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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I came on both of them OP, get it right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ochlys is 100% a dyke, regardless if you can marry her or not

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, she's autistic and doesn't even understand love in that way, until Alain more directly beats her over the head with it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah bro she broke away from her entire family and moved far from home to be close to a girl because they‘re just good friends

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She loves Sharon but not in that way. She'll be stuck in yuribait hell for the rest of her life unless Alain smashes one of them. Preferably both (frick off Unicorn)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely nothing about Ochlys's story stands up to anything we see in Albion. I'm willing to believe the localisers just made it up entirely.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watch the ring scene. You can tell by her voice she’s craving prince wiener

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No woman is a lesbian. Women are either straight or bisexual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          truth

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure exclusive lesbians exist but they're rare enough they have their own term among LGB people
          I once was involved with a girl who had never wanted to frick a man before she met me. Before you say cool story brah I never did get to bang her before I fricked it up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't need to cool story me my guy, I get it.
            Had two pretty young "Lesbian" high schoolers working at my store and dating.
            A year later and one high school graduation later and guess where they are?
            Not together and both dating men.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it feel like
          98% women are bisexual
          1.9% are straight
          0.1% are actual lesbians

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >98% women are bisexual
            Why does people say stupid shit like this? The vast majority of women is in a relationship with a male. If someone is truly bisexual then they'd have a history of having relationships with both genders, but that's just not true for women.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not that guy, but every girlfriend I've had has had sex with other girls. The really do seem to be 100% bisexual, it just depends which way they lean (imo it's like 98% male preference, 2% female preference as the result of some sort of trauma)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Tongue my Anus

                I hate to be THAT guy but can I execute these brown elves? I really dislike seeing browns in my media I don't want em in my party or any scene ever after

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >disliking choco elves

                [...]

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm not that guy, but every girlfriend I've had has had sex with other girls.
                And? That's your own experience but not the reality that speaks for most girls.

                What is a fact is that most girls are in a relationship with a guy and they don't have any past relationships with another girl.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but not the reality that speaks for most girls
                I don't think you really understand anything, but that's okay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's quite ironic but okay. Keep living in that delusion I guess.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You poor, naive anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is yurigays are so disliked because you homosexuals cope so hard. How can you cope and say Ochlys is 100% a dyke when she falls in love with a guy. That's like saying you're 100% straigaht even if you fall in love with a guy.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morard was a cooler guy than I was expecting. For all we talk about the girls, the guys sure af aren't slacking behind either in how likable they can be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Magellan. Pretty good bro for a bandit. Hell, all of the desert dudes are (except Jeremy, who's dead)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even Jeremy can be kind of a bro once you see all of his rapports tbh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Magellan is also one of the best options if you want to go the homo route.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Magellan is great. He has amazing rapports

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His hairy Zangief chest is super awkward though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Aubin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Josef, Hodrick, Gammel, Govil, and Magellan are my top lads, but Morard, Aubin, Gilbert, and others are great too. For a game with such a big cast, I really liked the vast majority of the characters both male and female.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a Jeremy fan. I appreciate a good scumbag, and his ramparts are fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My loyal husband Mordon!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does this make incels seeth so much?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't lesbians getting dicked is my fetish.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My Black person, i wish there was a specific tag for this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What Soda is this? I can't make out the writing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's written in elvish.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You mean the shit the localization made up?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes things are just jokes, anon. You don't need to force yourself to be upset about everything. Unbrainwash yourself

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cum cola

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          uhhh how old is she in this picture

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            About 100 give or take

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            too old

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone must be for them

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the commoner class, the larger of the two classes, not simply eat the nobles?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pat the Chloe!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how old are Eltolinde/Rosalinde?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old enough that fricking Alain is not far from pedophilia for them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tbf I think most humans would be pedophilia for them

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tranyuri is gross but at least you can still correct her. Still the elves are better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They're sisters because their parents are a light elf and dark elf

      >But Ridiel is a half elf because her mom fricked a human

      Elf genetics make no sense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The elf kings decreed that RNG determines what kind of elf you become in the case of elf breeding but if you touch a filthy human your child is cursed to die

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's not a real elf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eltolinde took all the dominant genes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kojimble, please

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fantastic Elves picture, thanks Anon

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >almost every other girl mogs her despite she being pushed as the canon choice
    This is the curse of canon girls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only the elf twins, maybe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every other girl mogs her
      Nah.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even she doesn't think she deserves the ring, which is supposed to come off as endearing but it's more pathetic than anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The canon girl curse only applies if the canon girl has no other traits than just "I'm generic and try to appeal to everyone at the same time by lacking in any meaningful traits that could upset someone". Like Bella from Twilight.
      Scarlett is a big titty childhood friend nun with ojou-sama hair a royalty background, self-image issues and who regularly gets used for comedy skits. You'd struggle to find canon girls that well defined.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's fine, it's a shame she's a moronic femoid that believes in God.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People say she’s boring but I have enjoyed most of her rapports

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think she's been adorable so far.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her rapport conversations with other characters just made marrying someone else sweeter.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >having any male other than Alain (literally me) grouped up with your girls
    It's like you want them cheating on you.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is it about scarlett that generates such jealousy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big fat breasts + canon wife

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I'm breeding the furry girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is only one, owlbreasts isn't furry she's feathery

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is only one, owlbreasts isn't furry she's feathery

        fox girl

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >attacking
          >pointy end away from enemy
          that's not how you use it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >permanent resting b***hface

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            until you make her ahegao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I get it. Because she's a dog

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want to put her in a fancy dress

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My cute tsundere queen

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I came between them? Like in a threesome? Won't the Unicorn smite me for doi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fluffers don't count, Pontifex Scarlett told me it's ok
      She had a weird look in her eyes when she answered, but I'm sure it's f

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Unicorn added as a super boss
    >If you defeat him, you can have more than one wife.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My Alain’s harem squad will deliver the final blow

