Unicorn Overlord

Melisandre is so silly...

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hugs with Fran!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't speak Cornian

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish you can hire paladin before postgame. Divine Cross seems fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I might be stupid and only at the first half of the game but isn't Josef a paladin?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is, but he gets a stat penalty so he's pretty much useless

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >VW forced Atlus to not port to pc
    >also encrypted the frick out of the files
    Difficulty mods never ever we are left to self imposed restrictions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no difficulty mods
      >no big boob Fran mod
      >no randomized recruitment mods
      Yep, I will never buy a Vanillaware game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no big boob Fran mod
        Thank fricking god

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fran doesn't need a big chest. Celeste and generics cry every night when they see that her modest beauty completely mogs their artificial size.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fran doesn't need a big chest.
          the other anon said she does. so which one of you is lying?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Big chest enthusiast here, I used a mirror on Celeste to give her Fran's color scheme and created the best looking gryphon knight unit in the game. Fran is now perma benched

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>no big boob Fran mod

              17-year old Blue-haired Cornian princes prefer modesty.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then why does he marry the hag that dresses like a bawd?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He married Yahna so that’s clearly not true

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>no big boob Fran mod

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no difficulty mods
          >no big boob Fran mod
          >no randomized recruitment mods
          Yep, I will never buy a Vanillaware game.

          Holy Autism

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, pretty based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey it's that place in Elden Ring

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also that place in Conan Exiles

        Also a very modern art piece monument in Norway originally, which is why seeing it in games pisses me off.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i don't see what is so wrong in using a modern monument inspiration for magic fantasy kingdom
          it's not like some useless Black person finally decided to make a proper north myth inspired game and using it there would be actually bad

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Alain's squad lv35 vs the last coliseum battle lv50 Expert mode;

    This battle was pure kino, too bad the Switch can only save 30 seconds per video. Well, what was not seen is Yunifi's Glacial Rain charged by Eltolinde, and Melisandre's +100 damage to the bear.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying to beat this without glacial rain but I'm at the edge of my patience

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I beat the game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          grats

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still find it hilarious that Auch seems to have the most fanart of all the boys. Even more than Alain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rolf
      >Pretty
      >Light skinned
      Fujos should be exiled to India

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's cute, is a good unit, and has good supports.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he and Yahna should hook up after the war. They're both proficient magic users and she can help him with his mommy issues.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yahna is made for Chloe and Alain threesomes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think I'd like to see art of them fricking.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yahna already helped him cook his favourite meal his mom made when he was younger, Yahna has already prepped her backup plan

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tips on doing Scarlett rescue as the first mission on TZ?

    I just failed (timedout) that mission. I couldn't really put a dent in Renault: the only thing that did damage to him was Fran's attack and the item/ash limit meant i couldn't use her often enough to kill him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i was able to do it
      i focused the griffon on sniping the back row and then chipped him down

      it was a near thing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lets gooo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >literally beelined over to save her
          >still too late
          scarlett no baltro stole your chastity, you're ruined now

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Scarlett moronic?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's right though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No? Chloe is one of the most beautiful girls in a game with no ugly girls.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watch Movies with the Chloe!
        Hug and cuddle with the Chloe!
        Kiss and headpat the Chloe!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Headpat the Chloe!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Check social media, Anon.

      Whenever women see ugly fat whales, their comments are full of
      >You're so beautiful!
      >Gorgeous!
      >You ate and left no crumbs!
      Whereas whenever women see truly attractive females (I.e., ones they can't compete with), the comments are like
      >What a "pick me"
      >This isn't cute, sis
      >Some people will do anything for likes...

      Basically Scarlett doesn't see Chloe as a threat at all, so she's fine gassing her up. It's basic Womanology

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't seen one time women call pretty woman "attractive"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How can you morons read so much into two friends calling each other beautiful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett's appeal is breasts. She has great breasts granted, but everything else is meh.
      Is Chloe better looking? We don't know because we only don't see her out of armour.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We don't know because we only don't see her out of armour
        We can see other things as well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scarlett‘s breasts are too big.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scarlett's appeal is childhood friend who's actually the Pope and has ties to the main plot and a background story which reflects Alain's and makes her truly understand how he feels, and is the only girl in the game who actually gets jealous when other girls try to take Alain whereas everyone else apparently doesn't care. A fact that everyone keeps trying to present as a negative for some bizarre reason.
        Oh and great breasts.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I feel bad for not choosing her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jealousy bad
          simple as

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything points to Chloe having a crazy hips to waist ratio. Like she built to bear children like few other girls.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn't. During the rapport where Yahna buys some bikini armor that doesn't fit her she tells Chloe it would probably fit her because she's slimmer around the waist.
        Your wife is flat and has no hips. Accept it and love her for how she is instead of deluding yourself.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick that homosexual Lex and b***h Scarlett for stopping us from seeing loose witch girl Chloe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, Scarlett is uglier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett is one of those chicks that's friends with an ugly girl so she looks better.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only 1 non-generic witch and non-generic 1 sorcerer
    Why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because magic is powerful.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only until Elheim, then every elf has built in magic resistance and the game rains the elf twins and elf fencers on you, all of them magic users
        And the magic users are kinda squishy so they're limited in Bastoria

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ren's skintight armor is distracting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She said the armor is some kind of ancient relic weapon from the days of the old empire before its destruction. But is the skintight bodysuit also part of it or was that her idea?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elgor and friends are also skintight.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Veggie...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the thousandth time, my name is not Veggie!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vegetable...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the thousandth time, my name is not Veggie!

      Vegetable...

