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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She’s the best!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the hell isn't the time of day advancing? I want to do black market shopping

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Dinah accepted as the queen but not a desert girl?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The epilogues smell of rush.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take furgay over a Dr*kenholder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >threesome end
      Unicorn's not gonna like this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely false. Dinah is just too sexo for the heart to sway from her. Yunifi is a platonic friend.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Foxes are also monogamous, and Dinah gets jealous easily. So no threesomes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yunifi is a platonic friend.
          Not that that ass and thighs she isn't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get 3 lines of epilogue text
      >one of them is dedicated to another girl
      Yikerinos!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whole Cornia went for the "I'm not a furry BUT" mindset

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      racism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively everyone would rather have a democracy than a furgay in power.
      >but muh 3 lines!
      Idc Yiff in hell
      You furgays spamming this shit doesn’t make her more likable or less likely to throw her in the “fricking die” category.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's just perfect

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A note of caution for those entering the land of the dark elves, do not let your guard down. You will be minding your own business when suddenly a scantily dressed dark skinned flirtatious elf woman will just grab your arm. And she will not let go after that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm. Be warned: they tend to steal your body fluids too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that sucks
      ill head to the gobbo lands where female goblins will suddenly grab you by the wiener and not let go, leading you to the closet bed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no!?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I'm in albion and I think my otk teams have finally been countered.
    Featherbows with the reactive row blind. I can't refresh out of it since its reactive and only activates to my attack. I can't pre-trigger it with other units since I need my otk hitter to be fast and go first. The only option I can think of is a blind immune accessory but it's really hard slotting them in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered

      bro do you not look at items? there's so many items that give truestrike and that's like shit-tier in terms of OP abilities

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blind counters truestrike bro.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you don't have debuff immunity? no trinity rain or dragoon dive in the backline?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can only get debuff immunity by slotting accessories on them. It's doable yes but I have to give up initiative or dmg. It feels bad since this is all on someone who always goes first, and don't care about start of battle skills since I already can cure them out of anything.

            Anon your Melimeli?

            What does melisandre have to do with anything?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > give up initiative or dmg
              there's your problem you care about useless mechanics, your damage comes from a select few abilities like spin2win and you use dews to make your stat stick big on the hyper carries

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Both initiative and dmg stacking is extremely important when you are fighting shit 20 lvls above you in the coliseum. Broken otk options are pretty much the only way to win.

                >spin2win
                Its trash, alain is a story mode option but does nothing against coliseum enemies much higher lvl than he is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon your Melimeli?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elven archer's pure field and items are the counter to featherBlack folk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't even started Albion yet and I have 3 debuff immunity items. Or you could use Pure field. Or white elf's heal with built in debuff immunity. Or the purifier staff from coliseum. Plenty of counters

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is Chloe weapon, it's not spear, halberd, billhook. Looks more AI generated than drawn by a person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a pike.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pikes don't have anti-cavalry protrusion

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its some stylized spear/billhook

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chloe uses a variant of the guisarme.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a dumb anime weapon design that I can't stand either.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh anime muh AI
        holy zoomer kys

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That looks reasonable. Chloe's fat diamond spearhead with the anti-cav prong will break. Stop jerking yourself because you know historical military weaponry. The design is not good.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. autistic moron

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are no bad classes and if you think there are it's purely a skill issue on your end.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every class is shit because the class design is shit, you form teams around items not actual classes

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah ha nooo don't racemix with me dark elf ladies aaaah ha ha

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fell in love with this moronic but cute angel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BLASPHEMOUS FOOL

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WITNESS THE MIGHT OF AN ANGEL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would rather witness the night of an angel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tardwrangling Albion and Cornia at the same time for her husband
      Cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She puts on a strong front but she’s got a lot of love and compassion for the people. Sharon talks about how after her official duties she’d spend time playing with the children who attended the church.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ochlys
      >BOTH elf sisters
      >Yahna
      Unicorn help me, I can't decide...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Think with your heart, not your dick. Ancient Zenoira itself fell to succession crisis, monogamy is the only path to prosperity and stability.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you only give gifts as Alain? Is there anything I can do to boost affinity between other characters aside from putting them in the same team and grinding battles?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Taverns at big cities

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trudging my way through bastoria, only difficult missions were the first one (lol it's night, get fricked) and the 2v1 with the bear and wolf, pic related
    >but the fricking overworld 3 bear+2 witch is unkillable
    I HATE THESE BEARS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How? Bears have no cover ability, so you can just insta snipe both witches with a fast sniper or aerial unit. And then you have three dumbass bears with no magic defense, which you can easily kill in one of a million ways.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's an overworld fight so you have to OTK it
        >just do the town they're attached to
        not the point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ?
          It takes a single sniper a row shot to kill the two witches, then you have 4 other units to kill 3 bears with magic. Do you not have any team with heavy magic based dmg or something?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            even the twin elf bawds+yunifi isn't doing it, and I don't like constantly shuffling the units just for one fight/map.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yunifi lacks a row shot, but you should still be picking off at least one witch early with her.

              How are you elflbawds not destroying bears? Elemtnal roar/rage would melt them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i dont like constantly shuffling the units for one fight
              that's literally the entire fun of the game, shuffling stuff around until you get units that can deal with mostly everything

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            even the twin elf bawds+yunifi isn't doing it, and I don't like constantly shuffling the units just for one fight/map.

            I was mostly shouting into the void, if I really cared about this one encounter then I'd just pull lex out for aubin or something.
            >Elemtnal roar/rage would melt them.
            not level 30 yet.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ah that and with 4 man teams might be a bit tricky.
              But why are you using the bear in one of your 5 man teams? The bear is one of the shittiest units in the game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The bear is one of the shittiest units in the game.
                while I don't doubt it's on the lower end of the totem pole, the game's not hard enough not to try new things.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >taking that much dmg from that team
                If this was not overworld battle you are fricked. One or two of your backline probably died to the row attacks from the griffons. Bruno is probably not too healthy either.

