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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, right here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i chose his knife flipping and edgelord lines over cowbreasts, it is over for me...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Handsome athletic black elf picks the most average frumpy looking white human b***h imaginable
      Pottery

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't ever badmouth precious forehead girl again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The frick? npc chick is cute as hell, ithilion should be thanking his lucky stars

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up, b***h.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congratulations. You've just summerized the entire 35+ book Legend of Drizzt series.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >60-70 years later

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Conversation with Magellan that confirms Magellan as a siscon
      The elf cast is pretty based, save for the female archer who basically doesn't exist beyond her intro quest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >confirms Magellan as a siscon
        Nah, not really. He's just family over flings. He already said it, he wouldn't put her above some girl he literally just met, but that's not factoring in whether he met a girl and then spent a long enough time with her.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just make a fricking porn game already

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is already a good amount of porn steadily being produced

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the unicorn is okay with you fricking elves as long as you are in a monogamous relationship

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're be-en.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did Auch ever stop being chicken?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flying leader is gonna be fast right?
    >nope! slow as frick and only 4 stamina
    kinda annoying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Faster if there is a mountain in-between.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd climb her mountains

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I..is it weird I want to take one of these girls off their mount and like...mount them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's made up for by being the best movement type in the game. I have as many flying leaders as possible.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I use cavalry for my leads where I can
        Which is only like 3 squads since I'm not making 5 identical cavalry doomstacks, still nice to be fast though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hastened call is practically free

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why is the movement type that can ignore ALL obstacles not also the fastest with the most stamina
      it's not even that slow shits faster than most infantries
      fricking idiot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Start of round
      >Take out flying lead as well as whatever else I need early based on the map
      >Cast AoE speed up on everyone
      >Send flying lead to nearest tower
      >Switch flying lead to crossbow lead to run interference and support

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like your game looks better than mine. Do you just increase the resolution?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to easily farm rapport later in the game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Taverns exist solely for that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as soon as you reach the first walled city (suggested level: 5) you can go to the tavern and buy rapport for anyone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the tavern and feed them.
      Later taverns are a lot more time efficient .

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >10 year reunion with the court sorceress
    >she says this to you
    >you can't respond
    R-renaultbros...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Laurent would have told her to eat shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That line doesn't make any sense tho.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good fricking lord bros, I want to marry Scarlett so bad. I want to just keep my hot cow wife well bred and lactating 24/7 for the first ten fricking years of our reign. I want to spend every day whispering how insanely hot and beautiful she is and how ridiculously horny she gets me every day as I pound her fricking brains out. Until she stops having self-confidence issues and instead parades all smug around Gran Corrine, because she knows she's full to burst with my fricking seed at that exact moment. I want to kiss Scarlett in every place, both anatomical and geographic. I want the Unicorn to go from enforcing monogamy to begging me to see other people every once in a while. I want to make sure every citizien in Cornia, Fevrith, and even in other kingdoms we visit for diplomacy reasons or friendly visits, to hear her scream he lungs out as I make sure her fifth pregnancy are twins (again).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, but consider fricking your cousin instead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Virginia is a bossy b***h. Don't want.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      King.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice, but the vest does a bit of supporting and pushing up work.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zenoirans are immigrants
    >they are evil as frick
    What do japs mean by it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japan xenophobic? That's unpossible.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Josef
    >Rowdy gigachad working his way up the royal Cornian guard ranks
    >Get so good that you maybe get some pussy from the widowed queen, but the history books will never say
    >Shit goes sideways one day
    >Have to run away from a kingdom turned on you and your queen, leaving her to her death while you take her son
    >Do the best you can and raise the young prince into the best man he can possibly be
    >Do so well at that too that the prince sees you as his true father
    >The time has finally come, and you begin to liberate the country
    >The young prince keeps hiring murderers, slavers and pretty sure that one guy is a rapist
    >Liberation slightly tainted, but at lea-
    >Then the young prince, newly minted as king decides he wants to be a degenerate and frick the furry/elf/Drakenholdian
    >Bloodline destroyed
    >Die

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine being Josef
      I'd fricking kill myself, that is after executing everyone else first

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fine Josef, I'll sire a child with Virginia while I frick off for 50 years of threesome sex with Railanor and Rosalinde.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >threesome
        No you don't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fornicate with a drakenholder
      Absolutely unforgivable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "tis the right of conquest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry Josef, the elf pussy is too strong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Typical Jeigan
      >Ah Marsu-sama, presu feel free to remove my weapon so I can set up exp for the other units- OW MY BACK! I'm too old for this...

      Josef
      >GAZE UPON THE FACE OF YOUR DEMISE
      >*Kills thousands, stays relevant until literally the end of the game*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot about Frederick?

        ?si=pWr7EOOTtOtEq4oH

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The "gaze upon the face of your demise" of its day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Inserts his lance inside Josef's ass and throws him to the side

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think you've had it bad?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was anyone besides me reminded of Triangle Strategy in that room?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really wanted to like this game because I'm a Team Asanogay but I just couldn't get into it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The fights are so good tho

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's too bad, it was an all-timer for me. Only game in all my life I played newgame + all the way through immediately after beating it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My only issue with Triangle was I'd like if the characters were less static gameplay-wise
          Most of the upgrades you can pick out for them don't feel that impactful

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, because I do not play games with that degree of censorship.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          UGH, YAWN.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed when Yunifi screamed and they had to leave tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And this is how Yunifi became pregnant with her first child with Alain

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they lose their smiles.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The horrors of war always wear down that smile.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      metal hat too heavy
      not sure about the others

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get used to it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just like me!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHY FRAN IS SO FLAT?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fran is only a Griffon Rider because the other two candidates ended in the hospital
        lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't eat her hell peppers as a child.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being designated paizuri relief members for an entire army takes its toll

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i haven't played the game but i like the blonde knight lady

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And YES, I still choosed Eltolinde as wife
    >Connecting Elf land and Human land
    >Have 2 armies to raid Drakengard to the ground and conquer it
    >Beasts at the north hates humans so won't help them
    >Too Cold fir Drakengardians to leave north
    >Albion at the other side of the map, they can't get help with both my kingdoms blocking path

    Total Drakengard Death

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >raid Drakengard
      But your best fweind Short King lives there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never used his units during Drakengard war.
        I have his brother in my squad, and will be because his loved Primm is also there
        I saved the Drakengard rebels
        I saved Drakengard mercenaries

        I will destroy Drakengard when I please

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *drakistan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do you have against drakengard 🙁

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing specially, I just want to destroy them, simple as.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nene, what are you doing outside of /eog/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be petty thief
      >liberation wants to hire me? sure, sneaking into cities shouldn't be too difficult for me
      >their commander orders me to replace the Hoplite gigahomie with a shield bigger than I am tall
      >my job will be to dodge cavalry charges of entire armies all by myself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eltolinde, why ;_;