      As a huge Veggie Lover what’s with the giant eyes?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do characters get more item slots when the level up? Why do some only have 3 item slots whereas others have 4?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They get more on promotion

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yahna is for Hodrick

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just got the game yesterday and trying to figure out conditons

    I got this elf b***h who does more damage with Freezing Thrust if she has faeries. She gets faeries from using Primus Edge on 100% HP targets, so how do I set this up so she uses Primus Edge to get a faerie then use Freezing Thrust?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I won't help you because you called her a b***h.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Primus Edge First Action then put Freezing Thrust below it

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is your opinion of Dinah?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      built to be petted by human men

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wife/10
      VanillaWare is forever based for letting you HMoFA the tsundere tomboy fox.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love her so much

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >second rapport is her acting basically as a wife when Alain gets hurt
          cute

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Victoria!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I love Shamans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would Selvie make a good wife?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She would breed abominations and horrors. Which is fine if you want to go the next step into Griffith territory
        Might be worth anyways because she is wide in the places that matter.

        Also post the Amalia /Alain smirk manlet titty motorboat standing image

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bad at the colosseum because I refuse to build specific powerhouse squads deliberately made to bullshit through the fights, and instead just use whatever I have in my formations.
    Yes, that will be my cope.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I beat the entire coloseum with my campaign teams. I had to swap equipments for a stronger one and maybe change conditions here and there, but that's part of the game.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In regards to assist power. Do the units have to the same class or does category account?
    i.e 2 hunters or will 1 hunter and 1 arbalist have the same power?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Categories count.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cheers.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you use combat outcome predictions you didnt beat the game

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When do units experience "battle wait time"? Am I correct in thinking it only occurs when a unit loses a round of combat?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not, I have no idea myself

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I cheese S rank fight? My record was like 400 damage dealt, only the two backrow schmucks survived

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Breakers. And a hoplite to tank.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRAN AND MIRIAM SEXO

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you use Fran, Miriam, and Kitra on the same team right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With Virginia, of course

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course! I plan to add Leah when I'll expand the team.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, with Virginia as the anchor. I thought about putting Leah in too, but I get the impression the other girls would bully her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean by anchor? Is it KOF now?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean she's a jerk and everybody loves her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course
      Along with Virginia and gilbert

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I maxed out Virginia's affection with Alain, then gave her the full rose knight squad + Leah. Kinda miss seeing her together with Alain, but it's a very powerful squad on its own.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m thinking about it, I just like seeing both cousins fight together

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who do you give onyx pendant to? Shaman with -15 speed sounds awful, and there's not much choice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia. Or really just your favorite unit

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Double the swords? Double the damage!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If only.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My cute mixed attacker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute! Cute! CUTE!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only the highest stats between the two swords are used, but both passives are applied together.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seriously?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So basically you're free to use a magic sword without penalty then.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait really? So if you have a sword that heal when using a AP and a sword that give you immunity to certain attacks, you get both?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. It also works the same way with Virginia with her two shield.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s the coolest!

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eh. I think I will write another AlainXScarlett smutfic. While I still have the interest and the threads still have some life.

    Pitch me some ideas. Right now, I'm thinking maybe some public voyuerism or something about her choosing sex with Alain over her faith.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett only does missionary in complete darkness for the sole purpose of procreation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Begging while he teases her from behind.
      Also nursing handjob.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that the Cornian line, symbolized by the Unicorn (a horse), has a massive schlong

      Have Alain reveal his humongous unicorn overlord for the first time on their nupital night and turn the girl's brain to mush with each thrust. But since Alain is a bit dense, he just wonders if he's doing it right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait screw my

      Begging while he teases her from behind.
      Also nursing handjob.

      request, do

      Remember that the Cornian line, symbolized by the Unicorn (a horse), has a massive schlong

      Have Alain reveal his humongous unicorn overlord for the first time on their nupital night and turn the girl's brain to mush with each thrust. But since Alain is a bit dense, he just wonders if he's doing it right.

      . I want some funny wiener shock stuff. Bonus points if Alain at the end is like super loving and cuddly and kisses her romantically and doesn't realize he fricked her brains out and she can barely respond.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's your first fic?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Making love with Scarlett in the grove she played with Umerus in as a child! Angel reinforcements from liberated settlements flying overhead and glimpsing her riding the prince!

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the Umerus fight, I fought Umerus first before the dark knight. That route was easier anyway. After defeating the dark knight leader, Scarlette said that she want to talk to Umerus. I thought I should've done that since all talks during fights are kinda required for recruiting units but I can't anymore since the stage is completed. Good thing I still got Umerus in the end.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this just dawned on me last night, with all the discussion of this game's difficulty level, challenge runs, etc., why isn't anyone trying to speedrun the game? Here's your challenge run:
    >use everything
    >beat the game as fast as possible
    Use Josef. Use items and valor skills. Use experience boosters. Use the Berenice exploit. How fast can you get Berenice (or any Sellsword, maybe there's one somewhere else that's easier to reach)? How much running around to collect Hallowed Corne Ash do you want to do? Can you get by with just buying nuts/buns/steaks, or do you want Bruno or Aubin along for their valor skills? What's the best setup for mobility, are you cavstacking, or do you want a flier to bypass as much shit as possible? How few units can you get by with, especially since the endgame has you capturing multiple command posts? And we could compete with each other, all you need is a screenshot of your postgame save file with the timer. Pic semi-related, it was me seeing how strong I could make Alain in the demo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would like to see a speedrun, but it would have to be a no skipping no fastforwarding battles type of deal. Not very interesting to just know you'll win everything and skip a thousand battles in a row until credits roll.

      A randomized permadeath "roguelike" conquest mode would be amazing, though.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Renault has no rapports with Scarlett
    Why? If this were Fire Emblem, they'd have a support and even be a pairable ending couple... They could have at least given them one to see where they stand with one another...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go play Fire Emblem then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It be a little weird to have a rapport between a rapist and their rape victim, no?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not? If women give tedtalks about having sex with their rapist, they can have rapport too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back off to your containment hellhole b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kys 3hrtroony

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Edeltard with trash opinion
      Go Back + Dimitri did nothing wrong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA
        Edelgard did nothing wrong, Dimitri is crazy (so I understand why some people like him), and Claude is a fricking idiot.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Please make your own thread and leave.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If I were to make a thread about a game, it would be for DioField Chronicle. But why? Ganker did not play that game.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >FEtard has a shit taste
              most iconic combo

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just ignore him anon. fire emblem gays are desperate for anyone to agree UO is like their game when it's not. don't give him the attention he wants

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Claude's the only good ending, though. Certainly better than Edel's "And so we dealt with the main threat eventually. Just take our word for it." *Credits*
          Shame they worked on her campaign last and clearly didn't have time to finish it. Its presentation as a whole is just so much worse.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Big bad dragon is the bigger threat than mole people, though.

