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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deserved even lower for putting the term "boomer shooter" in the description.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a genre description that everyone knows instantly what its about.
      You better get used to it,

      But then again, Ganker is still crying over "immersive sims" as well.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But then again, Ganker is still crying over "immersive sims" as well.
        And "roguelites". And "metroidvanias". And "character action games".
        I suspect Ganker just hates genre descriptions in general.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good for a 20 bucks game

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    good enough for me
    also devs are based for having using d-rok

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >for having using

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they play a d-rok song in the game? lmao about to go listen to noise marines

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their mistake for not naming it Zelda or Mario. Would have gotten at least 8/10 by default.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obsessed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zelda & Mario out of nowhere

        Holy--

        Proof me wrong, toddlers.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Proof me wrong
          Learn English.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda & Mario out of nowhere

      Holy--

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right though.
        >Nintendo Babiez.png

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda sure, there's no fricking Mario bonus

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Steam: Overwhelmingly Positive with over 1000+ reviews already
    >All the Youtubers I follow say it's great
    I don't give a frick what urinalists think.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Warhammer manchildren would eat literal shit if it had the franchise name on it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ate primaris. So that's your answer.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >primaris
          I've been a huge 40k fan for a long, long time; I've read all of the Black Library Horus Heresy series novels released so far, not to mention dozens of other Abnett and Thorpe (a master of prose) works, I played Dawn of War almost religiously as a kid but I can't go back to it because I now recognize that those all important proportions are just off. I first noticed it when Space Marine came out on console, playing as a literal fricking Ultramarine was a dream come true but something felt off that I couldn't quite place. It was only when I started hanging out on r/warhammer40k that I realized what it was. Now I've never played the miniatures game but apparently in 40k there are different scales, and Space Marines were scaled wrong, they needed something called 'realscale'. Primaris provided, and when Space Marine 2 comes out they'll finally have the correcct proportions. I genuinely don't understand how anyone could have a problem with that.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because the lore sucked ass and was a lazy excuse to remake the space marine range and trademark it. Literally no one wouldve had a problem with them making truescale versions of existing units hence why the base primaris intercessor kit is liked as you can mostly kitbash it to remove all the shit new aesthetic parts of it. The rest of the primaris range however is mostly full of terrible tacticool models that shit on the previous aesthetic that people liked for space marines. The lore as mentioned before is frickign terrible as is such a blatant corporate excuse for the product its unreal.

            The bottomline is is was an excuse to get marine players to buy their army AGAIN to keep making GW profit, except GW didnt do what they did with chaos as just make updated sculpts as they had some moronic idea to try and hype it up etc.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              When I was a child I dreamt of being an Ultramarine, I would literally cry myself to sleep at night wishing I could live in the world of warhammer as one of Guilliman's own. Now that I'm an adult and have transitioned, not only do I find that the 'community' does not accept women like me as space marines, but they won't even accept those that have transitioned into primaris.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a moron. Steam reviews fricking DEMOLISHED Darktide

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah. the setting will sell it but for every mediocre one there is a total hit. spacehulk deathwing was total shit. what the frick were they thinking, a horror game with space marines? horror games only work when the controls are shit so they made the controls shit

        You're a moron. Steam reviews fricking DEMOLISHED Darktide

        darktide had a rough launch. where it is now is about where it should have been at launch, the devs have been repairing content instead of developing new content.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, everybody seems to love it. I guess its "journalists" who are not into it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I clicked like 3 videos from homosexuals
      >I could play this for 8 hours
      Oh wow I should try it....
      Turns out the guy was 2 minutes into the fricking game and he's a lying sack of shit. There's no way the guy even finished it.
      >check their steam
      >doesn't have the achievements past the 1st boss
      yep

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >critics hate the fascist spaceknight crusader kino
    Color me shocked.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    good day, numbergay tendie, how is your reddit blog going?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >critics are moronic
    big news

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >critics

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a solid score for a 40k game

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good average game. A 7/10 game for 20 bucks? That's good. It's a success. Perfect AA title.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pirated it its pretty fun. played the first 2 or 3 levels then stopped to cook dinner and didn't get back to it
    normal difficulty is way too easy i recommend 2nd from hardest

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course those movie game enthusiasts wouldn't rate it higher that 7/10.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      https://i.imgur.com/G1jESL3.png

      uuuh... boltbros?

      Cringe and serious fricking question here: how are fricking Metacritic threads still not ridiculed on sight in 2023?
      Even if its not userscore, which is literally a meme, the main "critics" score is also useless because it features like random reviews from IGN Uganda and random french publications you never heard of.

      Neither are part of the first world, and neither should matter.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        metacritic threads are the easiest way to shitpost while pretending you are not

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Of course those movie game enthusiasts wouldn't rate it higher that 7/10
      Cuphead isnt movie game yet got good score (88%)
      https://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/cuphead

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but platformers always excite soi journos. They're never really fond of any of the games in this specific genre.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doom eternal is 88% (pc) and 87% (ps4)

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Between streaming, youtube and user-reviews what exactly are gaming journalists even needed for anymore?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      putting scores on aggregate sites

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      at best the appearance of professionalism and money backing them allows for interviews and insider information

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember Jeff saying that, by the end, giant bomb did only give review scores to feed them into metacritic. Their only way to stay relevant. That was a couple of years ago, but I doubt that has changed or is any different for 99% of the smaller gaming outlets.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need someone to clean my toilet

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Critics only criticize when it's not a "darling" of the industry
    They should at least be consistent if they're going to be like this.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you were expecting it to get an 8/9 9/10 from professional critics then i don't know what you were thinking. Ion Fury got a 79 on metacritic and it's generally associated to be the best retro revival shooter today. The only people who are going to pull high scores for FPS games are ID Software.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A Doom clone where you do nothing but shooting galleries with 16 bit graphics
    >*spyfaces*
    Boomer shooters are the cringiest fricking shit

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >middling professional reception
    >overwhelming positive on steam
    It's probably good. I don't expect critics to like any of these games. Dusk was the one exception of where an indie FPS got an 88 on metacritic and i have no idea why that is. I thought Ion Fury was better than that game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course those movie game enthusiasts wouldn't rate it higher that 7/10.