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A man must choose who to correct
    And I made my choice
    She won over the elves...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how does she respond

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She laughs, tells you you will have to put up with her forever now and kisses you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice line Alain. Actually reminds me of Stella Glow, where you dress the black witch character in a pure white wedding dress.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's stunning! STUNNING!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dress correction achieved
        Up next: big happy family correction

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ren being too c**ty for court means Alain has a perfect excuse to leave Gran Corrine whenever he wants because he has urgent matters to "discuss" with the queen
        God I love Ren.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah death spin stuns really well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this line sounded too much like the sort of shit Gerard would say.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >to save the world you need to have a shotgun wedding first, now do it fgt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just need to show the unicorn you can trust and be trusted, it has nothing to do with marriage or monogamy. I like this meme but if people keep repeating it they're gonna actually think it's real.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happens in Palevia, stays in Palevia.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people married the c**t dark elf who’s just using you to finally get a country to rule

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh come on. how bad could it be, having an elf be the ruler of a country full of humans?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just pump out enough half breeds to start a War of the Roses in Cornia, problem solved.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We already know from Grandpa that the blue-haired royal blood is strong. Chances are good that at least one of the half-breeds will be the spitting image of Alain.
        After Alain dies, Rosalinde can just marry her son who looks just like Alain, and continue trading out "Alains" until she dies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >She'll be a Reverse Tomaru
          Based, actually.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a really endearing line, honestly. She's telling you not only that she won't ever remarry, but that she'll protect your kingdom even long after you're gone.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Dinah is accepted as a queen despite being autistic and racist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the people will accept a fox lady easier than they will a sand person
      lol?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cornian really REALLY don't like Drakenholdians. Especially the desert kind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fox is cute unlike desert gays

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea, Cornia isn’t real life or Ganker.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >implying anyone wants sand people in real life

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never trust Tusken raiders

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Appreciate real homies at Vanillaware for giving us both chocolate and pale elves and both sticc and big tiddy elves.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bonus hidden Chloe-exclusive promotion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if UO had branching promotions like Sacred Stones.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would've liked this a lot, once you hit Elfland it feels like your OG units have all promoted and stagnated and all the new units you get just have their own special snowflake classes, there's not much growth or change in the class system after that. I get why you don't have everyone being able to be any class like in FE but it would've been nice to have some advanced or branching promotions.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How much did you grind to have most of your units promoted by the time you hit Elf land? I didn't even finish it until my third zone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he probably meant all units you actually use, not literally everyone

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not that guy but I was level 30 and rank S by the time I actually started on Bastorias, and I didn't grind anything. Actually, what I did was I scouted as much as I could, I opened the map, went to the quests section, then I completed the game in the level order that it showed to me while completing each Sigil quest only one time

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, like

            he probably meant all units you actually use, not literally everyone

            said, pretty sure by the time I got to Elfland I had five open teams with four members each, and most of those units were promoted at that point. Didn't see the point of promoting units I wasn't using until later in the game when I had so much honor I didn't know what to do with it aside from just promoting everyone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If we ever get UO2 this is at the very top of my wishlist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was asking people recently: if there was a post game DLC would you prefer a second or alternative promotions?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Second, for now. I like characters being set into their roles.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I had to choose between the two, second.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Second.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the timeline where Lex and Scarlett weren't hiding in the bushes eating Roasted Nuts

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can artists that draw stuff for these threads post their nicks or something so we can follow them for new stuff? And commision if you're paid in $$$.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no. it will lose soul if we do that

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >whipping witch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She can whip me anytime

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does japan love LGBT shit so much?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay when they do it.
      Pic related is how westerners do it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay when they do it.
      Pic related is how westerners do it.

      painful samegayging

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You posted nearly exactly 2 minutes apart, anon. It's painful. You're painful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      centuries of mutt slavery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      girl on girl is treated as a childish fantasy in japanese media, something you entertain when you're young and stop thinking about when you get older so you can have babies and support the economy. the same applies to otaku culture in general, they don't expect media consumption to have such a profound effect on the minds of young people.

      hard to believe their birth rates are plummeting, huh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice bait but everyone is aware that birth rates are plummeting exclusively because of israelites

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea of what you're talking about. The great majority of Japan doesn't care for otaku media. The birthrate problem has more to do with career focused upbringing, people generally seeing relationships as burdens upon their freedom due to the responsibilities and compromises to financial stability attached, specially if children are born out of the relationship, and the overpopulation of urban areas.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't reply to low quality bait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do the blue hairs hate Japanese lesbians so much?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird since plenty of yuri is written by women too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Itou Hachi will never draft up a Female Lancer x Elf e-girl doujin
          Why live

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could be a lot of reasons. My guess is it’s because men like it and a lot of the people pushing Western dyke shit are hardcore feminists. Women still act feminine in Yuri. Could also be a general hatred of Japanese.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem
    Dangerous beast Chloe
    That is all

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does scarlett look like under that huge puffy dress

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see

      Can artists that draw stuff for these threads post their nicks or something so we can follow them for new stuff? And commision if you're paid in $$$.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she actually stuffs her bra she's a flatty under all of that

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this guy for real?
    You just slaughtered the town guard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro his sister

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo how could you kill zenorians
      >unforgivable, die

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What Zenorians? He killed Rolf's militia people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're not Zenorians, they're the townsfolk. He's a slave trading scumbag anyway.

