Unicorn Overlord

Canonically, it makes sense to marry your cousin.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      viable?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You think so?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No tank. Unless you out-initiative the enemy you're going to have a bad time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >male elf fencer hunters

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >male elf fencer
        What do they look like? I don't have the game.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He fricks b***hes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally made for tight human pussy

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    then why is she dreaming about another man
    checkmate, atheists

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Virginia qualify as an Oedpius complex fetish for Alain?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leah!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flattie!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's not even flat and that's what makes it worse

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it's better.
          Frick everything needing to be either extreme, Leah, Fran and the elf twins are peak.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not about being extreme, it's about the shape. The swordmaster's outfit suits flatties a lot better than half-assed small breasts. Same reason why the elf twins are peak as you said and why elven fencers are disgusting but griphon b***hes are great

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Leah BTFO

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're not flat though, you can clearly see the outline of their breasts. They may not be as BIG as say a Griffon Knight or Scarlett though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you disable the character's heraldry from appearing like this?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it only shows up on the chest when they're promoted.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only the promoted class has heraldry up front.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Politically, it makes sense to marry a bestral.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't have babies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Says you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [citation needed]

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Give me a single example of a half furry in the entire game then.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yunifi

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She's transformed from her bestrial form, not a halfbreed.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [citation needed]
                also nothing in the game states that human/bestral won't result into a human or bestral

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >citation needed

                Literally at the end of the Bastoria campaign when Yunifi talks with Morard

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                only Morard is directly confirmed
                And in dialogue later it's said that it MIGHT be a way to turn him back, you would think that if Yunifi remembered the transformation process then she would say it's definitely a way

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The burden of proof lies with you. Can you prove there's no skyrim logic involved?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Snow foxes bear up to 15 pups per litter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of all the humans and elves and angels available, you chose to be a dogfricker?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This racist forest dog got 3 rapports and is fricking a Super hot prince and basically, you are fricking stupid
          >click here to find out how!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if it stands on two legs, has boobs, and passes the harkness test, yes it's a candidate even if it's covered in fur

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *foxfricker

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even if that was true (its not) it makes more sense to go with owl than the forest dog

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ramona friendzones you and cannot bear your children.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Owl still holds more political power than captain forest dog, basically being the queen/leader of them.

          At least the dog has a chance to be born normally.
          Alain is going to be laughed out of his own Kingdom when the various nobles all come to his baby shower to find out they are celebrating an egg.

          wouldn't be a baby shower b/c those two wouldn't even attempt to frick.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least the dog has a chance to be born normally.
        Alain is going to be laughed out of his own Kingdom when the various nobles all come to his baby shower to find out they are celebrating an egg.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      politically, it makes sense to marry an angel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I salute thy fellow BestralChad!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thread furry is also the nazi homosexual

        classic stereotype

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he isn't a nazi
          are you fricking moronic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Politically the only people you should consider marrying are Rosalinde, Eltolinde, Ramona, Scarlett. Maybe even Yahna since she has strong ties with Elheim

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no Virginia

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You get Drakenhold as a political ally by *not* marrying her. She's a massive opportunity cost.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Virgina is already Cornian, royalty, there's no additional strengthening of ties to a foreign nation marrying her

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about Gilbert?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought Gilbert was a girl looking at the cover artwork of the game, Aramis too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yunifi counts seeing as how she's the daughter of the original Bastorian king

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yunifi > Ramona, she’s the adopted daughter of the new king and true daughter of the old lion king

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah.
        Virginia is solid because she has far more knowledge of how a Cornian royal should act. Traditions and what have you that should be followed. And given that she's already a royal in the family, albiet distant enough to breed with for their liking, that the remaining noble houses won't get all pissy about the king ignoring their daughters.
        Rosalinde and Eltolinde are solid because they're royalty and help bridge the gap in human and elf relations, and if the royal heir is born from a human and an elf, half-elves will be more accepted.
        Yunifi is an actual princess that Alain can produce offspring with while also technically being a Bestral herself, strengthening the bond with Bastorias.
        Scarlett is much the same only strengthening relations with Albion and it scores major points with religious types because their royal family will now also produce the next generations of Pontifax.
        And Yahna, despite not really benefiting as much politically from the onset, has an entire lifetime of experience dealing with magic, the court, political dealings, and is incredibly learned about the kingdom and it's dealings and history.

        Those 6 women are the best possible option for queen if you want to max out your political game.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game gives me 1 hunter
    >thanks game but i would like a couple more bow users
    >gets 34 elven archers
    t-thanks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just hire more generics

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i did do that for a while but thats no fun

        You didnt execute the church robber right?

        no i hoard characters

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get more hunters later on.
      Did you just skip Drakenhold?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he means uniques

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didnt execute the church robber right?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not even the scarlett thread wins
    Scarlettsisters, we are so fricking finished

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eltolinde rapport 3 can be done BEFORE Alcina's stage
    That is like 15 minutes after being rescued, and you people say Rosalinde is the thirsty one, not even Scarlett is this early.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Amalia sticks around to be queen
    I'm gonna put so many babies in that big b***h.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your sons will be bigger than her.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So it's canon that Gerard and Alcina had sex and that the Unicorn killed him in revenge?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The unicorn is an incel

      That's why he hates harems tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The unicorn is an incel

