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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truly, time to move to /vg/.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... I'm stuck in the hag mission which is like 1 oe 2 hours into the game lmao, the top difficulty is really filtering me 🙁

    Should I play on a lower difficulty or just keep trying? I was autistic at first and only ever deployed squads with narrative relevant characters but now I really think I need a full archer squad with the archer character at least to keep going.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The witches themselves counter like half what the mission throws at you.
      Hiring some generics early on is a good idea anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks bro the game is seriously a blast since I love FFT and Ogre Tactics but that mission is really kicking me down, I will try tomorrow with a full archer squad to kill the gays in the watchtowers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It takes a good while for the game to give you an additional unique hunter and then he isn't even better than a generic.
          Some classes just get more than others. Recruiting an additional witch, mage or druid is also a good idea, as they are limited in uniques as well. Meanwhile, you get three swordfighters thrown at you as soon as you enter Drakenhold.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really appreciate the advice! I usually avoid these threads because I'm still so early in the game and don't want to spoil most of it but I wish I was a bit better so I could be around with all of you having fun in this kind of threads

            [...]
            Have you tried Lex's Valor skill to provoke enemies out of the towers?

            I never thought about that LMAO this game is crazy, thanks a lot for the advice!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              These threads talk about the story as well, often anons are kind enough to spoiler anything noteworthy. But the story is also nothing really special.
              Most of the posts here are about lusting over the females or actually gameplay related, builds, explanations for mechanics, missions etc. Just ask and then drop out after getting your answer.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                imagine this game but with the risque female aesthetic of Dragon's Crown. People would go fricking insane around here

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The duality of Ganker threads

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's actually one of the better threads that've been on here of late

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bros... I'm stuck in the hag mission which is like 1 oe 2 hours into the game lmao, the top difficulty is really filtering me 🙁

          Should I play on a lower difficulty or just keep trying? I was autistic at first and only ever deployed squads with narrative relevant characters but now I really think I need a full archer squad with the archer character at least to keep going.

          Have you tried Lex's Valor skill to provoke enemies out of the towers?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that doesn't work on garrisoned units

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It works on towers and warmachines.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm pretty sure it works on watchtower enemies, but not ones in actual locations where the enemy can sit and heal.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              towers, catapults and ballistas do not count as garrisoned

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If that mission is filtering you, lower the difficulty. You can always bring it back up when you learned the ropes.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a patch to remove the furrys yet? I refuse to play a game with furryshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you genuinely mentally ill? I mean, would you consider the Greek mythologic beast known as Minotaur to be a furry?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >first reply is already a furrys strawman
        Like pottery

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not an argument

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Agree, a strawman is not an argument

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >gets BTFO
              >can only resort to autistic screeching
              LMAO I guess furries invented therianthropics in your schizo head too

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally zero arguments whatsoever
                >"yOu GoT bTfO"
                Lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >keeps crying and ignoring reality
                classic schizo

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another year, another game with impossibility perfect female bodies and objectifying attitudes. Is it truly not weird that every girl has this same unrealistic body standart only 1% of girls will ever have? And they all behave like anime stereotypes completely centered around the man and what he wants or to be more appealing to the man.
    Oh and of course the men come in all shapes and sizes. And don't revolve around the main character. Breasts jiggle from breathing, hips shaking for no reason, it is truly ridiculous. Get real, you will never find love if you see women as a sex objects.

    Scarlett is the greatest offender, just for this character alone, I will contact Atlus and ask them SIKE I WANT TO BREED SCARLETS NASTY COW UDDERS BITE SCARLETS NIPPLE AND DRINK HER MILK WHILE SHE GIVES ME A HANDJOB I MUST BREED THIS bawd SO HARD HER FOREFATHERS FEEL IT IN THE GRAVE AND HER GRANDCHILDREN BUILD US A STATUE TO COMMEMORATE THEIR PARENTS BIRTH IN FACT I WILL START A NEW RELIGION AND OUR SEX WILL BE WRITTEN IN SCRIPTURE UNICORN BE DAMMED

    Get a life losers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      . . .

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most sane Scarlettgay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alain_fetch_my_Axe.jpg.png.tar.gz.zip.bat.json.mpv

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fetch my axe
        >is a sword user
        ???????

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She is not the brightest woman

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first Selvie
    >now Sharon
    He can't get away with this.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gahahaha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember, monogamy is divinely enforced in the setting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't swear a pact that said "I will only have sex with you and only you" so not betraying 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if I ring Josef, making the altar bond one of father and son, then practice lawful polygamy with the twin elves?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doing anything but fricking your cousin to keep the royal bloodline pure is a personal betrayal to Josef.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s betraying Ilenia to not marry her off to a prince of Drakenhold as was planned.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I thought that was a plan that Drakenhold made up, while essentially keeping Virginia as a hostage.

              They offered her protection explicitly because they wanted to use her.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The engagement was before the invasion, they were supposed to salve the conflict between the two kingdoms

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Virginia would be so much better if she didn't have to use two shields. She needs too many things to really excel with only one accessory.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >words spoken moments before elf sex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. dwarf

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          at least if it's a full elf you know the parents were both elves.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which is also the vast majority of elf characters and NPCs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >AYIEEEEEEH HUMAS STEALING OUR WOMEN
          Are old elves the /misc/cels of the UO universe?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's happening a bit more the other way around, though.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Diofield Chronicle
      I'm at the end of Act 3 right now and this game is so boring. Once I forced myself until the end I'll start with Unicorn Overlord.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the last remnant
      symphony of war

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DINAH'S MUSK TEATS!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did they see?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A freed Elheim.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are discussing (your) penis. They are not impressed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SIX INCHES IS ABOVE AVERAGE IN HUMANS

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    aceman
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hag...sex...?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no way gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gerard was so fricking lucky it’s not fair…

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He died, anon.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TRICKSWORDTRICSWORTRICSWOTRISWORD

