US: Mario Kart ride at Super Nintendo World will have a waistline limit

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wtf, 40 inches isnt even that big

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      First of all, yes it is you fat frick, and I say this as an American with a 34 waist who could afford to lose 10kg/20lbs.
      Second of all, it has to fit children AND adults, so they have to draw the line somewhere

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No American would ever lead with kilograms. Frick off.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How many hamburgers is that?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >6 to 7 washing machines

            Americans will use anything except metric.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Nah we use metric for STEM stuff and imperial for casual conversation because it's more convienent. Seethe and cope.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't know washing mashines are an imperial unit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's only more convenient to you, because you never learned metric.
                There is nothing inherently more convenient about imperial units.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >There is nothing inherently more convenient about imperial units.
                Only because you're too stupid to learn it. Americans know two languages and two systems of measurement on average. Meanwhile, you only know one, while proceeding to whine about superior countries on American websites. LMAO.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >t. measures weight in "stone" and money in "quid"

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              it's unironically easier for people to visualize size with everyday items than arbitrary measurements like 3 or 4 yards(meters)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Only if you're uneducated and inbred.
                Coincidentally, most Americans are uneducated and inbred.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it's true for all people, you tell someone a lot is the size of a football pitch, they'd instnatly realize how big that is compared to saying 7.14 square kilometers

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Skill issue

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                America is one of the least inbred populations on the planet, actually. Comes from having so many immigrants. Europeans on average are far more inbred than Americans.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Skill issue

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Length, width or height wise?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How many hammocks of cake is that?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The entire Missouri side of KC is a giant fricking ghetto, including everything on State Line.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That stuff only matters to a Trumptard. The rest of us are capable of communicating internationally.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When I realized I size 38 pants were getting too tight and I would need to go to 40 I realized I was becoming a fat frick and needed to change my ways. I was around 210 at the time, I am 155 now and size 30-31. Literally 50-60 pound difference between healthy weight and size 40. So yes it is that big.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't heard you say "It's not that hard to correct, just get off your ass."

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          eat less fatty. simple as.
          you're probably too stupid to realize it's that easy, tubolard.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you must be 5'2 if you only weighed 210 and had a 40 inch waist

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well a 40 inch waist and size 40 pants don’t exactly correlate especially these dates, and it was a while ago, but with my body, basically every molecule of fat I gain goes straight to my belly. If I kept gaining weight I would just look pregnant.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You’re a manlet, just admit it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Well a 40 inch waist and size 40 pants don’t exactly correlate
            Wait, really?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >210
        >size 40
        I thought I was a manlet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How do you get that fat at your height? That's ridiculously fat for someone your size.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      for kids thats big chungus

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thats what that Black person who went splat thought

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ...for an Amerifat.
      Indeed, they should have thought about what kind of audience they are facing over in the US.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t. Amerilard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >1.06 meters of wide
      >not big

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's circumference.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its really not that big im 38". The ride is clearly not for adults so whatever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      morbid obesity starts at 34 you disguting fat lard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a body builder and I wear a 32, the frick?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >34 is obese
        >tfw skinnyfat and 30 is when my 8 pack is really defined.
        Poor muscle to fat ratio, bro. Do some stomach crunches.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      40 inches is almost 2x of a perfect size for a woman.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      40 is like extra small in America

      Average is 50-52

      Large at 56-58

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        uhhhhhhhhhhhhh we're not THAT fat, pal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >2016
          how much is it now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          At least the lines will be short since no one can ride it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      40 inches is pretty big

      morbid obesity starts at 34 you disguting fat lard

      >t.hungry skeleton

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm size 30 and literally cannot fathom the discomfort and level of obesity it would take to be size 40.
      Like I know it can get so much more worse, but actually imagining myself with a body like that is mind-boggling.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's 8 inches short of four feet, you fat frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am overweight at size 34
      Size 40 is ridiculous

      I just looked in the fridge and cupboard and I don't really feel like eating the few things I have available for dinner and really wanna order a pizza, but I know I shouldn't.