      That's why he hates harems tbh

      If you want to bang witches without consequences, you'll have to marry them first.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >marrying your witch
        Do Cornians really?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're asking for it going around dressed like this. I MUST marry them

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    King Gordon child trading minigame dlc now!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was he based or cringe?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should’ve been given the option to execute this goofy looking mfer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you can't recruit
      Feelsbad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me your secrets.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make him guard the very same place where he was picking up children
      It's like hiring an arsonist to work as a security guard in a fireworks factory.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Child safety tips from a former child predator

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        government agencies hire criminals all the time

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The emperor is dead
    Now we kill the king

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven’t made it that far but if I get the option to behead that smarmy homosexual I certainly will

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gammel? You have a new job.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, this is redemption route Gammel. He is Alain's strongest soldier.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So he'd do anything for Alain.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I interpreted his ending as wanting democracy/collective rule specifically for the knights' order in Cornia, not for the kingdom itself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's how it starts, a finger, than a hand, then an arm and before you know it you end up with women's rights.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rich family
      >owns land
      >talks about the people

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a hypocrite, like all marxists

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        George Washington was the richest man in Virginia.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unsurprisingly, people with money and power are usually the ones who are actually able to bring about social change

        He’s a hypocrite, like all marxists

        moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >people with money and power
          it's genetics tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rich family
      >owns land
      >talks about the people

      >ask if the revolution is bourgeois or proletarian
      >he laughs and says "it's a good revolution sir"
      >look at revolution
      >it's bourgeois

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rich family
        >owns land
        >talks about the people

        >Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de la La Fayette, Marquis de La Fayette

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's funny how little of even recent history these reactionary gays know of

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Court sorceress will give you magic handjobs out and during your daily routine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hot

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Endless half elf heirs! Never dry wombs!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >image says "do not reupload"
      why'd you do it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >marry an elf
      >she becomes queen reagent
      >produces you male heirs
      >you die while she is still physically barely 26
      >your children age slowly but not as slowly as full elves
      >she outlives all of the heirs she bore you
      >she remains queen reagent for all time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Queen regents don't get to stay queen if their heirs die. Good job handing Cornia to Darkenhold.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or she can just step down from the throne?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't fricking stop thinking about Nina even after I finished Unicorn Overlord, I would tell my friends to build meme teams centered around abusing enrage and Nina demolishing with row smash whenever I get the chance

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made three different squads for each unique Breaker you can get.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea how to build teams so this is what I did.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nina instead of Mordon
      kill all waifuBlack folk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up slur spouter

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >whole week since virginia got cute non lewd fanart where she's the only focus
    I'm just sad. Meanwhile Scarlett, elves, Melisandre and Yahna get all that nice art.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried having good taste?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >none of this would have happened if only the unicorn had let Gerard tap that hag hip wiggle

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based, lots of incest stories I’ve read on /b/ mostly involved Cousins

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think after Dinah became queen it started a trend? You know, between the human men of Cornia and Drakenhold and the beastrals of Bestorias?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i mean... given the dinah ending saying that they were so welcoming of her being their queen, it wouldn't surprise me.
      You gotta take into consideration that cornia/fantasy land aren't subjected to the whole furry madness of our world. Bestrals are just another exotic fantasy race to them like the elves and angels

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >furry madness of our world
        people wanted to frick animals thousands of years before invasive israelite demonic psyop started

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You gotta take into consideration that cornia/fantasy land aren't subjected to the whole furry madness of our world. Bestrals are just another exotic fantasy race to them like the elves and angels
        Sure but once the people saw King Alain, God Among Men, with his cute furry wife they probably just thought "...Damn".

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, Alain is a trendsetter

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Alain marries a furry
        >"This is fine, good for the king and I like this new queen."
        >Alain marries someone from Drakenhold
        >"THAT'S FRICKING DISGUSTING SHE WILL NEVER BE MY QUEEN"

        what's wrong with my qt wife Liza?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's from, may the unicorn forgive me for uttering this word, dra*enhold

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All of cornia saw a furry girl as queen and went like this

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          at least they warm up with Liza later, meanwhile Berengaria lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Humans can be most cruel towards other humans.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fodoquia doesn't fricking block or dodge anything on sacrifice I thought that was the point. How the frick do I use feathershields?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're the ultimate anti-magic class.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On paper probably but Sainted Knights do the job better while also having other buffs and a heal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think it's called sacrifice? The point of that skill is to never run out of pp. Just set an hp condition to not let him die.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This image looks like it's partly cut off...

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do witches do the wiggle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mating dance until they find the appropriate husband

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    making my wife a viable damage unit!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >squad with alain
      you didnt beat the game

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's Alain's wife so they need to be on the same team. simple as

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is there a point to marrying someone? Does it affect the game's end in any way?
    If there is, I don't mind spoilers. Literally did everything but the game's final mission.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't get the good ending without marrying someone. You'll also get 2 very good accessories.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You automatically get the bad ending unless you choose a maiden

        How many endings are there anyway. I'm guessing 2?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's text endings so there's a unique scene for every girl you choose as your maiden

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't giving the ring to somebody mandatory?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's mandatory if you want the option to fight the true final boss and get the true ending, but you can get the shitty ending even without giving the ring and powering it up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You automatically get the bad ending unless you choose a maiden

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't get the good ending without marrying someone. You'll also get 2 very good accessories.