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sex with females so bad bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Ochlys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. deluded yurishitter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just put all your pp in them

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lookin' cool, Chloe!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, he's small.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >God, he's small.
      That's not what Virginia says though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Plan C's cope

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As opposed to unplanned, like your birth.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >getting angry at a fellow manlet's behalf
            Is this some sort of more exclusive bro-code? Shorty-swear? Petite-pact? Do you encourage each other with lines like "together, we can reach the shelves"?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No amount of mockery will change the fact that Gilbert impregnates Virginia.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Refer to

                >Plan C's cope

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously she leglocked Gilbert but do you think she dug her nails into him too?
                Did she order Leah to watch?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Leah is for prostate massage while Gilbert is balls deep in Virginia

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              okay i laughed

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what would you rate this game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      9/10 could use more challenge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unicorn/10.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, 1/10?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only probably third of the way done, so far it's a solid 9.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In current year? 9/10.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like a high 8, it's a lot of fun, visuals are amazing, but there's also some clearly missed potential
      Like when it comes to the difficulties and the way the open world works (if you go for the higher level areas first you quickly outlevel the lower ones, no scaling basically means the open world aspect doesn't really add any replayability)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5/10, decent visuals but taking away gameplay and agency from the player never results in a good game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      9/10. Close to a 10/10 but it is lacking a post game which is disappointing. And while it doesn't really affect me personally, I do admit the game is a tad easy, especially with no permadeath.

      A big chunky post-game expansion DLC would make this an absolute 10/10 please god

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      9/10, it's ok

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Generous 6.5/10
      Too much missed potential. I would have loved to replay this game on ironman rules but the gameplay is just too braindead and there's way too much garbage filler chores

      Only mods can save it for me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In 2015, this is a 7/10 game
      In 2024, this is a 9/10 game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Solid 2/5. Tactical RPGs don't work if they have a boring story. Simple as.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >boring story
        no trpg has a good story?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          FFTA says hi.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >FFTA
            >story

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >TA
            no

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Final Fantasy Tactics Advance at least has a funny story.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, probably a 7.5/10

      The balance is completely fricked, it's too damn easy, battles are very repetitive, the story is bare bones to the extreme and even the characters are generally pretty shallow.

      I still love it though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        80% of the fun in this game is tweaking my party to become ,more overpowered than necessary

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has good premise but the second half just blows hard. It's obvious they ran out of time looking at how short Albion is, and how they just shoved an entire game's worth of exposition in the final 15 minutes before the final boss.
      VW should stick to 30 hours games if they couldn't handle the workload.
      Then again, which rpg in 2024 has this much customization? Nothing else scratch the same itch for me. I'd rate it 7/10 but it's a 9.5/10 in my heart.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how short Albion is
        it's a good thing though because albion sucks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      9/10. My biggest issue with the game has more to do with the weird distribution of unique characters between the classes. Haven’t beaten it, so my opinion may change later, but is a great game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A very fat 8. Besides the lack of post-game content, I was bothered by how all regions follow nearly the same patterns for overworld discovery. Obligatory Chloe's ash alert, yahna's puzzle, lex climbs abandoned tower, help a guy to collect his chickens. I liked that Albion tried something different with milking goats after feeding them biscuits.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >send a trinity rain team against a feathershield
    Boy do I feel silly

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sexo with huge clerical mommy milkers

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Built for BCPC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why'd they have to make her so perfect?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine their children

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Bruno any good with Travis and Ren or is it time to turn them into Bicorn?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Berserker is a pretty bad class and it gets powercrept by the lion later.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't Berserkers and Lions identical in their abilities?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lions have an AOE attack.

          They're burriko prostitutes, anon. A common trendi n japan. They know they're only acting cute but are pretending its genuine autism. Really they're all manipulative, and its just an attempt to earn a man's affections

          Shut your prostitute mouth.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which AoE attack? Both Werelions and Berserkers get a melee cleave attack and a ranged cleave attack.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lions gains Grand Smash that deals damage to all enemies

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Berserkers also get Grand Smash.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lion gets all stats boosted at night. He's objectively just Bruno, but better. Unless you only do fights during morning.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, right. I forgot the devs were moronic and just decided to give all Bestrals a universal buff at night with no downsides.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Downside is that most of them suck. Wolf is a complete dogshit. Lion is just gladiator, so he naturally sucks. Bear is barely better than legionnaire (and even that is arguable). Owl can be useful, but overall is whatever. Fox is pretty much the only good one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wolf is good though
                it's owls that suck ass

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Legionnaire has a skill that restores 2PP. Kind of important for someone who defends his team. Past lv30 he'd definitely much better than bear.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pp are barely an issue and bears have stupid high hp, self heal, actual offensive presence and night speed buff so no legionnaires aren't strictly better

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                PP can be an issue when the enemy team focuses hard on backliners, so your legionnaire's PP get depleted extra fast leaving the teammates without guard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not to mention bear doesn't HAVE a guard. He needs a shield with a skill to even fulfill his role, and no row guard ever.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bear is just an HP sponge.
                Give him an axe that makes opponents focus on him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He has ridiculous HP gain, give him the Ervelda talisman and meteorite axe, then that one shield in Albion which has heavy cover
                He's busted because if he doesn't die before his turn he will 1 shot everyone but fliers with earthquake, since it scales off hp
                Also his spin does moron mode amounts of damage if you buff him with night vision/aoe gambler coin since it's unguardable, every owl should be doing it for him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why does your team have such a shitty initiative?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Moving goalposts. If your team has enough damage and initiative you don't need legionnaire in the first place.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you do because some homosexual archers or start of the battle abilities exist

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Unless you only do fights during morning.
            That's what I do in Bastorias, because I hate dealing with foxes who are literally impossible to kill without truestrike and I'm too lazy to modify to my units to be able to deal with them.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why are you such a lazy homosexual who can't use a billion truestrike abilities this game offers?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lion gets all stats boosted at night. He's objectively just Bruno, but better. Unless you only do fights during morning.