      Eat any of your healthy leftovers and snacks so you dont waste food. Pizzas can wait.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >32 seconds apart
      Next time try not to samegay your own thread, OP.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't the post time limit 1 minute?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love how easy it is to bait thirdies on this site.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Shops in the "Husky Boy" section

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    POST WARIO'S FACE WHEN

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >a ride has size and weight limits
    holy frick this is shocking

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it is for them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how so? there have been rides for ages there with similar limits. it's for safety and insurance reasons

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >EXCUSE ME?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This should be illegal. Condemn them to stay vegan for 10 years.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Black, you don't need meat to get that big. All you need is carbs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn look at all that junk in her trunk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How are people like this even alive?
      I mean, how do they manage to stay alive and not die within 2-5 years due to excessive health complications?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They don't stay alive, that person has <10 years left without serious changes in their habits

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Even if they went back to a normal weight, this level of fatness does permanent damage to their liver. Might as well just stay fat and happy, you'd only be gaining 1-2 years of life.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Complications caused by morbid obesity tend to surface around 40-60 year old people.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The government pays for everything. Their fatass lifestyle is financed entirely by tax dollars.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty easy. Only really healthy ones can eat so much without dying. The weak ones are already dead.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >EXCUSE ME?!

        What I don't understand is how do you have the time to consume the necessary calories.
        >Black woman
        oh, nevermind

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the human body is surprisingly resilient to that kind

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The human body is surprisingly adaptable and sturdy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being so fat that your body forms a table

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      90% of the customers won't even be able to ride it

      All according to plan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine how many animals are killed and how much money and medical effort goes into keeping this thing alive

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shes just one of em.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hold my beer
      >*put it on her ass*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >asylumdemon.webm

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wear 38 pants.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nearly every Tendie will be banned from this ride
    lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kys arthur

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW I wear 38 waist pants, but can actually squeeze into a 36 waist

    Checkmate, Nintendo.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how much is that in not moronic USA metrics, someone pls explain

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      99cm waist, like take a ruler and if it's less than 100cm around your hips you're fine to ride

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We just keep winning manletbro-

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      24cm of what?????

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Delusion. Womens veganas are seldomly over 14 cm deep.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Big sandwich

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's talking about dicks and how she wants more than 6 because she's a filthy c**t.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every ride has size restrictions, troon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it was brought up in the other thread.

      But, y'know, Ganker being Ganker and all

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    90% of the customers won't even be able to ride it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Americans so fat?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        because you can't turn your head without seeing anything that isn't pumped with a shit ton of growth hormones, corn oil or sugars

        also having a car is basically mandatory

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >corn oil
          Onions&palm oil, do you have any idea how much corn oil costs. It aint cheap dude even tho corn is.
          >Sugar(s)
          HFCS aint sugar its the antichrist in "edible" form.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I think that anon means corn syrup

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            corn oil is cheap, in the same price range as any other cheap oil. what are you on about Black person

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wealth

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Im not sure about that with more money and better education people tend to be more responsable about their health and body

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the lack of thereof?
          The higher up on the totem pole you go the more conscious of their health people are.
          The fattest are generally also the poorest Americans.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Correlation does not equal causation
            It's far cheaper to eat moderately and healthy than always buying junk food.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Fattest people in land of the fat are found in LA, AL, MS, and AR.
          >"Wealth"
          What the frick is wrong with you?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Of course. The cheapest food is actually the most healthy while the really expensive one is the one adding tons of fats.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's funny, people don't think about this much but the reason obesity in first world countries is associated with poverty is because cheap sugary food is the only pleasure they can afford. You can't buy your kids toys, vacations, or anything really good, but you can buy a frick ton of candy and junk food from dollar general. You can't afford to go out to eat except for fast food. You can't afford a night out, but you can afford a big gulp.

            It's all just sugar.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sugar. all of the sugar.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because health issues are profitable in a country where healthcare is fully privatized. Countries with socialized healthcare end up doing more food regulations and incentivize healthier lifestyles to cut back on costs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We still have to pay for fat people's healthcare anyways. They get pills for their obesity and gastric bypass's under the taxpayers dollars a lot of the time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >try to lose weight going to the gym
        >see 20 tripods set up
        >accidentally look into one by accident
        >get cancelled and life ruined, lose job

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >to the gym
          Why not exercise at home or go for walks in the park if you are scared about that stuff?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Then your TikTok isn't a car crash getting 100k followers every month

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i saw this kind of girl on a live once. the unhinged feminist type who thinks every guy who looks at her, and she doesn't find mutually attractive, must be an "old creep".
          so anyway i guess viewers reported her cuz the live got taken down for "hateful behavior"
          tiktok is based

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >practically paint on your pants
          >surprised when people look

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >female chudjack gets upset when anyone looks in her direction
          she should be grateful

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >dresses like a prostitute
          >gets treated like one
          surprisedpikachuface.jpg

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >fitwithheidi
          >saggy dyel garbage

          She is like 10 years away from looking exactly like that guy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For me? It's butter burgers.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          source? looks like a comfy video

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking hate that """""cheese""""" so much bros

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I've had coworkers argue that american ""cheese"" is the best cheese to use on a burger because of how easily it melts. I honestly had to do a double take, especially since I'm in the fricking dariy state.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you tell anyone, he is fat, you are in for a lawsuit.
        So they never get told, they are fat.