            >FEtard has a shit taste
            most iconic combo

            Maybe one day you'll play some games as well, and then post about them, my dear Kotaku ''journalist''.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              project harder
              your shit series was dead until it went full waifu for a good reason

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ''my series''
                Anon, I hated NDS and 3DS FE games.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and that's why you defend the shittiest one, lying gay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who is defending what, and where? I just described three leaders from Three Houses.
                You know what, I gave you too much of my time. You didn't play Three Houses, nor DioField, and you sure as hell did not play Unicorn. But keep posting, and replying to yourself.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >hold civilization together in peace for literal centuries until a white woman starts a continental scale war
              Literally every single dragon is a good person. I love how you come here to shill Three Houses and turns out you didn't even understand the story of the game.

              Look 3H is like 7 years old, its busted now and not even the latest game in the series, the waifus got stale and the gameplay is even more braindead than UO. At least in Unicorn Overlord there's a complex microcosmos of effects in every unit, while in Fire Emblem all you really do is watch as the boring autobattle plays out. It's turn based too, so there's no real sense of urgency so time isn't a resource that you manage and spatial positioning isn't important.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You 3Htards are nothing but drama holy shit

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm testing this build with Alain and works fine for now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So, who is the maiden?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You have fine taste, senor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ehehe, what language is that, its so weird.
      >Unicornio
      >gran senor
      >cobertura luminosa

      wtff lool

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think he said it was french

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gran Senor

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol she's so funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Leah was my mother

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy out her stock? Sure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Intentionally ask for items on the highest shelf? Sure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WOULD I?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So which of the 3 drunks was Hodrick?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He have a scar in his forehead right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The scar is from a bandit

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Chloe was my mom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We know Ridiel

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hardest part of the game is picking a maiden

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of them are best girls in their own way

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did this literal who get a better ending than half the cast?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because she's cute and doesn't want her marriage to be nothing more than political gain for her father.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Only Miriam and Berengaria reject Alain's proposal at first
            Neat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The choice is clear. The path is set.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry wrong pic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          UO2 will feature Yahna and Alain's daughter as a spellsword

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oops, how clumsy to make another mistake.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right pic!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm so fricking tired of the annoying brats in that Spy x Family. I want more Spy and less "anything but family".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They have coloured contact lenses in Cornia? A relic from Zenoira?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick can I get more magical swords? Half of my teams would benefit from having at least one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elheim and furry land is full of them?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean swords with some form of magic attack, the stat is worthless unless I have some attack that makes use of it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are 3 in total I'm afraid. One you already have, an other you get from the arena and the phantom sword from sigil quest - I think in elfheim.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Same as the number of swordmasters
            Suffering, what other sword combos go well with them?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I put my magic swords on my radiant knights myself. Swordmasters, you can put the 2nd blade a poisoned sword and set it to target armoured and not poisoned only. To be honest I only used swordmasters as scout killer and dodge tank, not as main damage dealer.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which girl has the biggest hair

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the elf twins by length, Scarlett by volume.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the elves probably

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tainting the noble Cornian bloodline with knife ears blood or worse, a furry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically the furries are elves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I inflict such weakness upon my own lineage when I could instead create an unholy brood that will raze the world?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mixing unicorn bloodline with a demon king

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tainted the royal bloodline is based. Frick the unicorn and it’s monogamous bullshit.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mordon is my favorite.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eltolinde's heal on the start of battle
    >healing pursuit healing past the maximum
    Probably a cute combo at best, but maybe that can help some gladiators, or even some squishy dodge-tank, to survive.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Magellan and Hilda having a heart to heart conversation about siblings
    I wish Ren would've joined the conversation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Magellan has so many good rapports. Love that dude

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wyvern starts chewing Alain's head
    >Suddenly decides that he wants to shove his dick in Hilda
    What did Alain mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, no, because that's the first rapport. Alain needs to level it up twice more which implies he decides he wants to shove his dick in Hilda after two sessions of standing there without saying or doing anything.
      And then he gets friendzoned anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Revenge NTR'ing the wyvern.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    help me with my narrative-appropriate TZ run:

    >land on mainland
    >rescue scarlett
    >Josef tells me about cousin
    >rescue virginia
    what next?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I figured the next step would be to go to the elves. If you try to go, the game says you can't make it through the forest without the witch.
      So, witch next. Then, I went to hear the prophesy from the elves.
      But zenoira is far too strong there.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hag Sexo…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She should have aimed for Scarlett as her possession target, then try to seduce Alain
      What good does possessing Eltolinde do? Just for the magic potential?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Magic and depose the elves more easily. It was far easier to overthrow the country this way than going to war with Drakenhold.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cute blonde elf girl that’s basically immortal
        Hmm I wonder

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ...to control Elheim dude. I get that she wanted Gerard-like dick first and foremost, but she's still got goals to accomplish beyond that my dude.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just how pissed do you think gerard would have gotten if she actually succeeded?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Immediate rape correction

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She got a loooooonnng neck.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lord Ghislain