                Yes by all means try out the new units, but honestly legionnaire you already have is just straight up better than bear. I tried all the bastoria options and only dinah ended up being serviceable as dodge tank, and ramona but only as a fast cat hat bot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah it's just bruno eating shit, everyone else was fine.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Overworld gryphons have basic AI and only row attack cavalry. It's probably the fatal dive column attack bullshit killing the back line. Archer likely can't kill them on first turn because of gryphon glide or simple not having enough damage to down them in one dual shot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah that would make sense, thank god for dumb AI not setting their row attacks to "row with most enemies".

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              When in doubt, Trinity rain + Cat hood

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did that for a while, then I learned angel tanks can reflect magic. Wiped my team out in one.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough
                For the packs with way too much anti-magic shenanigans i just Berengaria spin-2-win on them

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shaman disables reflect magick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no it doesn't it can only cut down pp
                only way to actually stop mirror shield is to completely nuke its pp before your mage moves and hope it can't mystic shield in meantime or inflict passive seal and hope it doesn't have status resists or get status dispelled
                pretty sure i saw mirror reflect missing when feathershield got blinded but i don't understand what fricking happened myself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just use one of the elf girls. Elemental Roar doesn't count as a magick attack, so it doesn't get reflected.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >using *lves

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elves are meant to be used. Pass them around from unit to unit until every one has one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's an overworld fight so you have to OTK it
      >just do the town they're attached to
      not the point

      even the twin elf bawds+yunifi isn't doing it, and I don't like constantly shuffling the units just for one fight/map.

      >I don't like constantly shuffling the units just for one fight/map
      why the frick are you even attempting the overworld puzzle fights then

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because I'm trying to cross the bridge, the frick kind of question is that?

        >i dont like constantly shuffling the units for one fight
        that's literally the entire fun of the game, shuffling stuff around until you get units that can deal with mostly everything

        I just think trying to make a well-rounded army is more interesting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and the only way to make a well rounded army is to shuffle stuff around until all your units are strong to deal with everything you meet, map puzzles help you do that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That and mock battles. Having all your units fight each other once in a while helps you iron out your setups.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine marrying a Drakigger
    Couldn't be me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing my wife Leah is a Cornian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leah is your half-sister

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, Dinah is just bullshit on night maps, I just closed in on an Albarest from the front and it never got a chance to fire at me. pity about the damage output but she seems to be thriving with Beren

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, she isn't good in the engagements but her leadership bonuses make worth using her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Change her growths to something with actual offensive modifiers and wear the Glaive to buff up Weakness Hunter. She's not going to be some sort of giga carry but you can do some funny damage with hunter.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do not approach the bewitching swamp hag!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Building around Grand slam for werelion
    >Needs initiative and true strike better get Gilbert in there
    >Put in a dirty coin for more damage
    >He still fricking doesn't one shot anything and does nothing to fliers.
    >Gets fricking oneshot himself from full health on a following strike from a random landsnecht

    I'm giving up on this furry homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most physical based aoe skills are a bit of a meme because they get hard countered by guard, so you basically need a viking or druid to disable guarding to make it work.
      Even then it probably still won't kill units with high natural defense, so you need further to boost it with an elemental conferal.
      It's a lot of setup to get it to work, honestly not worth the effort tbh since there are better sweeper gods.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If her class wasn't such shit I might have used and married her

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After playing 13 Sentinels and Unicorn Overlord this year I am Vanillawarepilled, lads. Downloaded Grimgrimoire Next on my Switch. I need to play Dragon's Crown but I don't have a vita and my PS4 and PS3 both aren't hacked FRICK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you havent even played Odin Sphere?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no sir

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do it. play it now, also Muramasa with all the DLC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please play Grand Knights History/Grand Kingdom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon’s Crown Pro is on PS4, you don’t have to hack anything.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to make a unit centered around Ridiel, Chloe and Liza being the front row tank. Tips?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chloe cant tank.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Liza is the tank.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your group has a tank and support, so what you need is someone with big damage. Are you using Liza with the evasion great shield or normal great shield? If normal, Magellan or Berenice are good additions. Also, buy a monk's mitre or give Scarlet's ribbon to Ridiel so she can heal.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GAZE UPON THE FACE OF YOUR DEMISE

    This is why I still use Josef. Plus he's not a bad heal bot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Josef:
      >GAZE UPON THE FACE OF YOUR DEMISE
      >COME
      Alain:
      >YOU FACE ME
      >COME THEN

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the rapport threshold for each stage? I want to know how many battles it takes to fill an entire bar with another character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just spam tavern/gifts moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no I'm a cheapskate

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was swimming in money by the time I left Cornia, so don't worry about money.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Money is really easy, goto the provisions shop and see the stuff you can sell. Ores are big money.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was swimming in money by the time I left Cornia, so don't worry about money.

            you don't get it anons if I don't have at least 100k gold on my person at all times I start feeling anxious because I might miss and forget about that one piece of equipment I could have bought when I liberated a town which could have helped me win a fight

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have 200k on me at all times and after i saw the mirrrors cost 30k a pop i'm worried that i'm still too poor.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Use this, its a list of all items and where to get them.

              https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1Zmz1v8mWzosA741zfT9bK1N9Yl3XeCWaS3klGCT49t0/htmlview#

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even make chloe work? I use her as a keen call buffbot, but I do want to do something with her ap. But all her attacks are so damn weak, even when its meant to be strong vs cav honed thrust does like 20 dmg.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soldiers are buffers + first aid on the elven archer to heal up at the end is pretty nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chloe’s damage output is about hitting the front row and the back row rather than singular damage. She’s overall more of a support class though with bestowing guaranteed crits and heals after battle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but I do want to do something with her ap
      There's spears that give special skills such as a freeze, -defense, -pp and such. Make her a buff/debuffbot.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I accidentally married my cousin. I did lots of annoying missions and I'm not restarting. I am an incestgay now. Sorry Yahna.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >accidentally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Accidentally married the best girl
      Rejoice, anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My only problem with Virginia is that she openly talks in conversations with others about keeping a tight leash on Alain to keep him in check always. I dont know about you but I'm personally not into getting bossed around and I'm not talking in a sexy way. She never truly sees you as her equal despite you saving the entire world.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Virginia has absolute faith in you and your abilities, to the point that she will try to execute anyone who believes otherwise. She's rather abrasive, but that's mainly because she acts as the enforcer behind your will. If anything, she probably considers you superior to herself.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            when you hover over her chibi avatar on the build screen it's cute how she stomps her foot

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Finish coliseum
    >Onyx pendant is actually shit

    I didn't believe when one of the Anons said this but its true.