        It's the fatness-enabling society of Ronald McDonald's dreams.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          in contrast, if you live in an asian culture you will never hear the end of it. fat shaming is the norm in the east

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >fat shaming is the norm in the east
            Looks like that's a healthy habit overall.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              you just trade being fat for High blood pressure with everything there being high in sodium

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically like 95% of all the food is loaded with corn syrup. Seriously, keep an eye on the ingredients next time you go food shopping. Absolutely shocking.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        CA here, your country is about as fat as my state. Or fatter if you're British.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fat frick CA here; doing my part to drive the average up. California burritos are just so good, sorry.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I had a burrito today and a burrito yesterday, so I can't judge you

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I went to LA a few years back for E3 (I'm from the East Coast), and I was surprised that literally every place went to had burritos on their menu. Like, I went by a Subway, "Come in for the new Foot Long Burrito deal!", drive by McDonalds, "Check out the new Mc Burrito!".

            That said, I tried a taco from a food truck that a number of locals suggested, and hot damn was it good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Corn syrup and car based infrastructure means they aren't walking as much as mother nature intended.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Everything here is loaded with sugar and high fructose corn syrup.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that corn is America's staple crop, and so we mass produce it in order to have an emergency supply in case of global disaster. All that surplus has to go somewhere, so it goes to food and into our gasoline and into all sorts of things. Like how Japan uses rice for fricking everything.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >crazy GDP
        >huge market
        >literally the cheapest groceries and food prices in the world

        Suffering form our success.

        Im not sure about that with more money and better education people tend to be more responsable about their health and body

        You mean the lack of thereof?
        The higher up on the totem pole you go the more conscious of their health people are.
        The fattest are generally also the poorest Americans.

        >Fattest people in land of the fat are found in LA, AL, MS, and AR.
        >"Wealth"
        What the frick is wrong with you?

        He is 100% right. US GDP is capable of providing food to the masses, very cheaply. Now what an individual does with that access is on them. The truth is your country doesn't have the GDP to even begin to replicate our scenario,

        Everytime I see this map I think we should make Colorado join the EU since they are apparently such fricking homosexuals and aren't with the program.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >literally the cheapest groceries and food prices in the world
          That's fricking bullshit. I can buy three times as much with the same budget on Brazil, Ecuador and Argentina than on america

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can beat atleast one of three americans, maybe more

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >35 fricking percent
      This is just obesity, mind you. This doesn't include milquetoast overweightgays. If they're included then it's probably over 50%

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure even most obese people wouldn't reach that size limit, only the absolute total lardasses will be getting fricked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >highest percentages in areas with higher black population
      kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      isn't the park in japan?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the one in hollywood just opened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gfqv3bKklk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is Colorado doing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Deep south is the worst
      >Colorado is the least obese state

      I live in Texas and I'm not surprised one bit, kind of shocked Colorado is the least obese state and not California where I figured a lot of vegans and hippies live.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mexicans live here and their country is just as fat.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I rode this in Japan. Amazing experience. Sorry you fatties won’t get a go.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good. We need more incentives for fat fricks to lose weight. Picking up chicks, not having heart attacks and diabetes, and being ridiculed every single day weren’t good enough; riding the go kart at Disneyland should do the trick.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wear a size 34 and I've got maybe a quarter inch of give on my hip bones, so even I went skelly mode I'd be a 33?
    Anyway Americans are fricking fat and there should be more fatness restrictions. You can control being a fat frick, you can't train yourself to be taller

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah dude we're tall. I'm a size 34/34, when I was wearing a size 32 and 190lb my mom was worried I was on opiates again. I looked like a skeleton in 32" jeans. Now take away 6-10 inches with a 34 waist you're a fat frick bordering on obese.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Don’t you remember that fat Black person that fell off a ride a couple months ago? Something has to stop dumb fatties

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fat people are gross.
    Obesity reduces life expectancy.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS ANTI GENTILE WTF WHERE'S THE MCLAW SUIT FRICK THESE CHINESE RAPE Black folk

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they do not know their audience

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that like 95% of americans
    even most kids are fat fricks now as well

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Not intended for a wide audience

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The majority of fat frick Americans are black and Hispanic
    Good riddance

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >One ticket for Mario Kart please

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry sir, your waistline exceeds the limit of 40 inches

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sorry about your weight, sir, here you go.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Americans:
    > Let me on the fricking ride you bigot
    Also Americans:
    > WHY AM I DEAD I WAS SO YOUNG REEEEE