          Berserkers can't get this buff sadly, Lions can

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should marry Melisandre, for Colm’s sake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about doing exactly that for my owns dick sake?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh whoops. I killed her.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never go for a woman that thirsts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Josef deserves the ring.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ochlys reminds me so much of Ravness

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with this game and titcows lacking confidence.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a Disney princess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're burriko prostitutes, anon. A common trendi n japan. They know they're only acting cute but are pretending its genuine autism. Really they're all manipulative, and its just an attempt to earn a man's affections

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bit tit girls are the cutest when they're shy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Suffocating in Celeste's giant bosom!

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My current Alain team at level 22 is Alain, Ithillion, Rosalinde, Yahna and Celeste. Only real weakness is fliers, but Focus Sight helps. Struggle to any real damage against Radiant Knights of course.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Switch any of the elf girls with a swordfighter and it would be fine, it seems overkill on the magic and healing.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Melisandre

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guard seal also makes thievin' unblockable. Travis has a lot to do in a team that spreads guard seal around.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barring certain puzzle fights (Amalia, Galerius, etc.), my Travis is just there to dodge and poison enemies for Ren, he rarely spends PP to evade.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The same setup and really, who doesn't pair them together, he ends most fights not knowing what to do with his remaining PP.
        Should give him some first aid-kit or something.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Built for BCPC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Amaris didn't frick her
      Was he a cuck?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he was already fricking lots of other girls
        >she's not that special
        >uhhhh is amaris a cuck??

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >headcanon
          amaris is a virgin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And thus the kingdom experienced a famine that no one except Gaston could have predicted

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her ending has her do unprotected handholding for all of Fevrith to see
        bawd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ran away from Virginia
      >ran away from Primm
      >ran away from many other girls he helped before
      I suspect he my be playing for the other team.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Him and Glouchester had some fun when they were younger

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On my NG+ difficulty run, I'll be executing some people who deserve it. Most killable npcs are replacable or just useless anyway.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had Alain go on many tavern dates and rapport convos to decide who to marry.
    Leah won

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based.
      Though some people say she has bad stat growth. How should one change her stats? I want to make good use of all the swordmasters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember what she has, but swordmaster is offensive/keen material.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's underrated imo. I like her interactions with Alain and she needed one more rapport with him to cement her crushing on him

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mirror really has no business being a limited item. It should just be an option in the menu since the beginning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can buy an infinite amount of them in Albion
      For supplies on the other hand...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are almost done with the game when you enter Albion.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So I have to wait until Albion and grind loadsamoney if I want to recolor my army. This is not good.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not money, it's sold for honors.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Each mirror cost 30 honors

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon that's nearly at the end of the game

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pirate game
    >use cheat engine or edison to give myself 999999 mirrors
    >change all the colors that I want anytime
    >still keep track of the mirrors that I do get so I can change my character's growth without cheating
    Yep, feels good to not have brain damage

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This wasn't very clear - if you refuse to recruit her do you just tell her to get lost or do you cut her head off?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's left up to Lex.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She will name her son Ghislain.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    other games like unicorn overlord?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      visual novels? considering the difficulty of unicorn overlord and what people play it for

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Growlanser. It's also real time with pause, but you have to individually move each of your party members.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hero Adventure: Road to Passion
      You have 20+ marriage options including two underage girls. You also can marry between 1 or all if you so please.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > mobile game graphics

        might as well play free cities or dwarf fortress

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks anon, i know that one and it's great. Did you finish it? I kept restarting to get the NG bonuses and once i had enough to be happy I was bored with the first part of the game

        > mobile game graphics

        might as well play free cities or dwarf fortress

        both of those are great too.

        I guess any of the Fire Emblem games pre-3DS before it turned into nu-Fire Emblem. I'd recommend starting with Path of Radiance.

        >unironically recommending fire emblem as similar to UO
        what exactly do fire emblem fans think is similar? Something like Bunny Black is closer to UO. Speaking of, i should try that game again

        Growlanser. It's also real time with pause, but you have to individually move each of your party members.

        That's a great suggestion, I didn't know that game. Thanks anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Bunny Black
          Is that Bunny black? Only played 1 and 2, is that 3? I don't remember that fight at all, or Bunny Black in general. I like the author's new LN though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            presumably. i dont have it installed so i just image searched for it and it looks more or less like i remember.
            surprised there's anyone in this thread who knows the game. very cool of you anon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's more of a VN than a game. I don't think that game is any similar to UO. Isn't that a dungeon crawler? I also don't remember strategizing too much in that game.

              >Is that Bunny black?
              I'm sure it is, yes. Only can't be sure which one.

              Probably 1 since 2 was only 6 units iirc. Lemme open it up again.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I checked it out and I have no idea how this plays even though my save file was only 3 years ago.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Is that Bunny black?
            I'm sure it is, yes. Only can't be sure which one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess any of the Fire Emblem games pre-3DS before it turned into nu-Fire Emblem. I'd recommend starting with Path of Radiance.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pre-3DS
        homie Conquest is like literally the best Fire Emblem game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how exactly is this game more like the older FE titles than "nu-Fire Emblem"?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely fricking awful recommendation. If someone is to start Fire Emblem, they should start with Awakening.

        And, the fricking insanity to post about "Nu-FE" in a Unicorn Overlord thread. Pic related.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they should start with Awakening
          The ONLY reason why people praised that game was due to the 3DS drought. Now the honey moon period is beyond over and there's absolutely nothing worthwhile about awakening

          Map design is fricking garbage. Might as well just play echoes instead
          Balance is fricking garbage. You're actively encouraged to just solo with Robin
          Plot becomes criminally boring after the b***h trips and falls
          There's literally nothing good about Awakening. If all you care about are eugenics, then FE4 and conquest did it better since they aren't balanced around grinding like a tard. If you do care about grinding, then might I suggest disgaea and the other 10000+ grindan games that exist?

