>unzips Shell Smash

>unzips Shell Smash

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UU at best
    walled by the snail

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    turtlecoin to the fucking moon

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's speed time

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >When they are within Shell Smash Earthquake distance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shell Smash Earthquake
      You mean Shell Smash Headlong Rush.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit forgot that Tort gets that now

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RAPE TURTLE!!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >puts an ice cube on you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sneaky Pebbles digs into the Ice Cube

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >priority grassy glides your ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did it get Grassy Glide?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking finally

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >torterra got shell smash at the dismay of naysayers
    I'll eat my hat if Meganium gets anything new that's worthwhile.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      torterra getting Shell Smash isn't too surprising. Johto starters are the ones Game Freak hates, Game Freak doesn't worship Sinnoh's starters like they do KANTOOOOO's but they never really hated them.

      though if Meganium does get something I'll eat half your hat for you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if Meganium does get something
        After 25+ years of ridicule it damn well fucking should.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They are going to give Meganium floral healing, won't make it viable but that's what it's getting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Torterra got Shell Smash
        >Infernape got Aura Sphere
        >Empoleon got Competitive
        >Meganium got Pollen Puff and Grassy Glide
        >Typhlosion got fucking nothing, neither form
        >Feraligatr got....Breaking Swipe I guess?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not even Scorching Sands?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Scorching Sands was oh so conveniently left of this DLC for some reason.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good. Hopefully they never bring it back

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was going to post that picture of CHARIZARD typing but CHARIZARD can’t have Scorching Sands either so…yeah

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fox grape but charizard and scorching sands

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meowscarada is still better lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but is it a giant turtle?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      furfag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least Torterra has the dignity of not being coomer bait.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will even be usable? This shit has like 55 speed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      31/252 Adamant hits 422 speed, faster than Jolly Dragapult

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I find this information? I wonder if the other starters got anything of note

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://gist.githubusercontent.com/kwsch/8ac34e7d4958d9843efa2f85d7b8bc90/raw/b770cc37261f59009e6a86a89ff9742d3ede598a/gistfile1.txt
      Empoleon now gets Competitive.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >turtle gets shell smash
    >peng gets competitive
    >monkey gets shit
    ahhh yes, that fucking monkey finally gets what it deserves

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HYPEEEEE

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still waiting until they give Tort Solid Rock or Grassy Surge and update all starters to have 530 bst.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the fucking world turtle can render its world demolished with shell smash
    >samurott still can't use the move
    lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the world turtle sought humanity a burden and freed itself from them to zoom across the galaxy at +2 speed

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