Unironically, can you name a single single player game with a better ratio of fun per minute playing?

Unironically, can you name a single single player game with a better ratio of fun per minute playing? The freedom of action, the first person combat, the art direction, everything.

There are other greater, bigger games. But can you name one that is more FUN?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Prey 2017

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >one hit
      what difficulty were you playing on

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nightmare, all points into wrench and sneak attacks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nightmare, all points into wrench and sneak attacks

      That's awesome. I think I actually picked this up from Epic Games for free. If it has good stealth, then I'm gonna have to play it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It has amazing stealth and heavily rewards exploration.
        Underrated as frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i agree, i actually played through prey twice
      being able to throw heavy objects around really made exploration easy
      >cheese my way up to the VIP escape pod above the office
      >climbed the metal scaffolding and walked along it thinking that was a way you were supposed to do it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      coincidentally, they have the same dev.
      lots of people sleep on arkane

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >coincidentally, they have the same dev.
        No, they don't.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no, actually, i think they do.
          unless there's some caveat im missing?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, the company name is the same, the devs aren't. That's like saying modern Obsidian is the same Obsidian that made Mask of The Betrayer.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            DMMoM was Arkane Lyon, Prey was Arkane Austin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >new game surfing the hype of the old game with the same name
      it was already trash in 2017

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the hype of the old game
        lmao you're funny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the label on the book makes its contents bad
        Also the devs had nothing to do with it, it was forced on them by the publisher

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nu-Prey would've been a sales hit with literally any other name, but Bethesda just had to force it to be called Prey because they thought it'd sell more

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No they were just penny pinching, registering new trademarks costs money, they had already a dead one lying around so they used it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit. You just don't remember the backtracking after you had to reset the reactor.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't, the only thing I didn't like about the game was that it wasn't long enough. so much fricking fun.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's pretty much just paced like half life 2 where it throws nonstop setpieces at you but without the good pacing and direction of hl2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >good pacing and direction of hl2
      Heh.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The kick physics are so bad, they look like broken Skyrim physics, really takes me out of the moment having the leg power of an angry horse

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ???? You have never played the game. This is the game that launched the kick trend because of how well implemented it was, eveyone after took 'inspiration' from DM. And despite the years, the game still has the best kick of any game ever to this day. You gotta be baiting. To be fair this probably wouldn't have been possible without the already present code from Source

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is enemies get rocket propelled forward when you kick them. All the other physics look fine, but the kick is just too powerful and feels off. I won't deny it wouldn't feel good to play, but it just looks wrong.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It depends, they have to be weakened or near a ledge, otherwise they get staggered and pushed back for a sec, the propel is what allows the funny stuff that ensues. Also the Hero inthe game idnicates in a loading screen or something after learning that he's a demon "that's why I was so powerful", which indicates he's stronger than an average man, not that it matters. Anyway it's a very fun game so the kick is more targeted at fun than realism.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              literally false, they require edges and spikes or some shit to go flying like that

              >2 dudes get rocket propelled through the window and into the fire
              Stop fricking gaslighting me, I have eyes and I'm not moronic.
              Also, how convenient that his demonic power best manifests in huge kicking power.
              Just admit the kick physics is jank for frick's sake

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what about it is 'jank'? I think you're just too moronic and grew up with canned animation death so wacky ragdolls flying around is too much for you, we understand.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you're being moronic
                >how convenient that superman has superpowers so he can fly, jank physics, unrealistic
                play the game, it doesn't happen unless the enemy is in a weak state, near a danger like ledge spike or whatever. If the devs wanted to tune down the kick to send enemies flying with less force they would have done it. Not everything is aimed at realism regardless, even without the lore justification

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            literally false, they require edges and spikes or some shit to go flying like that

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the multiplayer for this game
    Think I have just under 120 hours in it

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Super Hexagon unironically.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this game is depressing
    I can remember being so optimistic about the future of gaming when playing this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now you have this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >locks on boar
        >starts furiously rolling around
        >Ashkezoth, the Boarking
        >*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAH AHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH* *violin section arpeggio*

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That is good idea. Original Gothic was basically Dark Souls predecessor in terms of combat anyway

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >That is good idea.
          No, more soleschlop isn't a good idea.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but we're only talking about the combat, not the whole souslike formula, right?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              And what if solecombat was never good?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're wrong then, because it IS good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Please don't remind me about this remake ever again, thank you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What, no a fan of protags who constantly keep talking to themselves in whedonese?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Arkane is but a shadow of their former selves. It's a shame.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Katamari Damacy

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The multiplayer was great too, sad it never got the attention it should've got.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How well does it work on modern PCs?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The gog version runs fine on windows 10.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You made me look. Seriously though, gog should have this game by now.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They don't have it anymore?
          What the frick. I wasn't trying to bait.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only games that comes close are god hand and hi-fi rush

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Re4

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim

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