          Best FE games to start with are 6 7 8 9 11 conquest engaygie. If you care too much about muh clunkiness, then avoid 6 9 11 and engage since 6 is RNG hell, 9 is slow as frick, 11 is ugly as sin and engage has lots of stuff that will piss you off such as taking away from you a major game mechanic halfway in
          wait this is an unicorn thread

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this soul enough?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > mid comp, mid comp mid...
      > thinks frontline is good

      anon just use dragoon and trinity rain and win the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Scarlett not wearing Ring of the Maiden
      sovlless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pursuit is pretty good on josef, no clue why you aren't using it
      also, why are your levels so whack? you've got like a 14 level gap there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Josef's stat is dogshit before you get him to lv45++
        Lex is just there for the meme, I immediately replaced him with Nina

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prostitute

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Schizo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe how easy it is for her to reach the final rapport while other girls require at least reaching Albion.
      Hell, you can finish her rapport before starting her sister's 1st rapport.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine using a truestrike pet attack on a werefox until she's completely mindbroken

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the mouth on her

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Generics that look better than named characters
    >vanguard
    >viking
    >gladiator
    >legionnaire
    >dark knight
    >feathershield
    >

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sellsword/landsknecht
      >gryphon knight/master

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual. Flat is justice.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she sure got the justice of being entirely forgotten like the flat jobber she is

          Are the oversize breasts really necessary?

          >vanillaware
          yes
          get lost newbie

          >barely any art of Amalia
          >nobody even talks about her really

          Sad.

          giant muscle girl is one tiny step away from actual homosexualry territory like futa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also shaman/druid for me. The skull mask is cool

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which even takes away berengaria?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The coliseum defense battle

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the royals in Drakenhold look like Cornians

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drakenhold was founded by a Cornian prince

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But they don't? Cornians are blue haired. Drakenhold royals are blonde.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Lex/Chloe team evolved into basically a team built around supporting Yunifi. Ridiel boosts her with conferrels. Josef access her. Chloe gifts her. Lex protects the backline. Josef doubles as a secondary damage and his heal can set off Ridiel's aoe debuff. It's fun to see it evolved into something decent.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are elven fencers really shit? Surely someone's managed to make them work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can equip tomes on them. Pair them with AoE attackers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elves were made for LOVE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their main problem is whatever they can do, another class can do it better. They also don't really role compress as well as other classes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They really aren't. They are really flexible and thus can make many compositions work.
      They can equip gear that is usually restricted to mages, like the always popular tomes. They can buff dodge tanks against ranged attacks, giving fliers some additional survivability. They can be very self-reliant with their dodges and their self-cure, though they aren't good dodge tanks themselves.
      A 1 PP attack that stuns, neat. Column attack that takes 1 PP away from cav and sometimes kills what's behind them, neat. Full row magic attack, who would say no to that? They aren't causing the most damage, but they are neither hard countered by pure physical or pure magical attacks.
      Nah, they are rad.

      You can equip tomes on them. Pair them with AoE attackers.

      That's just disgusting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my problem with them is that they're just too janky
      >split stats and split potencies
      >grants auto evasion, but only against ranged attacks that are apt to be truestrikes
      >said auto evade could work on any other attack type, it's just programmed to not activate for melee
      >(ground based) on the only attack that isn't split
      >better status effects on any other caster, except the stun which is single target
      there's really just not a lot to like here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have higher magic attack than sorceress

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They immediately make Warriors obsolete. If you're using Warriors to protect your flyers, then replace them with Elf fencers and you're better off.

      Sylvan Barrier only procs if the Flyer would have been hit, that's far better. And the damage they bring is more than a Warrior/Vanguard could even dream of.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't protect from truestrikes though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So don't send them against Truestrike, or kill Truestrike units immediately, it's a non issue after Drakenhold.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            or i can just keep using Lex and don't care

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sylvan Barrier only procs if the Flyer would have been hit, that's far better
        I've been wondering about these things for a while. Do any kinds of guards AP's only activate if the unit being attacked would actually get hit?
        I know Travis dodges naturally anything thanks to his high evasion, and the AP ability only activates if he would actually get hit. But would putting Hodrick next to him make said Hodrick guard him every time he would be attacked, or only if an attack would actually hit, like a true strike?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not protecting against Truestrike makes barrier worthless because flying units can inherently stack idiotically amounts of evasion between their class trait and a scarf. The most dangerous ranged attacks all have true strike so you just wasted your PP and Limited Action for nothing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made an all elf team + yahna with full CC, having every skill prio whos not stunned/frozen
      it just werks, I also use both frozen/electric conferral

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought people were joking about the whole Dinah racism thing kek

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the oversize breasts really necessary?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't belong on elves, that's for sure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >barely any art of Amalia
    >nobody even talks about her really

    Sad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually getting her filtered a majority of people.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >barely any art of Amalia
        >nobody even talks about her really

        Sad.

        > hyped up mega frontliner with an entire mechanic centered around her
        > get her
        > most mid frontliner, no DEF, low DMG

        why did they do this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you can get her then you're already able to steamroll most of the game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i want a reward for beating the coliseum... what was the point of her in the game...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hero's Medallion is an amazing accessory.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's the ultimate filler unit because everything she does is largely independent. You have a complete 1+3 team that works and no idea what 5th unit to use? That's her spot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Only one rapport
      Even the devs didn't care....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She honestly gets more art than the Albion girls, Hilda, Kitra and Miriam.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's cool, but outclassed by a lot of "waifus" in the game. She's not exactly a romantic partner.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jobs in her epilogue
      Her only character trait and it gets taken away...