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been a size 30 for the last 15 years. I still wear jeans from 2009. What the frick is wrong with you lardasses

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Size 32. I'm overweight but not obese.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tl:dr
      >we actually do have different metabolisms that can make a difference of 1700+ calories a day
      >we have naturally different hunger impulses/frequencies
      >we have naturally different satiation responses
      the morbidly obese rolled poorly on all 3 (overly efficient metabolism, frequent hunger impulses, high threshold to feel satiated)
      these are all genetic, and can not be chosen
      unless you have painstakingly counted calories, you have always eaten according to the same impulses and signals as the obese
      you CAN control your weight with diet (>99%) and exercise (<1%), but it will be substantially harder for some than others
      t went from 245lbs to 210lbs and shrinking (while working out PPL 1 rest day

      somewhat related, Americans are fat, imo, due to large portion sizes and calorie dense foods (like our sugary fricking bread)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I went from 86kg to around 60kg through cardio and discipline, but it was definitely hell and only possible because of support and the extra free time that working at home gave me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally just stop eating & drinking carb-intensive foods like weat, flour, rice, soda and milk and switch to a keto diet. Also swap out corn syrup and vegetable oil for olive oil whenever possible.

        I lost like 60 pounds in 3 months when I did it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          those factors still apply to keto diets, albeit for most it would make a large difference (but be wary it’s more than water weight, not for you however, as I doubt you had 60 lbs of water weight unless you were an extreme ham planet)
          regardless, the post was just about the natural differences between people, so as to help people sympathize/understand their failures
          but it is important to note that even those with the worst inclinations can lose weight, just don’t assume it’s as easy for them as others

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Frick all that gay unsustainable shit.

          Powerlift.

          You can do a rudimentary program like SL or SS and eat whatever you want and be a healthy weight. You will probably need to eat more, in all honesty.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Exercise also helps but healthy diets are equally important.

            Really just cut out the weat/bread/pasta/soda/corn syrup carbs and exercise 45 minutes to an hour a day, it really is that simple.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fanart of fat peach trying to ride her kart but failing because of her weight when?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fat fricks who eat 4000 calories a day blaming one or two specific food ingredients for their obesity
    clockwork

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >4000
      If they're dieting maybe.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >yankees hat
      >fast food
      >fat

      Why do foreigners all want to be American?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick I don't even eat that much in one week and I still consider myself a little overweight.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my waist is 48"

    its over

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll sue if they try to keep me off the ride.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    consume.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fairly average, I'd say?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually an insane amount of food to consume in one day. A GALLON OF SWEET TEA EVERYDAY, jesus. I imagine you have a lot of people who are consuming half a gallon in soda everyday if not more, and that's probably worse.

      Soda is probably the worst beverage you can drink, and it's a billion dollar industry, or close to it. A lot of groceries lose money on soda for how cheap they sell it. They practically give it away for free. You know how many times I'm in the grocery store and I see people with a shopping cart full of soda, it's obscene.

      People will literally go and buy like 5-6 twelve packs of soda, even if you're consuming all that in a week, that's a lot of fricking soda to drink in a week for a family. It's why I'm convinced a lot of these families are just downing soda like water, even the parents are probably drinking it just as fast as the kids. You see a lot of women down diet coke and diet dr pepper, they still believe diet soda is healthy and it's really not, just because it's diet doesn't mean you can drink 4-5 of them a day.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Soda is probably the worst beverage you can drink, and it's a billion dollar industry, or close to it.
        far beyond it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I used to be a pretty heavy soft drink drinker. I wasn't 2L+ a day level, but I'd have a glass with every meal and sips throughout the day if I was at home. I cut that out of my diet and it's made absolutely zero difference to my weight at all.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          R-really? You must be an outlier, most people have reported they lost a lot of weight after kicking soda to the curb. I suppose giving up diet soda wouldn't do anything compared to regular soda.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I went from standard soda to diet/Zero sugar, and I was able to drop about 20lbs fairly quickly. I'd have stopped drinking soda in general, but I have an early work schedule so I need the caffeine, and coffee makes messes with my stomach too much

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I bet your teeth and breath are way better now though, assuming you still brush and floss normally.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, I eat far worse then my obese parents and sister but they're soda chuggers where as I barely fricking touch it anymore.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do fatties seethe all the time?