        Are there different trophies for the endings?
        Should one make a different save to get them all?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >trophies

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No trophies for endings

          >trophies

          Can nintendo gays keep their seething out of the thread pls

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Achievement hunters get the rope.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You get all ending trophies by just doing the true end. There is nothing for the bad end other than archive entries you dont even need to the max archive trophy.

            Nice, thank you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You get all ending trophies by just doing the true end. There is nothing for the bad end other than archive entries you dont even need to the max archive trophy.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is everything okay my lord Alain?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know where to find the ai art some anon posted in previous threads

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone give this guy a podcast

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably just upset how his mom didn't tell him how they're just magic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rolf, pull up that archive entry about men raised by single mothers

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be Lex
    >exist
    >never die
    >teammates never die
    >cuck Griffons and Wyverns
    >win the war
    >go on journey to become the strongest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >never die
      vanguards crumple the second they are off arrow cuck duty

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that one mission at the gates to Bastoria
        >1 vanguard guy, 3 griffins behind him
        >he just refuses to die
        Admittedly, my teams during that small skirmish were lacking in magic firepower, but that guy earned my respect.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >use magic or anti armor
          >*gmod fart sound*

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The unicorn is based af, Monogamy is the fundamental basis for a stable, well functioning society.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Alain, get down!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DROP THAT Black person SHE’S HEADING FOR THE PRESIDENT

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But if Alain's the king, who is the president???

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To late, his balls are already drained

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too*

        Dumbass, ESL much?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying forgetting one o isn't a common typo for too
          Clearly you don't seem to know much about the potential errors of the language you claim to be fluent in.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You are already balls empty.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rosalinde runs toward Alain at a high speed
      >Knocks him down and straddles him
      Oh no!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SAY UR FRICKIN PRAYERS ALAIN!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He fricks b***hes.

      Why are dark elves sor thirsty for humans?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They want their kids to be bleached

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine you live for 800 years. to you 1 decade is the equivalent of 1 month for a human
        you spend your days relaxing and wandering serenely through the forest
        here comes this super vivacious, high-energy person who's super driven to get as much done as possible before they die. even the lazy ones have an *urgency* to be lazy. you spend a month meditating next to a pond in a forest and you come back and you see the human has built an entire ass house and is starting to till the field while singing the whole time

        humans are literally "manic pixie dream girls(boys)" for elves. irresistible

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't this the plot of that Frieren anime?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not really, the other two known elves got shit done. Frieren was just told to hide away for the rest of her life.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the other two known elves got shit done
              Who is the second one? The monk? we hardly know anything about him so saying he got things done is a bit much

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whenever this topic comes up, it always turns into some moronic HFY powerfantasy that makes elves look worse.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there really no negative conditions for skills? Can't I set an attack to "not scout"?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is a "no X enemies present" condition

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They should patch that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god I wish so fricking bad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do what the other anon said or depending on whether you want it to use on enemies other than the scouts in the enemy team, then try the lowest evasion

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why couldn't we execute any elves? I wanted to execute elves when I got to the elf land i fricking hate elves

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because we are white.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get to kill elves in the battlefield.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why the game has 0 dwarves.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are the merchants in Drakenhold.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tempers a little short eh?

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    josef

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Canonically it makes sense to literally frick every fertile womb so that there's no chance of the bloodline ever dying out in case anything similar has a chance of happening in the future.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You take that back right NOW

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, I'm getting all the Elven concubines while I frick my cousinwife with childhood friend.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is an edit, right? God, i love chicken and egg so much.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's straight from the artbook.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to turn off a character's heraldry from appearing on their sprite?

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Heraldry background colour can't be changed

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish that they made male and female variants for every generic class.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are for most of them, the issue is they’re spread out and certain forts have certain generics.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Female Housecarls
      >Female Theives
      >Female Hoplites
      >Female Gladiators

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if my heart could take seeing female vikings

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down Aubin

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >class is called viking
          >they come from the desert and are all brown

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and the area with the viking boats is all furries
            what did they mean by this

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WE WUZ VIKANGZ AND SHIEET CORhomie

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SnowBlack person or sandBlack person it's all the same

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >elfBlack person, featherBlack person, snowBlack person, sandBlack person
              what about cornians

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                More like cornrow-ians.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Female Knights
        >Female Female Fighters
        >Female Hunters
        >Female Wizards
        >Female Werewolves
        >Female Werebears
        >Female Featherstaves
        >Female Feathershields
        That's just the missing females. Obviously no one cares about having male variants.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Male priests WHEN?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like the male elfen fencers more than the female ones.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Incredibly homosexual post.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but I agree in that the Males have cooler animations than the girls. If they gave the girls a little flourish before their lightning strike attack then I'd pick them 10/10 times.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also incredibly gay. I bet you like Fran.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She looks dumb. Other girls are much hotter.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what setup should a Radiant Knight have in a Knight stack?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either heal bawd duty, or give them the runic sword and they can whack all the high phy def units like legions for the rest of your pony squad.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Yahna learn how to cure poison because of what happened with Alcina?