        He is not lying
        His story sounds shit, but its actually real

        Who cares if it's real? Why is his sister's life worth the lives of the people he's murdering and enslaving?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's just trying to get by in a cruel world beset with violence. not everyone was raised a prince.
          not that you'd understand. but that's nothing a slit throat can't fix

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is not lying
      His story sounds shit, but its actually real

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't really make any difference, though. He deserves death either way.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't kill him though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should save everyone if you want all the characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The people who can't/won't repent or don't have genuine sob stories die without you getting a choice. The people you can recruit are the good ones, or at least "good" enough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna kill you alain.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's special because her whole crusade, as well as Ghislain's, was based on a lie. Baltro was the cause of the plague and profited off it. You can call them moronic for not realizing it, but she's not evil.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >got the unicorn to kill everyone in his country
            >got stronger with their eternal hate
            >spread plagues for 10+ years
            >became the strongest wizard, even above the former court sorceress/concubine
            >has a killer card game named after him
            how did he do it bros

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The plague is honestly too much of an asspull
            It's clearly devastating as all hell, why doesn't he just warp in and drop that shit in the center of every village he needs fricked with? He can teleport, just slap it in the middle of the liberation's campsite

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone post that image of Alain being dense af and not getting an obvious meaning of how exactly Yunifi is planning to expand their family

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just how many kids will those two have together?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ALL of them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        240+ if we're going by lion litter size and gestation period.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a lotta heirs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Oh, you meant to entreat the stork for children, right?"
        >"...Did no one ever give you the talk, Alain?"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So everyone rightly talks about how Yunfi wants Alain to impregnate her, but what was Alain cooking here? "I don't have more rings"? Was he trying to casually suggest starting a harem?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's a phrasing joke. Yunifi's oath is that she wants to be part of a family, which is what she believes the rings represent to her and Alain. She then expresses a desire to expand that family, which Alain can't do because there are no more rings, to which Yunifi replies that she meant fricking in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, not more rings you stupid fricking idiot, Alain.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like this because these are almost all the women I consider the perfect bride options for Alain.
          Just add in Yanha and it's perfect.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just replace Berengaria with Dinah

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Correct that's how I feel too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like to imagine that Yunifi pounces on him right after the scene ends.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but the unicorn statue is watching

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            watching and approving

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he can be jealous all he wants

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Watching them keep their oath, yes. He'd be thrilled

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the unicorn statue is into voyeurism

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What better way to confirm trust than to make a big happy family right then and there?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the unicorn statue:

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The unicorn is always watching and would be overjoyed to see Alain and his new wife consummate their marriage and start a family right there and then.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new game plus with Nigel, Alcina, Elgor, Ilenia and Possessed Amalia
    Gonna tear up some Zenoiran ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new game plus
      Anon...I...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You... what?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lying homosexual detected

          [...]
          How do you do this? With just a save editor? If so based

          Using the mirrors allows you to change the color of story characters. This also isn't a NG+. When you finish the game properly, you get a mission that allows you to recruit a few of the story NPCS. Ilennia, Alcina, Gailey, Belmont, and Mille

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do mirrors change back the story to when Scarlett was abducted?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You merely managed to to finish the game before rescuing Scarlett which isn't impossible. There is no new game +

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like tragically low iq console peasant thinking to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You... what?

      How do you do this? With just a save editor? If so based

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm getting close to beating the game. i'll do NG+ on TZ difficulty next. Thinking no items, mercs only, and permadeath. any other challenges?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try the "get a life" challenge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no cat hood
      I see people also doing no valor skill and no rest runs
      no promotion is another thing you could impose on yourself, but I think that would be pretty stupid

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the best anti quick charge team?

    Also I love this game so much dudes…I love how it made me realize I miss sprite work and 2D so much. The newer FE games being 3D look like ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is quick charge team?
      cat hood is countered by buff dispels

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lgbt yuri shit
    Dropped. I hate japan

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of my units are in the 24-25 range while mission enemies are already in the 30s. Where did I frick up? I've done all the side missions, auxiliaries and even granted myself the 100% exp buff before killing most mission bosses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just fight them anyway. you'll level up fast

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're having too much fun utilizing every unit available
      Weep not, for you are blessed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just trying to keep every unique named character up to speed and battle-ready in case I really need them. The latest characters I got were Yunifi, the lion dude, Ramona and Dinah and they were 3 levels above everyone else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't frick up, if you're utilizing most of your units then you're supposed to be underleveled, which is fine. There's definitely a point where a level difference starts to become impassable because of the gap in stats but you're not there yet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There's definitely a point where a level difference starts to become impassable because of the gap in stats
        I'm definitely starting to feel that because most teams involve "killing them before they pull their bullshit synergy off" and I can't do that most of the time and have to eat the damage and waste time healing in garrisons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >level difference starts to become impassable because of the gap in stats
        Not if you equip initiative items

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Drakenguard (10-16)
      >Elfheim (16-22)
      >Beastoria (22-28)
      >Albion (28-34)

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls snowballing is my fetish.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing through the demo on the hardest difficulty and I honestly don't understand the hype. Combat just feels like rock paper scissors but you can't lose because you always know the outcome. All the challenge comes from just engaging in the correct order. There's basically no strategy or creativity to be found.
    I feel like all Vanillaware games suffer from this sort of aspect where the depth is about puddle deep, there's no meat to the gameplay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know zoomers forgot because the media trained them to forget, but video games are supposed to be fun. If you aren't having fun, don't play it. Not everything is designed for you specifically. Go find something else that you do enjoy. You do enjoy things, right? Hopefully so

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's plenty of depth. you have a dozen classes, each which can have dozens of moves, and which can be organized into groups. the moves also take place according to initiative. you can compute the possibilties using elementary combinatorics and that's just for possible squad formations alone. for each scenario you face, there is a choice of which squads you deploy, and in which order. there are also the actions you take with them.

      it's true there isn't some human element to it, for example you can't bluff or intimidate. but there's certainly depth enough to disqualify any claim of it being puddle deep

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It starts getting fun once you have a bunch of units with a bunch of skills and you have to organize them to be more effective since you'll want to be able to one-shot every encounter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not wrong, whatever depth there is comes from experimenting with unit synergy and skill order, the gameplay itself is really just a matter of positioning more than anything else, especially if you play the game optimally and just get two or three units as overpowered as possible. It's why you end up hitting + so much as the game goes on, the battles themselves become foregone conclusion. If you don't find the building and planning itself enjoyable then you won't like this game very much.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >optimally
        >just get two or three units as overpowered as possible
        it isn't optimal though
        you need 4 to 5 squads to not spend too much time on large maps or have to rebalance way too often