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we had more unit slots

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we had more unit bawds

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, I've recruited my wife Hilda and unlocked promotion.
    Should I just farm Honor now and promote everyone??
    I find grinding /comfy/.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Promoting is more honor efficient than getting 5 unit formations. +1 AP and PP is a game changer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        neat
        I think I've asked in a previous thread before but...being absolutely in love with this game, should I try more Vanillaslop (13 Sentinels looks interesting) or try more TRPGs (Tactics Ogre, Triangle Strategy, FF Tactics Advance, etc.)?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          13 Sentinels is a VN with tower defense minigame slapped on to it. Those TRPG's you listed are turn based. If you want real time with pause, I suggest the Growlanser series.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't turn-based per se.
            >Growlanser
            Will look into it, thanks anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cool

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flunks out of knight school
    >becomes a bandit, gets fired after a single battle
    >joins liberation after insulting the prince
    >becomes queen
    How did she do it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She did some other missions. Like the time she bungled a robbery and tore a sack of flour open leading the town guard straight to the Rock Rats.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Auchbros, our stock is surging!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I might have gone for him if he had three rapports, maybe next time if I don't choose the best girl instead for a change of pace.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He turns himself into a chicken! He's Chicken Auch!

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Railaprostitute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >first rapport is her hounding Alain to see if he’s a good man for Rosalinde
      >Alain basically goes: “hmm I wonder what that was about”
      How dumb is this dude

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's either dense as a block of wood, or he's feigning being a stupid teenager to lead on the women.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, frick Alain. Pit-showing prostitute. The gall to flirt with 95% of the women in their final rapport convos just to fricking marry Fran.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Virginia who was promised a life beside Alain again in Gran Corrine

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Pit-showing prostitute
            Why is the crown prince so lewd?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is what I've been waiting to see in these threads, absolutely WOULD

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Stupid sexy Alain

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              SNIFFA

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine Yunifi and Dinah burying their face in that

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Soft defined muscles
              >Cute face
              >Thick thighs and hips
              >Still have sweat and armpits
              All this needs is a little bit of hair.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Built for TMP

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >TMP
                What?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tight Melisandre Pussy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >melisandre
                >tight

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did I err? No.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Travis Maiden Pussy?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Turgid Morard Penis?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >TMP
                What?

                Travis Maiden Pussy?

                Tight Melisandre Pussy

                TMP
                TMP also known as - Touch My Penis
                One male is pinned down and another male pulls out his penis and begins to masterbate on to the first male. The first male must touch the other males penis (and suffer being called a homosexual). If the penis is not touched, then the only way to end the game is by the other male finishing.
                TMP!!!!!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *punches your penis*

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >...I'm going to rub my clit across those pits to mark my territory once we're married
              t. Scarlett

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He needs to keep in shape to pleasure everyone in the army, man and woman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You leave the mother of my dozens of children alone. An elf body like that is fit only for monogamous royal breeding.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        turns out, if you don't do the first part of gammel's quest in coquillage town, the second part in elheim just never spawns

        it's not a clown car anon

        your mentally ill if you think someone watching that webm and thinking "wow Chloe's a tough girl" and typing it with their hands

        there's no way a human would think to type that

        no, you are mentally ill. that one was actually my response. take your meds

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >was born to a nation where peak female of beauty is a petite agile body with platinum hair and pale blue eyes
    >has darker blonde hair an blue eyes an her boy grew these fat cow breasts an her walk is basically inelegant stomping
    >she keeps telling stick girls like Chloe or elf twins how much more beautiful than her they are
    Scarlett has self image issues. Like imagine what will happen to human girls that would be a 8 or 9 by our standards but grow up in the elf kingdom with those elf swordswomen just jiggling walking around.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every time she takes one of her big steps she’s just thinking “stop jiggling stop jiggling stop jiggling”

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Did the Amalia fight the other day.
        >While "Amalia" is monologuing about "YES THIS IS THE KIND OF PAIN I'VE BEEN SEEKING" type stuff, I just can't take my eyes off of Scarlett's jiggling boobs because he fight stance has her doing a Superstar Saga-like shuffle.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >big steppy big steppy I'm a big girl now
        >*stomp stomp stomp*
        >...yeah, a big FAT girl, a cow, a pig
        >*cries internally*
        Poor Scarlett.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are a cow Scarlett... MY cow. Cutest cow in the kingdom. And I'm gonna be enjoying your milk until you're too old to milk and I've become diabetic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Scarlett and Chloe are at the women’s barracks getting changed
          >”Wow Scarlett, my whole head could fit in one of your bra’s cups!”
          >Scarlett begins to cry, thinking she’s being made fun of
          >”ALAIN WILL NEVER LOVE THESE MILK BAGS”

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh these? My boobies? My massive fricking tiddies? My super stuffed up milkies? My honker wonker doinky boinkies? My fricking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper goddamn mother fricking-

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >big steppy big steppy I'm a big girl now
            >*stomp stomp stomp*
            >...yeah, a big FAT girl, a cow, a pig
            >*cries internally*
            Poor Scarlett.

            >every time she takes one of her big steps she’s just thinking “stop jiggling stop jiggling stop jiggling”

            I have actually met girls like this irl, back in uni. Girls that genuinely thought their giant breasts were unattractive. I really, really, really fricking thought they were humblebragging, and when one of them commented to me how insecure they made her I could do nothing but put on a poker face and go "...really? You serious?". Until I saw actual cases of bullying over it and other girls shittalking them behind their backs for them.

            Though in hindsight, I shouldn't be that surprised, I once got laughed at because I had to lie on the ground for some physical education class and people saw I had a boner.
            I didn't.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Until I saw actual cases of bullying over it and other girls shittalking them behind their backs for them.
              That's because best way women can deal with competition is to tear them down

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Until I saw actual cases of bullying over it and other girls shittalking them behind their backs for them.
              That's because best way women can deal with competition is to tear them down

              It's a little less than that and a lot more that female beauty standard, thst is what women find attractive to themselves, leans more towards being ridiculously thin.

              Large boobs make a woman's shilouette more round and makes them look fatter in general, so women percieve big "fat" tiddies as just "fat". And being fat is always subject of bullying regardless of gender

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >flatties are failures
      >the perfected version is someone with huge breasts and drill hair
      What did Zenorians mean by this?