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I not rescue scarlett so she becomes norbelle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fix the bridge and go over it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All you have to do is start the final quest for the capital of Cornia. Good luck with a level 40 quest having never left cornia though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Highest level sigil training is in cornia so it's definitely doable. It's probably why not recruiting certain people gives a large amount of divine shards.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is it this works, is the quest itself unchanged or does it just go up until you've defeated Galerius? Is evil Scarlett just a postgame thing that only happens if you go about it this way or does the story somehow continue normally even if you do Unicorn Overlord right away?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Set the game to causal, grind magic circles until renown B, kill the middle gate keeper with promoted Alain, grind the last magic circle until you can beat belly armor man.
      You dont need to set the game to causal if you want to grind a lot more.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >morard is literally just gladiator
    Oh come on, yunifi has a giga strong pursuit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What were they thinking with Morard? He couldn't have anything interesting besides the night buff?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He sucks too.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather the ramona/dinah anons come out of hiding than see any more of this shit tbh.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any modding tools out for this yet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HxD

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://ac-modding.com/ACNH/mods.html#creating-mods
      looking at the switch modding scene, it's extremely primitive
      don't expect anything to be made

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she such a Tsun?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to have the biggest dere you need the biggest tsun
      this is just basic ying-yang b***hes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        truth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keeping up the "I hate humans" act til the very end

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, to be fair, she did sell her friends into slavery (accidentally) and that entire story section has all the villains trying to do the same. I think it's safe to say she hates humans.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't realize she's a midget

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect headpatting height.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ramona is even shorter

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I could've sworn they're two times bigger than that in combat

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because they're hovering. Owls are flying units.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              :O

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, you can't eat our whole daily rations, you fat cow.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine he appetite once she has a baby in the oven

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So the Drakenhold characters worship a “dragon god?”

    Is this like the Allah version of the Unicorn

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unicorn is fantasy Jesus to the Father's fantasy G-d

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chloe's personality simplified

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lex spent his childhood climbing towers and now likes to climb big trees.
      >Always finds equipment up there, somehow

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So blacksmith is all just ATK stats? There isn't an item that secretly changes its effect?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it also affects shield guard rates. I could remember wrong

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How mandatory is Alain for completing the game? I haven't beaten it yet, but I was curious if an all female unit run was possible or if it would get soft locked in some way. Thinking of trying out both an all bros run and an all hoes run once I finish my first file.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't beat the true final boss without him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need him for the final hit on the endgame bosses no matter what. However it's not hard to not use him and just farm him to lvl 40 by that ppoint in game.

        Thanks. When I've done challenge runs for Fire Emblem I normally make exceptions for the lords, so I was expecting that I might have to do the same here.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just do normal shit, like no shopping, colosseum, and divine shard trade.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you cant even beat Aubin's stage with only Chloe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I rarely use alain, he's just a cav tank before he learns spin edge. He's super strong because he has access to holy unicorn sword, but you can live without him.
      I spent too much time fiddling with the elf twins so I kinda forgot about him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need him for the final hit on the endgame bosses no matter what. However it's not hard to not use him and just farm him to lvl 40 by that ppoint in game.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not marrying her because she's my cousin, I'm marrying her because she looks like my mom.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a guy yesterday who complained how he spent 3 hours on 1 mission and wasn't able to beat it. I wonder where he is...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He probably still hasn’t beaten it

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alain - The Unicorn Ogrelord.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I stack cavaliers in one unit to get more use from knight pursuit and cavalier call, or should I spread them out since they're generally strong attackers?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stacking knights led by a radiant knight kills 90% of any encounter, until they just stop doing that in Bastoria, where they are still very useful at sniping siege weapons and towers thanks to their speed.
      It kinda feels cheating at times, but it's also very fun.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Clive
      >Renault
      >Miriam
      >Gilbert
      >Yahna
      Best I've put together, even deals with Albion units that are expected to counter it.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >maiden and unicorn
    The maiden clearly wanted horse dick, so the Cornian lineage with the unicorn symbol canonically has the biggest schlong
    Now imagine Alain pounding the maiden's brains out on their bridal night
    The girl's brain has turned to mush, but Alain, dense as he is, just wonders if he's doing it right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her entire life she has been bigger and stronger than every man and woman she’s ever met
      >she revels in this and wants to be the strongest, fiercest being alive and conquer everyone before her
      >Alain beats her and measures up to her standards, warning enough respect so she decides to lay with him
      >she is never impressed with her lovers
      >Alain pulls out his massive birthright
      >Her jaw drops to the floor as she stares at his giant unicorn overlord
      >she is brought to heel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only one rapport with alain
        what the hell vw?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's so big that they could only fit 1 rapport in

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They probably intended for her to be recruited very late in the game and not cheesed when your strongest teams are half her level.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you can win legitimately (reducing her health to 0) by around lv30, it is not that far off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I sort of love that she's unironically wearing the powerlimiting chuuni eyepatch.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >when you assign her to guard something she says she can do it with one eye closed
          I love her.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alain princess carrying Amalia when?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do you mean amalia princess carrying alain

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, because Alain beat her.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alain princess carrying Amalia when?

            i wanna see both.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amalia submits to Travis

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At what level did you guys defeat the ghosts in the mausoleum for the sword and what team did you use?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      25
      nina sweep

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nina gaming.
        Gonna marry her in TZ. Her rapports were very cute.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >High AP high initiative hammer wielders
        How did I not think of that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I beat it at level 25. I play a no loss no death playthrough so I had to figure out a way to kill their party without losing a single unit.

      What I did was use Yahna, Gilbert, Fran, Melisandre and huh.. I forgot who else was there.

