>unprecedented level of interactivity

>unprecedented level of interactivity
Duke Nukem Forever and beyond soon, my Gankerrothers.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nu3DR
    >a company that has a handful of unfinished shit stuck in early access
    lol
    lmao even
    >inb4: b-b-but Ion Fury Maiden
    not even nu3DR product, a game made by Duke3D modding veterans
    if old 3DR couldn't finish DNF, neither can nu3DR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      new bad
      old good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not even the point of my post, gaygola brolando Black personio

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's usually the case, yes.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aftershock when?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, I mean it. Considering they are to announce the sequel, they at least need a final date for the DLC.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to that Duke Nukem Forever mod those insane trannies took over?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean DNF 2001 TC for Duke 3D?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be Anal Sex Simulator 2023

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >duke nukem
    >3D Realms
    this is why nobody takes Ganker seriously...
    unless they manages to get Dukem Nukem back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gearbox and 3DR are now property of Embracer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same guys who own deep silver? God help us all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same guys who own deep silver? God help us all.

        Great fricking news. Another soulless Duke Nukem. I hope they give him a jetpack this time around to be like Shadow Warrior 3 / DOOM Eternal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I hope they give him a jetpack this time around
          Anon, I...

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Almost killed Sega
    >Set back the Aliens franchise by a decade
    >Introduced internet memes to mainstream video games
    >Tried to screw over Obsidian, 3D Realms & eduke32
    >Threw People Can Fly under the bus after Gearbox Publishing tried to release a G2A exclusive special edition of the Bulletstorm Remaster and claimed that it was PCF's fault
    >Screwed over several companies who worked with his company
    >Almost ended his company multiple times with his moronic ideas
    >Can never take criticism for anything, even things that are his fault
    >Uses armies of lawyers to sue competition into oblivion even when he is wrong.
    >Gets his own private money embezzled by one of his former co-workers
    >Is on bad terms with multiple voice actors who have worked on his games
    >Physically assaulted the Claptrap VA
    >Stole the art style of Borderlands from short movie called Codehunters
    >Hired the guy who made Codehunters early in the dev cycle to help them get the art style down and fired him immediately after so they wouldn't have to keep paying him or give him any credit.
    >Removed all Duke Nukem games from GoG
    >Re-released a half-baked chocolate duke port to Steam ten dollars more expensive than the Atomic version that runs like ass because none of his developers have Build engine experience.
    >Lied about winning the Gearbox name by beating Gabe Newell in a poker game
    >Is probably a massive piss fetishist.
    >Has an odd number of pictures of himself on toilets or bathroom floors
    >Sung a song about how asshurt he was over a twitter argument to hundreds of investors of his company
    >Dropped a USB stick with company files and totally not underaged at all squirting porn at a Medieval Times event
    >Tries to defend the porn claiming that the act was like a "magic trick"
    >Claimed that Borderlands 3 won't have microtransactions when it actually does
    >Won't pay the BL3 devs the bonuses that they're owed

    Is there any one man who has been more damaging to video games than Randy Pitchford?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No u.

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