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people actually find this game difficult? Never felt the need to use items aside from the first few battles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spend 10 minutes on twitch and see how fast they struggle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need "some" kind of plan. There are people who don't have a plan at all.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my knight wife, Miriam

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on the first map and I'm a little afraid of missing out on things. Do I have to explore every inch of the overworld or does the game lead you towards every new companion, etc? Some places just seem out of reach.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get everywhere naturally. It's hard to miss anything.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need Trinity Rain for cat hood meme? I only have Dragoon Dive on Hilda at this moment.
    Also white cat hood or black cat hood?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes trinity rain is just a better version of dragoon dive, the only reason you would use dragoon dive is for pvp autism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hoods are identical.
      Trinity rain is the most devastating, but dragoon dive and yunifi's rain also work. There's also that blizzard staff I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why no one talks about using it on spin2win, it's just as much of a win button as the meme charge attacks at that point

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because spin2win is physical and can be guarded, same reason why dragoon dive is shiet

        no one ever uses magical guard even the devs forgot to use it in the story

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro your magic conferral? your thunderous conferral? freezing? etc.
          also, the story spams magic reflect at you in albion, and it's not like any of this is necessary to beat anything in the story in the first place.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > can be guarded
          Just toot the horn

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any aoe is good for cat hood. I personally used it on elemental roar.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People actually survive spin2win. When you use that true strike crit monocle, nothing survives trinity rain unless a feathershield makes you self-wipe.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clive is so cool, guys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We know, Monica.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >commie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being against hereditary monarchy is not communism.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're right. In a world where the ruling monarchy actually does has the heavenly mandate and the gods are more than willing to curse you to forever die but never pass on or whatever the frick that was I speedread the dialogue, democracy is just stupid.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can Cav stack beat Galerius?

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DAICHI NO IKARI DA!!!

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand cat hood. From quick impetus description it just makes the unit act again, how is this supposed to help with charge skills and their obscene charge time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By skipping the charge time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The buffed unit basically completely skips their charge and their turn, attacking immediately after starting to charge it up instead of waiting for a whole turn.

        >start charging
        >receive cat hood buff
        >immediately move again and finish charging
        >also get 1ap so you can do something else if something survives the turn

        so the description just means that unit's next action just gets pushed up in queue like in those games with visible queues?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, with the same initiative as before so he acts right away.
          Mind you, it doesn't "clone" an attack for free or anything. You still have to spend AP to act if it's not for finishing a charge move.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The buffed unit basically completely skips their charge and their turn, attacking immediately after starting to charge it up instead of waiting for a whole turn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >start charging
      >receive cat hood buff
      >immediately move again and finish charging
      >also get 1ap so you can do something else if something survives the turn

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Join Clive against his fight against wicked monarchs like Alain and Gilbert! No man should be held above others simply for being born in a better standing!

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that Clive haters have 0 media literacy?

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would Cav Call be stronger for Alain over a conferral?

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If physical attacks are buffed by magic, can feathershields reflect that? Can they reflect Magic Attack from the Rune Sword?

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I just suck at making comps.
    Yes, there are some good units here largely carried by the strong uniques or some gear. Yes, we have the meme cathood doomdive Hilda as well.
    But other squads just don't pull their weight. I want a damaging frontline that can hold their own, instead they feel squishy and can barely kill anything, the unit buffing them feels like a waste and a healer is desperately needed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try Travis, Ren, Rosa, and Elto as a squad. The fifth doesn't really matter. You spam status, elemental roars, and Ren goes nuts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I understand the desire to use all the units and slots you're given but it's really not needed. No matter the map, I end up deploying 4-5 squads, so I suggest focusing your power there. Remaining slots can just be speedy shitters who collect shinies on the map, man catapults and maybe provide some valor skills.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're having that much trouble, then just use the team the game tells you to use. i.e. blue rose squad, desert Black folk squad. Ren with her brother + some filler They all work.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you recruit gloucester?
    i know he's recruitable but if i kill him in the coliseum defense is he gone for good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have Aramis in your army? You can't recruit gloucester without Aramis.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You do that desert battle with him and then Aramis has a chat with him. Dunno if Magellan needs to talk to him in the battle but it can't hurt.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of those ground stray enemy units?
    You can just just skip battle and continue exploring the map.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To test your squads against enemies you will likely face in the battle nearby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Walking honor caches. If you need a few honor, just kill them and promote/increase size or whatever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you actually beat them in a single round you get some honor.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the Bastorias Blue turn Yunifi into a human instead of an Elf?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look at her ears

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finished Cornia and got a few missions deep into Drakenhold, if I keep progressing there and go to Elfheim later I'll be overleveled right? Should I be doing both areas at the same time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drakenhold is lower level so it's better to do it first. But do take a peek into Elfheim, you get a free unit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do whatever. When I matched the level in Elheim, I did both regions, strictly on the recommended levels of each stages.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drakenhold first, then Elheim.
      The game literally urges you to go there first.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go staight to the capital. use the bombs and traps and get levels/equipment

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have to mindlessly dig quary to get treasure map
    I hate this... I need 5 moer...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      think of all the ore you can sell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JUST GIVE ME THE MAP ALREADY AOEFMASOIDJNFJODFDS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just smack the ground, it's not that hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        5 DIGGING WITHOUT MAP ARE YOU KIDDING ME I'M TIRED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [cheerful music continues]

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine being filtered by literal ground

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the 6th maps won't spawn in each site until you complete each region's 5 map quests.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ui NEED bASTORIAS #5 AND ALBION #3 #4 #4
            THE KEEP GIVING ME ANGEL STONE AND RED STONE
            I DONT NEED THEM GIVE ME MAPS

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if this game had a non-linear conquest map with tons of branching and exclusive events.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It took Vanillaware 10 years to develop UO. There's just no way they could do a Sengoku Rance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want a KTM mode for UO

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >coliseum defense fight ends after you defeat 50 units
    well i just wasted those items. i was about to kill the boss too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tfw I was rank B at that part

      What was your renown reward? I think it was 45 points for me. Not sure if you get more if you defeat boss instead, both my times I did 50 kills.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>What was your renown reward? I think it was 45 points for me. Not sure if you get more if you defeat boss instead, both my times I did 50 kills.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >renown reward
          >i post honor
          here's the renown

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >renown
          >posts honors
          ????