      Fran just nuked the 2 cavs with Inspiration boosted row attack, Meli had a magic sword and she just killed the Vanguard that way, Yahna froze the Sorceress so she wouldnt use Ice Coffin and she got killed after.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dealing with fliers is so fricking annoying holy shit.
    >horses gets rekt
    >inf can't hit shit
    >only option is archer
    >but archers are all noodle armed so the dualshot doesn't kill
    >gets cleaved instead and dies, because flying attacks count as ranged so being on the back row doesn't help
    FML.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, your truestrike?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You meant swordfighters?
        They do like 15 dmg if it doesn't get guarded.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't use Leah.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anything with truestrike melts them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just have one party member buff the archer with inspiration and give them some +atk gear like berets or the medallion
      or use a witch for truestrike
      or a swordmaster
      or your own fliers
      or a soldier for their javelin
      or a wizard to burn them to death
      or someone with unwavering spear

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use your cousin, moron.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you keep downsizing images to look like absolute shit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he's just using a really shitty phone or browser that automatically downsamples pictures to dimensions of 1024 or lower

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only ancient ipads and iphones do that like I'm talking decade+ old shit

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone is sleeping on Miriam
    >When she has one of the sweetest confession scenes
    Guess I'll be the only one for her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she standing so far away

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's shy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She wanted to reject him at first, due to thinking he did it because of her father. But Alain affirms to her that he loves her and wants her to be his queen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already have dibs on her, back off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty cute convo. Probably one of the best after Chloe.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a bit rewritten, fyi. She does not go on about the way he speaks during the ring scene in nip. Although if I was trans and a vidya translator I might have done something similar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >marrying female josef

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        JOSEF LOOKS LIKE THAT?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          COME

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >honorable
        >attractive
        >strong
        >kind-hearted
        >carries your game
        >also carries your children
        I'm thinking yeah

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >marrying female josef
        >Man who is based, strong, loyal, and a father figure for Alain
        Yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally fairytale ending

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Celeste was the most

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Whomst?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats a sweet ending, i also kinda like Primms ending.

          Celeste was the most

          What is Celeste's ending?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What is Celeste's ending?
            She motorboats you day in and day out till the rest of your days.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But I wanted to motorboat her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would have chosen her were it not for the gorilla women and Tatiana.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love muh sabers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love blondes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has daddy issues

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monica is a better female knight

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t want Clive’s sloppy seconds

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't get it, with Monica as queen we can ensure that Clive never rebels!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He would literally go incel rebellion mode

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you prefer your Yunifi setting up for glacial rain or spamming counters and pursuits?

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any MILF character i can marry in this game?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Owl

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lex DID die alongside the dog at the hands of that bandit, his body became a vessel for a forgotten hero's soul
    That's why he's always gathering equipment at those towers

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is... done.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute husband and wife

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm so happy for you anon

        It is a satisfying epilogue blurb. Who else breeds princesses and such? Scarlett?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only Chloe canonically. But Yunifi told Alain she wants kids

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Vanillaware is losing it's romancegay touch, I think. Or it is meant to reward contrarionism for picking the less canon, yet fluffier, childhood friend.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Since the epilogue lines for whoever gets the ring is just three lines, there isn't much room to put those things in for everyone.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lent her wisdom to Alain's governance
                >彼の執政を支え必要とあらば槍を振るった
                Indeed.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >kind-hearte

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alain's heart is endless

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >kind hearte
                >hearte
                WWWOOOOOOOOOOOWWW

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think they're losing their touch, I think the romance is just bound to feel a bit lacking when every girl has to be available for Alain and even then because every girl is an option no romance is going to be as fleshed out as it would be if it was the one and only option. Still, I imagine it would be Scarlett if there were only one romance and I would not want that so I'm okay with how they did it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Game also went through three major revisions they said, and they can be very seen in the game. At some point I'm betting there were few named characters and you mostly used generics like OB. Then it went after the FE approach and started adding a lot of characters but then probably realized they were running out of time to put enough in to let people really frick so they just left in the generics. Even making choices seems to end after Drakenhold.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the daughter looks exactly like Virginia and later Ilenia

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            imagine virginia but with yunifi's thighs

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She already has nice thighs

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                can't get a good look at them from here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm so happy for you anon

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can i kill the final boss without giving anyone the ring

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bad ending

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can get bad end with ring?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kill but not marry = Bad end
          Kill but marry = Neutral end
          Exorcised Baltro = Good end

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cool

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still unlocks TZ?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No clue, I would never not marry.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game better than Engage? i can only afford one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try the demo first

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're pretty different. I would say look into the mechanics of both (in UOs place, give the demo a try, it's very substantial) and pick which one interests you more.

      Engage is grid based and turn based where combat is 1v1 between units (aside from assists) while UO is RTS with pause and each "unit" is a squad of up to 6 that take action depending on how you've set them up.

      Engage is also less serious in tone while UO is more serious, though both sit somewhere in the middle with that really.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love this fricking game man, Vanillaware is so good

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people are sexually attracted to THIS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it has a vegana I will literally frick every woman in this game.

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >deploy two fliers on Umerus map
    >direct them to head for the battering ram
    >their fly straight into the gate instead of going over and knock themselves out
    Fricking hate the pathing in this game sometimes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your waypoint?