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best buds. They go to church together.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Church in the morning
      Prince bedroom at night

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Female elfen fencers still look like trash.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, looks like you need an Ice Lance to the face!

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Travis sexo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they make him so much better than the rest of the boys and girls?

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly kind of wonder why Berengaria was shown as one of the main girls.
    >Scarlett: Second/Third most vital character to the game next to Alain and Josef, in love with Alain from even before it started, important in Albion.
    >Virginia: Tightly bound to Alain in background and objectives, very prominent in Drakenhold.
    >Elf twins: Guides through Elheim, it's direct rulers, kinda divided between Rosalinde = more prominent and Eltolinde = actual official leader.
    >Yunifi: Maybe a bit less so but she's still Alain's guide throughout Bastorias.
    >Berengaria: Has like, what, one story scene with Alain? Has no relevance to the story beyond being possessed and being villain once, which like half the roster can claim the same. Also her relationship with Alain turned out to be pretty fricking terrible.

    Like, sure, she has a really, really good stories with Travis and Bruno, but at that point you might as well say any two characters with a nice rapport are main girls, even if they are isolated from the main plot and Alain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game probably went through plenty of rewrites given its long development cycle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Berengaria and Virginia are the main heroines of their respective region. That's reason enough.

      >very prominent in Drakenhold
      And not so much after that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the region exclusive characters get cucked by the non linear progression one can take, they never show up outside of their designated zones unless it's in a rapport.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, Scarlett slightly avoids it with a few scenes here or there since she's mandatory, but even then it's obvious they held her back from being in too many scenes or else Lex and Chloe might as well not have had a role at all in the game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those few Scarlett scenes (and Albion in its entirety) are why the game wouldn't let you leave Cornia without Scarlett.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sexy cool design = marketable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Berengaria always looks like she's the main character of her own game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her spin-off's in the works as we speak.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alain + Yunifi + Scarlett
    Who else for the last 2 slots?
    This team is so good they may as well function as a 3 man unit already

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used both elf bawds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is your Yunifi a frontline dodge counterattacker or a backline nuker?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shaman and sergeant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Berenice and Yahna

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I find a bicorn to bless me instead of this monogamous unicorn cuck?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bicorn is a creature—part panther, part cow, with a human-like face—that devours kind-hearted and devoted husbands and (because of their abundance) is plump and well fed.

      Ya sure you want that, buddy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kind-hearted and devoted husbands
        >abundant
        Middle ages people were really tripping.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t.foid

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Contrary to what israeli media tells, medieval people weren't any worse than today. Most husbands don't beat their wife because they can't, but because they dont want to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WILL MARRY ONE (UNO) (ICHI) (2^0) WOMAN
      YOU WILL NOT TAKE ANY CONCUBINES NOR MISTRESSES
      YOU WILL REMAIN DEVOTED TO YOUR WIFE AND HAVE BABYMAKING SEX WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PRODUCING STRONG HEIRS
      AND YOU WILL
      BE
      HAPPY

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What happens if the wife is infertile?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TRY HARDER YOU FRICK

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those are legal grounds for a divorce. Kings must have an heir.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure the unicorn follows traditional laws

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the girls should have had three rapport. Feels like some of them go from treating you as a friend to wanting to be with you forever too quickly

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did people beat the final mission without rescuing Scarlett? I mean the level gap seems nuts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can grind at the Moderate Sigil in northwest Cornia then spend whatever apples you have remaining, then use as many cheese comps as you can manage

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does sorceror's familiar increase magic attack for the entire combat? Or just a single attack.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking Berengaria while Travis watches

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking Travis while Berengaria watches.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      impossible, she would immediately force herself in

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >impossi--ACK

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are dark elves such prostitutes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dark
      here's your answer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Magellan's response.
      >Turns out Magellan was lowkey the most romantic dude in the whole game.
      >Gets Rosalinde to start following him around hoping to share a sorbet.
      What a surprise.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what does he say

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Something along the lines of "You remind me of the night sky, except instead of fear and cold, you just give me a sense of calm and peace."

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they're banging for sure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Scarlett getting prison fricked by possessed Renault
      >Melisandre eye-fricking Aramis
      >Rosalinde mentally fricking Megellan
      >Virginia actually fricking Gilbert

      Sisters, what the frick you told me game was for based vanillabvlls like me, what is this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s why you go for loyal girls like Dinah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Begone, ntrcuck.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are trying too hard, cuckgay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everything he said is canon though?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Really hoping the morons that interpret every line as shipbait just go back to Twitter or some shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chloe HAS BEEN THERE SINCE THE START yet you go for the hussies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but... i mean... it's chloe...so...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s Chloe, so she will be your loving wife, steadfast queen and mother of your children.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pekora sexo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >vtroon fan is an ntrcuck
        It's like a synonym at this point.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you watched more that one rapport with any girls other than you Maiden
    >you watched any rapport between your Maiden and any male character
    You didn't beat the game

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate seeing these classes I can't use cause I want to build around them the instant I read their abilities.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Best girl is tranyuri bait
    I swear Atlus always has to frick something so simple up. They do it at purpose at this point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blame shitty American translations

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3 teams
    >no shopping / divine shard / colosseum
    >True Zenoiran diff.
    >no recruit and no mercenaries
    The worst part is that I HAVE to save the Yggdrasil tree in order to reach the port that leads to Albion. I wish I could skip it. I think I'll fnish Drakenhold first, and then board the ship to Bastorias.
    ALTHOUGH
    If I reach rank B and promote, I might just be able to beat that level 25 fight in the northern part of Cornia.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and rescue scarlett first

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was my 8th fight, lol
        I honestly don't see how to save her before anything else. Maybe I would replicate it IF someone posts a yt video.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i just did it myself, posted about it earlier in the thread

          i was able to do it
          i focused the griffon on sniping the back row and then chipped him down

          it was a near thing

          Tips on doing Scarlett rescue as the first mission on TZ?