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't use 4-5 horsemen
          >he didn't use elf teleports
          >he didn't use Berengaria provoke and stamina drain
          You don't really need more than 3 teams, and you don't spend a lot of time on large maps (4 horsemen have 300 move speed), and you don't really need to rebalance that much except adding when you get better stuff

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i used all of these (instead of sucky elf teleports which are mogged by with teleport and jump hard)
            and i use 4-5 squads

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >instead of sucky elf teleports which are mogged by with teleport and jump hard)
              1) they're not """mogged""", they're different
              2) the elves are much better units (and wives) than the witch or the fox

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the elves are much better units (and wives) than the witch or the fox
                please keep your shit opinions ar far away from me as possible

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one who thinks you need more than 3 squads sweetie 🙂

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't recall a single battle where I needed more than four squads, and even then the fourth was just to guard the stronghold. If you have three strong, balanced, properly built squads you can just send them in a straight line to where they need to go and you can rely on them to get there with little problems. The missions aren't complex enough to require more than that, especially if you make use of withdraw/deploy fast travel or teleport skills.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's an absolute tonne of depth with unit builds and compositions, and you'll need to get into it to deal with the game later when you're out of the tutorial zones and the game starts throwing mixed comps at you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The demo should've been in elheim just so people would shut up about this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, even elheim was a complete roflstomp for me, people said that was where the difficulty went up but I couldnt see it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not really talking about difficulty but how the players can set up a team. In cornia you only have 1 ap and mostly useless equipments, there's not much the players can do.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Travis sexo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turning him into an uncle!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks so fricking ugly here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer this little rouge.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god I forgot how short gammel is.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lee!

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just entered bastorias and Ive yet to encounter a map that doesnt get trampled under Alains harem squad or Renaults pizza delivery service

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's entire game
      After a while you stop using these a lot and use them for initial incursion then send more fun squads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post the squads

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm eating so i cant be bothered to check their exact equipment but
        Renault, Clive, Adel, Monica
        Alain, Berengaria, Scarlett and both elf sisters

        The delivery service goes at mach 9 and wild rush just keeps getting stronger every time they use the cavalry buff, alain is immortally tanky, self heals, has 3 healers up his ass, and gets 20% damage everytime he blocks due to some gauntlets, sisters deal with tanky shield fricks easily too
        Playing on expert btw

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    furry land is kicking my ass. i steam rolled through elf land so idk what i am doing wrong 🙁
    anything that isnt a tank gets vaporized even with tank units mixed in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure you're not fighting at night, for starters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bastorias is the "now we check if you know how to actually build a unit" moment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tanks their asses kicked too because of that werefox weakness hunter bullshit. Also those werewolves attacking 9-15 times when the fight begins before you even get to go is rough. I feel like everything in this game boils down to "kill them before they kill you" so having high initiative is important. Angel Plume from the colosseum is really good for buffing your row and so are Gryphon Knights. Gilbert/Alain also get a start of battle full party initiative buff iirc. Berenjena and your shamans also get a full enemy party -initiative debuff.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hag wife
    >goth womboy wife
    >elf wives
    >big tiddy childhood friend wife
    >fluffy childhood friend wife
    >windstorm cousin wife
    How did they do it?
    How did they get it right on the first go and blow FE out the water so hard?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      troon emblem is a shit series, dabbing on it isn't hard you just need an actual good game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >womboy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you think Ren gets to shirk on her heir-carrying duties, you are dead wrong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they made conventionally attractive characters
      instead of some sort of, avant garde artists passion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't had this much fun with a game in years. They fricking nailed it. Even though the story was kinda weak it picked up at the end and was interesting. Gonna start the replay on True Zenoirian this weekend, any major different from expert? Also I fricking love hags!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Also I fricking love hags!
        Based hagGOD
        Have a hag

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thank you hagfren!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HAG SEXO

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use 8 squads.
    What about it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything less than 10 is heresy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but if I had enough honor I’d do 10. It’s hard enough to run 8 and have 5 units plus mercs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          honor is easy to grind though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna lie, I maxed out all of my slots but at most only used 4 units per map except for Alcina. Most of the time you can just have one OP unit (usually Alain) and do the map solo provided you have either Berengaria, one of the twins or a Viking to restore stamina

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you want to get bored to death maybe

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Swordfighters are cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are, it's a shame they end up dropping off.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hagfrickers we won

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hags are cool, just 2nd behind Fran.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30+ girls including his cousin and mother want to drain his balls
    Is he a manprostitute?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen the way he flaunts those pits? He's practically begging for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's a king

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >showing bare armpit
      What do you think anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's simply too erotic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice, should have a bigger bulge though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's the rare guy who could complain about the female gaze but why would he lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and mother
      Too bad she can't be the maiden

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the way Yahna gets bashful during the statue scene
    Imagine...