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite animations?
    For me it's wild rush followed by a cavalry pursuit

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys lied to me and said the story is shit. I'm 30% of the way through and while the overarching story is kind of cliche, the mini story arcs are very fun. Voice acting and unique interactions between such a huge cast really make the world feel alive, and every character has their time to shine so no one feels like a waste of space. Even the mini events that occur mid stage stimulate the imagination. Kino game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Story is basically anime tier, I don't complain either

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the overarching story is kind of cliche,
      Well, yes, that's usually what's called the story. How exactly are they wrong? The other shit is usually filled under character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a total rollercoaster. A lot of character moments are really nice, but then they're followed by utterly stupid shit in side quests with premises or conclusions that make you go "What the frick was that". The overarching story is fine. Just fine. Not spectacular, not bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Story is fine. People just automatically equate a story being generic as being bad. It serves the gameplay well and you can tell they really tried adding some depth to the characters with their rapports and they really ran out of money not being able to voice or add cutscenes to them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's kind of how TRPGs as a whole go imo. The overall story that connects everything is either shit or meh, but the character interactions in between all that shit is the good stuff. I don't think I've ever gone into a TRPG looking for a good plot, I just want to see how good the characters are, if I don't care about them I'm probably not gonna care about the game or keeping them alive.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That's kind of how TRPGs as a whole go imo. The overall story that connects everything is either shit or meh
        FFT and Tactics Ogre LUCT both have really, really good stories that can go toe to toe with any RPG.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most games in general have worse stories than those two its not just a comparison to RPGs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but he said that TRPG's have "shit or meh stories", I just wanted to provide examples to show that this is not the case.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People just had high expectations coming from 13 sentinels. The story is serviceable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more wasted potential. It's not like FE6 where the setting and story were clearly meant to be barebones and charming in its own way; the world is extremely fleshed out and the scenario is rife for an interesting conflict that digs deep into everything. But it doesn't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the story is better than fine, although not quite at "good". The explanations for overall events are slightly more interesting than we first believe. The character moments in the mains scenario are nice. The supports are pretty generic, but most FE supports are outside of 3H, so this is forgivable.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick them for not porting this to PC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron
      https://fitgirl-repacks.site/unicorn-overlord-monarch-edition-v1-01-dlc-bonus-content-switch-emulators/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >spoonfeeding newbie shitposters

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >using repack site to download a 3gb file

          I'm just making a point

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >using repack site to download a 3gb file

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fitgirl repack instead of emulator + XCI
        fricking yikes

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >says this right in front of Scarlett
    Why are elves like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh how cute, Scarlett is teaching her how to do the petal divination thi-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cucking human women is an ancient elven tradition

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unlike Rosalinde, she didn't even intend to bully Scarlett. It just happened.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Calling Alain's name might have been an unfortunate coincidence, but I think the fact she tries to cheat by not counting the last petal after Scarlett already jumped at hearing her say Alain could count.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eltolinde is a more ruthless person, and courts Alain more aggressively than Rosalinde - she is just being cute about it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Demure bawd is the best

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DioField Chronicle + Final Fantasy XII + The Last Remnant = Unicorn GOTY Overlord

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder not to engage with the (singular) schizo shitposter

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3/11/24 – 3/17/24 [Update]
    >[NSW] Unicorn Overlord (ATLUS, 03/08/24) – 16,012 (56,003)
    >[PS5] Unicorn Overlord (ATLUS, 03/08/24) – 5,594 (29,992)

    Will this kind of sales in Japan give us anime adaptation?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want an anime out of a serviceable story like this
      Not to mention the animation will be shittier than the game anyway

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pat your half-elf wife.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Galerius (Llenia) gave it to Gailey for free

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aubin, Liza and Magellan
    What else.
    And don't say Glaucester, because he has zero fricking synergy with them beyond just taking advantage of Aubin's war horn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gilbert, pushing his sandhomie peasants around?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually tried Gilbert + Amalia. Not convinced at all.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jokes aside, that team needs a front liner and a support unit. If you want to keep it thematic, you can add other drakistani as Hilda to front and Primm as support. Tho elven archer is better than cleric in my opinion. Rosalinde maybe - she is a darkie too after all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no synergy
      but he does with aubin's spin2win

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dark knight can be an okay tank, with a couple vengegance stacks they become hoplite tier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Complete the desert buddy squad.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tactical Aerial tbh Vult

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chloe is a better cleric but still use Tatiana for Alain

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Josef was based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did Josef do spinning slash on a horse when he was young?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He killed a tenth of their band?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are your images such shit quality

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that mining minigame. I just want the maps and half the runs will just waste my fricking time. Fricking RNG cancer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate star iron so much, how is it even harder to mine than fervrite? Meteorite weapon isn't even that strong compared to other sets.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you get that for free with the delf fencer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, that came out wrong. I'm not complaining about rarity, I'm complaining about the mining hp (about 450) which is massive and is just a waste of time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            agreed
            the maps come in easier than that waste

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Have 4 maps in Drakenhold and Bastorias
      >Have 5 maps in Cornia and Elheim
      >My obvious assumption would be that I'm missing 1 map in Drakenhold and Bastorias, but I have done the mining minigame like 20 times since last map without finding another one so I'm just here confused af on whether there are any more or if I'm just wasting time and money

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look at the top right of the screen while you're under the timer while mining. If you got all the maps, there's no map icon there with the stone, ore, divine shard, and/or star iron icons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Use mighty dig at 2 charges instead of max. It's useless because the area isn't large enough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's fun tho

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a hell of an outfit for Yahna

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KoNoSuBa tier breasts

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take Gilbert and Glaucester out of there and put Magellan in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You're one of the good ones
        Jesus Magellan you can't just say that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What did he say that could even be read that way?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Christ, that's smooth.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ikr? That line instantly made change my whole view of Magellan. Turns out the dude's a straight up poet.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Besides BROsef, GODnault, Travis (my gf) or my boy Jeremy, other men can get the FRICK out of my army

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My loyal husband Mordon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Um yeah that'll be 30 Bastrion
        >I've got wood
        >Only Bastrion
        >I've got like 150 pieces of wood
        >IT MUST BE BASTRION

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >imagine trying to reinforce a stone bridge with mere wood

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why can't I just send one of my 6 fliers to the other side?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The whole army is in your pocket weighing them down.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's even funnier when every region's bridge must be made of that region's stone. Get your dirty human rocks out of here, elves only touch Elcite.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Magellan, Aubin, Mordon, Hodrick, and Bryce are based too though.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an official image of Yanha without the hat?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I would love to see her hair