    >-15 to all stats
    What the frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >+2 AP and PP
      They are very good for buffers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they even survive the onslaught.
        Just give them an amethyst pendant instead.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm up to Snowland and I've barely used Swordmasters and Sellswords. Help me make a good unit with them to rectify this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Early game they have damage, later game they are for dodge tanking and killing scouts.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does chloe's spear have that weird hook

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ITS A FRICKING BILLHOOK, YOU DRAG DOWN CAVALRYY FROM THEIR HORSES WITH IT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it doesn't look like a billhook. i think you're wrong

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          try Italian Billhook

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah you had your chance. sorry sweaty you just have to accept that you can't win everything

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Engl*sh Billhooks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone already posted further up, its a guisarme

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it looks moronic, fat "spear" that's more of a blunt weapon than piercing

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What are you gonna do, purge us in cleansing flame?
    - quote from Zenoiran mage

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >his name's auch
    >he does the most ouch! on the team

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This guy slaps your gfs ass and asks you to praise him
    wyd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eat the chicken

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But he is my gf.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather have him as my bf than have a gf, he's cute.

        Alain doesn't allow homosexuality in his kingdom

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is why we need democracy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shut up, Clive. Go back to your cavalier town.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alain and Travis make out in the library regularly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather have him as my bf than have a gf, he's cute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he slap my gf's ass? Bros dont do that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's desperate for attention. I kept him as a squad leader and now I have serious mommy issue fatigue. He just keeps asking for praise and even when I do he doesn't stop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell him that his mother is disappointed in him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slap his mom’s ass in return

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But his mom's dead.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I stand by my statement

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to slap Melisandre's ass.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really like Yahna, her outfit, her voice, the way she moves and the things she says are all 10/10 best gril.

    I picked Scarlett though, seemed best for the characters and story.

    Yahna ending story made me sad.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So there really are 6 treasure maps huh? Completely missed this on my first run lmao

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the art book they show lots of jobs they cut from the game, they had bards belly dancers and riflemen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brother you can't post that without at least providing a screenshot
      >no female thieves

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the claw user
        I think what we really missed out on is having some cavalry spellcasters. It's a known thing that being on a horse is a big boon in combat, so why not?
        also, it's a shame we didn't get any traditional mace wielding clerics that run up and smack a motherfricker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of weird they didn't have any mounted archers or mages

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surely they are saving them for the next game

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The enjoyability of this game skyrocketted once I found out I could hit the select button on engage to skip the visual battle. If they ever bring this to pc they should add that as a button option, so nobody can miss it is there.

    I only realized it was there maybe 20 hours in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They tell you that you can do this like ten minutes into the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        READ. THE. FRICKING. TUTORIAL.

        If I missed it so can others, people skip shit. It is what it is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's always interesting to see takes from real life brainlets.
          The skip button is literally always there and visible, and they spoon-feed you that you can do it. Another human being can literally do no more for you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now you know why video games are easy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      READ. THE. FRICKING. TUTORIAL.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    realistically, how much was AI involved in producing the art in this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AI can't make soul so 0.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >press dpad to skip battle
    >press dpad
    >doesn't skip battle
    ???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're supposed to press up up down down left right left right b a start

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this worked, thanks
        i knew i should have read the tutorial

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chloe....!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keen Call!

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need more depressed clerics in my RPG's

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the questions in this thread so moronic because even normies or people who've never played a game like this are starting to pick it up?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >for 20 hours I was pressing the shoulder button to speed up battles

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now that the smoke has settled, are you ready to admit that engage was the better game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      always, but the non game parts of UO are a lot better, so I can understand why people would prefer it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Engage has better difficulty, that's for sure. Also, Celine is my favourite girl and can't be beat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all. Engage is harder but it is by no means fun.
      I dont like having to spec into emblem skill trees before X or Y chapter to reclass my units that almost all need a reclass to be better. If we're playing Fire Emblem ill take my fe7 squad any day over that horseass.
      Reclassing sucks balls. Just give me units that have a fricking class.
      Unicorn Overlord doesn't need to bust my balls to be a better game. It's just better designed on all counts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Almost all need reclassing
        That's wrong though. You can beat the game without reclassing anyone as long as you have a working brain.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, I beat all of Engage without even reclassing anyone, I always thought that was an optional thing for min-maxers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dude I'm moronic xD
        I don't get it why are you like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is but this game is still really good and had me hooked til the end.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Engage is only better than Fates, and by better I mean it has the number 1 shittiest world, characters and plot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the Team Rocket enemies so much in Engage.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The whole thing is so dumbed down it's not even funny. Taking that and the pseudo-gacha thing they went for it's pretty obvious they made the game for literal little kids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a fun game but not better.
      Any game gets docked points for having a cancerous piece of shit like Lucina around, especially if it makes her busted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have no interest to play fire emblem so no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're only similar on a bare surface level and this post is bait for morons.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is Galerius not immune to stun lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did that with amalia and ren but since I have no burn, it didn't kill galerius

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just promoted my entire squad in drakenhold and an sweeping every battle now. It was a ridiculous power boost

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does this game have a dicky option like FE does?