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The queen is alive and reunites with Alain by the end. No evil twists or buts
    That was a pleasant surprise.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't want to cuck them so i married my cousin.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How's the art been?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goin good i seen some more good stuff

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rosalinde is a bit...
    Intense aint she?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eltorinde is ready to frick(rapport 3) immediately after meeting Alain.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like how Rosa is very teasing and inappropriate while Elto is just clueless.
        Eltos love is very innocent and pure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't have it any other way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        alain with his battle face on

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've had several cases so far where my unit comes very close to the enemy unit but the engagement doesn't trigger even though I should be well within engaging distance.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't partner alain with cute girls because team synergy

    W-will I get a chance to grind for the supports later? Will it force me into a gay marriage?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Taverns.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it's not dragon's dogma. no accidental male pairings

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick you I had purged that out of my mind

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          does that actually happen

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The game railroads you into a romance because the base game's storyline demands it. If you didn't get it on with anyone the game just picks whichever NPC had the highest affection to you by that point which for most players was the gran soren blacksmith since you interacted with him so often.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >If you didn't get it on with anyone the game just picks whichever NPC had the highest affection to you by that point which for most players was the gran soren blacksmith since you interacted with him so often.
              fricking kek crapcom at its finest

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Funnily enough, Fire emblem awakening did the same thing, but for an important character, if you were the one he had highest support with though...
                Well I'm sure someone has the image.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >chromb'd
                I remember, anon. I had to make extra double sure that little blue haired homosexual never even got close to a woman until Olivia's chapter. Playing eugenics was the best part of that game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                troony emblem didn't force you with a fricking male npc, even more when you have a bot AI running with you than could definitely work for their romantic bs

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >cut the ring choosing mechanic from UO
              >uncap rapport
              >whoever has the highest rapport at the time you enter the boss fight gets the ring
              >romance vibes for m/m pairings
              VW could learn a lot from capcom

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can grind rapports whenever, just find whatever tavern is selling the strawberry cake. Four orders will get any two characters from zero to full.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I wish characters besides Alain got more rapport together. Some of these are fun and it makes sad that there's no followup.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just know Ren would be an extremely overprotective mom
    Someone touches the kid and an axe just embed itself next to whoever did it while she stares the frick down

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ended this today, can't believe Galerius ended up being more sympathetic than most most scumbag mercs and raiders around Fevrith.
    Also holy shit ten years later she's more stunning than ever, someone should give Alain siblings

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reason why elf twin marriage wouldnt work:
    Alain shows one affection, the other gets pouty and demands the same and more, now the original one gets pouty and demands the same and more, repeat ad infinitum.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just unleash his unicorn overlord

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'll balance it out at night in the bedchambers by showing them both enough affection to physically exhaust them for a few days.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How would that work?
        He is but one man, with one mouth
        They have 4 ears, his odds... unfavorable....

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you'll never rub the sensitive ears of your elf sister-wives while they give you a tandem blowjob

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I imagined him saying this

          Do you think there is magic powerful enough to cure her scoliosis?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but her gamer pose is cute

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look. I get not being able to juggle a whole harem of women.
          But any one man here, if he has the drive and motivation, can easily show affection for two wives at once. Look at how many men out there juggle a wife and a mistress for YEARS before even being caught. Imagine how much simpler it is when both women sleep with you in the same bed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon you dont understand
            Biting an elfs ears makes them ovulate
            Normally you could keep one tamed but two?
            Especially those two?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Alain can handle it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Tongue my Anus

            Get fricking cursed forever you fricking filth. Unicorn shall impale you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you kidding? That's exactly why it *would* work. They are continually trying to one up each other for your affection, and Rosalinde already has a complex about being inferior due to not being chosen for the throne. They'll never hate each other because they're twins. It's the perfect relationship

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The man would have no time to rule while his wives are rubbing themselves all over him, in the court room, like cats.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Alain marries one twin
        >The other one eventually lives at the castle
        >Causing seething from the elves that distrust humans

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getting 350CC a fight in the Coliseum now.

    Pumping my whole party with dews.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of tragic how that ends up being the best stuff you can buy from the coliseum.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      offline or online?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Online. Offline doesn't go much higher than 15-20CC a fight. Online seems to scale infinitely

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Offline doesn't go much higher than 15-20CC a fight
          wow that's fricking gay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, "Online" is full of what seem to be official bots with terrible teams, if you only fight those you can't lose. Blue banner -> Player team, Red banner -> Bot team

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Parry a noob trap? 9/10 skills seems to damage through it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its to protect them from shit like piercing attacks from soldiers and cavalry, never frontline swordies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just a canceled attack + some AP when it procs. It can only help, if you have spare PP.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Currently lvl 27, should I just strongarm my way through the colosseum to get big lady?
    Doesnt seem like it would be too hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did it at 20 and below, using a real team, no less
      though I did cheese the actual Amalia fight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's totally possible, up to you if you wanna rub your forehead against it long enough to make it happen. It'll help you build good teams as well, if you can get Amalia at that level you can handle basically anything the story throws at you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can but be aware that amalia is two fights and second one is not a cakewalk

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if you could give the maiden ring to your mom haha

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, is it actually true that nobody else but Chloe actually churns out babies for you?
    I read that somewhere else and I find it rather strange that only one girl actually does it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. But yunifi ask for some

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you guys really think no one else has kids with him?
      Come on. It's a few lines of text, they didn't fit the whole epilogue in there. Think for 5 seconds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you think Scarlett feels when she holds the newborn?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Now that I have milk, they're really so sore... and they got even larger... Mommy's sorry she can't hold you very well... Alain, could you...?"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice, but I think you misunderstood me.
          I meant when she holds Chloe and Alains newborn.
          The wave of despair of what could have been
          Regrets mounted, opportunities lost.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you think she runs away to Palevia

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She owes it to herself
              Rosalinde and Eltolinde clearly stated their intentions of stealing him away.
              She knew the risks of having other women get close to him.
              She should've pinned him down when she had the chance.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think that anon meant it in a "let's emotionally destroy Scarlett some more by making her hold Chloe's baby" way, but you still made me imagine Scarlett holding her own baby and it made me happy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's the only one with an ending that mentions it. But considering all the wives would get pregnant it's probably the only thing of note she did, unlike the others.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The moment she's revealed, the internet comments on nothing but her birthing hips
      >Vanillaware apparently payed attention
      Nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no reason to believe any of the girls that end up becoming queen wouldn't produce heirs, or at least be willing to.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Through the power of art, anything is possible

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yahna’s eggs dried up decades ago, gonna have to rely on Virginia and Gilbert to continue the line in that case

