Valve is so out of touch

Valve is so out of touch

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    retard

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The entire thing was about dated memes from the last 20 years.
    Fuckin dumbass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no. just no

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh sweet summer child

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My brother in christ, there's a lot to unpack here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey, who is actually upset about all this? zoomers? libs with no soul? consolewomen (men) who hate PC? genuinely curious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, each year had a popular meme from that year. I think OP might be a gay who would stab his sister for (you)s

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say they're TOO in touch. Like, why did they put the skibidi toilet leader on the cover? He's not even from a valve game. To appeal to kiddies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Irony aside, if this was done a year later, they WOULD have put skibidi toilet in

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah, it'll have to be longer than that. Dafuq won't stop milking it till it's skin and bones

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the man gets 2.5 million views an hour when something releases.
          This man unironically makes around 10,000 per short...

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Check the Points shop. Look at all the fucking stickers and emojis they have their based on outdated memes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Outdated memes are the best memes though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ^What he said. This is probably the most SOULful thing I've seen from Valve in 6+ years?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Arthur's fist one made me laugh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My favorite little tidbit about this meme and this animation is that the guy who made it went on to be a lead animator on Cuphead hahahahahaha

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the guy who made it went on to be a lead animator on Cuphead
          Wait what? I thought zoomers had no talent.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the guy who made bitey of brackenwood did storyboard work on bob's burgers, and then of course psychicpebbles has a show on adult swim.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you mean that animation or the game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not when they're being used unironically by corpos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those are user submitted

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is the meme from 2004 referencing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aragorn from rotk at the black gate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is not a meme or iconic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lord of the rings is an integral part of the internet

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a meme or Iconic to you because you were just born when it was popular.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lotr isn't iconic
          hello child born after the millennium

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >20 year anniversary is a list of pop culture references instead of video games
    bravo gaben

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would you feel if you didn't eat dinner last night?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I did eat dinner last night

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they aren't actually, all of that shit is for normalfags

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    valve touched me

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're out of time

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >canon mute
    >slap a speech bubble on them for dumb joke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >canon mute
      wrongo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chell doesn't speak out of spite, we've known this for a long time

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the soldier one made me cry

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you just KNOW a raging fujoshi """"""""""artist"""""""""" drew this crap and nobody told them no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure this is the same artist that draws the tf2 comics (makani) so you would be right about the fujo part

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She just couldn't fucking help herself, could she?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >men in dresses and rainbow flags on the cover
          but they're totally not coming for your kids

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gaben will take 20+ years to come for your kids and by then they're adults.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Rainbow flags
            I fucking hate gays and fags and they are absolutely coming for our kids but holy shit please fucking have a nice day zoomer.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >HE DOESN'T KNOW
              It's actually over, isn't it? Ganker is actually now full of Zoomers, right?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm going to be honest with you, I also thought it was a rainbow flag when I first saw it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >men in dresses and rainbow flags on the cover
              but they're totally not coming for your kids

              >HE DOESN'T KNOW
              It's actually over, isn't it? Ganker is actually now full of Zoomers, right?

              I'm going to be honest with you, I also thought it was a rainbow flag when I first saw it.

              >Nyan Cat is gay homo propaganda now
              I don't want to live anymore.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >now
                the fuck do you mean NOW

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >calls someone a zoomer
                >out himself as one by not recognizing Nyan Cat
                This board has gone to the shitter

                retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NO U

                >calls someone a zoomer
                >out himself as one by not recognizing Nyan Cat
                This board has gone to the shitter

                And also u

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >calls someone a zoomer
              >out himself as one by not recognizing Nyan Cat
              This board has gone to the shitter

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, why the fuck do you think I was calling him a zoomer for saying it was a rainbow flag?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I might actually be retarded, sorry Anon 🙁

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how are you so dense you dont see the guy is saying its fucking nyan cat and thats why the other guy is a zoomer

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nyan Cat is an LGBT icon and trans coded.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nyancat is just a run-of-the-mill meme. Stop trying to appropriate things you didn't make you cancerous dress-wearing mockery of nature.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >men in dresses and rainbow flags on the cover
              but they're totally not coming for your kids

              Does Ganker even get HARMONY days anymore? I feel like it wouldnt go over well nowdays

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. We get a HARMONY thread on the anniversary.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy rent free

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least she can draw because she sure as HELL can't write

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It feels surreal reading this millennial nerdy chick drivel and realising that it's not on some tumblr blog but on the biggest games publisher in existence.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so where the fuck is the final issue of the tf2 comics , FUCKING FINISH IT VALVE

