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Is it really ok for a 500 year old elf to marry a 17 year old boy?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    age difference wouldnt be that big of a deal if people wouldnt age physically

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it really isn't a big of a deal if you have money

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rosalinde that night

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's never okay for an elf to marry a human. Miscegenation is wrong.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    500 is like 14 in human years anyway

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This would make Josef so disappointed in Alain so yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Josef hate non humans so much

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's no less okay than deciding to frick your cousin instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pure royal blood > tainted royal blood

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pure as in having autism and other birth defects

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >His seed is so weak that a single generation of non-immediate family incest causes severe birth defects
          What are you, a plebian?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. By the unicorn, yes. Do you have any idea how much pent up sexual frustration she has to have?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Yahna can do it then so can the elves
    But not Ridiel, she gets rape correction

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Ridiel even old? I assumed she was 20ish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is Ridiel even old?
        Probably not. She called Aubin an old man in their rapport and he's in his 20s.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chinless plebians can't fathom the might of a gigachin
      Unsurprising

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hapsburg jaw is peak pringle aesthetic
      also never need a shovel, can just use your protruding jaw to scoop earth out of the way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Says the dirty cousinfricker.
      Is your stupid cousin really the thing you wish to see in your bed every night?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alain looks like he fricks old women

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alain is the most powerful person on the continent, he can marry whoever he wants and people will support him. As long as they are not from the desert.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Citizens are cool with an actual beast
      >Citizens aren't cool with Black folk
      Dare I say based?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cornians aren't racist, they just hate poor people

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The cornian emissaries treated the best feast the drakenhold king could muster as if they were given literal garbage and ate none of it
          Maybe the cornian nobles were alright after all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bestrals are cute and cuddly animals. Nobody likes a drakenstani

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'll accept my israelite desert gremlin wife even if I have to force to do it.
      >Her ending causes the cornian males to develop a massive case of sand fever and a lot of them migrate to the desert
      Truly the best ending

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's illegal to emulate this game, buy a switch poorgays.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How's that tendy wiener taste

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have the game running in an emulator right now as I'm typing this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I emulated the game, bought it, then kept emulating it.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Chloe

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holding hands with Chloe

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clean it up boys, nonstop threads are done.

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