    This is important.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately not. There are a few nice characters but none for marriage. Closest would probably be Milasandre I guess

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Clive. Check my 5.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And that's why she's the one wearing the pants on their relationship.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I call my cav squad The Four Horsemen of Monicalypse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"I depart, Anon"
      What did she mean by this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        here you go mate:
        in Ye Olde English, saying that you were going to do something "anon" meant that you were going to do it "immediately/right now"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that for Monica, sex means CBT and CBT only.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, I didn't realize I'd got it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I doing it right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which boat is it to get to the south-eastern secluded shore in Bastoria? I'm at the same point you are but can't for the life of me find it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the high level liberation mission at the north coast of Drakenhold.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's the one that gets you into the Bast mainland, I mean the tiny shore here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        none, it's a bridge and there are very high level enemies there. you only need to go there after you beat albion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would've at least recruited Eltolinde in Elheim. It's literally 2 missions in.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know. I'm playing through on true zenoiran after getting into bastorias early at like level 16 and just kind of fooling around. It was fun to figure out that in the lv25 tempest of white mission, you can get Yunifi and morard's unit to solo it by feeding yunifi 5 miracle fruits so she learns glacial rain and turning one of the wolves into a quick impetus bot. That let me recruit yunifi/ramona/morard way earlier, also a bunch of lv 20 units can be hired from the city and forts

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you could have any unit and unlock them early for your next playthrough, which unit(s) would you pick?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elgor, his kit seemed interesting. If I chose more than naturally the other marquess and some of the beasts/featherbow I didn't get to use much or at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely featherbows. I made an all ranged unit with featherbow and crossbowman in the front and it was a great experience.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't use werewolf one single time so probably that just to see how it works over the course of the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Featherstaff because it cures debuff when you're attacking.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker loves her
    I don't even bother putting her in the team, lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to use Colm so I am forced to use her, too.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you find the faded journal in Drakenhold? I searched all its places yet didn't find anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in the desert.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Southern part of the desert, near the sea. Ruins.

        Found it, thanks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Southern part of the desert, near the sea. Ruins.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to have a NG+ where every single fight involves level 50 enemies with advanced items. Would've been cool if they at least released it as a DLC or something.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm nearing endgame and this is the most fun I've had in a while. What game should I play next in this genre, it's my first strategy RPG.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you playing on Switch or emulating? Because if you have a Switch there's Tactics Ogre and FFT and newer FE plus if you hacked it you can easily emulate older Fire Emblem games, Vandal Hearts, whatever you want. There's also Fell Seal out of the new ones which I really like for its class system (it's like FFT but more autistic)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ps4, no switch but I play pc as well

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure FFT and TO got Android ports too. Might also want to try Langrisser (Warsong) which got an all-in-one release on PC as well and features Cho Aniki from the hit series Cho Aniki.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Growlanser series.

      I have a question. Wouldn't marrying non-human love interests be considered stupid since there is no way to continue the royal bloodline?

      You can reproduce with Elves, and Angels are possible, given their lore. Don't know about Beastrals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Technically not a problem with Bestrals. The Blue can turn people into Bestrals and vice versa, so worst case scenario Dinah is a human for like..... 9 months.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to add Symphony of War which is getting a switch port soon and is easily pirateable on PC.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a question. Wouldn't marrying non-human love interests be considered stupid since there is no way to continue the royal bloodline?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia has got you covered, half elves exist though and I'm sure bestrals would just pop out people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >half elves
        As infertile mules?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to making real content, Lindy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're actually more fertile due to the smaller lifespan than regular elves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No? Hell, having an angel baby is probably a blessing for Cornia whose main religion is Orthodoxy dominated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only mystery is Dinah if you can have kids with bestrals. Literally everyone else is a nonissue
      And I doubt there’s going to be enough gays who pick the most outlier noncanon choice that they’d ever address it in a sequel (lol at vanillaware doing a sequel)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And I doubt there’s going to be enough gays who pick the most outlier noncanon choice that they’d ever address it in a sequel
        Jeromegays will never recover from this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The unicorn would never accept a marriage between Dinah and Alain if she couldn’t make some pups

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would make for a better mom?
    Virginia or Berengaria?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia 100%. She's just a young clone of your mother, and Ilenia was a good mother considering how Alain grew up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Berengaria would be an absolute shit of a mother. Virginia would be a mixed bag.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia would be an extremely harsh, but supportive mother who just wants the best for her kid.
      Fricking hell, is that why I chose her? Fricking Freud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Veggie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia would leave the mothering duties to Leah.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and seems like Leah would be extremely delighted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, just the bad ones.
        >cleaning up diaper? Leah
        >playfully helping the kid walk? Herself
        >vomit? Leah
        >nice spring picknic? Herself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and seems like Leah would be extremely delighted

        Grrrrrrhhhh...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Berengaria can be very loving to those close to her, but harsh otherwise.
      As other posts say about Virginia, Leah would basically be the mom.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bastorias storyline felt really awkward IMO. So we discover that bestrals are made using a magic stone, the glowie owl destroys all documents with evidence to keep the peace (CIA-style), and... that's it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bastorias and Albion felt unfinished. At worst, superfluous.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, they did run out of money. I'm hoping someone figures out how to make mods.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's nearly impossible to mod, I'm afraid.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How'd they figure that out?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We had an anon here who tried modding the game and gave up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She destroyed the documents so nobody would try to pull a Reimann/Elgor again. Which, I dunno, feels like erasing a huge part of your own history and culture to stop an issue that would be solved by better hiding your damn rock than just "Yeah I buried it in the middle of the tundra lol let's hope they're not so obsessed with it to search around".

      Ramona fricking flies, really could have just gone up a mountain or something. Or thrown it into the sea.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Burning the documents was necessary because as long as they existed, someone would have eventually reverse engineered the stone.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elf land should've been the last one levelwise. It's dumb to make marriage available halfway through the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? If you truly loved a girl midway through your journey, surely you'd want to tell her asap right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't married anyone yet because I'm still trying to get all the characters and maxing rapport with them first before I make my decision.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He needs multiple rapports before determining if he loves a girl
          What a coward. I only need one.
          Ihateit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do we actually have Monicagays that married Monica for what she is, instead of being cuckBlack folk? Her rapport with Alain is shit, honestly.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Arent cucks the ones getting the girl stolen from?
              Whats it called when you're the one that steals the girl?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sure this

              Nice, I didn't realize I'd got it.

              pic must have led at least one player to choose impulsively whether they think Monica's rapport is bad or not.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I kinda wanted to just because her voice and design are really REALLY sexy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Her JP voice is so aggressive...
            Kinda turns me on when I send her off to fight shit...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              for me it's when she casts lightning shaker shit feels so satisfying