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The HAT stays ON during sex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine her letting her hair down

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My druid wife keeps talking about how amazing Bruno's ass is. She never compliments my ass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cuck

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Werelion is just reskinned Gladiator

    RUINED
    U
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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's based off of a human class
      I mean lore-wise it makes sense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >elves are just humans+
      >beasts are just humans+
      >angels are just humans+
      >humans had to be the only race to evolve promotions just to compete

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So when's mortal empires for uo?
    I wanna racially cleanse bastoria

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amalia as an Ogre LL when?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wouldnt be hard to set up either
      will probably be in the remaster in a few years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are Cornia and Albion more Empire or Bretonnia?
      Also it's funny how Bastorias is really just Kislev+Norsca.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Are Cornia and Albion more Empire or Bretonnia?
        Bretonnia
        empires has artillery and dwarf tech

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Plus the high emphasis on knighthood.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >norbelle dialogue
    This is canon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source me pls

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doom knight + power belt + fairy heal
    It's gaming time

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very nice anon

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just made it to the point where the Zenoiran mind control bullshit is explained to me. Neat twist

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trade with h*umans
    >Their only ware is slaves

    >Go to h*uman orphanage
    >Get sold into slavery

    >Join the h*man imperial army
    >Get enslaved by some blue rock

    >Join the h*man resistance army
    >Forced to fight my enslaved brethren

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Rosalinde, Eltolinde, Virginia, Scarlett, and Yunifi so much bros.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just barely beat Galerius at Cornia
    >Now I have to choose between Elf girls or Virginia
    FRICK, I CAN'T DECIDE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get free elf waifu by entering woods then go do incest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elfland is higher level so the game kinda choose for you anyways, unless you're intentionally going out of order
      You can just walk into Elfland and recruit Rosalinde without a battle though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Just barely beat Galerius at Cornia
        >Now I have to choose between Elf girls or Virginia
        FRICK, I CAN'T DECIDE

        1st battle in elfland is pure assrape.

        >Elfland is higher level so the game kinda choose for you anyways
        If you can survive one battle you start ramping up in levels like crazy. All my squads went from 10 to 15 on this one fight because it's a wave of 50 enemies thrown at you. I think this is on purpose to level you up to the correct level if you do choose to go to elfland. There are even Arbalests for a few free levels right off the bat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1st battle in elfland is pure assrape.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elheim is higher level. The game kinda pretends you can choose but not really (well, you could go and do it, but you'd be breaking progression and making things harder only for things to be boringly easy later when you have to do Drakenhold).
      Either way, cross the elf forest one moment before starting the first quest so you can get the first elf waifu.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Purest form of love

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I dyed my hair white just for you
      >B-Baka, you didn't need to go that far...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I gotta give it to VW. They made something for everyone, even threw a bone at the furries.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        e-girlgays don't really have much though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pedos deserve to suffer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a e-girlgay, and I'm satisfied. The art style is cute, so every girl scratches that itch that e-girls usually do.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I really like this game but I'm almost finished with it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then start true zenorian difficulty once you’re done

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much harder is expert than tactical? What changes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How much harder is expert than tactical?
      I started on Expert and Expert feels just right. If you have ever played a video game before, I recommend Expert. I can't imagine the game being easier. The stats are different and then with Expert there is also a 10 item limit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        10 item use limit is arguably easier though because you're less likely to deplete your fricking provisioners and thus less likely to make stupid choices in battle.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >10 item use limit is arguably easier though
          Only if you're a moron looking to argue
          >you're less likely to deplete your fricking provisioners and thus less likely to make stupid choices in battle.
          You will never need items, but in instances where you might get yourself fricked into a corner, an item limit will make it so that you cannot miraculously unfrick yourself out of an unwinnable situation as easily

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Limit on how many items you can use in battle (I still never used enough to hit it) and slightly higher enemy stats

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is there a reason people are saying the story is 'bad'? I just finished the game and it seems pretty straight forward to me. Just because a story is 'predictable' or played straight doesn't mean its bad, you know? And theres also some great twists throughout the game that make it worth it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So is there a reason people are saying the story is 'bad'?
      That's just zoomer culture. Contrarianism and hating everything. They haven't grown out of it yet. This game is too easy and the story sucks. By the way, I'm currently living in the UO thread on a mongolian basket weaving forum and I am currently doing my TZ playthrough. Am I cool yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basic is bad for some people. I personally don't mind it as a basic story can still be told well (and poorly), but I can see how some people are going to be rubbed the wrong way if they have to go through "Prince Liberates a country through the power of friendship #1052" again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're on the most hyperbolic place in the internet. The story's fine just don't expect actual political intrigue or whatever its pretty much a 90s fantasy anime.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people have been calling FFV's story bad for decades even if it probably is one of the better ones just because it is a very straightforward adventure of guys becoming friends during their travels and stopping the big evil guy

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alain can just bust out poetry to praise his people over random bullshit
    Why is that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's nobility, that's pretty much all they did. War and poetry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would be pretty embarrassing if Magellan the desert chieftain could outdo cornian royalty in busting out sweet poetry.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a feeling that, if I promote really soon, I will be able to clear this map. Before finishing Elheim and Drak.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie finish drakenhold

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nooooo I don't want my waifu be taken away.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You literally get Beren back along with recruiting Gilbert (if you do that right) after the same battle.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You literally get her back like 2 missions later

            I know, anons.

            This is my run on TZ and I'm trying some shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You literally get her back like 2 missions later

            2 very gruelling missions, at least on True Zenoiran. That's the closest I got to getting stuck on this game, because warrior princess was fricking carrying my shit team.

            [...]
            I know, anons.

            This is my run on TZ and I'm trying some shit.

            If I were you, I'd put it off as long as possible.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You literally get her back like 2 missions later

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then go there, if you cant beat the furries you can just back out, you cant brick this game

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone tried finishing the game with the unpatched version? was it notable more difficult that 1.01?
    I remember having a lot timeouts and near ones on expert in the demo, and it never became a problem except a couple liberation missions in 1.01.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is your favorite them from this game and why is it Farde Mal Diavolo?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fighting off Galerius

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't care for it as much.
      Bastorias and Drakenhold leitmotifs are gold.
      Fight theme against Alcina, Elgor, etc is awesome.
      Elf land music is whatever but the "Witch's Word" version makes me diamonds.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can get this for like 43 quid instead of the general retail price games get these days
    The only tactics games I played were old flash games and 20 hours of Devil Survivor 1, how is this for someone to get into these games, and how much bang for my buck can I get from it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you didn't get filtered by Belrd in devil survivor you should be fine
      If you enjoy character building and messing around with teams and formations you may love the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you'll get easily 50+ hours unless you're autist and skip every single animation for some reason
      the first zone (Cornia) is essentially an extended tutorial where the game slowly introduces new classes and map mechanics at you. Once you get out of Cornia the challenge starts ramping up but still smoothly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Albion can be reached immediately after rescuing Scarlett
        I was lied to.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Albion is a lie, you have to finish a lvl 30 elfland mission before, which is what i'm gonna do when i finish bastoria first half

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will not pretend the music isn't bad and the story isn't bad. Even B-tier SRPGs like Disagaea and Tactics Ogre have ten times the soundtrack this does.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disgaea's pretty darn good ost wise but Tactics Ogre? I dont remember a single track from that game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Try these.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >game is bad
      >still here anyway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can skip the cutscenes.

