reamed before she can cure that shit. all you have to do to deal with these b***hes is give a row attacker truestrike or just make a hodrick, josef, mandrin, rolf squad to clean them up without having to dedicate a 5 man squad to these fodder enemies.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That too. There's a Nocturnal Guard great shield and passive/guard seal immunity acessories. If Leggionaire doesn't get passive/guard seal he never gets hit by Weakness Hunter so he's literally immortal to foxes.
        The truth is there's just so much shit that counters that it's beyond me how someone could have trouble with it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >get amulets to cleanse guard/passive seal and every status effect otherwise
        >shops sell anti-beast shields and axes
        >foxes are thieves that dont remove your ap/pp meaning any unit can happily facetank their bullshit and doubly so if its an empty column
        >made of glass and only ever a threat at night when their stats get boosted, but still crumple to passive curse from druid and truestrike in any form
        >some moron on not even the highest difficulty is being filtered by stacks of thieves with lances
        i dont geddit

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat the game, I haven't felt sad a game ended since I think when Persona 4 originally released. I think I'll try an only male unit true zenorian run, the biggest issue will be healers I think.

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dragoon dive abusers getting filtered
    >game is suddenly not too easy anymore
    love to see it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been saying it's way too hard since before I got dragoon dive.

      I've been stuck on this mission for the entire weekend. It's just not doable, almost 18 hours on this shit fricking game wasted. Glad it sold like shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Went through this mission with my MEN Bryce and Hodrick blocking the shit out of the furries in their respective units.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You got to Bastorias in just 18 hours?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I spend 18 hours trying to clear that mission.

          Never played the game at all. Just saying it's too hard. I guess you have to be a progammer and keep an excel sheet open at every turn to figure out how to win.

          Never blamed*

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Live footage of an brainlet getting filtered by the smallest amount of difficulty and not accepting the solution when given to him
        Just hit up a grind spot dude

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's okay little buddy. You can do it. Just make the numbers go in the right directions.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >18 hour
        How are you in the snow area in 18 hours? I'm at 20 hours, I haven't finished Drakenhold, and still have all of Elf land to do.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but you can reach it via port in Drakenhold.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve learned the hard way to not rely too much on Dragoon Dive especially in the Coliseum

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When do I unlock the arena?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Halfway through Drakenhold

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I recruit a druid? The northern cornia maps are fricking me up, and they have druids.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eastern-most Cornia is where the Druid character is. If you mean generics, no idea.

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moron gets filtered by a mission
    >blame the game
    didnt know DSP played strategy games

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never played the game at all. Just saying it's too hard. I guess you have to be a progammer and keep an excel sheet open at every turn to figure out how to win.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Silvered weapons? Anti beast shields? Day/night flowers? I believe in you.

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please post your Alains. I think this setup is insane, but I'm curious to see what other anons have come up with. I'll also be posting my Yahna out of pride in a bit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm almost done with the beast continent.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a warrior use row smash with freeze then alain spins twice. Everyone else is for moral support
      also this picture is wrong and the cat hat is is on chloe and the warrior has a lens for eagle eye. I'm too lazy to make a new picture though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was experimenting with the white cat ear hood earlier as well, it's extremely strong when used with Alain's spinning edge, or any row attack in general. I'm curious why people seem to think it's best used for charge attacks instead of just letting a unit make 2 attacks back to back. Then again, I don't have the millenium scepter yet, so maybe it's better with Trinity Rain than it was with Dragoon Dive.
        Where did you get those Sacral weapons and that Sniper's Amber Lens, by the way?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sacral weapons are story related from visiting each shrine after finished albion. So pretty much just for the final missions.
          There's 2 amber lens in the game. I forget where the first one was but the second can be bought in albion.