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      next time actually read the dialogue and the mission description

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love how every video game stage with not-so-infinite reinforcement always stops when it's just starting to get good

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's fricking it. I'm going to bomb all featherbows from now on. I got plenty of them already and I can buy more later.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just buy fluffy scarves if you like absolutely can't use a priest or elf archer

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alain is made for ______

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dinah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tight. Elven. Pussy.

      He isn't leaving Elheim without that cherry popped and 4 pregnant Elves following him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gilbert

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        scarlett looks like THAT??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she can heal my wounds if you know what i mean

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His oneesan

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait so are Bestrals immortal too just like the elves? Is Yunifi gon look like that forever and eventually become the eternal queen of Cornia? If so, I'll marry Scarlett, I'm tired of these greedy elven wenches trying to annex my home through pussy. They do it in every genre, they're in, frick them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting a boring titcow obsessed with angels over the THICC lion
      imagine how many heirs those thighs can give you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well Yunifi is fully human now, so I would expect she has the lifespan of a human.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if she still has bestral traits like extended sense of smell then it's safe to assume she would live far longer than average human

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You probably don't remember the name of that blonde elf woman with a bow. Don't look it up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one does, she's easily the most forgettable elf in the game since by the time you have access to her you've probably gotten 2 other elf archers already.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Galadriel, nice try though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if she didn't had LOTR-esque name it would be hard
      we really didn't need fricking 3 elf archers anyway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I use all 3. am I smart? I ran into a problem of picking what round start ability to use. Pure Field commonly wins

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          awful

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's galapagos or something

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I make Ochlys not block with her skill but instead dodge?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She only blocks things getting past her evasion.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >elves have the maiden ring
    >had knowledge of the ceremony and it’s location
    Reminder that elves are the only choice for your maiden. Just as the unicorn intended

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >marrying leaf lovers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but they have the maiden ring for a reason

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          to take it by force from disgusting leaf lovers who store it

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno why Prince Alain is so scared to take a second wife, I just put a ring on a second woman and I'm perfectl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ANON NOOOOO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rest in pieces

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no women in armor trying to stop me
    >anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good character development moment as a whole for Virginia. Unlike most female characters had in the game.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any spreadsheets here that explain all the growth rates?

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's terrifying that incest is entering the mainstream. Fall of Rome 2.0

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would still choose virginia even if there was no incest involved

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Far worse things have entered the mainstream in the last two decades.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is it my fault if my cousin is the best love interest?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ochlys is your cousin?

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've just noticed that some players have Alcina and Ilenia in their squad for coliseum. How do you recruit them?
    Also how do you get '+' for your equipment?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're post game only.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When do I get more healers? Right now I have Sharon, and Chloe has a small pocket heal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's all you get early game in Cornia. There's a level 14 mission there that could get you another one. If you're worry about healing so much, get a first aid kit and equip it on each of your formations.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enter Elfheim
      Realize that Miriam is more of a healer than a fighter
      Just stab the c**t before they deal damage to you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get 2 healer knights and 2 more clerics

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can really see the human side, many of her recolorings are ugly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      end yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wish i had that paint comic where someone flies up in the air pissing shitting and vomiting at the same time because this is literally my reaction to this shit have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      loose ganguro half elf that loves humans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yo. Galo sengen.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >side-quest hunting all day
    >only Cornia's liberation quest, Selvie's free mission quest, getting married quest and 1 more main quest.
    >Main Quest: 一角獣の覇王
    >Unicorn... King...? wait... Haou is more like Overlord... Unicorn... Overlord... !!!
    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GRINNED AND CLAPPED ON THE SPOT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if the title is originally in japanese like 13 sentinels but they changed their minds later

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tranime weebs need to be gassed

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing how everyone seems to agree that the game turns into the garbage the moment you promote the hag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking this is a downgrade

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The post that saved everyone 30 honors

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i really hate that design
        it's just that FE bawd but slightly different, sorceress was so much better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hagbros? our defense?

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know Morard is a wholesome, friendly guy and a staunch ally, but the fact he runs around bare-chested and hairy af just makes things awkward.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any must have items to buy from coliseum shop?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The black hood

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The cat-eared hood?
        Shit seems too expensive.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cat hood
        Don't bother with magia items, you get them from bastorias and albion treasure maps
        For the cost of 1 ruby, you can get 4 carnelian weapons, don't buy ruby
        The invincible shield looks good from what I've seen on colosseum but dunno
        Purifier is a another good one. It has row cure that also gives out debuff immunity, and it only cost 1pp.

        People seem to recommend the cat hoods but what is it used for?
        The only thing I can think of is pairing someone wearing a hood with wyvern and instant cast dragoon dive?
        Or is there another usage?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly that, it's to force the charge skills (wyvern dive, trinity rain etc.) to fire off instantly to heavily damage or even instantly wipe the enemy team

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can also use it to have the elf twin fire elemental roar twice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cat hood
      Don't bother with magia items, you get them from bastorias and albion treasure maps
      For the cost of 1 ruby, you can get 4 carnelian weapons, don't buy ruby
      The invincible shield looks good from what I've seen on colosseum but dunno
      Purifier is a another good one. It has row cure that also gives out debuff immunity, and it only cost 1pp.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I feel like the plagued cities were supposed to be a Tatiana specific side quest, where you need to help her cure the residents. There is one in Cornia and one in Drakengard then the plagued cities just seem to disappear, which might be because of the cut content post Elfheim. A shame honestly because i like her character and story.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This, I do the same it's why I clocked 200 hours before I beat the game

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >where's the Orcs?
    >where's the Goblins?
    >where's ________

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can we not slap the same boring fantasy shit in every game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      _the dwarves.
      At least there's Mordon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all in the DLC brother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fricking colonizers

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spent almost 2 hours on the Two Armies as One battle stage because I kept watching every single combat animations
    why am I like this?