        I can also skip the 2 seconds between clearing a map and the victory screen appearing, but it takes 2 seconds to skip.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alain x Scarlet
    Lex x Chloe
    Gilbert x Virginia
    Aramis x Primm
    Clive x Monica
    Aubin x Liza
    Magellan x Rosalinde
    Ithilion x Elina

    Simple as

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Magellan x Aubin x Liza
      fixed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gilbert x Virginia
      I just saw the scene at the coliseum where they sass each other and I'm now all on board for /ss/. How young is Gilbert anyway?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's probably 16 or 17. Just short.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll assume 15-16 then, 14 if for wishful thinking. Designing him noticeably shorter reads as intending he be younger. And Virginia is anywhere from 23-29 but probably not on the upper end. A decent range. Gilbert could have been getting sassy with her as young as 6 or so when she was a teen.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'll assume 15-16 then, 14 if for wishful thinking. Designing him noticeably shorter reads as intending he be younger.
            No it doesn't. Some characters are tall and some are short. For example, in Dragon Quest 11, the 16-year-old hero is taller than his 19-year-old male companion, Erik.
            There are a ton of reasons why Vanillaware might have wanted Gilbert to be short regardless of his age, but I would guess that Gilbert was designed to be Alain's age but shorter and more slender so his design isn't "competing" with Alain's more handsome, masculine look. They're both princes of a similar age, but as the main character and leader of the army, Alain is given the appearance of the "greater" man.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which girl loves (You) the most?
    >inb4 "play the game and find out"
    RPGs turn my brain into a fine pink smoothie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The main girl, Scarlett does

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scarlett, with honorable mentions for Virginia (if you do romance her, otherwise it's familial love) and probably Eltolinde.

        Thank you. If I ever get out of my funk, I'll drop some fanart of Scarlett and Alain in here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett, with honorable mentions for Virginia (if you do romance her, otherwise it's familial love) and probably Eltolinde.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >First love
      Scarlett
      >LoveLove blooming at first sight
      Eltolinde
      >Hate to Love
      Tatiana
      >Literal Racist turn Racemixer (still racist)
      Thedogfox thing
      >Loves Superior Males Only
      Amalia
      >Gaylove
      Travis
      >Didntknowewererelatedoopslove
      Leah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Leah
        Are you for real? I thought her parentage was unknown.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is a bit weird that she's the only other character with blue hair...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a meme, her blue hair is noted as being uncommon by Ren I think which has led to theories but we only ever see members of Alain's family with the light blue hair so she can't be directly related. Probably a bastard child of some royal or just from a poor family that didn't want her.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Both whisked away from their rightful birthplace to be raise elsewhere, both in the end grow to respect their father figures despite having flashes of doubt of place & purpose.
            Theres definitely something fishy going on that either wasnt fleshed out or kept subtle/up to interpretation.
            I mean they already have virginia cousin sex, it isnt too far off to draw that she's Alain's half little sister or something.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Leah
        Are you for real? I thought her parentage was unknown.

        It is a bit weird that she's the only other character with blue hair...

        >Leah
        Hmm... that name...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also Rosalinde though ngl, that Magellan rapport has me wondering if she isn't just naturally flirty. She definitely does get the hots for Alain though.
      And well, Melissandre, but her crush comes across as shallow af until like the third rapport.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Which girl loves (You) the most?
      scarlet but she's boring.
      i want to marry Berenice & Monica but i feel like monica still loves clive so i might settle with Berenice(the better of the two anyways) chole is a close third but she's for lex

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eww, frick off shipbait unicorn. Stop reaching on these convos

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing that kinda sucked for me was that enemies barely used elves, beasts and angels outside of their territories (actually, none at all), when they have no problem using Wyverns, swordmasters or thieves in other continents.
    Yes, storywise, it wouldn't make sense but that would have been cool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >had PTSD from Bastorias so bad I didn't want to unequip my silver weapons
      >then I remembered

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does George have a foot fetish dating back to Muramasa?

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despite the game being easy, it is way too much fun building various squads and see how well they can do. I love this game.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What other 2 characters do I put together with the black talon trio?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alain and Josef because they're family when you give the ring to Travis.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I plan to do Rosalinde/Etolinde and Rolf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alain and Tatiana.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rolf/Auch or Colm/Melisandre.

      Complete the desert buddy squad.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you set up elven archers? Ridiel feels like the most replaceable member of her current unit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Supports, give em a pursuit bracelet to mimic regular archers if you want actual damage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cast spellblade buff on people that attacks a lot like Berengaria, Snipers, landsharks then watch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only use them as 5th unit for Curative Rain for 3 attack member squads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Freeze arrows.
      Mystic conferral amping your mages or just giving magic effects to your non-mages.
      Debuff cleansing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mystic conferral lasts all fight long, it applies to all attacks, counters and pursuits that character does
      >if paired with Scarlett, using a passive on her will trigger passive miracle which will heal the elf and cause a party-wide heal
      >look into her accessories, elves can equip some nifty stuff only spellcasters can use

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just make sure you save one pp for those end of battle full squad heals

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We floppin' bros? Nobody's talking about this game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We floppin' bros?
      We're succeeding enough that shitposters still wander into this thread expressly to shitpost it

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything more disgusting than half elves?

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rolf is so badass

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's always the Chloe lites being weirdos...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Chloe-lites
        How dare you generalize her in that way

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I call all generic female soldiers "Chloes".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lotti is perfectly normal and cute.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe some opinions are objectively wrong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That one at the very far end of Elfland made me laugh
      >Man that elf guy who saved me was so hot
      >But he's actually like 200 years older than me...
      >Oh well still hot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That one at the very far end of Elfland made me laugh
      >Man that elf guy who saved me was so hot
      >But he's actually like 200 years older than me...
      >Oh well still hot

      >all those thirsty female soldiers stationed in Elheim
      Are the Elf boys over there gonna be okay?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elfland is gonna be full of half-elves before the year ends

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm horny.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pats for both!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Treats for their griffins!

