Uuh shadowbros?

Uuh shadowbros?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man Lae'zel has the most satisfying character development and story. These retards prolly ignored her cuz she was mean at first.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has the body of a 75 year old hag

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mods will fix this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They already did

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based, ty anon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mod has an extra that fixes the clipping on armors. Unfortunately gith race is not fixed yet so her butt clips out of her armor. I use it for shadowheart and minthara tho it looks great.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also the physics are broken last time I checked.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wdym?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The modders currently cant get the edited clothing to move around properly.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nexus will remove this because the chud admins seethe when there's sexy women in mods

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I really won't be surprised if they actually do start banning sexy mods for women before too long. Seems like the way things are heading.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >nexus bans mod asking for pronouns
              >resorts to making up fake scenarios in her head to get angry
              oh this never gets old LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lol!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She has the body of a 75 year old hag
        That's Jaheira

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jaheira looks young for her age

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How much more cellulite do you want?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              she's like 200 years old

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and Halsin is 350.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                writer's self insert so he gets special treatment

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dark urge should have been able to romance jaheira

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's certainly not helped with the fuckin NFT ape face all gith have.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't like her until I saw that her Charisma is 8 and she's supposed to be an abrasive asshole.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Many people probably didnt even reach Act 3 where most of Laezel's progression happens.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I did. As a cleric of Lathander, it was my duty to show her the light. Boy did I win the game with that choice. Lae'zel is best girl and ti's not even close.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, you know how bitchmade men are nowadays. She's standoffish at first then literally turns into "Please protect me daddy, I'll protect you too". People concerned about how she looks definitely fuck with the lights on, give me my skinny but strong Githyanki bitch who'll give me uppies then powerbomb me after she's finished.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Man Lae'zel has the most satisfying character development and story. These retards prolly ignored her cuz she was mean at first.
      For women,
      mean = ugly and ugly = mean

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's funny is the power gap between Shadowheart/Karlach and the other two. Like gee I wonder why the two fairly attractive girls are so much more popular than the two ugly ones?

      It's a video game so she can have all the character development and story she can get but people still won't want to fuck her if they find her ugly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Man Lae'zel has the most satisfying character development and story. These retards prolly ignored her cuz she was mean at first.
      low test men will miss on the best waifu, to be expected really

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and fucking ugly too

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >botted strawpoll

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you consider looks then basic coomer would go for Shadow. By character? Karlach is obvious pick. Personally I went for frog wife and in second run for Minthara.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >94% of players missed the best romance
    sad

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why should I care if people like another character more than my waifu? I love her and that's what matters.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*fantasizes about halsin's big, throbbing druid cock*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah, Halsin is beta

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people really do have terrible taste huh

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE LE MINTHARA AND LE FROG ARE LE BEST!
    >Nobody gives a fuck about them
    lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's how you know it's for the elites only

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shidding and farting potty humor demon is the best waifu
    who the fuck voted on this?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck off filter evading coomer gay, you already have 800 threads to discuss your husbando

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have yet to play the game, but out of these four I genuinely think the frog lady is the hottest. What does this tell about me as a person? Is there something wrong with me?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Minthara is higher than the frog even if you have to do genocide to get her.
    Total drussy victory

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't play this game yet.
    Is any of those not a slut?
    The one Ganker called a waifu turned out to be a huge slut, right?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of them are ugly muttgoblins. Does the game at least allow you to kill them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      decapitate and keep their heads even

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the two best options are the lowest
    At least Minthara's excuse is that most of her content isn't even fucking implemented.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowheart is cringe and clumsy!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This!

      Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger, I didn’t expect this post to blow up! My life started growing up in a small farm in northern Kansas. My father was a farmer and my mother was a cashier in our local town down the dirt road. We didn’t have much and income was very little, my best toy I got growing up was a pig bladder blown up like a balloon that I could play around with between me and my two brothers. At the age of 11 things started getting tougher in my house life due to my fathers drinking problem as it was not a good harvest that year. Like his father before him once he was done working he would come home and drink but unlike his father he wouldn’t beat us unless we messed up, his father left him and his mother to fend for themselves after world war 2 though so he had it tougher than me growing up. One time my father did drink too much and he hit my little brother Jamey. Jamey didn’t know what to do and ran away during the night during a storm. The entire family was out looking for him but we never saw Jamey again. This made my father drink more and lead him to take his life when I was at the age of 16. My older brother and me had to completely take over the farm with the help of our mom quitting her job as a cashier, life got very hard from here on out. We got a break when I was 18 with a good harvest we were able to save up some money. I was able to move out at the age of 21 and into a larger city in Tennessee. It was hard leaving the family as my ma was getting older but my older brother completely took over the farm and even expanded it into a more profitable work. I began working in what I was good at, repairing mechanics. I was a hard worker and moved up in my chain of work easily within my town. I dated aroun’ a bit but never settled down with anyone I would write home about for my first few years. When I was 26 I got a call from my ma, my brother was working with some machinery on the farm and got his hand caught in it and

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shadowheart
    An unironic whore. Will cuck you at the first opportunity.
    >Karlach
    Reddit incarnate. Every thing about her is incredibly cringe. Obviously a fat bitch with dyed hair wrote her.
    >Laezel
    For Chads. She has the most growth of character in the story, tied with Shadowheart but instead wont cuck you like Shadowheart.
    >Minthara
    For Chads. Only less than Laezel because of all the cut content she endured. Give me back the pregnancy story!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chads
      >going for a 6/10 old karen who shouldn't even be able to have kids or a 4/10 frog creature

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would they go for the slut who has orgies with vampires instead?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They wouldn't, but they sure as shit wouldn't go for some ugly bitch either. Like or not Karlach is the best choice here since the options aren't great.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Minthara getting so few votes
    Why does everyone apart from me have such shit taste?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because 90% of players havent played the "evil" route and cant recruit her.
      And even if they did she was bugged for a month.

      And even unbugged she still has jack shit for content

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don't have to share my cute ayylmao frog wife with incels
    Based. More alien pussy for me.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >xitters
    you think their opinion matters?
    twitter is full of tumblr refugees

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These numbers are meaningless because my waifu is just for me.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    minthara > lae'zel > karlach > celibacy > shart

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright Frogshills, give me the rundown on why she's actually worth romancing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      short of it is that she has a nice personality

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's basically a Klingon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6 int 17 year old reverse-corruption froggie

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >every female romance is "i can fix her"
    made for male players
    >every male romance is "i can enable his self destructive behavior"
    made for women players

    why are humans like this

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