          I just failed (timedout) that mission. I couldn't really put a dent in Renault: the only thing that did damage to him was Fran's attack and the item/ash limit meant i couldn't use her often enough to kill him

          Stockpile valor points, use items, and farm levels on your way up. It's doable, but I was very tight on time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i just did it myself, posted about it earlier in the thread
            I guess I wasn't there. Do you have a link?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              do you not know how Ganker works
              you know what don't worry about it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I can find it in the archive, but I'm not going through 500+ posts. Can you link me to your post, that's what I meant.
                I assume you uploaded a pic or wrote a strategy, that's what I want to see. Like I said, I can't find anything on yt.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Fran

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chloe?

    Lex's sow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lex has literally zero romantic interest in Chloe. He’s adventure sexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lex is for one thing, and one thing only. Mastery of the blade. Girls would distract him for attaining the peak he seeks.

        Nah the guy clearly enjoys women, his maiden scene has him basically going "bro this is why you can't get laid"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He literally fricks off to go on adventures. Meanwhile Chloe stays with Alain in every ending

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Meanwhile Chloe stays with Alain in every ending
            She doesn't. If she befriends Ridiel, she also fricks off to slam clams with the half-elf.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, when both Alain and Ridiel has max rapport with Chloe, she stays with Alain.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I guarantee you he's fricking random chicks during those adventures.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He also tells Alain to swap rings with him since he doesn't think being the maiden suits him. What a cheeky little bastard, NEEDS CORRECTION BY wiener.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lex is for one thing, and one thing only. Mastery of the blade. Girls would distract him for attaining the peak he seeks.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got Ochlys, is she a tank?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      evade tank

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Don't expect her to deal much damage, for now.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monica?

    Clive's sow.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still experimenting with teams, right now I have Alain, Yahna, Clive and the hammer girl on one team, but I'm thinking of switching out hammer girl with Bruno for his row-wide attack.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >switching out one of the best classes for shitno

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only just got the hammer class, haven't had the chance to try them out yet.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Keep her. Warrior/breakers are awesome. Gladiators are meh, if you want row-wide attacks — get yourself a gryphon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bruno and yahna are a good pair, she can give him truestrike for dodgers and magic damage for armors.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's really cool. Right now I've been using her with Alain to butt that healing strike.

        Once you promote Alain he can carry pretty much any team. Auch or Yahna are a great addition for specific magic damage until you get some elves or a fire breathing Hilda. It’s also fun to put five horses in one unit and watch them tear around the map faster than anything else.

        Yeah, right now Yahna is my only magic unit (unless the Shaman girl can do magic damage, but she's MVP for stealing PP from thieves anyway). I'm doing the Auch quests now, still haven't rescued Scarlett yet, in the early game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once you promote Alain he can carry pretty much any team. Auch or Yahna are a great addition for specific magic damage until you get some elves or a fire breathing Hilda. It’s also fun to put five horses in one unit and watch them tear around the map faster than anything else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hammer girl
      >not using the based fatman
      neck all the waifugays

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I use Mordon, Nina, and Kitra

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same, plus I have one generic hammer girl.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          disgusting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I use all of them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nina is better from a gameplay perspective too anon, offensive+precise is perfect for the class.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >use mirror

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you recruit Gilbert?
    He gets mogged before I can get to him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you charge in from the front of the fortress instead of going around and doing the resistance quest like he told you to?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh thanks
        I don't listen to manlets

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And remember to agree with Virginia when she tells you you should talk to Aramis.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          With what you did you can still deploy units from both ends, which makes things a lot simpler.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, am I going insane or do the rapports for the characters not increase if you skip the battle?
    I could swear, I only ever saw them reaching the next level when after watching the whole fight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      skipping battle just skip the fighting animation

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick you Ganker for shilling me into buying this game

    > charged attack items are stronger than every DPS class in the game and there are items to make it so you don't have to charge it
    > charged attack = i win button
    > AAAAAAAA BALTRO BY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP I DEFEAT YOU

    frick this shitty game with it's chatgpt written story wrriten by nihongo monkeys, i know only you weeb shills would like this game

    it took me 20 hours to finish the game because every mission can be sped run by right clicking to the end, you motherfrickers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every mission can be sped run by right clicking to the end
      huh?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just build one hyper carry team and have it move to the mission objective and ta da you win

        oh there's obstacles in the way? use a flying unit and then distance swap when it's near the end, there's no way you idiots haven't thought about this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So…don’t make OP strats?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the game is fricking brainless you pajeet marketing shill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >figures out the most unfun way to play the game
      >deliberately sucks out all the fun of the game himself
      >Complain that video game story is a video game story
      >Despite not having fun, presses forward for 20 whole hours

      >it's your fault, Ganker
      I bet you're the type of kid who blamed their parents for not getting the right toys in christmas

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > noooo that's not how your suppose to play the game it's only fun when you play it like (this)

        that's moronic, your telling me to sniff glue and dumb myself down just to have fun? how is this a good game if it gives you a bunch of OP shit and your not suppose to use it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How much free time do you have to just jump into random UO thread for the past 3 weeks to just shit on the game? Seriously, it is obvious it is the same person, who always greentexts putting words in other people's mouths.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ganker is full of these freaks, they seriously need to get better hobbies

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            maybe you just don't realize it's a bad game so there's a bunch of pissed off people, i can take a picture on my phone and show you i literally just bought the game 3 days ago

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you bought the game without trying the widely publicized 7-hour demo first, I don't know what to tell you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >demo is available
      >demo is 5 hours long
      >you can play it and see what kind of game this is
      I give you a (You)

      And I beg every other anon to ignore shitposters like this one, because he and those similar to him (who bought Dragon's Dildo 2) will try to derail every UO thread.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally impossible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, I'm struggling with the one team with the wyvern in the backrow, getting buffed with an ice tome.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F-F-FILTERED!