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragongirl doko

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hilda doesn't get much art.

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t open this. I’m begging you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frangays, got some explaining to do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You want to die or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >adds Black person tooth gap
      why?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First time seeing tumblr art?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          never heard of tumblr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why, just why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course they niggify the ginger.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drawn by a tumblrina who likes lesbians exclusively

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game makes me want to replay dragons crown for some reason but i have no time to do that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just do a run through some dungeons, an hour is all it takes for some good EXP and equipment.
      Still have to beat infernal difficulty, my elf is at level 95

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have a pretty easy time
    >Beat the Arena at level 25
    >Enter Bastoria
    >Gryphons fricking everywhere
    >5 stack of gryphons
    >Make a Unit of 3 archers and Hodrik
    >The fricking Gryphons kill Hodrick
    Fricking hell I can only row shot so many times how do I get rid of all these fricking cliff racers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cliff Racers are pink, Cliff Racers are blue. Where once there was one, now there are two.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this but with the 3bear/2owl stacks because I'm too lazy to change my teams

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      am I just good at this fricking game? I destoyed Bastorias on my first playthrough, which I did on expert. The 'dodging' fox prostitutes were shit and couldn't handle my Virginia led brigade or full cav hit-squads. My breakers destroyed their bear tanks, and the wolves were literally just free xp as they got bursted down by literally anything.
      I'm playing true zenoiran right now and not at Bastorias yet, but judging how easy drakenhold is atm, I'm guessing it will be more of the same. I guess all that time on fire emblem just made me a tad smarter than the rest of you bonobo dinguses, uehehe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'll never see a chloebro or elfsister posting arrogant shit like this btw. It's always the scarlett/virginia shitters that have this impudence

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're looking too deep into it, it's just FEtards

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe.
        Bastorias is peak difficulty
        So few side missions to scale up + main missions are HUGE + very high level eneemies, relative to your average squad level.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah honestly I didn't see the big deal. There were a few fights where I was like "Damn, that's a curve ball" but I could count them with one hand and they just made me go from using no items to using a few items to win.

        Then again, I'm total completionist mode and I do every single thing I can do in each land before moving on to the next (except the Colosseum because that's obviously intended for later, I got Amalia right before Albion).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The game has a few difficulty spikes, but Bastorias is by far the hardest if you didn't prepare for it

        >first spike, entering Drakengard where missions start throwing multiple objectives which lead to defeat (like letting Prim die in the middle of nowhere)
        Solved usually by the time you get Beren since the more early promoted classes you have, the easier it is.
        Drakengard also introduces rogue gays trying to sneak your command post like in the desert subzone.

        >2nd spike, Elfheim with promoted enemy units
        It's nowhere near "impossible", but if you go there before finishing drakenguard and being at the promotable renown range, it's definitely a step up difficulty wise since every other mook unit and all elves are promoted. In Drakengard only the last boss units are promoted. If you stick it out until the bandits join it gets a lot easier since you get 3 promoted units early.

        >third spike, Bastorias
        Foxes literally demolishing tanks if you have no passive/guard immunity, since they all follow up attack before it can be dispelled.
        Units moving at max speed at night, jumping to your low hp units or rushing your unguarded command post.
        A lot of missions are a clusterfrick, like the first mission having Ramona get raped and losing if you aren't in the capital within 10 seconds of it starting, since nighttime will just demolish her defenses.
        There there is the wolf/bear quest which is a long fricking grueling fight if you do both.
        Honestly the last 2 missions were miles easier than earlier on, since by then you've bought out guard seal resist on your tanks and know how to deal with bestrals. The blizzard one is a meme since Selvie makes it a joke, and since it's like the desert map, you know to defend your base from sneaky units.

        >Albion
        >spike
        Do you have blind immunity? if yes then there is no spike, if no, welcome to hell else you better exit the mission and buy some
        Other than that don't use frost tomb or thunderbolt on feathershields and it's ezmode

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does eggsbeard have way more units or something? Everyone cried about wolves, i play the mission and there are like 6 or 8 of them and with ye olde cav/flier+speed boost you can murder most of them before night sets in

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on your level and squad I think. I came in under leveled and it was a struggle (fun as frick though). Bears aren’t bad but holy shit their fricking health.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once you die your elf wife will remember you but carry on. She had loves before you and will have loves after you. She will mourn you for years, perhaps even decades, but eventually move on and experience love and happiness again. With time she will evtually struggle to remember the faces or voices of those that passed on before her, like her parents, siblings and lovers, among them you.

    But she will always remember your love.

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best part is that the gods will fricking smite her to ashes if she tries to find another lover after your death 50 years ago 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, they won't.