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I save during the fights in TZ so if my unit is wiped out I can reload
    >did Cornia and few missions in Elfenland and Drakengard, and will continue to do so until the end
    Hehehehe

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zenorian difficulty
    >enemies spawn way faster and arrow assists destroys you
    I HATE IT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is pretty enjoyable when your have a limited toolkit in Cornia.

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the most ringed after Scarlett?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clive

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Elves live in a southern forest and have Scandinavian names
    >furries live in snow land but have Spanish names

    Why

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, the furries are also elves.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yunifi
      >Bertrand
      >Covil
      >Morard
      >Dinah

      >Spanish
      anon?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The generics always have Spanish names, it's always Rodrigo the Werewolf or some shit.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My loyal husband Mordon!

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bring all my units next to a boss
    >they all point and attack the boss
    >but when the actual battle starts, I pick the strongest one, over and over and over
    >because even at 0 stamina they can still attack, they just can't move on the map
    Tell me I'm not the only butthole who does this cheesy shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't because I kill bosses in one attack

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Badass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Use the game mechanics properly
      >Cheese
      ?
      It's exactly the same way how you can sit a 0 stamina unit on a road or choke point to mop up anything coming through as long as you don't rest.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's cheese

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's cheese. The developers didn't think it through that well, stamina is basically pointless.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The developer never considered that you can swap places with a zero stamina unit
          Yeah I'm sure

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they are obviously knocked away out of range, moron
            it'll be patched in the first update

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They are knocked away far enough to be be unable to participate right now. What would they change? I bet the first thing they do will be to nerf cavalry circlejerking.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it'll be patched in the first update
              We already got the first update. The staff are probably already all busy on George's new project and your only chances of UO getting any more updates will be through an enhanced Switch 2 port after they're done with whatever that is.

              So in 6 years, at least.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They didn't playtest enough to see the implications of that mechanic, absolutly.
            This game was probably only playtested by journo-level players, or the designers themselves.

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >highest difficulty is NG+ only
    Frick devs who do this.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why no one talk about Chloe?

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine this exhibitionist bawd being your queen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hocus pocus *shakes hips*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Breasts too small. Selvie is better.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >claims to Eltolinde that she's not going to be able to pull off another ritual on account of her magic weakening
      >forever young in her ending anyway
      I'm guessing multiple writers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe she found a way

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her body doesn’t age visually. But she will still die of old age

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her non-romanced ending doesn't specify this, only the young part. And living long enough to bury her own pupils.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hocus pocus jokus

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does she no longer wiggle her hips post promotion?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        correct

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aegis Rimjob is on a sale.
    Should I?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely. This game deserved a hell of a lot more attention and yes, I was in the threads when it was released.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it got an appropriate amount of attention. The way it got attention on Ganker was pretty bad, but it seemed to do well enough for what it is.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure. Second gens have actual tower defense towers but don't ever use them because they are all a worthless and a waste of resources. And I still think any damage to them affects your stage rating.

        Ok, thank you. I will.
        UO is my first VanillaWare game, I think. I need to look at those sales, I might find something else as well. Shiren is 6 euros atm.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure. Second gens have actual tower defense towers but don't ever use them because they are all a worthless and a waste of resources. And I still think any damage to them affects your stage rating.

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your list, anons?
    >Favorite Rapport
    Railanor
    >Favorite Ring of Maiden
    Virginia
    >Favorite Boss FIght cutscene
    Rosalinde
    >Favorite Capital Dialogue
    Chloe
    >Favorite Ending Text
    Miriam

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do shamans literally get bigger breasts when you upgrade them to druids

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good stat traits for elven fencer?

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute tsundere angel wife

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does this idiot angel not realize she got married?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is she like this?

        She's being tsun about it, please understand
        Also, pretty funny that her yuri convo got replaced too

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would love to imagine Ochlys not realizing she’s his wife until Sharon tells her

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not marriage if we kiss
            >it's not marriage if we sleep in the same bed
            >it's not marriage if we... erh copulate
            >it's not marriage if I bear his child

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Also, pretty funny that her yuri convo got replaced too
          Literally pic related lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Couldn't even celebrate its diversity pairing between brown and white because it was seething so hard
            lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she like this?

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >teleport
    >transform into bats
    >control the elements
    >turn back old age
    >polymorph into animals
    >live for hundreds of years
    and mf still think witches die of old age

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only Yahna and Alcina were able to pull off the de-age magic though

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like nerd, socially awkward girls, which one fits the description better?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Selvie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Selvie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Selvie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tatiana.
      Selvie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Selvie

      Selvie

      Selvie

      How vigorous.

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the last Vanguard in the Library supposed to be?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The boss in the only defense mission who runs away if you kill too many units of his too quicky.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, rip
        Between that and Kleinfeld, Drakenhold sure loves trolling completionists

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever told me that a pair of swordmasters could handle Galerius - you're a liar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      worked for me, though I used 3

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where'd you get Wide Inspiration? I don't think I've seen that before.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's dirty gambler's coin, sold in that village behind a tunnel.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          end of drackenhold at the secret town
          which I'm pretty sure you can see the icon on your map before you find it so isn't really that secret

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unlocked True Zenorian, what am I in for?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically the same shit as Expert.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feels like they gave every enemy a lapis pendant so far and Holy jesus the reinforcements.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How's Bastorias? It already shits out units like crazy in the last two missions.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm only partway through Draken and that Gloucester map was especially noticeable how much they shit out I had to plant a unit on the road with 0 SP just to block all the foot and Dark knights, and had to set up a specialized team of "Frick your wyverns" from the conga line coming at me.