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >2014
            timetraveler-kun... I kneel...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you okay anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was autistic about keeping the ring on Alain so I appreciate them letting me power it up quick enough.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do Albion without elven archers
      No.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >game spams debuff prevention stuff at this point
        lol

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finished the campaign, any DLC in the future?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is putting swordmasters in the front row a trap?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you have full evade gear, not really. I had Aramis in the front row in my main Alain squad and his multihit attack pretty much counters Galerius' 5-hit shield.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No if you stack evasion items on them.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meteorite weapons are so fricking bad, holy shit. I didn't expect getting such terrible weapons after collecting star irons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're useful for frailer units who'd want the free HP. 24 Attack is pretty hefty since weapons cap out at 25.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you combine that with elvedia talisman, the werebear's end of battle skill can deal a frick huge amount of damage

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy has swordmasters
    FRICK
    >you use swordmasters
    FRICK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Enemy Swordmasters proceed to tickle my Hoplites

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The moment I realized that devs needed 3 more months and slightly more money is in the Baltro fight in Elheim when he was boasting about raising the dead as zombies but all the "zombies" had regular unit sprites.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3 more months
      At least a year
      It's completely baffling to me why they decided to just throw this game out instead of doing all old game remasters for switch for a quick buck then finish this game properly. They already apparently spent 10 years on it what is a year more at this point?

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >swordmaster's 9 hit combo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's 9 whole damage, guaranteed. More than my other units deal to armored dudes.

      The real redpill about the game is that magick conferral makes all the class rock-paper-scissors irrelevant. Give swordmaster that + attack buff, and look at him fricking everything up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wasting time with Conferral + Inspiration when magic swords one shot them

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would have chosen Miriam or Tatiana if it were not for Amalia.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would have chosen Melisandre or Miriam if it were not for Virginia.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sees a bug
      >Dies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's like every third woman tho

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't input names when making a custom merc
    Fine, I'll be "John" then

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw I got to name the first generic wizard I recruited Robert.
      >tfw my name is Robert.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This seems like such an odd decision to me. I wonder why they went with that.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gilbert is a bro. Ludwig is also a bro. Marrying Virginia and Gilbert to secure Drakenhold as an ally is the best political move Alain could make besides sticking it into the elven princess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying Alain 'One Man Army' de Cornia needs alliances

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He will die someday, might as well secure the future of the continent for your half-elven kids.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone needs alliances
        The best fight is the one you don't even have to do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thronemaxing would be: Alain marries Eltolinde/Scarlett, son inherits both kingdoms. Virginia marries Gilbert, Gammel makes sure only their daughter lives to adulthood. Marry daughter to Alain's son. Alain's grandkid rules 3 kingdoms, uses their resources to subjugate the remaining two.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Alain marries Eltolinde/Scarlett
        Unicorn: >:(

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          U-Unicorn sama...mayhaps I would marry my older cousin who acts like my older sister who looks like a younger version of my dead mother?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Think he meant Eltolinde (Cornia+Elheim) OR Scarlett (Cornia+Albion)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Charles V would be proud.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't Eltolinde living for far longer than the offspring kinda frick that up? Instead of having all the thrones falling on one guy, you'd have Eltolinde holding the Elheim throne for a super long time as the offspring inherit the other kingdoms and only get hers once she finally dies. Feels like if you really want to thronemax, you have to start with Scarlett, then your son has to marry the Drakenhold heir, then hope Bastorias by then will have formed a well established royal dynasty you can marry your grandson into, and then finally you can have your greatgrandson marry Eltolinde so that the throne passes down faster to a single heir who already holds all the others.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would have chosen Yunifi or Sharon if it were not for Dinah.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ren would be strict and stand-offish to her kids until everyone left the room, whereupon she would put Camilla from fates to shame

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ren's kids will end up mute mercs like Byleth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Irl Ren would leave the kids in the car in summer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        car ACs don't work when it's not moving?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Burning affliction good

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new patch out
    >check the skill description for Defensive Curse and Phalanx Shift
    >unchanged
    So what did the patch actually do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does nobody know
      Was it just a bugfix

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was an early patch to fix the pvp, the switch got it late

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My personal pet peeve since the very beginning was the fact that Alain doesn't wear pauldrons which is moronic even in the world with armored high heels and queen who wields two shields at the same time. Thankfully his FORMA ULTIMA COMPLETADO DE UNICORN looks great.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Albion seems to have really dumb succession rules tbqh.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why unicorn is even a thing anymore if zenoirans supposedly captured and sacrificed it in a ritual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they didn’t kill it

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alain fricks Yunifi
    Son fricks Amalia
    Grandson fricks Eltolinde

    Great grandson, the supreme lord

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are Zenoiran women who are fricked by Unicorns.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Near the end of Bastorias
    >Celestial Talisman
    >Hey we know you can break the game using a support character, but heres another accessory that will let you break the game with only one
    >mfw

    I fricking love this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd welcome freeing up a comp for cat hood meme.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >initiative 38
        >no truestrike
        yeah no lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The truestrike point is valid but that activates on battle start, initiative doesn't matter. Celestial talisman is basically a cat hood + initiative boost in one item. Broken as frick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why bother setting up all the skills when you can only do hastened charge+dive and you're out of ap/pp?

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was interested in Virginia because incest but man, both her rapports and class are complete and utter shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having such shit taste AND being a brainlet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's the best tank in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      class is good though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I found her rapports with Alain pretty good though. Still went with Scarlett, but you know, they had some nice scenes in there.
      I can't fricking get her to work well in battle though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        counter tank
        put her in the middle, make her get hit, make sure some passive won't rape her pp (other than maiden's hammer), enjoy tons of free damage
        obviously her actives need attention either, anything but brandish should be on hard conditions

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Problem is that I do have her up front, I have her with all skills unlocked, I have her with good gear including both the retaliation earrings and the parrying shield, and her damage and tankiness are still subpar.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She tanks attacks and completely wrecks armored units.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had her frontline in a cav team, she has truestrikes for fliers which is nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have her with a following attack/pursuit character
      So someone touches her then she and 2 others sperg out and kill whoever did that, pretty funny to see happen.
      Though its more of a gimmick unit.