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the ending was commenting on how quickly she produced results.
      Like... she already had that bun in the oven during the final battle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone else has important shit going on. If you don't marry Chloe, her ending is literally "And Chloe was Alain's personal servant".
      She doesn't really have anything going on, so it makes sense that if you marry her she ends up doing frick all outside of squeezing out babies.
      The other girls almost assuredly need to at some point. Like, if you marry Virginia, she kind of has no choice but to stary breeding ASAP because now it's not
      >Alain and his wife and Virginia and Gilbert can produce more blood heirs.
      Now it's
      >Alain needs to knock ip Virginia or this royal line fricking dies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I find it funny how Virginiagays make comments on how beneficial marrying your cousin is when really all you did is put your eggs on the same basket and make the dynasty easier to wipe out than ever before because it takes just one murder instead of two.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well. It STILL takes two murders.
          If you murder Alain or Virginia, you still need to murder the other, regardless of them being married or not.
          Alain and Virginia as King and Queen doesn't mean stabbing one in the chest magically stabs the other.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He means that you can kill both at once and not have to plan two completely separate murders

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He is referring to the kid they would make
            Which wouldnt matter anyway, if you think virginia is satisfied with one, you're in for a rude awakening

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I made a strong team that counters lots of things
    >the game rewarded me for this, as my strong team counters lots of things
    Can someone explain to me why this is such a problem for so many?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you sit down, think, and solve the problem
      then you didn't beat the game

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >elves: 2 generic classes, 2 unique classes
    >bestral: 4 generic classes, 1 unique class
    >angels: 4 generic classes, 0 unique classes
    This seems uneven.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they ran out of money mid bestaria

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett is from Albion so that's 1 unique class

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It feels like Cornia and Dragonland are the only fully fleshed out zones, and even Dragonland feels a little unfinished. Elfland feels almost finished, but less finished than Dragonland. Beastland feels unfinished and Angeland feels unfinished

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Primm have you ever heard of the great replacement theory?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the Thanksgiving table with Dinah present

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Do beastrals celebrate thanksgiving?"
        >"We did. Once."

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t get it

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Tongue my Anus

    Can I just marry mommy.? Also have kids w too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia exists for this exact purpose.
      >looks exactly like your mom
      >fights exactly like your mom
      >is related to you so the incest taboo is still there
      >but she's only a cousin so you don't have to worry about freak babies

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shaman is the best class. God I wish other games respected debuffs like this one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you clearly never played games with actually good debuffs like EO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you, combative Etriam poster
        I hope your franchise returns to life one day, too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Altus games are in the minority, pic related part of my 3DS collection. The vast majority of videogame debuffs are laughably bad, and even within their games you have many bosses that just can’t be afflicted by a status.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does the order I do side stuff in matter, or am I fine to just do everything as it becomes available?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The order doesn't matter. Do it whenever you want.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any advice or strategies for Priestess Abducted Galarius on ZT with only three party members? Wanted to hold off upgrading to four slots until Drakenhold, beside having a thief dodge tank in front what else are the best strategies for him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Travis, filler, warrior
      He cant do shit so just do the rotating trick and keep sending 0 stamina Travis in until you win

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is 5 the max squad size? with 6 tiles i expected 6. If it's 6, how do I get that? pretty sure i only have one stage left.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 is the max.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's only 5. You have one row of 3 and one row of 2.
      There are 6 tiles so you can arrange your units in different ways.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cornia has a side quest about a plague
    >Drakenhold has a side quest about a plague
    >neither remotely reference one another.
    Yes, you can have more then one plague but still, a missed opportunity I feel like.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drakeistan has a cave filled with Zenorian bio weapons mistake for a plague.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think there was a line with Tatiana in Drakenhold about having experience dealing with plagues.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cornia's seemed to be natural while Drakengard's was man-made by Zenoira, they used it as a siege weapon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn’t Baltro start it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did he? I forgot. Why'd he have Tatiana and that other guy trying to cure a plague he started?

          both were baltro's bullshit speedreader-kun

          Weird, the modus operandi were so different between the two, I assumed they were different.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            when you kill ghislain baltro shows up to allain and goes "lol thanks for killing this gay before he developed a cure against my plague smell you later losers" and leaves

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        both were baltro's bullshit speedreader-kun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hilda and Tatiana have a rapport where Tatiana cures the Drakenhold ones.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too much of an autist and have been switching my teams around every mission to deal with it as efficiently as possible therefore Alain doesn't really get to be on the field too much and his rapport with everyone else is crap. When's the deadline to marry/bro someone?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the final boss, it just becomes available much as soon as you beat elf land.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is no deadline, you just feed your waifu in taverns and she is yours

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        someone told me you get a shitty bad ending of you don't do the unicorn ritual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you kill scarlett and all allies that get controlled by Galerius
          https://youtu.be/fnYZu-n5CiY?si=TAnjS2e-Jv06xzp4

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER if you didn't
    >imprison Gammel
    >execute Mandrin
    >Kill Jeremy
    >fight gammel again to kill him only to get distracted by Celeste's big breasts and let him run free
    >put Selkie, Yahna or at the very least Scarlett on Alain's team (also you had to marry one of them.)
    >'Emancipate his soul'

    You did NOT and will NEVER beat this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you just have a ton of holes in your Rapport list.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget Auch. You didn't spare him like a beta b***h, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did all those except kill Jeremy
      I was pissed when Gammel came back and I was forced to forgive him after I already excuted Mandrin.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they give us so many sellswords, cavalry and breakers?