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which class had the worst downgrade once promoted?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None? There's only upsides when promoting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean visually

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not big but I preferred the cool pose female warriors have compared to the promoted one.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked Nina and Kitra’s idle animation better before being upgraded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorceress obviously. Female breakers are also a downgrade — not because of the outfit, but because new pose is not as cool.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not because of the outfit, but because new pose is not as cool.
        You take that back, gaylord.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, step-on-the-hammer pose >>>>> stripper pose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women get too much armor when promoting. Not enough dresses with frills.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fighters go from varied scrappy warriors to the same looking guy with a big ugly shield.

      Wyvern riders cover up their legs and drop the cool scale mail armor.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Innate anthro thirst for human male husband

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the optimal level to promote is 20

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fighter as he is:
    >lvl1: warding slash and arrow cover
    >lvl10: quick guard
    >lvl15: shield bash
    >lvl20: defender
    >lvl25: provoke
    As he should be:
    >lvl1: shield bash and quick cover
    >lvl10: arrow cover
    >lvl15: warding slash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skill progression is fine. For me fighter should be:
      >higher than average baseline initiative
      So that he could stun enemies before they act and benefit from self-buff from warding slash.
      >access to greatshield after promotion
      He's clearly designed around being tanky, but he's a bit too squishy for actual tanking.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also counts as armored so Vanguards get cucked by anti-hoplite attacks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good initiative for the fighter would really solve the problems it has.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hardly, he gets arrow cover hours before you fight archers and flying enemies, while getting the most basic taking skill at level 10. They should be swapped.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is liza in queen tier or friendzone tier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wierd tier.
      >Three rapports with Alain.
      >Really pretty cute girl, nice ending together, likable.
      >BUT
      >She already has a crush on Aubin and it feels fricking bad to ntr one of the coolest bros in the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the cornians had a worse reaction to her being queen than a fricking dog tier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Desert beggar whom a prince should not associate with tier.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I use the twin sisters. Their unique classes are a cool concept, but I have no idea what's the best way to go about them. Will it work if I just stack elves into one team?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're done with Elheim, stacking elves is a bad idea. The sisters will be amazing once they reach lvl 30. Other than that, treat Rosalinde as a mage and Eltolinde as a healer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All rosalinde needs to do is just elemental roar while buffed by a book, before that just enjoy the freezes, heals, and start of battle lightning. I feel Eltolinde could work well with counter characters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are strong mages that double as servicable healers, you can put them anywhere and they will work at the very least well.
      Later on, Rosalinde becomes a magical nuke that you can build entire teams around buffing her or giving her a second action. Eltolinde is better at protecting and healing rows, not as great as her sister. They can double as clerics and mages depending on how you set them up and still do the other job. Shouldn't be difficult to use them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're more defined as they level up, but you get several good magic lances. Hilda has a full row stun attack and they have lightning and freezing lance attacks. They both heal debuffs as well as light heals on hit which serves as a strong makeshift bishop early on that can also attack.

      Later on Roselinde gets a skill that lets her turn 1 do an AoE on a row of enemies and string that into an AoE thta hits all enemies. The fun part is that since their skills are part physical you can confer Thunder, Burn or Ice into them using tomes and/or a witch.

      Eltolinde on the other hand gains more aggressive healing spells, one that heals a full row which is excellent on teams with 3 Frontliners and a row heal that also wipes and protects from debuffs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best thing about them is that they are pretty much self-sufficient. They don't really require any building around or any specific support. Just put the brownie in any team that could use an offensive caster and the whitey in any team that could use a healer — and both will do their jobs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      level them up to lv30 and spam elemental roar. you should be able to roar twice per battle. stack buffs on them like conferral tomes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The sisters in the back with an elven archer in the back and two elven swordsmen in the front crush anything without true strike or magic reflect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used eltolinde with doom knights, seems like an obvious synergy to me

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the default nature on Lex
    hardy/defensive or something?

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fighters/vanguards are bad
    >vikings are not frontliners
    >hoplites don't do shit except guard
    >swordmasters die to anything not melee
    >bears exist
    I really get why everyone just stacks initiative and nukes entire rows before the enemy can move. At least Alain can hold a frontline.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fighters/vanguards are bad
      they are okay at their niche, can't expect everything from a starter shitter
      >vikings are not frontliners
      uhh bro your shamans?
      >hoplites don't do shit except guard
      >swordmasters die to anything not melee
      as expected
      >bears exist
      only thing wrong with bears is not having a party shield skill

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My copy of UO has been stuck in transit for a week somehow and only just got processed at a facility in my state this morning
    It's taking so long for it to come in, but if they stop dragging their feet it should be in tomorrow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel that. My collector's edition copy is supposed to arrive this Friday. I pre-ordered it months ago and it's been delayed 4 times already.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why didnt you just download it to your switch through the e shop?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine not having a hacked switch in 2024

      why didnt you just download it to your switch through the e shop?

      because digital is for cucks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I wanted to support a game that I enjoyed the demo for.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nobody stops you from doing both

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've had my PS5 physical in limbo for 2 weeks now. I haven't cancelled yet because literally no where else is selling. All stores have zero copies.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all across the world all it takes to defeat racism is a handsome prince or a hot b***h
      What did Vanillaware mean by this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we could have had it irl too if not for israelites

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It should work like that irl, but israelites like piting races against each other.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The next Queen of Cornia!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Drakenhold

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But that’s not Dinah…

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dinah's a dog, not a queen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cope
          fox is the queen

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, doggie afuera.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dogs are quadrupeds dumbass

          Dinah walks on two legs, stop judging books by their cover dipshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cousinwife

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dresses almost as loose as the elves

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >almost
        and that's why she doesn't get the ring

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She just knows what Alain wants to see

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You know, see through skirts aren't exactly regal, but now that I think about it, half the royals wear it.
          Eltolinde, Ilenia and Virginia wear see-through skirts. Gilbert, Aramis and Alain don't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Gilbert's girl.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gilbert
        Aka plan C

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what were plans a and b

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alain and Ludwig. Poor manlet is the backup's backup.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia is best Cuzzo!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Veggie!