      As for her rapports, her whole shtick is that she's a bullheaded moron but melts under Alain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All she misses is some row or column attack, any sort of aoe. So probably good to pair her with some other character that can cover that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if Virginia magically got isekai'd into your bedroom.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love Virginia as a unit but she sadly does nothing for me romantically. Don't even know why, but she doesn't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her rapports are good but they're not very romantic, she clearly is more like a sister to Alain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked her rapports with Gilbert/Aramis/Leah.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game shouldve let us get momwife

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate charged attacks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Charge attacks are why cat hoods were invented. You can literally set up on battle start trinity rain before you're halfway done with cornia.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just one reason why I don't like them. Make the game boring.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you get all the extra PP from?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't have enough PP
          Heh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I believe there's a +2pp accessory but if you don't have access to that yet there's a fairly common shield that gives you +1pp just use that with a lapis pendant.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does the white cat hood actually work? Does it give you an ally's last attack again for free, or just give them 1AP?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes them do whatever they were going to do next based on your tactics right after they attacked and gives them 1 ap.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, so you'd have to put the same active skill twice in their queue, I'm guessing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, if there's no conditions they'll just do the top thing again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes them do whatever they were going to do next based on your tactics right after they attacked and gives them 1 ap.

      Honestly I've never tried the cat hood on a non-charge attack, does it just push the next action to the top of the turn order if you don't use it on a charge attack?

      They really should change the wording on it too, I've seen at least a dozen people who, like me, ONLY thought it gave one AP and passed on it because of this until I realized how it actually worked.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sharons bishop expression looks so lost...
    She really is a smoothbrain isn't she...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's just really tired babysitting morons in her team
      ever played a healer in a mmo?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I play healer in mmos by doing damage and chucking bottles at the tanks head on occasion
        So basically the alcoholic dad experience

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BLASPHEMOUS FOOL

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Managed to get 5 maps in 5 digs
    Why do people insist that maps are hard to find?

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ignore scarlett since there are delicious elf ears available
    >calls me out on it on the third rapport
    Okay I feel a little bad for this cow now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be, she knows all men hate cowbreasts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You and I both know her breasts are not remotely big enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She knows she can't compete with the twins. It doesnt even matter which twin you marry, you know that the other one will join her sister and Alain in the royal bedroom.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, we've been over this
        The fighting in the courtroom over who gets to sit on his lap is inappropriate

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jealous of b***hes ogling Alain
    Cute! CUTE!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat frick
      >Verification not required.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's so greedy, she'd definitely tell the Unicorn that you were unfaithful if she ever caught you talking to other women. A short rule awaits.

        Ludwigbros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's so greedy, she'd definitely tell the Unicorn that you were unfaithful if she ever caught you talking to other women. A short rule awaits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ludwigbros...

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you only promote a character once
    I thought you could do it twice
    >max party size is 5
    I thought it was 6
    That's kind of a bummer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only upset there are only 10 units. I want 20.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking this, 10 is too small. I have to permabench plenty of characters I want to use.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you should stop thinking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Albion basically has no upgrades left for you since the reward for getting to S renown is just a sidequest for Alain's ultimate weapon.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her moronation is kinda endearing, not gonna lie
      Still wish she was more of a bully trying to tempt you into sucking her breasts though

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lads, I am being filtered by Galerius. Only a few of my units can even dent him through his post-battle regen and once he falls below half his HP to 1 shit leaves them in no state to follow up. Am I seriously going to have to recall all of my units, go back to the drawing board, and slap together an anti-Galerius unit in what is supposed to be the climax of the final battle?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can stun and burn him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've got Alain using his cavalry slayer, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Alain did most of the work getting him down this far but now even he's not making any headway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >meteor slash destroys his shield
      >pursuit units will chip him away
      >he can be frozen
      >he can also be burned
      Mix and match from these except freeze and burn do not stack together

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Marrying Primm
    >Marrying a Drakenhold woman
    Truly disgusting, Cornia has fallen.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do NOT marry the elves...
    They will make those years count...

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no Zenoiran woman I can marry? VW caters to furries but they don't cater to villainess enjoyers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Norbelle was supposed to be Zenoiran heroine but was scrapped due to them running out of funding.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she such a mynx

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her boobs aren't that big.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing about you is big but life goes on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets to be queen
      >gets to bully you, scarlett and her sister at the same time
      There is a reason she zeroes in on you, and fricking sprints at you at mach 9 when you give her the ring
      so she can have her ears nibbled every night for 50 years straight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She’s excited because she just got the keys to cornia for 1000 years

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not how succession works, Rosalinde

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is if Alain names her regent.

            >2 ap 2 pp accessory has - fricking 15 to all stats

            Perfect for Selvie.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Even selvie wants to be fast. What's the point of debuff if you apply it before your characters' turn.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just make her go fast?
                Its not that difficult lmao, its not like enemies ever go faster than her using bronze bangles

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not the enemies, the allies. Besides, at that point you're just messing up in the colosseum. Why are you even concerned about the main campaign enemies after beating the #1 lv50 comp.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously you'd give her plumes to compensate.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just make her go fast?
                Its not that difficult lmao, its not like enemies ever go faster than her using bronze bangles

                enemies or allies*
                With the bronze gear the enemies wear its not hard to properly program your ally speed.
                Just remember to use a mirror on her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cornia has fallen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kingdom falls
      >handsome prince who shows off his pits saves your kingdom, busty bodyguard, and sister
      You can't blame a maiden in love for trying to make it a reality

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Passive steal and Active steal is NOT balanced.
    Femboy thief is a sleeper top tier unit and is mowing down all the big hitters in this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that, his row wide blind is the real "Frick your front row" skill. Give him the blinding gauntlets and put him with his sister, shit goes like
      >Battle starts.
      >Ren lowers the initiative the enemy unit.
      >Travis blinds and guard seals the front row.
      >Ren does her big aoe shield smack and stuns them as well.
      >Front row is now damaged, blinded, stunned and guard sealed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's situational. Only useful against front row and can be blocked. Shadowbite is more useful.