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do shamans even need magic attack? It's all debuffs unless you have them use charge staffs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't, you can give them a familiar choker.

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alain gets to frick prime hag witch pussy every night while Alcina seethes from the afterlife

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Grave news your highness, the all mighty unicorn is preparing to launch a magic nuke at us because you "accidentally" fingered the witch. The unicorn priests informed me that the only way to save my family is for you to marry a horse, tis' are grave news indeed but you shall take it up the ass your highness, it's the only way

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This post makes me kind of sad there was no Horse beastral. Would've loved to see the weird ass conversations they'd have with cavs about them riding horses.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Victoria, fetch me the axe"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MAGIC nuke
      Virginia, fetch the Magic Barrier.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im confused on this game. The impression i'm getting is that you can waifu multiple people but a unicorn diety will condemn you to hell if you do.
      Is the game good, or is it just waifus?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >condemn
        it will murder you until you are dead

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's just a king checking through 30+ waifus to see who would make the best queen and 30+ dudes offering advice

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is the game good,
        yes, very good. best TRPG released in years, and that's even with its low difficulty
        >or is it just waifus?
        the wife thing is like 10 minutes out of the entire game. you can pick any wife you want, which is why it gets so much discussion

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MONOGAMY ONLY YOU LITTLE SHIT

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's fun but if you aren't dumb a bit too easy to make units that roll over any enemy in the game

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Basically the unicorn will curse you with a horrible painful death should you or your maiden betray one another. This betrayal can be interpreted as bringing harm to them through your actions so fricking a sidepiece while being married to an easily jealous girl would without a doubt trigger the curse. If there's mutual love between all parties involved I'm sure the curse won't go off maybe....

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If there's mutual love between all parties involved I'm sure the curse won't go off maybe....
          Elf sisters it is

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When Alain gets down to it, he's just not willing to take that risk and invoke god's wrath.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The unicorn has the power to level your entire civilization overnight, Are YOU willing to take the chance for an extra elf?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              is the pope catholic

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What’s the problem if both Alain and his maiden agree? They aren’t betraying the covenant

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because morons on Ganker can't understand nuance and think the Unicorn is going to respond to two consenting adults inviting a third into their lives with love in their hearts the same way it responded to a greedy empire murdering it for it's immortality juice.
                The covenant is not about monogamy. It's about devotion and trust. Alain's bit where he does a level 3 rapport after making the covenant where he goes
                >Ugh...Just a dream. I've already made the covenant. I dare not betray it
                Isn't Alain worried that the unicorn will strike him down if He and Rosalinde decide to invite Railanor for some fun. It's Alain having wandering thoughts about other women and feeling guilty about it.

                So long as the participants of the covenent remain wholly devoted and trusting towards each other the unicorn isn't going to give a frick if they being in more.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If the Unicorn fricks will my threesome I'll just frick him too.

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Ochlys a lesbian or not?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Nothing like that is implied in the Japanese script

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a lesbian unless Alain decides to frick her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is Alain-sexual and Sharon-sexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lesbian is just a woman who still hasn't found the true man they love

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's straight. She just really cares about Sharon as a friend.

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yahna no longer has eggs. Marrying her is a dead end for your bloodline

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She magically recreated her eggs.

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should've just included a concubinage system.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vanillaware value actual romance, they don't do harems.

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based Ochlys won't recognize marriage outside the church

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would Ochlys be like in bed?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The wings would make it uncomfortable to find a good way to lie down.

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How dare you make me worry like that!
      Best girl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who would win?
      >immortal zenorian emperor bodyjacker
      >one tsundere angel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That second screen reads awkwardly, but still cute.

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute couple

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And here is the gay aftermath

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jeremy was a surprisingly decent character after going through his rapports. On his recruitment I expected very, very little of him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no Gilbertbros, close your eyes and scroll down

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at that hag being into much younger men.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like them, wish I could pair off some of the people I didn't ring.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wish UO had better lgbt representation

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad UO has no LGTB representation

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why does VW hate money

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You cultivate the audience you want to have. LGBT nonsense only attract the worst of the worst.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >LG
          Yes.
          >B
          Nah. Bisexuals are weirdos. Pick one and frick that.
          >T
          Maybe.
          >Queer
          Hell no.
          >Vegans
          For lolz

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Star Rail is more up your speed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And here is the gay aftermath

      >all these are drawn by women who mostly just do gay boy love art
      Just why

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no Virginiabros, close your eyes and scroll down

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cute couple

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, he looks like a total chad here

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn, LORD FREEZER looks like that?!?!?!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't this just Ephraim and Eirika

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ephraim has blue hair?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wrong hair color for both of them, and wrong hairstyle for "eirika" (virginia)
          it's just alain and virginia

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            both also have red eyes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like he fricks his own cousin

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best entrance for the final battle?

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually a cute couple.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A knight and his prince
        >"couple"
        mentally ill

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh come on you can't tell me it's not gay-coded

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You homosexuals and fujos are sexually obsessed deviants that see "coding" in the most inane interactions
            You're just as bad as haremgays, if not worse

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >straight people stand next to each other
              >OOOH THEY FRICKIN
              >suggest people that have intimate interactions with each other might be gay
              >DEGENERACY

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If you are intimate with another guy you are gay.