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    perfection

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now make ridiel black

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mistery stats for Eltolinde, my wife!

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I give a swordmaster a spellsteel sword is there no way to assign them to use the higher magic attack of it against armored units since it doesn't provide a unique attack like the runic sword does?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope.
      Without the specific magic attack, they use attack stat for their output no matter what

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Priority on enemies with lowest mag def?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they don't ever learn any skills that have magic potency being used so no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd have to give them a Rune Blade

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play with Veggie's vegina.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good setups for Owls? I wanna make a beast only squad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Restoring PP on your wolf so he can keep going nuts.
      Or restoring PP for buffs/abilities used by items and add an extra cost to the unit (aka asetup that uses lots of PP and a pendant alone does not cut it). Making them a buffer themselves is also a good idea

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kills every kind of enemy squad in its path
    Based team, Before I had Clive but now that Gloucester is a Dark Knight, Monique healing goes well with him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Red pill me on Dark Knight. Why would I use one?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel sainted knight and elf is overkill, unless Ridiel is mostly for cleansing debuffs.
      You do not need rosalinde/eltolinde with that team, since cans do not need the teleport, I feel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ridiel is for cleaning debuffs + medic pack. This is my Team 2 and because at my Team 1 is Eltolinde I wanted her to be at my second as I use her at Team 1, attack + healing

        Red pill me on Dark Knight. Why would I use one?

        Reduces his life to attack, so I put him a Sainted knight for chain healing + healing 2nd row units.
        Also, I want a full line of cavalry, is cool.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Also, I want a full line of cavalry, is cool.
          Yeah, I agree, but I just use regular cav with sainted. Everything about DK looks kinda like a lot of extra babysitting for something that isn't really even that great, but I'd like to be wrong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Doom Knight can work fine, needs a Power Belt though. Worth bringing for that busted ass Valor skill.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Everything about DK looks kinda like a lot of extra babysitting for something that isn't really even that great
            I think it is babystitting for something that ends up being really good, but not as good as just using regular cavalry. DK still has all of cavalry's broken advantages (movement speed, 2x damage to infantry) in a slightly more flawed package.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not sticking Eltolinde at the back of a cav line so she can use Rescue to drag stragglers from ridiculously large spaces of the map straight to the frontline

        >Also, I want a full line of cavalry, is cool.
        Yeah, I agree, but I just use regular cav with sainted. Everything about DK looks kinda like a lot of extra babysitting for something that isn't really even that great, but I'd like to be wrong

        >Everything about DK looks kinda like a lot of extra babysitting for something that isn't really even that great
        I think it is babystitting for something that ends up being really good, but not as good as just using regular cavalry. DK still has all of cavalry's broken advantages (movement speed, 2x damage to infantry) in a slightly more flawed package.

        Doom Knight can work fine, needs a Power Belt though. Worth bringing for that busted ass Valor skill.

        They're mediocre for the first 19 levels, but the moment you get Dark Flame, just ignore the almost dead hp shit and just spam that until everything dies. They're especially stupid in a team that can inflict any sort of debuff.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Primm's tavern lines are funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like Mordon's. It really feels like the VA was having lunch while recording.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you can buy honeyed apples in barbatimo
    What the frick, how did I miss this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still have lumber
      >still have iron ore
      >can't get any aux missions because everyone wants those shitass apples
      Thank you for this info.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Canonically, which girl has the tastiest pee?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mordon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eltolinde.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The elves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ice lands usually have the best and cleanest water, so it's safe to assume that it's one of the ladies from that part of the world.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would you drink 1 fluid oz of her pee?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not at once.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Coward

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but they eat all kinds of wild meat amd bugs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elves probably taste the sweetest, fox is probably a very strong and bitter flavor definitely not for the faint of heart, humans are in-between.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm going to do a TZ run where I kill everyone, what about the optional recruits whom I do not get the chance to kill? And what about the canon squad who joins your party anyway?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bench them. Remember to always bench Lex.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do what you want. Currently I'm doing
      >3 teams only (up to 5 members, of course)
      >mandatory / forced members only
      >kill members if the option is available (Auch, Melisandre...) or allowed them to be killed if it doesn't frick up mission goals (Primm, for example)
      >decline every member who wants to join if the option to refuse them is available
      >no hired mercenaries
      >no fliers
      >no Colosseum
      >no Divine Shard trade, or black market
      >no shopping
      >side quests and liberations are allowed; there is no limit in battle numbers
      I want to beat the game with least possible chars (have them 20 atm) and I skipped some missions and side quests where useless members join. Like Rolf.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are a madman

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's going well. See

          I have a feeling that, if I promote really soon, I will be able to clear this map. Before finishing Elheim and Drak.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That ruleset seems really toxic for Drakenhold, not sure how you take down Wyverns consistently without fliers unless you are just abusing Offensive Curse for anything problematic (and I do not think Selvie is required?). (Yanha does not one-shot Wyverns are are come close to being one-shot in retaliation with Ground Counter, Rolf does not one-shot without Powerful Call)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, there was one cancer map (forgot its name) where you need to conquer all 'stations'. Basically I ran the entire map with my strongest unit while the other 2 (didn't even use the guest unit) were stationed at base and defended it. For some unknown reason every flier was focused on attacking my base instead of trying to win back theirs, which made the mission quite easy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I assume that you unlocked the Sigil Phamton battles, and if so, what did you do with Selvie? I do not think she is mandatory, but she does join if you wish to unlock that content.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's the woman who unlock portal, right? No, don't have it because I can refuse her, and my run states that I have to tell them to frick off.

              Proof:
              https://www.veed.io/view/12880084-e763-4874-9c84-5fc6a15b378d?panel=

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >useless members join. Like Rolf.
        How dare you mock the based lad of flier assassination.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is fine vs Gryphons, against Wyverns he barely does 50% of their HP and eats a ground counter for >50% himself.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Works on my machine.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You need to give him damage gear or buff him with powerful call

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MINIMUM RECRUITMENT. FRICK UP THOSE ENDING SLIDES.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post em

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhhh, i don't remember any mermaid or ahegao blindfolded lady when i made mine.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Auch and Scarlett squad are kind of meh
    >Add an Elven Archer to the mix
    >Suddenly its stupid because I can abuse Sorc Connection with 0 damage loss.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      an elf fencer might be better, they can also equip the familiar choker, self-cleanse for a guaranteed dodge and their magic attack also triggers magic pursuit

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Beamount line after second defeat
    >Text: "Another taste of defeatness"
    >Japanese VA
    >OOOoahoaoaoOOAOOAAAAH!

    fricking translators i swear to god

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >original
      >bland shit
      >localization
      >more characterization
      I hate you Black personhomosexuals so goddamn much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More characterization does not mean better. Nor does it guarantee consistency and conveying shit properly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing in the localization I felt was offensive or against the spirit of the characters themselves. In this case, I do believe more characterization is, in fact, better.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Localization is almost always troonylated garbage done solely to "leave a mark", but I don't think the mustache guy's localization is bad at all. It's kinda funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ring scene in English: You complete me Alain, you are the essence of my soul and I will love you until the end of time.
      >ring scene in Japanese: EEEHHH DOKI DOKI KOKORO HAYAI
      Fricking fanfiction.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Auch is odd, he feels like he has a big backstory but since it's not relevant to the plot we don't hear much about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his backstory is he's a momma's boy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >never meet Auch's mom
      >never meet Gammel's sister
      >never meet Alain's dad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Auch's mom is dead, she just lives rent free in his head

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't Auch's mom dead?