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have humans
    >have furries
    >don't have half-beast girls with fluffy ears and tail
    What a missed opportunity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon that’s why you marry Dinah and get to work breeding a whole litter of half foxes

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game would be better if there was friendly unit collision and deploying more units exponentially cost most (1st unit for 1; 2nd-3rd units for 2; 4th-6th units for 3; etc)

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any reason this isn't on PC?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VW are a bunch of boomers who have no idea how to port their games to PC.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, vanillaware are just plain petty. Emulation is just justified here

        I honestly don't get it, didn't they run out of funds developing this game?? Releasing it on PC would just generate more income. I hate old people.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's because your moronic dumbfrick ass would pirate the game
          Disregard that both tendies and PS4gays can pirate everything while PCgays get fricked by denuvo (something that Fatlus, the publisher here, shoves into every single one of their games by the way)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homie I pirated the game on PC now. A port would be an opportunity to buy it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I pirate the game anyway on my hacked Switch and tons of people on their emulators.
            Japanese also pirated it a lot. there's waaaaaay more cheat codes for JP version than US version on Day 1. japs are so dedicated into pirating this lol.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's because your moronic dumbfrick ass would pirate the game
            This is such a non-argument and people still parrot it to this day on social media as if it piracy is only exclusive to PC.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone knows that console pirates are single digits percent of population while you fats are like 50%. Nobody is porting shit for arrogant morons like you that will just pirate it anyway, install a dozen porn mods and be a monkey in general

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But anon, more console players pirated UO than PCgay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                only because pc fats don't play games
                if if got actual port they would pirate it to shit on it, setting emutroony is too much effort for them and it's not a big game so watching it on youtube and shitposting won't generate a lot of (you)s

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, vanillaware are just plain petty. Emulation is just justified here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VW is not confident in their ability to port to PC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably has to do with them not wanting to spend resources handling a PC port when they barely had enough money to finish making the game itself.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just unlocked my 2nd 5 man unit. Give me a good party setup.

    Also wish this game had 20 units instead of 10. You can recruit so many characters and there are so many towns to station people in but not enough units. Yeah, you can change shit on the fly but that's tedious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also wish this game had 20 units instead of 10
      Same

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you ever use knights solo, outside of self-fellating cavalry rows?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, Renault is the main tank for one of my units. Knights are really solid all around, and the fact they just get better when you have more of them is a bonus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, not really. I actually like the idea of a cavalry unit. It's how shit works irl, after all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to say since cavalry have entire passive skills based around making every other cavalry stronger so it's basically designed around fellating itself but cavalries are quite useful units even without being surrounded by cavalry thanks to their active skills recovering AP should they kill enemies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont do cavalry rows, its suboptimal but I only have one Cav in a team and never the same type. I like every one of my squads above 100 mobility

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dinah/Ramona can easily lead squads because they offer doubled movement speed at night which you can make permanently active. I agree that dumping all of the horses in one team is dumb though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they aren't terrible as part of a frontline, they do decent damage themselves and have quick guard to mitigate damage. It is kind of a shame that their unique pursuit can't trigger without other cav though.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute husband and wife (and Virginia)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Alain finally gets pauldrons for should protection
      >armpits still bare

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hey Monica funny coincidence I just found your favorite tea in a store"
    >"That's almost as funny as how I found those pastries you like while shopping"
    >These two proceed to just eat and drink together and then never frick in any ending

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need to get around to playing the demo

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Auch being confused for food.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't Hodrick and Renault have the same shitty growths as Josef

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank god Renault isn't as cucked as Josef. Hodrick probably got spared since he came unpromoted.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Josef is an actually withering old man. Makes sense he'd have lower stats for his level.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        something something hypodermic dime chamber
        probably the zenoiran possession magic prevented them from aging.
        on the other hand, it's only 10 years or so that gets time skipped. It could be that josef was already like 45 in the prologue and had a heart attack or two since then due to stress. If renault and hodrick were like 25-30, they'd be old for fighters certainly but by no means falling apart

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine marrying a fox and Josef just dies from heart attack from hearing this shit

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homie

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The reason why Aubin is so frail is that he comes with a -HP Growth for whatever reason. If you want to run him in front, swap Precise for something else. You'll still end up needing one of the +Guard Rate axes and a decent shield but depending on your formation then he'll end up needing to step up to the front..

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This, Octopath 1, Octopath 2 and Triangle Strategy are set in 1 world, different continent

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game needs a real post game
    reaching lvl 50 and not being able to do anything with it is sad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I pretty much do mock battles.
      My army fights solely for my amusement

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon, why do you have male units... are you gay?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it wrong to frick your grandpa’s sloppy seconds?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Alcina get kicked out when gramps died? How did she get in Ilenia's squad at the start of the game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wants to protect her lovers kingdom after his death
        >teams up with his political marriage
        Ilenia probably didn't even care

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Iliena was his daughter, not wife.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying you get a choice
      >implying gramps tapped that ass

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sharon, Monica, Primm or Celeste?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Primm is the only serious candidate in that list

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Primm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God I'd feed Primm until she dies from a heart attack

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nta but he's got a point, looking at me.
    i don't pirate anything on pc
    but it was 11pm on a friday when i learned about this game so after realizing it's not on steam, i just downloaded it on an emulator

    hearing the trouble some anons have in finding a copy for their switch i feel like i did the right thing. i do miss online battle mode, and i'd pay for it if i could, but i'm not about to wait days for a switch plus the game to arrive when i can just play the game right now.

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How experienced is she?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she popped Hodrick's cherry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      total femcel, never even held hands
      men fear her, hodrick was the only one who ever spoke to her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Josef used to play pranks on her didn’t he?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes which is why she finds it funny how he managed to raise Alain into an absolute gentleman.

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I get to that separate area where Albion treasure map 1 is? Also should I do all liberation quests before doing the final mission?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it's like any isolated coast, take a boat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've gone on all the boats

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    worthless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally wtf chloe, thats literally your ONE fricking job in this army, what the hell am I supposed to do with you now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bedroom duties

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chloe is for Lex.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dream more Lex
            you're for bedroom duties either

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They have zero interest in each other

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn chloe stealing my hallowed corne ashes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have never used a single one of these things.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fricked around one time and ended up failing a map due to time out
        >mfw that's how I learned you can use a Hollwed Corne Ash to completely reset your timer and continue where you are
        That's kinda busted. Really, with a lot of item usage, you could brute force your way through maps you weren't ready to handle like that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not if you play on expert

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chloe going dumpster diving in plague filled ruins in drakenholm was pretty funny

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