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm jumping ship to Ochlys
    Forgive me Scarlett

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Alain has better chemistry with her anyway

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was into Melisandre when I was first playing, but once I did Ochlys's rapports I got super into her, Alain really does play off her so well. He just fricks with her tsun ass and it's great

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God I wanna grope that supple angel butt

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The featherbows are really annoying

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have so many blind immunity accessories you can use. Or pure field and blow up the back row. Or shaman and pp succ the back row. Or the lampglow ring once you find it.
      5 featherbows makes for a funny team since the enemy doesn't have blind immunity other than some bosses so they never get hit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't even need that many. 1 featherbow and an owl is 3 casts of row Shining Light, for instance. 2 Featherbows with 4 PP each is 4 casts. Anything more than that is overkill, just set it so they don't reapply blind on a target already blinded.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they already don't cast it on blinded targets.
          you have to consider edge cases though such as wolves who eat a usage for their start of battle action and then immediately attack again so the rest of the row is a wasted application, and then also spams pursuits so takes even more uses to completely shut down. And of course there are camps which often have lapis and carnelians for more actions.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's true. I really should start using Shamans

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to keep Chloe and her halfuelfu bff together in one party, who should the other members be?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's tricky, because she's near the middle of everything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just do Lex, Chloe, Josef as a base and then do a two out of Virginia, Scarlett, and Ridiel.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird how in this chart, there is no path connecting Virginia to her blue rose knights. Unless I missed the criteria

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The criteria is 2 rapport conversations minimum for a line, anyone without a line could possibly have 1 rapport conversation. Also Alain gets excluded because he'd get too many lines.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's people with two or three rapports. Strangely, they all have them with each other, but Virginia is too busy with royalty shit and her personal sword chick.

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about this game that has kept a thread on page 1 virtually every day since its release?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's pretty decent and teambuilding is fun, even if it's on the easier side

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun mechanics to get invested into, even if encounter design is mostly easy.
      Gorgeous art.
      Fun characters.
      Hot women.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Super fun gameplay and the best female roster in decades

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good game. Waifus, jokes, and sometime screeching over team comps can keep discussions going for a good while.
      Like How the frick do I make a good endgame Legion group that doesnt make it feel like the Legion is an ugly tumor that would be better not part of the group at all.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vanillaware games are pretty popular on Ganker
      >Waifu wars
      >Translation drama
      >Genre / gameplay style untouched since N64
      >Niche

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Waifu homosexualry
      Gameplay isn't even that good

      >inb4 b-b-bbut it gets good if you ignore 99% of the mechanics just like some mindbroken pokegay would!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An actual fun game in [current year]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women and boobs for almost every weeb/nerd out there, and the gameplay is enough to where you can still be ultra autistic about micromanaging bars and gameplay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Comfy!

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Scarlett's rapport with one of her angel friends talks about how an angel caring for their wings is a very private matter that nobody should be seeing
    >Ochlys invites Sharon into her tent for a full wing massage and cleaning

    now I'm not a shipgay but that's kinda gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are very good friends.

  107. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But what do Zenoirean women look like?
    SURELY there are attractive villainesses in this game?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like Virginia since the royal Cornian family are direct descendants of the only survivor of old Zenoira.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did I miss something? Wasn't the Valmore family (the turncoat knight) last of the line descended from old Zenoira?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The first Cornian queen survived the Unicorn apocalypse and relinquished her divine powers she aquired from the ritual when she made the ring of the Unicorn and the ring of the Maiden.
          Valamore's family probably acquired the armor from looting Gallerius' corpse.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zenoirea doesn't exist. It's a dead kingdom.

  108. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to not marry elves. Vanilla or chocolate, doesn't matter
    They will love you until you die, sure, but they are deceitful and long living by nature, and are planning to take over your kingdom after you die. Around elves
    Bestials are a poor choice because no heirs
    Your cousin is better utilized to cement an alliance with the other human kingdom. If her descendant pulled a James I and VI later that's unfortunate but that's for the future
    Your best bet for marriage is probably your cute and loving and loyal childhood friend who happens to have strong connections to the church

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >who happens to have strong connections to the church
      Nice try, Vatican.

  109. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Ochlys let’s see if Sharon wants to join us tonight!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The trick is to convince Sharon, because Ochlys would never refuse a request from her.
      Alain and Sharon would both top Ochlys btw.

  110. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game is great, I've been emulating it and I'm currently considering buying it just to support the devs

  111. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's already a thread up you moronic phoen poster

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't ever expect anyone to bother looking at the catalog before spamming their thread. You can tell it's the same person doing this judging by the filenames

  112. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A BJ isn't infidelity, Unicorn I hope you're chill with that because I want some vanilla and chocolate sucking.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frick me in the ass because I love the unicorn

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ochlys holding sharon's hands as sharon gets railed in the ass

  113. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The secret is to marry Josef, it wouldn't be betraying him to frick any other girl as he would expect such actions from the future king and would genuinely worry if you didn't.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn good idea. He’ll die of old age soon anyway so Alain can bawd it up after

  114. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just need Ochlys. Nothing more and nothing less.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Alain

  115. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any chance this will come to PC?
    I lost my switch ages ago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just emulate.

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