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BLOODY HELL DID YOU JUST SPEAK?!
    >I THOUGHT YOU WERE BRAINDEAD?!
    >BY THE WAY UH... WHAT IS "DESPACITO"? IS THAT SOME KIND OF... HUMAN CULTURE THING?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the art style suggests to me that this was drawn by a woman, and if that's true, it reminds me of that one reddit girl who someone asked if she had beaten portal, and she said no but that doesn't mean she can't still like it. a 2.5 hour game. I know this is portal 2 but it's not much longer.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yea, where is baby shark?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NEVER GONNA FREAKING GIVE YOU UP
    >NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN CHUCKLENUTS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ZAMN Caroline looks like that?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zero mention of Alien Swarm
    >even shartifact gets name dropped
    At least for 1 moment, 1 person at Valve remembered that Day of Defeat was a thing.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M OUT OF TIME

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok but was it really necessary to make the spy wear the dress? the nyan cat fag flag wasn't exactly subtle but could be excused plausibly, this is just straight up fruity zesty homosexual gayry on display

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TF2 players have been drawing spy in a dress for many years now, you're the gay

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the free game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Free?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CSGO is free.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait wtf is wrong with nyan cat?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a psyop to convince our kids to be okay with watching trannies swing their dicks around in the middle of the street

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you can be swayed to take dick in your ass just from the sight of a rainbow, there might be something wrong with you anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Preprogramming.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I own every game on the list pre 2020

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >L4D representation is just the Witch and vergil. No Ellis telling funny stories, no tank, no coach, no nick, hardly anything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sad.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If VALVe wanted to celebrate memes they would have posed their characters with Gmod and set all the sliders to retarded values

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now anon, TF2 freaks are not very family-friendly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        However the culture that emerged from TF2 skits and YTPs will forever be cemented as valve's legacy and I find it sad that it's not being acknowledged.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And it won't be. Video games are no longer for you, goy. They now belong to the heccin wholesome gayyymers

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the years has a link to KnowYourMeme
    >most of the tech-related "what happened in the respective year" stuff is garbage that has made the internet worse either at the time or some time after

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's unfunny and autistic reddit-tier humor with suprisingly no woke political pandering.

    Which is what I expected of le based vidya company.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spy is crossdressing, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It could have been much much worse, honestly.

        >reddit-tier humor
        This place as brain-rotted you.

        It's old neckbeard humour is what I wanted to say.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of the stuff referenced was fairly normie-tier.
          Still. A little bit of time away from here would do you some good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit-tier humor
      This place as brain-rotted you.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker is so young now that it doesnt even recognize nyan cat
    just burn this place

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just retards being retarded ironically.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at this point I don't think they even know they're being ironic so it just loops all the way back around to retardation again

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of when moot wasn't a cuck. 🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a cat made out of a pop tart flying through space shitting out a rainbow
      I feel like this is the last time the internet was optimistic and happy.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    valve just outsources chud/tumblr artists for shit like this because they don't know how to time manage their own staff

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    y'all have a shit sense of humor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tell us a joke then anonymous
      bless us with your divine humor

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did they make spy a crossdressing fag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The artist of the page, Claire Hummel, is a notorious fujo who inserts her gayry into the TF2 comics and Valve's promotional art at every turn. She worked on HLA too I believe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh right, i should've guessed that from the artstyle

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >go to their page
        >2nd thing on illustrations portfolio is this
        Great
        I will say most of the other art she does looks quite good though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's an inevitable result of working in modern day Seattle; you'll get absolute fruits like this who post obnoxious fujoshit on their portfolios. You'd think she'd keep it SFW but nobody is going to risk telling her to pack it in in this political climate.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is completely sfw, it's literally just kind of revealing clothing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno why spy specifically but having a RED and BLU merc showing off that stupid dress that can be interpreted as both sets of colours depending on what type of lighting you are thinking of is not a horrible idea.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >meme was about how the same thing looked different depending on how you looked at it
      >why did they use the character that whole shtick is changing appearance

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still for the life of me cannot fucking see the white/golden one, I just see a high brightness blue/black

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a reference to that old internet topic about a dress that saw differently, some saw it as white and gold other saw it as blue and black.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god i cant wait for the porn

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to the page for this
    >scroll through 20 years worth of games
    >see nothing I'm interested in that I haven't already played
    Well time to rope I guess

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The joke is that they're all doing dead memes that occurred over the past 20 years.
    I'm sorry that you don't get it.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker is now politicizing memes and jokes
    America was a mistake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I blame the newfags that werent even born when half those memes were a thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blame indian brownoids, they're the ones being directed by another group of people to tear down the west

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >20 year anniversary reminds you of what the top selling games were each of those years
    Kino.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no problems with this. It's just a blog post for a anniversary sale.
    If they fucking put dated memes in say L4D3, ill be fucking livid.
    This is just a disposable blog post that'll be forgotten within a week

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