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She truly is best girl in every way. Alain was doomed to repeat his grandpa's mistake the second he found her in that swamp.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Thorn Staff
      I honestly forgot that thing exists. Mages have pretty low HP in general but in a team with Alain, then all they have to worry about would be ranged support shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's worth it for 2 reasons. Reason number A) The only other staff that gives +1PP is, to my knowledge, the dragonbone staff, and that has an initiative malus, which is awful. Reason number B), I have it set up so Alain will always protect her if she gets attacked.
        Ranged assists are still a pain, though. If I find another staff with +1PP and a different malus, I'll swap the Thorn staff out for it immediately.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bastorias has +pp weapons for -guard% and albion has +pp for -crit%

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Scarlett is saved and I have shitload of liberation quests in Cornia. I will recruit Teranul before going to Drakonhold.

    TZ diff, fcorse.

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i mean he is getting filtered by objectively unfair bullshit to be fair

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's unfair about it? You get units to deal with the whole debuff bullshit in Elfheim.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the initiative bonus should be listed and shown on their stats. i had no idea what was going on until i somehow found out they were going faster than it said on their sheet

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro the game literally has an npc say some shit like "us bestrals are stronger at night"
          do you not read tooltips or even examine what the enemies youre fighting do? are you genuinely this stupid or is it bait?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tell me how you knew exactly how much initiative foxes gain without looking it up then? the exact numbers are extremely important.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good point, the game does repeat itself a lot by saying furries become stronger at night time and it should be shown in their stat screens.

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have Yahna in a team with Hilda and Fran. I want Yahna to use Magick Conferral on Fran, not Hilda. However, Hilda goes before Fran, so no matter how I set up my gambits, Yahna spends a PP on Hilda.
    Is there a way to restrict it to Fran via gambits? I want to avoid putting either in the front row if possible.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Compare the statlines between Fran and Hilda. Check what is lower or higher on Fran. Pick one of those with the "highest/lowest stat" in addition with Flying.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This doesn't work because Magick Conferral is a reaction ability, so when Hilda goes, it triggers "Ally is attacking", Magick Conferral then uses that gambit to check which has the highest stat. But because there's only one target, it casts it on Hilda anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boost Fran's initiative so she goes first.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is probably my only choice, yeah.

        Why the hell is Hilda in the back row? She's a dodge tanker and can easily block attacks with her skills.

        Lex in front, Hilda/Yahna/Fran in back.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a quick way to get Lex incapacitated.
          You got a bulky dodge tanker in the back row. Move it up front and set the targetting for you spell to back row. It's a real easy fix.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the hell is Hilda in the back row? She's a dodge tanker and can easily block attacks with her skills.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can always use the Full Column binary condition to decide who gets affected by what. Place Fran off in her own column by herself and put someone behind Hilda. Full Column is one of the most powerful conditionals, I use it for so many different skills.

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >units have six spots
    >can only have five members

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Think I can kill him because the game says I can
    >There's a tower in range
    >Lose
    Frick this game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Send a flying unit to take out towers. Or use the item that negates assists.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just use that item that prevents assists

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro bring some magic damage or guard seal to crunch the bears.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every single unit is dead. I basically have to throw endless units at the boss until the scraps that survive get over to the boss. Already used up my item limit getting there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't take out any mages or archers in towers before taking on the boss.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have units left.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay a question. How many total units do you have? Have you unlocked all the slots you can? Are you going around the side path like Fran advised? Have you built your teams to specifically counter what you're facing? HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LOWERING THE DIFFICULTY?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      While I do think it's dumb that the game doesn't factor in assist damage in the battle preview until it's too late to do anything about it, the lesson this teaches should be pretty obvious: be aware of any nearby ranged units and either kill them first or be prepared to negate the assist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can taunt enemies out of towers/balista/catapults. Use a bell if you don't have the skill.

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there only one half elf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coomer game???

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't win, you know.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes X2

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry Nina... you're great and I like you but... it just kinda dawned on me that Mordon is the closest thing there is in the game to a dwarf.

    And no fantasy party is complete without a dwarf.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best drinking bro.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best drinking bro.

