[Uplifting News] Nintendo will go multiplat when they realize their hardware sucks, per Phil Spencer

It's just taking a long time. A loooong time... 🙂

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Microshit can't read the room.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox killing COD by putting it on gamepass, and then getting folded entirely by satya within a year will be incredible to witness

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I do look forward to this myself. If any company can kill CoD, it's Microshart. The more normalgay franchises that hit the shitter, the faster we can get to a game industry crash.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >COD
      >Dying because gamepass
      moron, COD, Ass Creed, FIFA and GTA will never die. Wokestar is making GTA woke and everybody wants to play it, same with FIFA who was rebranded as EA Sport.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Their hardware already sucks so much that their fans have made them multiplat whether they want it or not

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >their fans
      >fans
      Just called Piracy vegans tendies

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Man you made me think about this. I have never, not once, seen pirates talk about how great a game is or how it surprised them and they loved it. They also say all games are trash and they never liked anything they played. Is this just because Ganker is primed to be negative so people who liked games never speak up, or does going hard into piracy spoil you for choice and make you never care about anything so you never enjoy the games you pirate anymore?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >People who don't hold the same emotional attachment to Nintendo can view their games in a more objective light. Nintendogays said Skyward Sword was contender for best Zelda ever made in 2012.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >People who don't hold the same emotional attachment to Nintendo can view their games in a more objective light.
            Again, just say “pirates.” A thief is never going to compliment the quality of something they steal, they’re just going to do it because they can. Stop trying to justify being a moronic parasite and acting like you have refined tastes because you think everything you touch is shit like you’re a fecal King Midas.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >A thief is never going to compliment the quality of something they steal
              I've never bought a monster hunter game legally yet 4U is one of my favorite games ever made. If the game is good I'll say as much.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not that guy but most of the time pirates sound like a bunch of butthurt gays mad when someone doesn't bend the knee for them
                With Nintendo is because they doon't go bankrupt and third party and officially put their games on Steam

              • 1 week ago
                Boco

                Pirates have always acted elitist, yes. Sort of a "likes to smell their own farts" type of thing.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >ugh this game s shit glad I'm not paying for it
            >OMG WHERES THE XCI FOR THE NEWEST SWITCH GAMEEEEEE I HAVE TO PIRATE IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I didnt buy SS because of the forced motion. I played it through Dolphin with a shitty joystick emulating the wiimote, in hero mode, and that was by far my best experience with a Zelda game to date. Hero mode SS is amazing. Way better than any pre-botw 3d zelda.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbass because they just talk about the game without saying whether they bought it or pirated it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I pirated Dishonored and loved it so much I bought it twice. Get fricked, nerd.

  4. 1 week ago
    Boco

    >2020

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [good news] indeed!

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nintendo fans don't care about either of you.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    their hardware does suck, but this is the company with a fanbase that paid 80 dollars for literal cardboard
    so no matter how much shit they shit out and how badly optimized it is, they will still buy it

    • 1 week ago
      Boco

      Or maybe hardware never really mattered.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't. Look at pc gaming for the 5tith of the matter too. Most Pepsi ain't even rolling with the latest gear.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hardware does matter, just not power.

        The Switch is doing well because it's not just another low powered knock off PC. Being able to take shit on the go matters and the vast majority of people understand it cannot be as powerful and also be taken on the go. Everyone who actually cares about specs also has a PC.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Everyone who actually cares about specs
          So, like, a third of the public. Probably less.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I would say performance is the most important thing. We now need better hardware if we want dumb developers like game freak and other third parties to make their stupid game engines to work on the system.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Game Freak will always be incompetent.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The same fanbase that completely rejected their previous console?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >2024
    >there are still xbox , playstation and Nintendo fans

    why cant you people just play games?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    eh, even if nintendochads were to turn on xboxbros... we still despise the snoys no matter what

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO SAVE ME Black personMAN I MEAN MICROSOFT BUY NINTENDO AND CLOSE THEM DOWN I BEG YOU THEYRE BULLYING US MAKE IT STOP NOOOOO
    why are snoys like that

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bringing more than hype.
    Bringing Nintendo down on its knees

    Just you wait, Phil never lies!

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LOL no. Nintendo has basically established itself as the only dedicated game console worth buying. If you can't afford a PC well don't lie you can afford a PC nobody wants bum ass xbox or playstation which don't even get exclusives anymore cause nobody wants to buy a $500 piece of garbage that overheats runs like shit looks like shit has a bunch of stupid navigation to learn.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody wants to buy a $500 piece of garbage that overheats runs like shit looks like shit has a bunch of stupid navigation to learn.
      But enough about PCs...

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo will kneel to PC just like everyone else. Right now we are killing Sony, every Sony exclusive will get review-bombed and social media trolled into oblivion. Nintendo games are next. PC gamers are the voice of democracy, you can't stop progress.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      PC is an afterthought.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing there says anything about hardware and this is the 24th year that Microsoft has discussed trying to acquire Nintendo. I guess we'll see you every month until the world ends as you rush to give us that "hot scoop".

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >per Phil Spencer

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >AAA game development choking and dying under it’s own weight right as Nintendo is about to release a handheld system that should be able to run most games given how few actually needed the PS5/Xbox Series
    >they’ll crack any day now…

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >commit sudoku and turn your consoles into PC's like we did
    >embrace the pc graveyard of dead brands that get zombified corporate releases

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Consoles are dying anyway

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not Nintendo's.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Thats OK. I only care if Sony dies and their entitled fanbase is kicked out of the community and kill themselves.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If anything causes them to go multiplat it will not be forcing other devs to develop games for their system appropriately.

    They should have to put as much work in as CDPR did and there shouldn't be any downloads or cloud versions allowed. Make them hurt with zero sales so they capitulate to the market leader properly.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Make them hurt with zero sales so they capitulate to the market leader properly.

      Yeah, that'll happen.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >3DS sales numbers drastically decrease from DS but they were still able to make a profit
    >The Wii U fricking flops and they were still able to make a profit
    >The Switch is going on to be the best selling console of all time and a direct successor is on the way
    >Nintendo frowns upon employee firing and understands it would only decrease morale and the execs/CEOs will take pay cuts if needed
    >All of their franchises are reaching record breaking numbers
    >Phil still thinks Nintendo wants to go third party

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how do american companies always end up with literal morons at the top?

      • 1 week ago
        Boco

        Nepotism, or falling upwards.

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