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Raised by fat fricks who push obesity life style on me
    >Go full weight loss mode, was actually rail skinny for a bit in attempt to get girlfriend
    >Give up and stop going to the gym/resume shit diet with exception of massive reduction in soda.
    >Only skinnyfat now
    Granted I am a warehouse slave now so maybe I'll have to stop eating a XL 4 topping Pizza every week if I get into office waging but still, Americans need to cut the fricking soda.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just looked in the fridge and cupboard and I don't really feel like eating the few things I have available for dinner and really wanna order a pizza, but I know I shouldn't.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      figure out what part of the pizza you're craving and have something else that has it. grease? salt? meat?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm... interesting. Uuuuhhh grease and dough and cheese, I guess.
        I have stir-fry beef and cheesy chicken, and sausage and pepper Bird's eye meals, and I have some Hormel and chili and bell peppers to put in it. I guess any of those could fill the gap.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if you order pizza i will tell everyone else in this thread

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        one pizza coming right up

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You couldn't at least buy a good pizza? Now you're fat and have shit taste.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          how the frick is 16" an X-Large pizza?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the average individual gets full with 5" pizza

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              bruh every pizza shop around me has Large's starting at 18" and anything bigger is 20"+
              I can't imagine how small a Large is at dominoes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                those are family sizes

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see how that changes what I said.
                Dominoes X-Large is 16", everywhere else has lesser sizes with a larger diameter. It means they're charging you the same price but selling you less pizza.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          HE ORDERED PIZZA
          >HE ORDERED PIZZA
          HE ORDERED PIZZA
          >HE ORDERED PIZZA

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >getting a salad to go with your 6,000 calorie pizza

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus are 1 X-Large pizzas that pricey nowadays?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He got double toppings and extra stuff on it, so that's probably why it's so expensive. You could probably get a three topping X-Large pizza for around $14-$16, sometimes they have online coupons/deals.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Order the pizza

      Deadlift.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone above a size 38 pants won't be able to ride lol
    I'm size 34 pants

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I struggle to lose weight. My own brain fights against me. One time I decided to try a three day fast. I thought I was doing well until my brother told me that he got up to piss at 3am and saw me at the kitchen table stuffing my face. I was unresponsive and the leftovers were fricking cold according to him and he thought I was just having another psychotic episode so he just left me alone. I have no memory of ever doing this, to me I just went to bed and woke up the next day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you gotta let your house go empty with food and not replace a large part of it.
      Don't do shit like 3 day fasts, thats really bad for you and its basically as effective as quitting oxy cold turkey.
      You gotta stop snacking between meals and your meals have to basically be one and done.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stop eating like a fat frick is step one, but still keep eating. You are addicted to high fructose corn syrup and are the equivalent of a crack head. Stop drinking soda and eating processed food. Since you are this bad I would just recommend eating when you’re hungry but instead of eating whatever shit your normally eat have a salad, nuts or fruit. Eventually once you are weened off processed bullshit you can start to cut more calories every day and lose weight faster.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Look, fat

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Whaaaat?? A potentially dangerous amusement park ride is only made for reasonably healthy people?? NOOOOO, I want the 500 pound hacker known as Ganker to ride with me.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What level of fatness do you like Ganker?

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao if this kiddy ride not fitting their mountains of lard is enough to set off fatty journalists they would have a heart attack a few years early if they visited Cedar Point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I finally made it out to Cedar Point for the first time last Labor Day weekend, and goddamn that is absolutely my favorite ride in the park.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is she too thin for the ride.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No! Dry Bones us already in Mario Kart

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      where's the rest of her?

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well I’m sure that upsets 99% of folks that are gonna be showing up for these

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are we pretending your thirdie country even has this park?

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Americans’ level of moronness never fails to amuse me

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's pretty much the Steam Deck community fricked then...

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >rides have limits in height and weight
    and? What rides don't? Most coasters are too rigid to allow fat asses on. I know one coaster most people hate because unless you're exactly 6'1" then it hurts your neck to ride.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to an amusement park
    >LOL UR TOO FAT TO RIDE

    My presence is for other people's amusement?

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Having rid it in Japan, nobody is missing out, it sucks ass.
    Just play MK8D if you want this experience but good.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >42 inches
    Well I haven't exercised in a while I didn't really expect anything

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 6'9
    >40 inch waist
    I'm not even fat

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good evening! Wanna go for a ride? Let work together to get to your ideal body first and try the ride again when you're a little more fit.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post the fat disneygger going SPLAT

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If your waist is above 34 you're fricking fat

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    isnt that all rides ever made

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The real fricking problem here is, who the frick would want to use VR headsets that are used by so many fricking people. You could be smearing cum all over your face because the last person to wear it was a roastie who gave her boyfriend a blowjob behind the bathroom or some shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      these types of headsets typically have one time use facial interfaces

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Everything should have a waistline limit and if you're found over that limit you face the wall.

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