      And a loyal husband!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no angel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Scarlett is right there?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the pope doesn't count as an angel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Human Male (Protagonist)
      >Human Female (Love Interest)
      >Elf
      >Dwarf
      >The party's dog

      Soul.

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well I got close but I can't do it. This is too demanding. Way, way harder than any conquest lunatic map. Vanillaware definitely took notes from the harder difficulties in FE when they designed this shit. I'll go back to another game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use your items. Do you not have any revives or camping sets?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm out. It's just not really fun how hard this is. They lost all restraint at this point and just decided to say frick it. IMO the fox units should not be on the map
        >60 intiative
        >immune to all sources of damage
        >200+ damage, unguardable damage in a column x3 every round
        >backed up by 2x landsknecht using grand cross because why not lmao
        >at least a dozen of these units on the map
        Yeah frick off.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What difficulty are you playing? I played on tactical and never had anywhere near as hard of time as you are. I've always had an abundance of items and only ever lost a unit once. I doubt hard mode is that much more punishing.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not even my overpowered cavalry squad that cleared the entire arena can deal with these foxes.By far and away the single strongest unit combination in the game. I'm done, this is poorly designed. Get some perspective if you unironically think this game is too easy. Fricking hell.

            Expert.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >send a half dead unit at a bunch of furry thieves
              >wtf why am i dying

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The worst part is every attempt takes like 3 hours because every single movement has to be pixel perfect or you immediately lose. Started this attempt at 10PM and it's now 1AM

                moron I had nothing left, that unit got butchered. The foxes have no counterplay.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bro, your elves, clerics, hoplites, shamans and fencers?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The foxes have no counterplay.
                Yeah, it's impossible to go faster than then and kill them before they attack...haha...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Swordmaster frontline + debuff curer.
                I use leah with bandit sword + dragonbone sword + lucky coin + evasion cloak. Most enemies have a 1% chance to hit her and if they do, she parries.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you on about, Reimann's map is one of the easiest bastorias maps. Just use true strike skills against the foxes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude I literally just ran my teams up the side like Fran said and slapped the warlock in the face.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How the hell is it taking you 3 hours to do a battle? Are you moronic?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >every single movement has to be pixel perfect or you immediately lose
                Bro, just target things.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh wait, it's the moron from the other day who couldn't do the Elheim mission.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe drop the difficulty? Surely it won't wound your gamer pride too much to do so for one mission...

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              GIVE YOUR CAVALRY TRUE STRIKE moron

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did give them true strike.

                Bro, your elves, clerics, hoplites, shamans and fencers?

                I use all of those units except for swordmasters, they're all pretty worthless vs foxes. Shamans especially get completely hardcountered because even after cursed swamp they're still at 50+ initiative which means everyone gets raped before they get a chance to do anything.

                Behold, my MVP squad that deletes the shit out of any dodgeBlack person.

                I tried something like this but hoplites just get raped by the poison.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have you considered making your Hops immune to poison for the low, low cost of -1 Lapis pendant equipped

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I did give them true strike
                Yet there's 3 foxes alive and a Sellsword (who does not defend them in any way) in the back with full health. How? How did that particular situation come to be?

                Explain it to me.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They outran them and killed my cav with truestrike before they got to act.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He lost the initiative check in a squad with Gilbert
                You're doing something really wrong.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i think that anon is moronic but some of you need to actually try fighting those fox squads at night.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >try fighting those fox squads at night.
                Don't actually do this. That's the secret.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, i agree. but this guy is getting raped, probably doesn't have the item that changes the time of day either. those fox units are really, really juiced up during the night and theres a lot of them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rolf deletes an entire row at the start because of his high initiative.
                The foxes shouldn't even get a chance to attack.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not that anon but theres absolutely no way your rolf has higher initiative than those werefoxes unless you triple stacked feathers on him which is a thing i guess?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gilbert has the highest initiative and he gives +20 to the entire team at the start of battle.
                That's how you outspeed the foxes.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you still playing on expert if you hate the game being hard on you at all so much?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Behold, my MVP squad that deletes the shit out of any dodgeBlack person.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I would love to give you an advice, but I am anon who beat the game on Expert without raising unit's number to 4 so I think that might be too advanced.