      Why is it always like this?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Journos have to at least play enough to formulate an opinion or fake having done so.
        A lot of those positive reviews have like 1 hour or less, same with the negative. Steam reviews are just people going with the flow mostly

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST RATE MY RETROOMER SHOOTER LOWER THAN 10/10

    ITS PIXELATED, AND HAS SHOTGUNS AND ROCKETS AND DEMONS

    ITS JUST LIKE PLAYING DOOM WHEN IT WAS NEW

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HAS SHOTGUNS AND ROCKETS AND DEMONS
      >ITS JUST LIKE PLAYING DOOM WHEN IT WAS NEW
      sounds like a 10/10 to me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No retroshooter ever really makes a 10/10. If you were expecting it to go above that just because the Warhammer name was attached, you had the wrong expectations. Clearly it's more budget oriented simply by the presentation alone.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it unreasonable to expect that the game would be rated within the boundaries of it's genre? Just like any other game pretty much.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's problematic
    the fact that you don't see so speaks volumes

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It had the misfortune to come out in a post-TotK world. This will be the score of every game coming out during the next several years

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the truth. Nintendo pretty much made all other games irrelevant by showing just how big the gap between them and everyone else is

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's the truth. Nintendo pretty much made all other games irrelevant
          Why are nintendo fanboys so painful that they have to bring up a game that has nothing to do with this genre or anyone who would be interested in it? frick off you spergs.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it's a Warhammer 40k game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not the same studio though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does that even mean

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Theres some moron going around spamming about trannies in literally every warhammer thread because one of the writers for SM2 is a troony
        It's a mental illness, but what can you expect from terminally online shitposters

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been an absolute prostitute for "boomer shooters" for years now and even I was bored and tired of this thing fifteen minutes in.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do I start with boomer shooters?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        With original Doom.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        look for games that are heckin pixelated and have ~synthwave~ soundtracks

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot that fun was reddit.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's always the mega mecha smurfs, the green Black folk or troony tier Chaos faction
    Why do these wienersuckers keep doing this? Why even HAVE the other factions if you're never even going to use them?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they basically don't have other factions because they aren't nearly as popular as the flagships

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >73/100 is LE BAD
    frick modern critics

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Middle of the road is often just as bad if not worse than something that's actually shitty.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Middle of the road is often just as bad
        Frick that, no it isn't. With different genres that is true, with FPS games like this middle of the road can still mean quite entertaining and genuinely worth playing.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to pick it up now and give my impressions later.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gman said it's good. But Ganker says he's a shill.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We wait and see what Mack has to say.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who dares liking a game that Ganker does not like for moronic reasons, is a shill anon.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just pirated it btw

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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    lol

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a frickng boring arena shooter with enemies that are literal stand-still-and-aim-at-player or rush-him AI.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >73
    >For a shooter

    I don't see any problem here. OP is a gay.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > critics slam games for feeling like they came out in 2011
    > players just want to be in 2011 again

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is from the review that gave this game the lowest score (40) out of all critic reviews.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they even play the fricking game ,holy hell

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awesome review Im sure the gameplay is coming any minute now, christ

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please tell me that's a joke.

      I'm going to look now and I swear to fricking Christ if that's a real statement...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when you all want to do is write propaganda on twitter posts but your job makes you play boltgun

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Worse still- if you follow the rabbit hole and look at his other reviews on the actual site it's full of such flagrant homosexualry he deserves a fricking sequined crown to be the Queen of homosexuals.

          He's reviewed 15 or so games and the reviews are ALL full of "Progressive" passive aggressive bullshit.

          Can't we just purge all these moronEra c**ts from our hobby for frick's sake?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >purge and main
      Dumb ass journalist doesn't even know his 40K factions
      In this game you play Space Marines who like to PURGE and CRUSADE
      It's the chaos dudes that like to go KILL MAIM BURN

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please tell me that's a joke.

        I'm going to look now and I swear to fricking Christ if that's a real statement...

        Don't look it up.
        Its a literal who website obviously trying to bait clicks.

        The entire review is just
        >this part of the game SUCKS because they dont understand fundamental game design
        repeated over and over again.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you posting review scores
    it's like interviewing moronic children
    get that shit out of here
    boltgun is niche and from what I've seen appeals to its core audience, sweaty 30-year olds that like to think about the inquisition, and orks.
    games review journalist is mentally about 8 years old and thinks about onions lattes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      onions lattes? what the hell

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        newbie

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gaming """""journalists"""""

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think bordering on a 8. 80 would reflect the quality of this game better. 7 or 73 on metacritic seems too low to me personally. It's well polished for what it is. Unless they didn't like the story? idk

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