          So is Gerard, and we met him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Auch's mom dead?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >meet Auch's mom
        >she falls in love in with Alain
        >meet Gammel's sister
        >she falls in love with Alain

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Phantom Sword: Swordmasters
    >Phantom Lance: Elf Sisters
    >Phantom Axe: Doom Knights
    >Phantom Bow: Elven Archers
    Also, is it just me or is the Silver Trident made for Eltolinde? She has no good crowd clearing move until pretty late in the game and you don't really need her healing that often.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and you don't really need her healing that often.
      Eh depends on the squad you have her in. Before the elves got their AOE spells I had them around as support.
      You can also give the silver trident to a cav to make them an even bigger menace

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >knights and radiant knights don't count as armored
    I find ever more reasons to mistrust swordmasters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Medium Guard is just 50% DR and a SM can punch through them for most if not all of their health when geared properly. Unless you're using Leah.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SM absolutely cannot punch through guards. Hell, Landsknechts have trouble punching through guards.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >SM can't punch through guards
          Fighters/Hoplites get OHKOed through Runic/Phantom Sword Crits.
          Radiant Knights have below average P.Def, you should be able to chunk a decent amount of HP from them assuming that you have an up to date weapon.
          Great Knights probably need something stupid like Meteor Slash + Inspiration + Charged Impetus to go down later on in the game if you try to deal with them physically. Didn't check too hard on the Runic Sword side of the formula.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, Vanguards/Legionnaires are fine for SMs, it is the Cavs and Landsknechts that seem problematic, maybe even werebears too.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Offensive/All Rounder SM aka Aramis has 47 P.Atk and 37 M.Atk

              Runic Sword has 14/20 M.Atk
              Phantom Sword has 16/25 M.Atk
              Offhand should either be Cornix for passive +5 M.Atk or Wyvern Razor for +10% Crit and 20% Crit Damage

              Great Knights have 100 HP, 39 Def and 35 M.Def.
              Magick Attack has 1.5x Damage
              Phantom Sword has 1.2x Damage
              Inspiration Modifies Atk by 1.3x and final Crit Damage by +50%

              Now, assuming that everything is endgame level w/ Razor and Phantom Sword
              Attack: (37 + 25) * 1.3 = 80.6
              Base Damage: (80.6 - 35) * 1.2 = 54.72
              Crit Damage: 54.72 * 2.2 = ~120

              If we used Cornix instead of Razor then we deal ~125.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That solves the guarding problem, but you still need to give the SM favoritism (an Inspiration usage, one of two magical swords that Sainted Knights want more) and also likely 2 eyepatches to get crit rate to 100%. A lot of work to make a bad unit slightly les terrible.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Inspiration is favoritism
                There is no damage dealer in UO that functions adequately without some form of buff whether its Cav Call, Sorc Connection, Debuffs, Powerful Call or whatever. Its also pretty ridiculous to NOT use Inspiration on the class with the highest critical rates in the entire game.

                >Magic Swords
                You have two Runic Swords and a Phantom Sword. Sainted Knights are supportive units first and offensive units second, on top of them being below average initiative wise. By the time that a Sainted Knight acts, she's either healing off damage or the rest of the team already acted and she's cleaning up scraps. Not to mention the whole, you want your armor buster to be one of the faster characters not the slower ones, to stop them from cover spamming and wasting time.
                Furthermore, even if you gave both mandatory Sainted Knights the Runic Sword, there's still the Phantom Sword that SMs are uniquely designed to use because the other sword users cannot afford to use a weapon with 0 P.Atk since that cripples their damage output. SMs completely bypass that flaw entirely.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no damage dealer in UO that functions adequately without some form of buff whether its Cav Call, Sorc Connection, Debuffs, Powerful Call or whatever. Its also pretty ridiculous to NOT use Inspiration on the class with the highest critical rates in the entire game.
                Cav Call is free. Powerful is with an accessory I am using anyway. I actively need to give someone in my unit a Gambler's Coin and use one of their valuable PP just to make SM passable. Not to mention the fact that this SM setup no longer makes its attack a truestrike, so the -50 accuracy actually matters.
                >your second point
                Armor formations that the enemies use almost always involve several, so taking out one does not stop cover antics. And if you want a Sainted Knight to fill the role of armor assassin, literally give her a Dove/Raven Plume and she can still fulfill her healing duties at the start of the following turn (and probably better, as well).

                SMs are one-trick ponies who do not even do that trick exceptionally well, require both team support and exacting items, but they are fun to use, so if you want to use them, go for it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >-50 Accuracy actually matters
                Cavalry and all of the other high guard rate units have non existent avoid and this is coming from the class with S Rank Accuracy. You're only using Phantom Sword against things that can guard because that's its point.

                >Gambler's Coin
                Is superior to Powerful Call when running units with high inherent accuracy or truestrikes since they can gear for raw crit instead. So Snipers, Yunifi, Amber Lens, Swordmasters, Amber Lens, etc.

                >Cav Call
                Cav Call also requires you to explicitly build a team around it because a singular great knight doesn't really cut it. Those teams also require you to stagger team speed so that the non great knights are slower than the GKs. This is relevant for your later point with the Sainted Knight because not having Cav Call on her has implications for her damage against certain targets.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Unless you're using Leah.
        Bro your mirrors?