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the magic buff from elf archers worth it or should I turn it off?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really good but it's up to you, elf archers are very flexible

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Victory should go to the girl most forward with her affections.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros why is Alain's future wife flirting with another man right in front of him?

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >give the ring to Josef
    >now you can have multiple wives
    Problem unicorn?

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A daily reminder that Ochlys yuribait dialogues changed to her offering Alain to take him outside the castle if he ever gets lonely like Gerard/Alcina situation if you marry her.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >argues with some moron, shitting up the thread
    >noo my time is so valuable
    tatiana.jpg

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell, it's real

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no way, this has to be shopped

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no .webm
        >no short video, even the 30 sec long which is what Switch allows
        >also cropped pic
        It's 'shop all right.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How can I shop this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          show me what's in it and i'll take it back

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just found it. Another PP weapon set I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no way, this has to be shopped

      Each one gives a weapon with additional PP and some other bonus I forgot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >6
      how many fricking treasure maps are there

      no way, this has to be shopped

      technically possible if you get very lucky with time extenders and mighty dig

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with anon!

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chloe's a tough girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute king and his future queen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett, don't look...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chloe's a tough girl

      Cute king and his future queen

      proof that UO threads are filled with bots shilling the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just because the replies are short??

        And not long essays??

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ignore the schizos
          just talk about the game, these people are mentally ill

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your mentally ill if you think someone watching that webm and thinking "wow Chloe's a tough girl" and typing it with their hands

            there's no way a human would think to type that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett, don't look...

      >Willing to betray her best friend in the world for some dick.
      I wonder who else would she betray for dick...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally proposed to by the future king
        What was she supposed to do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This should have been Scarlett's 3rd rapport.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IT WAS HER FRICKING TURN

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Using Dinah's big fluffy tail as a dakimakura!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how soft and fluffy it is…

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Primm must be protected at all cost

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Built for handholding in public

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Primm feels a little bit like a heroine who was cut from the script and demoted to extra

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        both Primm and Sharon seem like alpha versions of Scarlett, especially how Sharon has that overworld quest

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >especially how Sharon has that overworld quest
          ...you mean that absolutely shallow, one-note quest where you just look for cemeteries and get rewards without even an actual explanation for them like every other overworld quest?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All overworld quests are shallow by that definition
            >visit place
            >see sprite animation
            >get thing

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, Sharon's is actually worse.
              >Yahna puzzles: an actual explanation, you're doing a treasure hunt, you have to find the map, then activate the glyphs in the correct order, and then you get your reward.
              >Selvie stone circles: you're doing research, this unexplained phenomenon is some ruins she's trying to investigate, you have to do battles to actually complete them and the rewards are incredible (actual grinding spots).
              >Ithilion meteor sites: it is just "find the spot, get reward", but it still makes sense, you collect a precious resource, you go to the statues and get weapons forged with that resource.

              >Sharon cemeteries: "Yeah so we're just gonna visit these and I'll do a little hoolabalooga because the actual responsible for this is sick (apparently only the one cleric takes care of the whole continent so if she's sick you need a whole fricking army to run up and down the whole world). Oh and once I've done four in a place, suddenly a bunch of rewards will materialize out of thin air with no explanation."

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a bunch of rewards will materialize out of thin air with no explanation.
                This applies to so many quests, tho.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For most battles you just assume you looted it from your enemies. For the rest you're told whoever you helped gave you a reward.

                With Sharon, a bunch of stuff just suddenly appears. The only possible explanations is either that Sharon is looting graves, or that she's got a stash she's keeping hidden from the Liberation.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh and the hoolabalooga in question is pointless because there's only one necromancer in the whole setting.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's an actual explanation stated every time you go to a graveyard? Nice job just mashing through the text moron

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could cut out half the liberation quests and lose nothing honestly

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >veggie tales
    what's it about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leah's suffering day in day out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh so it's a porno

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Chloe teach Alain how to dance in THE MIDDLE OF WAR???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why not
      you aren't fighting all the damn time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        like 95% of a campaign of war is either traveling, camping, or waiting for something to happen

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And preparing for history-changing battles that will be decided within a few hours

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chloe wanted to be selfish for once

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Selfish prostitute

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he should slap her or she'll never learn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In war you need people who can bring some brief moments of levity when you have downtime. Otherwise the misery will set in and take hold. And a depressed army is an ineffective army.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a list of everything you get for killing or refusing to recruit certain units?

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about halfway through Drakenhold. Am I better off promoting some people, or increasing one party's size from 4 to 5?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Promoting is always better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drakenhold is too easy for you to need to promote

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      promote your garbage units first and save your all-stars for when you really need them to upgrade

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >王子って物凄いお人好しで。。。
    The Prince is such a big hearted person...
    >盗賊が命乞いで「病弱な妹がいる」って言うたら
    A thief begged for his life, saying "I have an ill sister",
    >許しちゃってさ
    And the Prince forgive him....
    >(それだわ!)
    (That's it!)

    >ごきげにょうアレイン...いえ お兄ちゃん
    How do you do Alain..... No, big brother!
    >お兄ちゃん...?どうしたメリザンド!
    Brother...? Why Melisandre!?

    >読みが正しければアレインは病弱な妹がタイプ!
    >(If I read it right, Alain is the ill sister type!)
    >ちなみに、私は病気よ
    By the way -
    I'm sick.
    >え...!大変だ!誰かシャロン呼んで!
    What..! That's terrible! Somebody get Sharon!

    >しかし珍しくメリザンドの読みは外れた
    >However, Melisandre's reading was off

    (The joke is either she's saying "I'm sick/crazy/insane" and/or her statement is on par with saying she had a stroke/chronic illness)

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