      The truestrike point is valid but that activates on battle start, initiative doesn't matter. Celestial talisman is basically a cat hood + initiative boost in one item. Broken as frick

      Hastened charge doesn't give you max initiative like quick cast, you can still get dabbed on by faster enemies unless you have someone else with tailwind.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do all the side content in Cornia before moving on to the next region
    >Told I have the choice between going to elf land or dragon land
    >choose elf land, missions are hard as frick but I dig my heels in and find ways to beat them regardless
    >after a while of this, start to wonder what the deal with dragon land is
    >first mission is level 10
    >my characters are already all 15-20

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't listen to Josef
      moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The elf pussy was calling to me, I couldn't resist.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who can blame you, mankind cannot be expected to resist something like this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop using your main units for liberation quests, those are quite obviously made to play around with your shitters.
      You're doing it to yourself.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's meteor gear good for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're strong, add a bunch of HP, and increase your guard rate. Early on they'll probably be your strongest weapons in terms of raw damage, but they also help with survivability.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Combine it with mirage greatshield and put the character together with virginia. You get someone with 100% guard rate and decent evasion.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dragoon Dive worth using as the game goes on? I feel like it doesn't do as much damage as it used to, and now I wonder if I should just use Hilda as a normal wyvern unit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it still does frick load of damage for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not, it's your first meme charge attack and it requires more setup compared to others.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gilbert
    >Aramis
    >Hilda
    >Primm
    >Amalia

    Think it will work as a unit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is almost the same squad I did, just don't have Amalia yet, it works ok as long as Hilda can stay alive (she's front row for me)

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 ap 2 pp accessory has - fricking 15 to all stats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe a cleric?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect for Ramona

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those elves need correction clearly

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >even during the ring scene she huffs and tells you to give the ring to someone else
    Okay cow, have it your way
    Back to the milking machines with you

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's that forge mechanic supposed to be? I'm in Albion now and still haven't seen anything like that despite seeing anons talk about it. Do they seriously add a whole upgrading mechanic right at the end of the game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Umerus' mission.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's only worthwhile for bringing early-mid game gear up to the same level as late-game gear so it doesn't really matter that you get it so late. You're only talking about adding ten or so damage to the weapon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People say this a lot...can you not just upgrade lategame gear, for an even stronger weapon?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because the weapon atk cap is 25 and plenty of endgame weapon is already 23-25.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. All it's good for is bringing the physical/magical attack up to the same level as the best lategame weapons, which is around +25. So if you want to take the Unwavering Spear you get near the start of the game and keep using it because you like True Thrust that much, you can upgrade it so that you're not gimping yourself by sticking with an early-game weapon. It'll bring it up to +25 physical attack. But if you try to upgrade something lategame it'll also just bring it up to +25, which most lategame gear is already at or near anyway.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liza and Virginia together are so fricking impossible to kill it's actually amazing.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a way to favorite units so they're always at the top of the list?

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you, Father.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, Scarlett

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay when does the boilerplate slow and boring start that every srpg has end and the Ludo begin?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically enough I feel like the game starts stronger than it finishes, but if you're talking about when the game actually starts checking to see if you've been doing your homework, it's around Furryland.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when does the boilerplate slow and boring start that every srpg has end
      End?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once you start promoting your units and getting pp equipments

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elheim

      When do I get another Legionnaire?
      I'm halfway into Elf-land and I still only have Hodrick (from fricking mission 1).
      Mercs get the rope

      In the middle of Bastorias.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When do I get another Legionnaire?
    I'm halfway into Elf-land and I still only have Hodrick (from fricking mission 1).
    Mercs get the rope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Furryland.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got into Albion and I hate this place already

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your elves?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They all got pregnant and can't fight any more.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My elves are busy stroking Auch's staff to ramp his Trinity Rain.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would this game profit from a manual mode?
    So that you don't have to mess with conditions for 30 minutes for the actually difficult fights?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play any other games.
      Manual mode would be turbo mega easy mode.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally the entirety of the gameplay though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the difference between manual mode and you changing the target into caster with the highest initiative or whatever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the fun of this game is that you feel more like a commander telling your soldiers what to do where your orders might not always to to plan or how you expect it to whereas a "manual mode" would be too much like you're controlling each individual soldier which misses the appeal imo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >your orders might not always to to plan
        The fact that you get to know the results of every battle before they happen and can freely tweak your entire party composition, item set up and skill programming as much as you want until you see that the battle will go perfectly kind of invalidates that viewpoint.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yea but you still have to change it accordingly and you have to know the basic logic of the game, which anons even in this thread even fail to do. Manual mode would be just pointing x to do y and shit like that, I've done that stuff for 10000 hours in other jrpg.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you do that? It takes too long and only for sweaty nerds. Clearly VW put the option in for nerds but expect most people to press Skip Battle

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean I'm early in the game but I have one unit with Alain and a Hoplite in the front and I move the hoplite to the back if I get in a situation where I need to fight mages or hammer dudes does that make me a sweaty nerd????

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how the music gets muffled if you speed up combat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blame the fast forward effect from 13 Sentinels.

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was she so wiener hungry?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thousand year old virgin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >handholds and hugs Alain unprompted
      >claims she doesn't know human culture and mannerisms
      What a fricking bawd.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >elvs don’t hug and hand hold
        What do they do exactly?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Get drunk on sacred tree nectar once a thousand years and eat mushrooms. Eltolinde LOVES mushrooms.

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So I just liberated Barbatimo and all battles I can reach are level 6 but most of my troops are level 3-5. Is there a way to grind somewhere? Or buy military treatise thingies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just fight them, a few stat points isn't insurmountable and you'll get more exp for punching above your weight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Berenice's legs
        Oh damn. I want my head between them.

        Just do the stage, it's not a huge difference. You can take on enemies 15 levels above you in this game.

        Alright.

        Just do the lvl 6 mission. There should be a lvl 5 liberation mission to the East.