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Orphan cat tells you that you can use his spring waters anytime you want
    >You does nothing with it
    VANILLAWARE YOU FRICKING c**tS LET ME BATH MY GIRLS THERE IN FULL EXPOSURE DAMMIT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should play Lunar.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lunar is nothing like this game, though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But it DOES have bath scenes.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beside the obvious choices of Alain and whoever you gave the ring to who are good candidates for getting crowns and other "all stats +5" equipment?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Swordmasters. Elves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Characters who can use most of their stats. Elves, Featherswords, Griffin Masters, Berengaria, Nigel, Gilbert, Yunifi, Scarlett.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paladin, Swordmaster, Elven Whatever, Doom Knights

      Everyone else wastes either the physical/magical component of the global stat boost or just doesn't care about some random aspect stat wise.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TO ARMS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'M ON MY WAY

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to make an Eltolinde and Rosalinde squad but I want to keep them with their redundant elf underlings. Any way to make 2 Elf archers work?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 Elf Archers are fine, give them both Dove Plumes and have one use conferral on Rosa and the other use it on Etol. Later, you can have one freeze the front row and the other freeze the back row.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished the game earlier and I'm reading there is apparently another quest afterwards at the Zenoira sanctuary but I don't see anything there. Am I missing something.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you go to the right one? there's 2 in cornia

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, nothing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know those giant ruins in Cornia that always has goons running around? That's your map.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just ran my ass all around there and don't see anything, no notifications from any building or what have you either.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who do i give the parry shield to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Veggie!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh duh
        i have her in th e back row atm

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >=>i have her in th e back row atm
          What?
          Why?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Miriam and Leah are in the front row

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so how's the localization for this nu-jrpg garbage?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flowery but pretty good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        really?
        no reeeddit memes, "get a tan cuz white skin bad" or muh patriarchy oppressing female knights garbage?
        might but for switch if that's the case but vanillaware are still absolute morons about pc huh?
        gonna investigate

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No special bath scene for every possible maiden choice
    Why even live

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've dreamt about what my maiden's hot spring scene would be like. I hope that everyone does the same.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dinah.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's up with this, I beat the game and I can't do anything here.
    Cut content?
    DLC?
    It looks similar to the face Auch can examine but it is different.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always thought that was weird, too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a secret dragon statue in drakenhold too and I think I remember another in bastorias somewhere. Hopefully DLC to come.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is entirely far too often that I wish I had more than one full squad of cavalry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just hire them? their helmets are so cool i really should bench Clive and Adel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, to me it feels kinda cheaty to double up on the same team comp. Maybe in my TZ playthrough I might. But god damn the speed is just so good and then they aren't bad at killing things either

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to drink the pee directly from her pussy, just wrap my lips around it and chug like I’m hitting a beer bong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        considering how cold that place looks, it would probably feel amazing and warm you up real good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf my dick just exploded??

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This general shits on based Doom Knights too much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just think that reading their kit, they sound like extra work when less work would perform equally. I'll use one in a squad and then post my opinion in a day or two

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Phantom Axe
        Filler Shield
        Power Belt
        Carnelian Pendant

        Dark Flame: Row w/ 2+ Enemies
        Phantom Attack: Focus Infantry and Armors
        Sanguine: HP < X
        Vengance
        Toughness: HP < X
        Demonic Pact: HP > X, AP < Y
        Maybe set up another Toughness that you turn on occasionally when fighting gryphons.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With this, DD2 and FF7 Rebirth I just have too many god damn games to play.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >With this, DD2 and FF7 Rebirth
      So you only have one good game to play, this one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As much as I do like this game. Of the 3 this one is my least favourite. Rebirth and DD2 are better. Heck if it were any other year this game would probably be my GOTY, Rebirth and DD2 are just too good.

        You'll have to wait a few years to play the Dark Arisen version of DD2. Don't play it until then. If you already bought it, refund it. Wait for the PC version of Rebirth for when the DLC has already been released so you don't have to double pay for that one either. EZ PZ

        I've already got all 3 on my PS5 and having fun with all of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll have to wait a few years to play the Dark Arisen version of DD2. Don't play it until then. If you already bought it, refund it. Wait for the PC version of Rebirth for when the DLC has already been released so you don't have to double pay for that one either. EZ PZ

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which girls don't live with Alain if he gives them the ring?

    I got
    >Ochlys
    >Berengaria
    so far

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raenys, Umerus, Berenice, Hilda, I think Kitra but I don't remember. There's a reddit list somewhere that got posted in these threads a few weeks ago.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all the angel b***hes leave you
        What's their problem?

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Albion = England
    Bastorias = Scotland
    Cornia = France
    Drakengard = Spain
    Elheim = North italy / South Italy

    Am I wrong?

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS PLEASE HELP ME.

    I've been using Yunifi's Glacial Rain nuke strat, but it hasn't been working I think when I reached Lv.35.

    My trick is to use Ridiel's Quick Act from White Cat Hood accessory (4 PP) as soon as Yunifi charges her Glacial Rain to instant nuke.

    But recently, my Lalanoa started to act first AND my Ridiel started to use Quick Act on Lalanoa instead of Yunifi. It doesn't matter what Lalanoa's skills I turn off, no matter what skills she uses, Ridiel will ALWAYS Quick Act on Lalanoa right after she acts.

    I tried to give gambit setting on Quick Act to "only use on Back Row / only use on character with highest accuracy (Yunifi) / only use on character with highest attack (Yunifi), otherwise, skill will not activate" but it doesn't matter. THE GAME FRICKING LIES. It still activates and Ridiel still uses it on Lalanoa instead of Yunifi.

    I could turn off all Lalanoa's skills or replace her, but she's so good in that squad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stat conditions don't work like that because they're soft (PRIORITIZE), not hard (USE ONLY).
      If someone triggers it, doesn't matter if they don't meet the stat prioritization - they're the only valid target.

      To solve your issue, swap the positions of the two, then set Quick Impetus to Back Row + Full Column, done.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        which of the two?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Railanor (fencer) and Yunifi.
          Also this should work too

          set it to only target archers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      set it to only target archers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        man, I totally forgot there's strategy to target specific ally class... I thought only enemies

        Railanor (fencer) and Yunifi.
        Also this should work too [...]

        Yeah swapping position works and now Yunifi acts first... but why though? she always has higher Initiative than Lalanoa, but before I swapped position, she always acted last... is it because she's positioned on back-down, so she got last attack priority? If so, then damn... because I thought only Initiatives matter...
        How does Turn Order work anyway? I never looked too much into it since everything just werks so far, until now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the targeting rules work on your own party too, for support stuff.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've no idea what's going on with your turn order, as long as initiatives aren't equal they should be only thing that matters.
          If they are equal I haven't tested what breaks the tie, if it's squad position or not.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Front row goes first in the case of initiative tie, and I think it is right to left row order, but I am not 100% sure on that one.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's the problem, in this case, Yunifi has higher initiative (35) than Lalanoa (26), but Yunifi acted last every time... because her position is back & down?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No idea homie, can't help you there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lalanoa
      Well I'll be...never thought of it that way before

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          big meaty b***h

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is Fran + 4 elf fencers a bad comp?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      >No hard counter for eagle eye
      >4x infantry completely fricks with squad mobility

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she'd explode from the titty envy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's obviously silly since the motive presumably is a borderline neurotic fear of arrows, but it could work strictly from a power perspective. Fencers can just slam their row attacks into the enemy in succession grinding everything down, and they also have conferrals to support Fran as well as each other, and can buff the squad in various other ways. Maybe put in a single Great Knight or Sainted Knight to balance it out somewhat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no I just think fran is my best unit and she can rush to the end of one of those repeatable stages, and the elven girls are lvl 14 while I'm fighting lvl 22s and they need to level up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well if you're farming that's another story. 4 at once still seems a bit overkill but I mean, if it's just for leveling up, you could do that in 1 or 2 maps.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly I could kind of see it working
      >fran smites the back row to death
      >fencers spam stuns so the surviving enemies don't get turns

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any weapons that are especially good for upgrading? I noticed it just sets everything to a set value.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything with a rare skills, high substats or AP or PP bonuses.