              You DO use allies who can revive with Valor skill, right?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you the guy who bragged about using only three squads when that's easy because you can just funnel your best units into three deathballs and rush the seize point?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.
                So if that's easy, then why aren't you copying my stlye, instead of crying how the game is impossible?

                Btw, 3 Units is just a small part of my challenge run.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Crying about the game being impossible
                Not that anon but keep larping about being good though.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where in the manual the game says I have to use more than 15 members?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're doing a disservice to ESLs everywhere with this behavior

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Behaviour.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This kills the fox.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                B-but they are so fast! How could she defeat them in initiative, at night no less!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Seems like you’re just bum rushing instead of carefully crafting a squad to deal with a certain unit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got half the time left.
      Go heal the frick up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >way harder than conquest lunatic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something about this boss's stupid hair combined with your exaggerated, flabbergasted reaction to everything is getting to me. Baiting or not, your posts always entertain me, Maddeninganon

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this one of our Elves?

    [...]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rosalinde!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      Can't tell which one without color though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god why are big areolas so hot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Big areolas in big breasts = Maximum boner
        Big areolas in small breasts = Boner tragically murdered, killer still at loose

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Big areolas in big breasts = Maximum boner
        Big areolas in small breasts = Boner tragically murdered, killer still at loose

        Also, long nipples are always hot. Same with inverted nipples

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how bad is the localization?

    seems that the localization tried to "fancify" the text without proper characterization based on the demo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine. Purist weeaboos need to off themselves.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just play in Japanese.
      t. playing in japanese

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd recommend actually listening to the voice over before you pass judgement.
      Beaumont's delivery on that line is pretty phenomenal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does you being here mean DD2 threads are safe yet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright, my only problem with the english translation is the fricking dub. You either get really average voice acting or trannies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They definitely fluff the shit out of it but more often than not the meaning itself remains intact. Nothing in that image is "wrong", they just reinforce the character's personality through his dialogue by changing how he speaks. It's a classic shortcut when you can't rely on good direction to get the VAs to give the character life solely through their performance. Which is unfortunate because it's not really necessary, most of the English VAs do a pretty good job in my experience.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They make it so flowery and often add elements that are unnecessary.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You would have gouged your eyes out had you been alive when WotL dropped

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a frick, just play the damn game, you’re starting to sound like those FEtards who were upset they couldn’t romance a minor.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The mustache man's flavor text isn't that bad. Your example, however, fundamentally changes the interaction and is troony behavior to defend

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Final battle (true)
    >Hype music, everything hints to it being a victory lap
    >Click Baltro
    >My Alain unit takes 2160 damage
    >Assume Scarlett's new skill should help against the AoE oneshot but she refuses to use it
    >Decide to bruteforce it anyways
    >Struggle to kill him about half an hour later without ever understanding what's going on
    >While watching the credits it dawns on me that maybe she runs out of PP by the time he uses it
    >Reload, set her other passives to only activate at 2+ PP
    >Kill him in 2 quick battles

    I am actually braindead.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As is so often the case in life, anon, the ease or difficulty of any particular task depends largely on your ability to manage your PP.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>pic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why you should actually watch battles instead of skipping them when your units are dying.