    Seriously? The game was already easy enough.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sellsword Ren

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >boots look like cat paws
      The sheer amount of smooching she requires is biblical
      Also how the frick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's in the game files
        there was probably some flashback planned from before she found her bawd armor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she was in that clownsuit when she told Travis to frick off so she can find an edgier clownsuit

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this game gives you too many of the niche units that you'll likely not use at once (swordfighters, sellswords, clerics, warriors) and too few of the useful all-purpose ones (archers, huscarl, witches, gryphon riders).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with Sellswords and Warriors. Clerics are outclassed by like 6 other things. Swordfighters are alright early/midgame but 3 is a lot for anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know if I'd call Huscarls all-purpose.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that horn serves everybody

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lewd.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sellswords are some of the most powerful units in the game

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like swordfighters should have been considered scouts.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need more games that let you marry elves and kiss their ears

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gran Ende 2 lets you groom your own perfect little daughterwife brown elf bawd

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need more games where you kill elves and cut off their ears

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zenorian behaviour

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need more games where you maintain cordial and friendly relationships with elves.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so quick on the dicktake?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is it finally tl'd?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MTL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a text hooker?
          gimme
          I had a good one for rance x, but one day the game kept crashing in pt 2 so I had to disable it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a patch
            https://sugoivisualnovel.up.railway.app/vns/20464

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >MTL

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To the person who suggested my next game to be Triangle shittery. Frick you that shit was ass

    To the person who said to play Sengoku Rance next. Thank you. This shit is the bomb

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will I be able to play this on pc in the near future? Don't wanna buy a console just for this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can play it today, just emulate it.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're still friends no matter what you do...

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do these women not get raped in the battlefield?

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What mission unlocks infinite mirrors? What about the forge?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both in Albion. Fodoquia and Umerus missions.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Dinah shed!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to have a royal golden comb and use it regularily

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This and a little patch of unknown at the very most northern part of Bastorias are the only pieces of the map i'm missing. help

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is being very cool and not letting me submit posts with pics, calling it a "connection error". It's the chunk of land between Drakenhold and Bastorias that i am missing. The north end of Drakenhold and the south end of Bastorias.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        restore the nearest harbor dumbass and take a ship
        it's always secluded shore

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's crazy because i did this and still don't have the land explored, you fricking moron lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then you suck at exploring moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Seriously, why waste both yours and his time by condescendingly "giving the answer" without actually giving the answer?

              Ganker is being very cool and not letting me submit posts with pics, calling it a "connection error". It's the chunk of land between Drakenhold and Bastorias that i am missing. The north end of Drakenhold and the south end of Bastorias.

              This is a confusing part because Krannich harbor leads to Tek Vana harbor, but Tek Vana harbor goes to a secluded shore. It's the only one in the game that works that way. But yeah, you go from Tek Vana in Bastorias.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure it's the one you get from the "rescue the idiots at the church" mission. Maybe you should be less of an butthole when people respond to your requests for help.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >be less of an butthole
              He called me a dumbass without actually helping at all, but okay. I have played like 90 stages in this game, i don't know what you mean by "rescue the idiots at the church" mission.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                East Coast of Drakenhold.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liza stronk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does this frog faced moron do so much fricking damage?

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. I'm marrying my big tittied childhood friend, thank you very much. That being said, are there paired endings for the secondary characters or can I get all the supports no matter what?

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >true zenoiran
    I'm not having a good time

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they didn't have any romance options so FEtards fricked off

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fran saw bird breasts
    god I wish that were me

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have given a magic axe to Glouchad and it basically does +100 damage per hit without crit kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...huh for some reason it never even occurred to me to give him a magic axe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just unlocked Dark Flame
      >mfw finally realizing the purpose of that magic axe

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda wish you could reclass, to a certain point anyway
    Loads of characters are cool but just not worth using

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can beat the game using every character given to you. Just because it isn't "optimal" doesn't mean it's not useable. I used Clhloe and Lex all the way to the end despite them being outclassed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Soldiers can use passive shatter, keen call and active gift. They can also trigger selfless heal. It's a pretty good class.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I find Soldiers lose their luster when First Aid stops being a good end of battle heal (because unit size increases) and more classes get full column attacks. Really good class for Cornia and Drakenhold though.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They get guaranteed crit buff by that time and you can replace shitty first aid with item for the party wide one

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Guaranteed crit buff is pretty bad, usually less impactful than Powerful Call.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            really? my team with just her and fran as damage has never fallen off in and I'm in bastorias. now she does even more with a 360 potency unblockable against cavs. kind of surprised this squad has been unchanged and still chugging since cornia

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              When I say "fall off", I basically mean compared to some of the really broken units that you will be getting multiples of (Great Knights, Breakers, Landsknechts, uniques like Ren, etc). Soldiers/Sarges are most certainly good enough to still be potent until the end of the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not worth using
      Like who? It's just lex and the swordfighters

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How bad of an idea is a unit of all dark marquess classes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was an anon that had a unit with a bunch of Sargeants lead by Chloe, of course it's feasible. You cover almost everything but healing with a Marquess squad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but how's the synergy? They seem to be able to work well together chaining off each one's ailments (on paper, i haven't got them yet)

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just started playing the game, cleared most of the southern part of the map, and just talked to the knight lady for the main quest. I also just got the tutorial on changing unit tactics

    How important is it to go over every unit's tactics and change them? Are they good by default, or do they really need tweaking?

    Also, what formations do people recommend?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How important is it to go over every unit's tactics and change them?
      mandatory and you will be doing it for the whole game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just started playing the game, cleared most of the southern part of the map, and just talked to the knight lady for the main quest. I also just got the tutorial on changing unit tactics

        How important is it to go over every unit's tactics and change them? Are they good by default, or do they really need tweaking?

        Also, what formations do people recommend?

        On easier difficulties you can probably just ignore tactics tbh.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you want to spend x2 time in every battle for literal nothing maybe
          default tactics suck ass

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know, trust me, I spent hours making tactics for units in Expert and True Zenoirian because I need them to be perfect, myself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very important since it's how you tell the AI to target the right opponent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this screen isnt 30-80% of your "gameplay" then you're not doing it right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wasting runic sword on alain
        ???

