VALVE HIRE THIS MAN

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesse

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just saw that Gmanlives video too
    Do people seriously beieve this shit looks good?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to the dislikes and comments, no

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool russian letters and inverted ammo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ammo count on gravity gun and crowbar

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valve hired Firewatch developers instead
    Firewatch is like Gone Homo but exactly as homo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be the 1st studio ever to be bought out by volvo
      >next game is immediately and forever "TBD"
      https://store.steampowered.com/developer/CampoSanto
      the jokes they write themselves

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        turtle rock was bought by Valve in 2008 with Left 4 Dead

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          valve never bought turtle rock, valve simply bought left 4 dead

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            January 10, 2008

            Valve Acquires Turtle Rock Studios

            https://web.archive.org/web/20111128040110/http://valvesoftware.com/news/?id=1401

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://turtlerockstudios.com/corporate-ownership

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                sasuga

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                "it was acquired by Valve in 2008, but was re-founded in 2011 as an independent company "

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle_Rock_Studios

                fom 2008 to 2011 it was owned by Valve

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's still owned by valve. those people work there and only a few left and are using the tr company name.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WALTUH, PUT YOUR GRAVITY GUN AWAY WALTUH, I'M NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waltuh, put yer crowbar away waltuh.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      KINO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >William DLFOE
      >Ryln GOSLING
      >Nicholas CLGE
      >Chris PRLTT
      >BLLCK MESA
      What did they mean by this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd watch it

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    any day now

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to be an interdimensional bureaucrat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >please take a seat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      badabing badaboom

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never thought something that has Half Life 2 in its name could look as bad as this shit, yet human stupidity has no limits..

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this looks absolutely atrocious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate graphics modders as well who think flat lighting without fog looks realistic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate graphics modders as well who think flat lighting without fog looks realistic.

          Version without fog looks better
          Though both pictures look literally the same

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            brainlet take but ok

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate graphics modders as well who think flat lighting without fog looks realistic.

            Actually this is my favorite from the video

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Left feels like a big city, right feels like a small town.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >glasses clipping through temples

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are people pretending so hard that UE is good?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        unreal engine is the cancer killing videogames

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah it's the women and the garden gnomes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have a single fact to back that up?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tim has nothing better to do than to shill Epic and UE on twitter and Ganker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      UE5 is good, the problem is that it became normie friendly which means it attracts a lot of idiots that lack any proper skill in various departments ie. they only know how to place stuff around, most fail even at such simple task..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea
      when I think about UE I think about slow texture streaming and stuttering
      it's such an overrated engine

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odd tangent but i notice that in plenty of these fan-made graphic showcase videos, the uploaders can't help but plaster Playstation logos in their Youtube thumbnail even though there's no correlation between Sony to these fan-made graphic showcase videos they're making whatsoever. I find it amusing in a way.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe an American made this. The Youtuber claims he's from the US, but only Pajeets or Slavs are blind to mistakes like this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that he absolutely fucking missed the eastern-european tint to the environment makes it pretty damn clear he is not eastern european.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Slavs are blind to mistakes like this
      Anon, we live here

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no amount of remaking will change the awful game design and how boring this overrated piece of shit is

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tim pls

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these kids should make their graphics class capstone project videos private uploads if they don't want to get dunked on

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >holding crane up to my face
    >it's apparently out of focus
    LMAO

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want everything a de-make consisting of only 1 pixel

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valve always release a half life game when there is a cool new technology/gimmick to capitalize on. E.g. Half Life 2 leveraged advances in physics engines to provide a new experience, Alyx used VR, and so on.
    IMO Half Life 3 will not come out until there is some new technology to leverage. I think valve are waiting to do something really crazy with deep learning/artificial intelligence to make something truly new with half life 3

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >face animations worse than 2004

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