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the fanart

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry, you have to make do with another Scarlett rape pic

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MY OWN CLONE!
    >NOW NEITHER OF US GONNA DIE AS A VIRGIN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thought the ruins would be restored like the houses when i won
      >nope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nina singlehandled killed the king and 2 of his units by herself
      gigabased

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm so glad people are starting to finally realize they arent alain. snap back to reality, heathens.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That means I am free to pursue the childhood friend harem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm literally Alain though. Hell, Eltolinde is sucking my wiener right now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pft, I'm literally alain. Even shaved my pits today because I'm Alain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >snap back to reality
      OPE THERE GOES GRAVITY

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the Flatchest team
    AKA Frans team

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should be Leah not Melisandre

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Flat chest team
      >Has Melisandre instead of Leah
      >Not pairing Gammel and Mandrin with Celeste

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >flat is supposed to be justice
      >anon makes a "flat" team with 2 criminals
      bad. go try again

      I bought a Thief's Mantle from the black market guy. Are there any other Thief's Mantles in the game?

      what use is it ? why not just put a theif there ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >put it on a frontliner that can do actual damage
        >they take 0 damage now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wouldn't it be more useful to put a tank/theif in the front so you can save the frontliner/DPS's PPs/APs and give him an item to make full use of him ?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not something to use all the time. I use it for Werewolves' first strike attack (realistically the homies are DEAD after that). Otherwise, PP permitting, when it makes a difference.

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros why the FRICK does Virginia bogart some of my best units then run off to get catapulted into a pulp in this side mission? I thought she was smart but she literally spergs out and runs in on a suicide mission. nice to have a level with some sort of challenge, thoughever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought she was smart
      You thought wrong.

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a Thief's Mantle from the black market guy. Are there any other Thief's Mantles in the game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can buy a few
      And win one in the Colosseum

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You can buy a few
        Where?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god he has such bottom energy he could give Melisandre a run for the anal queen title

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the black market guy in Bastorias and Albion sell something similar, except you also refund your pp if it's night or day.

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm even better than Clive now!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "I wonder if I am stronger than Lady Ochlys." (no).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>take notes lex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >See Chloe? I can do stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WE CAN DO THIS
      >ONWARD
      >TOGETHER NOW
      >BEGONE
      >WE STRIKE TOGETHER
      >I AS WELL
      >DON'T DESPAIR
      >STEADY ON
      >WE SHALL SEE OUR DUTY THROUGH
      >CHARGE
      >VICTORY IS ASSURED
      >WE RIDE
      >BEHOLD MY MIGHT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the cav rape train is so stupid it is good

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine not marrying and breeding your cousin that is pretty much a younger version of your mother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was Freud ever wrong?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >incestgays
      equally bad as furfricks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when brown elf pussy is served on a platter I eat

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does morale in the liberation hold up when the average soldier watches their commander eat 10 seafood paellas in a row with the hottest women in the army?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's why Clive is planning a new revolt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they understand that alain is an architect

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are hags so sexy?

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you kill Galerius' current host boy you get possessed by him
    >Alain killed him during their first fight in the sanctuary
    >he didn't get possessed
    What's up with that? Any canon answers or are we just assuming that the sanctuary protected him or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alain also died.

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Cavalier call work on the person who uses it? Or only the allies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is a buff for all calvary in the row including the user

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    okay why is this guy stealthily popular?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nips like the "screaming pathetic comic relief boy" character archetype. Chronic shit taste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sub with mommy issues desperate for praise, he wins the attention of multiple groups of people, including stinky fujos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's just like me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scrawny, mentally ill weakling with enough mommy issues to make Freud blush. Resonates bigly with this board.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His character is annoying, but his magic is useful

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you get him early so the artists had time to play the game, meet him and draw him
      >only wizard unique
      >easy to remember name
      >really powerful earlygame and lategame so he stands out
      >pathetic personality makes him memorable
      >pathetic level up voice line is funny after he wrecks an enemy
      >so pitiful it becomes endearing
      >some women like the archetype and he is attractive enough that it will bait female artists
      >funny rapports

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        powerful earlygame and lategame so he stands out
        He is?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fire is busted earlygame
          trinity rain is busted lategame

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Random thought, but what's "Bastard's Cross" called in JP? That has to be one of the best names for a move I've heard of.

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I cant decide between Scarlett, Yahna and Virginia. I dont want Scarlett to go mad from not picking her and I dont want Virginia to be married to Gilbert. I have a witch fetish too.
    Please help me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make Yahna your bewitching bride anon!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        humongous clerical breasts is the only way, my brother

        I picked Virginia myself. I love her. But you need to make this choice yourself anon.

        Frick me. They all have qualities I really like so the choice is really tough. I liked all of their rapports and the story beats with them were fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      humongous clerical breasts is the only way, my brother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I picked Virginia myself. I love her. But you need to make this choice yourself anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I dont want Virginia to be married to Gilbert.
      Just let Gilbert fix Virginia. Go with your fetish.

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So when does Gammel (or whatever the frick his name was) join the party?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when you frick his sister

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The sister that surely exists and isn't just a fabricated sob story? That sister?

        Early in Elf land

        2nd mission in Elheim.

        Earlyish in ElfLand. Sidequest at one of the forest villages.

        Cheers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Early in Elf land

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2nd mission in Elheim.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Earlyish in ElfLand. Sidequest at one of the forest villages.

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nigel didn't join my party
    >got another homosexual twink angel instead
    wtf

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you play in Permadeath mode and you get Virginia killed, what happens?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you pick another pussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think those characters are just unusable for you, but still appear in cutscenes. I might be wrong though.

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does "debuff immunity" include status effects like stun and freeze? I would assume not, but translations have been shaky before.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything debuff includes afflictions, but not all debuffs are affliction.

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