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beating missions ASAP gives way more points than thoroughly defeating and capturing everything
    >just start bumrushing the boss with my strongest unit every mission
    >end up beating one of the little town recapture missions in one second
    I kinda wish the game put more value in clearing out the map, it feels so silly that this is the optimal way to do things. Especially since you can just free up a slot on your beefiest unit and grind characters up one at a time with Rookie Egg + Chloe's Charm, so there isn't even a give-and-take where you sacrifice EXP for Renown.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese Strategy games always care about clear time more. Look at Valkyrie Chronciles, mission completion rank is entirely tied to number of turns.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick Valkyria Chronicles, every map boils down to "deploy 1-3 scouts and rush down objective". Shit is super lame.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is a mod on the steam forums that ups the turn requirements by 2.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          UO sadly often feels like that in some maps and endgame, replace Scout with Cavalry.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We ride.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WE STRIVE TOGETHER.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Play VC4. Scouts are much weaker and frailer than they were in VC1.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is good design in strategy games. Routing shouldn't be promoted, you'd know this considering the game you posted a picture from.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there ever any quest that has side rewards, either sparklies or a reward for taking a capture point, that is actually worth full clearing for? Or is it really always just bum rush the boss and win?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the Hilda recruit mission gives you 50 more renown if you explore the ruins
        the coliseum defense mission has 2 mirror item pickups
        I didn't manage to find anything else

        They should have placed some carnelian pendants in out of the way outposts to encourage you to do it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Time is the most important thing but that doesn't mean garrisons don't matter. If you can clear the game in the same amount of time but in such a way that you capture more buildings, then you'll have a higher overall score.

  107. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good team for Soldier / Sergeant? I can't seem to get Chloe to work. Do I need specific gear?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gear helps. There's lots of options imo. Anything that leans onto offense works great. Elven archers are good since they also hit the backline. You can also set first aid to target only elves and get a group heal at the end of every battle (provided you both have pp.) Double soldier is also hilarious. Breakers are also a safe bet since they don't get cucked by guard.

      I'd recommend thief (frontline) soldier, breaker, elven archer with the breaker behind the thief.

  108. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game features evil rats
    Just missing the pig- and snakemen.

  109. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do I search to find Jap art?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You pray to god, then search ユニコーンオーバーロード on twitter and hope you find anything

  110. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    official JP popularity poll when???
    those are always prime shitposting material

  111. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I counter a stove?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No dotards allowed

  112. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Save the world
    >Get 1 (uno) AP
    T-thanks

  113. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That magellan and Liza rapport where he outright says he would've killed himself had he killed her while possessed
    >That Aubin and Liza rapport where she makes a necklace out of some rock Aubin gifted her
    The desert gang is a nice team.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The desert bros are total bros and as far as I'm concerned they're Alain's second home.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love my desert squad and if I wasn't marrying the half-elf I would court Liza just to gentrify their territory

  114. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm getting burnt out of the game. The coliseum was fun for a bit until i got stuck against enemies that out leveled me. And then it's back to steamrolling the overworld battles with while spaming fast forward and skip. The game difficulty took a dive around rank B.

  115. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit this game is amazing. I’m doing the Alcina boss fight and literally every character related to her has special battle dialogue. Pure kino

  116. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hard counter to foxes are swordmasters and hunters.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's alain with true strike but we aren't ready for this conversation

  117. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are replying to me. All other anons in this thread are safe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for your service.
        o7

  118. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bow/magic fliers when?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get flying bows in albion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, your featherbows and featerstaffs?

  119. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who's your ? he can't obey if you don't direct it at him.
      and you shouldn't tell people to kts anyways

  120. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I decided to give it another shot, added a breaker instead of Rex like people suggested and now I can't kill shit anymore. God I fricking hate this game it's too complex.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >breaker up front

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shield unit in the back row
      >Defenseless hammertard up front
      What's your game?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's pretty normal and what people suggested him here earlier lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thats pretty normal
          its not
          >and what people suggested me- i mean him
          it isnt

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you lying, even a total moron wouldn't do that, stop bullshititng

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You, the moron and the other wiener gobbling homosexual who suggested this should do a flip.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick can you not kill with Nina, she's a monster.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia/Berenice
      Nina/Radiant Knight/Filler
      Done. I don't know how you could frick up a basic b***h counter team.

  121. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have to wait 300 seconds to make a new thread
    It's over. Someone else do it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >300 Seconds

      Why the frick is this even a thing?