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek also
          >in a party with magic damage dealers already

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wasting
          It's optimal until you get your first radiant knight

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's optimal
            Bro, that party already has magic damage in it, and you have Alain tanking. Scarlet could be doing damage and dispelling, but she's busy baby sitting Alain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wasting runic sword on alain
        ???

        Thats just a sample to show how the Drop Down Checklist goes.
        I should have explained it

        First, If Alain is injured below 75% he will always use Lean Edge
        If he is above, he instead will Search for a Caster in range, and use lean edge on them.
        If there are no Casters in range, and hes above 75% he will use Magick Attack on an Armored Unit should one be there.
        If not he'll still use Magick Attack on any random and check who has the Lowest MagDEF other targets UNLESS he is buffed *with an ATK UP/Crit/etc from someone else, if he is BUFFED then he will use Lean Edge instead of Magick Attack.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you have Rosalinde, you should just be giving Alain the +5 all stats sword, especially because you put him with Rosalinde (and Alain) anyway, who already do magic damage. I'm not one of the people you replied to just now, but I completely disagree with this setup

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah thats exactly what I did.
            I didnt actually use the magick sword on him at all, thats just the default best way I showed how drop shit works at the earliest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The teambuilding and the tactics setup is like 70% of the game. Put 4 horses on the same team

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Angel sex

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enemies respawn after you beat the final boss
    Neat

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SCARLETT OWES ME MILK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy cow.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next Vanillaware game will have more hags(very powerful) bigger breasts(on dwarves) and cowgirls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can we have goats instead of cowgirls the ones in taverns are sex

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What girl made you like this at first sight?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Melisandre

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No wonder she wants like 50 kids, she is built for mass production...
        But who is gonna ffed all of the- oh
        oh right
        you think scarlett gets to watch from the cuck chair?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yahna with the best first impression ever with her swaying hips and her cute big witch hat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Railanor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus look how red hot her knife ear tips are

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          red hot ear knives cutting through Alain's dick like butter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          red hot ear knives cutting through Alain's dick like butter

          Red hot knife ears, need to be tempered through repeated nibbling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer Rosalinde and Eltolinde, but I audibly whispered "Jesus Christ" to myself when I got Railanor. Those animations are too good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I audibly whispered "Jesus Christ" to myself when I got Railanor.
        When I first saw her I literally fell back on my chair and said "oh man I'm done for" out loud.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I audibly whispered "Jesus Christ" to myself when I got Railanor.
        When I first saw her I literally fell back on my chair and said "oh man I'm done for" out loud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Scarlett dodging those two buttholes at the church by spinning and her boobs bounce from side to side.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See these

      I prefer Rosalinde and Eltolinde, but I audibly whispered "Jesus Christ" to myself when I got Railanor. Those animations are too good

      Railanor

      SEEEEEEEEEEXXXX

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monica's battle lines make me diamonds man.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a guide/list of good team set ups? I feel like this game is autistic enough to have some guides by now.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    aceman
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best girl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alain’s favorite concubine

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone tried the evasion shield on landsknechts? Do they get enough evasion with scarf+it or better just slap on a ap/pp increasing one?

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is Chloe the only one the game explicitly says has a child with Alain?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure yunfi does too

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Tongue my Anus

    Am paranoid from propaganda or was I the only one raising my eyebrow at Ochlys and Priestess intro. Granted I had just watched House of Dragon show and one of the first scenes is two girl *besties* being friendly. (One of the was laying on the lap of the other. Im sorry females but doing shit that seems sus just makes me take a look again. You wouldn't see two men holding hands or being that fricking close)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can dick correct them, for me it is even more based if they were lesbians.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I finally almost lost a battle. It was the one in Bastorias with Bertrand and that wolf whose name I forgot. You get to choose 3 options, side with them or fight both at once.
    I chose to fight both of them. I was pretty sure it was the daytime when I started it, but it turned to night time. I was like 1-2 levels lower than the suggested level on average.
    I had to use a shit ton of my items. All my units were dying and I had no more valor points.
    I won but it was the first time I really felt like my teams weren't working well.I'm on expert by the way.
    I think I need to actually put some thought and effort into my team compositions now....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not using just one item (the one that makes it day again)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used my only one in a battle I did just beforehand and I didn't want to restart the battle to go find a new one.....

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When i saw Railanor i said "ugh" because her b***h face ruins the whole design and the stupid edgy shit she says while mind controlled only makes it worse

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Play UO
    >It's great
    >Decide to try Vanillaware's other games
    >Dragon's Crown is amazing
    >Odin's Sphere is amazing
    Holy shit where have these dudes been
    This might be the first time I've ever lamented never owning a playstation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure shita has all the good games and used base shita shoudn't cost much unless "retro" israelites already got their claws into it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Holy shit where have these dudes been
      I discovered them when Odin Sphere: Leifthrasir came out. I still need to play Muramasa and 13 Sentinels, but I'm still not sold on 13

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a VN with very crappy tower defense tacked on so feel free to not care about it too hard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Holy shit where have these dudes been
          I discovered them when Odin Sphere: Leifthrasir came out. I still need to play Muramasa and 13 Sentinels, but I'm still not sold on 13

          I wouldn't call the tower defense very crappy, I think it is pretty mid (which is decent by tower defense standards). I am not usually into VNs, but I really enjoyed the story of 13 Sentinels.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll make the next thread btw, it will be a more serious one.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    aceman
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love to be that guy (who faps to brown elves), so can you post more of this super cute brown elf?

      • 2 weeks ago
        aceman
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She killed millions of spilled seed.

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    r8 h8

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3/10

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lex loves adventure
    >climbs towers
    >eats weird moldy nuts
    >likes pressing buttons that move giant bridges
    >cant leave Selvie alone when shes so unguarded & lost in her mind deciphering things found in old ruins
    If not for the war those two would definitely be off exploring ancient dungeons and banging every other day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SEX

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros...
    I'm going through the arena...
    I just had my first survivor...
    I'm a failure...

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