        >spoiler
        I probably done that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Berenice
          Did you mean: Amalia?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            I'm not there yet. But by golly, thems watermelon-crushing thighs!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yunifi's thighs are a miracle

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >worship some gay angel ortodoxy gayets
                >when you could be worshiping yunifis or amalias legs
                Are fevrithians moronic?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Berenice
          Did you mean: Amalia?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            giwtwm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just do the stage, it's not a huge difference. You can take on enemies 15 levels above you in this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just do the lvl 6 mission. There should be a lvl 5 liberation mission to the East.

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marry angels

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    but online battles say you can find people past your story progress aka it will be full of level capped people
    my only choice then is to spam aux battles for literal hours? what a shit design

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you only need to do 10 battles a day for the bonus, you dont even need to win

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just make a real good team and skip auxiliary battles. You'll get a 1000 CC in lees than 15 minutes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i need way more than 1000cc so i will be there for over an hour mashing the skip button while watching a video, it's still shit design

        you only need to do 10 battles a day for the bonus, you dont even need to win

        i guess i can sacrifice myself to the gods 10 times for a daily reward thanks anon

        What are you trying to buy? You get 1000 just by getting everything up to amalia, which means free cat hood, or if you dont care about cat hood memes then some weapons. Magia items aren't really necessary for anything and you get them by mining the treasure maps. Carnelia and ruby are plenty enough.

        i am trying to get all the +AP weapons as soon as i unlocked the coliseum, amalia is level 40 and is way too strong for me atm

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the colosseum grind is annoying, 20cc per fight and some items cost 2000cc. Wouldn't be maybe that bad if you could skip fights like the overworld without having to watch the fight intro.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're not really necessary imo especially when you have classes that generate ap like sellsword, warrior, cav, soldier... and your enemies all have 2ap anyway.
          Those weapons are nice to have but dont have a nice day over it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based on stats alone they are the strongest weapons i have access to and sadly that's enough for my autism to say i need it even without +1 ap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you trying to buy? You get 1000 just by getting everything up to amalia, which means free cat hood, or if you dont care about cat hood memes then some weapons. Magia items aren't really necessary for anything and you get them by mining the treasure maps. Carnelia and ruby are plenty enough.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of hot women in this game. The name is stupid, but I consider Fire Emblem Three Houses to be in my top 5 games of all time. Should I get this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try the demo. Data can be loaded onto the main game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's a game so devoid of originality it relies on marketing itself as a spiritual successor to a dead series. Sakurai once talked about how it's not healthy for a game to directly compare itself to another series.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one gives a shit about Tactics Ogre and you're insane if you think that's why it's successful. If Sakurai were still doing his column he'd be telling about how much he loves UO multiple times over.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sakurai can suck my wiener, BOTW is an ubisoft game with zelda skin.

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or are wizards underwhelming?
    >too slow to kill armored tanks before they guard the rest of your team
    >to get good value out of fire burst the enemy team needs to survive
    >magic counter sucks
    >magic pursuit only works if you hire generics, pair them with a witch or pair them with an elf fencer
    >by the time they get the extra AP move you don't really need it
    All they have going for them is fireball being really good earlygame, aoe stun being solid and trinity rain memes, everything else they can use just plain sucks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro? Your Dove Plume?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gets good once you obtain the anemoi staff with +10 initiative. Thunderstrike is never bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Magic Pursuit also chases Scarlett. Who actually hits quite hard if you give her a chance.

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chloe or Scarlett?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >elf fencers, the elf dodge class has B rank evasion
    >the spellcaster elf twins have A rank evasion
    This feels like an oversight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The letters are lies, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well...they're not dodge tanks, for one. Elven fencers are straight up magic hybrid attackers that anons pigeonhole as evadegays based on 2 of their skills. Their highest stat is m.atk.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got a gif of their attack animation by any chance?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Arigatou

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been trying to figure out how to make Ithillion work because he's super cool, but I think I already accidentally figured it out by giving Rosalinde the lightning shaker spear and just having Ithillion use Mirage Stab after she stuns a whole row of targets. Railanor then does the same thing, so now I just have to figure out how to make Eltolinde work in that squad. And then figure out who the 5th unit is going to be. Probably Lhinalagos, because Galadmir is lame and gay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They can also straight up one-shot a fresh row if you pump their m.atk high enough and juice up with a conferral. But later on, I've found the opposite is better - mommy Rail supports her liege's field nuke with a flame conferral.

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't fluster the elves
    Their ears will wiggle
    This is bait
    Do not take the bait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Their ears will wiggle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do not take the bait anon, no matter how enticing they may be.
        It is a lure, and once you're caught, it's over for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do not take the bait anon, no matter how enticing they may be.
      It is a lure, and once you're caught, it's over for you.

      That ear wiggle is how elves cast a powerful charm spell specifically designed to target humans. We are powerless to resist it no matter what.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn elves!
        I will not be defeated!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wanna say that again?

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so how does magic conferral work? does it just give 50 magical potency to whatever skill I'm using? ie. 100 physical potency sword slash becomes 100 physical 50 magical potency sword slash? wouldn't this suck if the unit doesn't have high magical attack?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Conferrals use the m.atk of the tome holder. If you had a 70 m.atk Sorcerer with the frostbrand tome confer against an enemy with 30 m.def:
      >the primary attacker's skill will go through its usual calculations
      >the conferrer's m.atk will go through the enemy's m.def, that is: 1/2*(70-30) = 20
      >this 20 extra damage will be flatly added on to the primary attacker's damage, and further adjusted by potencies (becomes 40 if cavalary vs infantry etc.)

      A flame conferral can easily add 60-80 net damage in the right circumstances, factoring in the 20 from burn damage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok cool thank god

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seduces a boy 100 years younger than her
    Why are hags like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I love hags
      I have a desire to get hagged

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon may have a desire to get hagged, but I have a need to get hagged

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My beautiful hag wife!

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the girls are boring so far nobody has truly captured my waifugay spirit yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which ones have you met

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lamplight Ring can't be dispelled
    >Featherswords can now spam Discharge boosted Honed Slashes with impunity

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