      People complained about Poster count being removed but 300 long seconds for a new thread is bonkers and takes longer to pass than you think, Probably a pathetic attempt to stop bot threads or something, that’s my guess.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vidya butt buck broke the moderation team.

  122. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, if you used fliers, you did not beat the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hastened call
      >goes straight to enemy command post
      Sorry sweary

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't use hastened call on a 5-flier unit, park them next to the enemy command post and then use a witch to teleport your alain unit over to the boss immediately
        it's like you guys didn't even play the game
        and that's not even getting in to the shenanigans you can do once you get eltolinde and rosalinde

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People (if I can call them that) don't actually play this way, right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bastened Call Bro

        I do the same too at the start of every stage

  123. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're really hardstuck on a fox squad just use your valor skills.
    They have no HP so 2 arrow rains would kill them.

  124. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Femanons add me on discord : sodaashen
    especially if you are into anime,vidya, e-girls, artistic and creative hobbies, castlevania disgaea smt yuuka meiling patchouli shion yuugii from touhou /m/ shows pokemon fate digimon kemono girls megaman monster hunter FU fire emblem final fantasy the 4 heroes of light bravely default, SFM animations females from the DoA games final the rwby anime and many things

  125. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    🙂

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine that little girl's revenge arc if Alain killed him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

      [...]
      And a loyal husband!

  126. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    posting in these threads has been a real pleasure
    I only have bastorias and albion left, and I don't want the game to end.
    Maybe I'll get all my favourite units to level 50 before I finish the game

  127. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get it. This is a trinity rain setup with initiative out of the ass. I give up, these fox units aren't beatable and I don't have the patience to slowly move all my units through that upper route again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Win fight
      >Complain

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see

      homie just give hodrick the guard seal and passive seal amulets and he permatanks werefoxes. the whole reason they're punching through him is because they guard seal and passive seal him and their attack is a column attack so your dumbass elf mutt gets reamed before she can cure that shit. all you have to do to deal with these b***hes is give a row attacker truestrike or just make a hodrick, josef, mandrin, rolf squad to clean them up without having to dedicate a 5 man squad to these fodder enemies.

      fricking moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cav backrow
      >infantry front row
      2 units could take this out, unironically
      Your squads are just pure filler

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BRO USE HUNTERS AND SWORDMASTERS BRO. NOBODY ON THAT TEAM CAN HIT THEM BRO. USE TRUESTRIKE BRO. BRING A DEBUFF CLEANSE BRO THEY DO INCREASED DAMAGE TO POISONED ENEMIES BRO. ITS NOT THAT HARD BRO YOU'RE LITERALLY NOT COUNTERING THEM IS THE PROBLEM BRO.

      Also, why are you sending a single unit up the side by themself? Just use an aoe haste item if you're so impatient that you can't wait for your guys to walk normally.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ARCHERS LITERALLY HAVE A ROW ATTACK AND TRUESTRIKE BUILT IN! WHY IS THIS HARD FOR YOU TO GRASP?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Swap Yahna with Dinah and set bear protect to front row only.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is your fox accomplishing if it's a trinity rain team? Honest.

  128. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that we are also on /vg/... erh /vg/? Was /vwg/ already taken?

  129. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know, I know everyone wishes the game was more challenging, but I do have to commend that it really does try to force you to understand its systems.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has "positive complexity," for lack of a more suitable term, but not so much "negative complexity". Sure, you can choose to engage minimally with it and coast by on its inherent leniency, but there's some satisfaction in taking it fairly on its terms. Beating Amalia underleveled without a rogue feels pretty rewarding.

  130. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy actually ended up being pretty interesting if you go through his rapports. Obviously not a major character nor did he have a lot of story, but he definitely had some depths to him that you wouldn't have expected from how the game presents him to you in his introduction and recruitment/execution scene.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was actually about to hit the tavern to up this guy's rapports and see what's his deal for good.

  131. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally at the point where I have more than enough tools to beat the colosseum
    >too much of a pain to change units, tactics and equipment around to do it
    god I wish we could save loadout presets

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *