>valve working on seemingly the most woke liveservice slop weve ever seen

>valve working on seemingly the most “woke” liveservice slop we’ve ever seen
>even reddit thinks it looks like shit
>crickets on Ganker despite having full board meltdowns over shit far less “woke”

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Valve board

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not the valve game you dipshit moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea, its that new marvel hero shooter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >graphic design is my passion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Valve
      You got your slop mixed up. Concord is Firewalk Games. Valves game is still hero shooter slop but it has dommy mommy youth sucking grannies in it

      the fact that OP got it mixed up proves that valve’s slop is just as slop as the rest of them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or he's just a dipshit moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gee whiz what an interesting way of thinking

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's wrong but the fact that he's wrong means he's kind of right
        have a nice day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >OP is a moron but that still proves my point somehow
        Yeah, have a nice day mongoloid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        top tier Ganker meta

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It proves he's a baiting moron is all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're right.. OP's intellect is normally infallible. if even he, the Einstein of Ganker gets it wrong than valves game must be bad!!!!!!!!!!!! i place all my eggs in OP's basket because this OP is a genius of epic proportions and anything he says is DEFINITIVE PROOF!!!!!!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Valvetard losing it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the fact that he's wrong means he's right
        ok

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Outrage culture truly destroyed a whole generation of young men

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          as opposed to young women and young unwomen?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          as opposed to young women and young unwomen?

          The most manipulatable demographic is the angry and afraid, and outrage culture has spawned an entire generation of these kind of people regardless of gender or orientation. It's honestly fricking terrifying.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it just proves OP is moronic. Maybe even lazy, if he doesn't even check what he is posting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >moron election tourist OP thought two different games were the same and then tried to double down on his moronation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it only proves that you and OP are both moronic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Truth.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's so wrong that he must be right
        Isn't there a word for this? Delusion right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WTF

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based and robust, steamies seething

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did the industry decide that overwatch is something worth mimicking? Don't they know it's trash? Just ask anyone playing it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you could replace "overwatch" with a whole lot of words here

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is concord

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Concord is an upcoming 2024 online first-person hero shooter video game developed by Firewalk Studios and published by Sony Interactive Entertainment for the PlayStation 5 and PC.

      Set in a science fiction universe, Concord is a player versus player first-person shooter in which players compete in matches as Freegunners, interstellar mercenaries. The game includes an initial roster of 16 playable characters, belonging to a spaceship called the Northstar.

      Concord is the debut game of Firewalk Studios, whose team includes former Bungie and Activision veterans. The game's setting was inspired by various films, television shows and anime that the team enjoyed, while several features were influenced by fighting and strategy games. Concord was officially in May 2023, followed a more expansive introduction the following year, with open beta slated for July 2024."

      Or whatever

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why the frick does this sound so close to Hyenas in terms of setting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Concord is an upcoming 2024 online first-person hero shooter video game developed by Firewalk Studios and published by Sony Interactive Entertainment for the PlayStation 5 and PC.

          Set in a science fiction universe, Concord is a player versus player first-person shooter in which players compete in matches as Freegunners, interstellar mercenaries. The game includes an initial roster of 16 playable characters, belonging to a spaceship called the Northstar.

          Concord is the debut game of Firewalk Studios, whose team includes former Bungie and Activision veterans. The game's setting was inspired by various films, television shows and anime that the team enjoyed, while several features were influenced by fighting and strategy games. Concord was officially in May 2023, followed a more expansive introduction the following year, with open beta slated for July 2024."

          Or whatever

          https://i.imgur.com/4GVInWb.jpeg

          >valve working on seemingly the most “woke” liveservice slop we’ve ever seen
          >even reddit thinks it looks like shit
          >crickets on Ganker despite having full board meltdowns over shit far less “woke”

          I swear to god I thought this was Hyenas

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That reads like a dead on arrival notice, no joke.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The game's setting was inspired by various films, television shows and anime that the team enjoyed
        Battleborn ahh game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >first-person hero shooter
        debut game
        looks like we have first game that is purely made to get esg money

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This couldn't be a more dead on arrival title based on that description alone. Might as well have just an open world action game with crafting if they were going to be that uninspired.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Valve
    You got your slop mixed up. Concord is Firewalk Games. Valves game is still hero shooter slop but it has dommy mommy youth sucking grannies in it

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pronouns next to the class
    Are pronouns factored into party balance? Will your team be at a tactical disadvantage if there are too many she/hers and not enough they/thems? Will there be a pronoun meta where he/him gets nerfed every update and in season 4 they introduce a class of xym/xyrs that throw the entire balance out of whack?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good question. What's up leftist homosexuals? Is it OK to have a full team he/hims? Or is that racist or gaslighted or whatever gay buzzword SJW gay shit you morons use?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it OK to have a full team he/hims? Or is that racist or gaslighted or whatever gay buzzword SJW gay shit you morons use?
        No it'll just be tactically imbalanced, just like have a team of all tanks with no DPS or supports. Personally, I like dynamic characters where I can swap my role on the fly to fit what the situation requires so I'll be maining genderfluid characters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make a she/her
        >call it a he/him
        What now white boy? Enjoy your male party haha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game will count how many they/then you gun down and ban your PSN account and report you to the FBI if it goes above a certain threshold.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good question. What's up leftist homosexuals? Is it OK to have a full team he/hims? Or is that racist or gaslighted or whatever gay buzzword SJW gay shit you morons use?

      The game will count how many they/then you gun down and ban your PSN account and report you to the FBI if it goes above a certain threshold.

      lmao absolutely obsessed and mindbroken by pronouns. Do you just not use them in your day to day life?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The pronouns are right there next to the character's class. Clearly it's important information directly related to the gameplay mechanics. Otherwise it would be tucked away in the character's bio as superfluous virtue signaling, since the pronouns would be able to be inferred from the bio description itself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cheap gaslighting like never seen before

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You do not get to pick your pronoun. I will assign you one based on how you look. Thats how it works in the real world.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't that guy detransition?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. Good for him. Better to be a below average man than a terrifying gremlin woman.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Koreans use different grammar for verbs and other words when speaking from older to younger person and vice versa.
        What if I tomorrow walked up to you and said "you can't anymore talk to me (and other people) in the old grammar way. You need to decline the verbs correctly to account for the age difference from now on."
        Would you just be like "Alright, I will submit to your request"?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You frame it as submission but that is a fundamentally unintelligent way of looking at it. When someone corrects your usage of "an" and "a", do you think of it the same way?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Again, I thought I made it clear. Let me try again. What if *I* (the anon you are speaking to) walked up to to you *tomorrow* (i.e. it's not a long established practice), would you just submit?
            The difference to old established ways of speaking is that a) the demanding party is arbitrary (i.e. it's a demand by a rando person, possibly insane) and b) it's something de novo, a novelty.

            Let me make it more absurd (reductio ad absurdum). What if I demanded tomorrow you need to speak like a catboy and ad
            >nyaaa, uwu~
            to the ends of your sentences? Would you just submit? Wouldn't you find it stupid?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              See, that's what I mean. Your fundamental mindset on this is that you see your average interaction with other people and their asks of you as concessions, that you somehow concede ground in the interaction between two humans necessarily. I think the terms 'push and pull' might've misinformed you as to how this works and how it actually impacts you. For the most part this kind of hypothetical doesn't exist, it requires you to go further and further into the absurd even in the attempt to simplify it. Make no mistake, I understood fully what you meant, I am simply saying that the way you're approaching it doesn't seem to grasp the true nature of both a troony's ask and what it actually means. I can't really begrudge people for their inabilities of course, but forgive me if I sound condescending when this is normally really easy for most people.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You should talk like this now and if you don't you're a bad person and you deserve social repercussions
                That guy is right when he uses the word submit. You either submit to their language policing or face punishment.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You need to finish school and get a little older.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >provides no argument other than "you're like sooo immature!"

                sounds like you need to get fricked troony homosexual. Go back to /lgbt/

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hello?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Get cancer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this is how they were always used
        No. Newspeak and English are two different things no matter how much you try to gaslight us

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because even with Valve doing woke shit they seem to understand there are more then just women and African Americans to use as characters.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like they went out of their way to make a character with zero allusion it her gender via her figure. Is it a man, a woman, no it's a fricking bowling ball.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the final form of a turtleneck?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until you see what's in the battle pass

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shills are in full force shilling the valve Deadlock trash game. Go in one of the threads and you'll see the most inorganic posts you've ever seen on Ganker. It's not even people trolling either like guys that pretend Starfield is good.

    I have no idea what the game you posted is and never saw it on Ganker before but it does look like garbage I can see why someone would mistake it for Deadlock

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing xcom 2
    >select random in appearance
    Same thing, the color scheme is just awful is this a tactic to sell better skins?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    valve is woke but the wokeists are kept in check

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly pic related looks better than any character in Deadlock. Plus the gameplay actually looks like something I'd try over lane autism in a shooter. It's crazy how Valve managed to create the LEAST aesthetic game I've ever seen, so bad that even SBI DEI characters look more appealing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it doesn't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0.005 rupees were deposited into your account sir
      thank you, come again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn't.

        Valve shills in full panic mode.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          panic over what?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being so pathetic you try to create a "rivalry" between woke overwatch ripoff slop products

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damm, that's actually pretty good. And here I thought they were afraid of making black female characters too sexy. Turns out they've just been hiding their power level.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't get me wrong game is still filled with uggos and is probably bad but that one design mogs the frick out of any girl on Deadlock.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The hat ruins it
      why the frick this buch got a lightbulb on her glasses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my nubian queen

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are better shit out there dude.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she/her

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like sludge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fart gas green everywhere

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would I care about some dead on arrival snoycuck slopfest

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go ack

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The funny thing is, Valve would make something like this, because they're a dogshit company

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought hyenas got canceled

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    welcome back to the -ack

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >valve
    That's concord a boring game that's a brand new IP from a brand new studio on a sony platform, it actually makes sense for Ganker to ignore it. you're thinking of Deadlock, which hasn't been revealed yet.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gaben
    >i'm the wokiest sweet baby in existence
    snoy
    >hold my beer

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is just outrage marketing at this point. I know ignoring things won't make them go away but we also can't give them free publicity. the smart move is to name and shame them while ignoring their products

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno. this looks a lot better than hyenas, or that playstation game with the fat pink haired girl in a floating wheelchair or whatever

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ugly obese brown troony blob people
    Yep, it's a modern western video game financed by israelites

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because those threads are paid for anon
    They're Ubisoft employees or youtubers farming engagement

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Firewalk Studios only game is Concord
    >Pronouns on a fake character
    >Published by Sony
    When are you going to learn old man

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Right-wing Americans losing their minds over pronouns
    And then they wonder why the Chinese are laughing at them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know the Chinese use they/them pronouns.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chinks laugh at you because you use the pronouns in the first place. they call you "baizuo". it translates literally as "white left" and they use it to mean "people who promote destructive social values such as immigration, diversity, lgbt, minorities, etc, to satisfy their own feelings of moral superiority". they don't respect western leftists at all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All the destructive social values in the US are coming from Republicans. The Chinese hate white Republicans more than the libs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh looks it's another moron that thinks we have a 2 party system lmao

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    valve's at least has soulful as hell stages and some "ok" characters that are pretty "on brand" given the company's past designs. this "concord" game on the other hand looks like it was made by the fat gay bipoc worshiping tumblr crowd. the kind where literally everyone is a minority, lgbt, and disabled in some way. seriously out of 11 apparently human characters, 10 of them are non-whites, 9 of them are brown, and they have literal gay flag symbolism and gendersickness pronouns.

    I'm not even against the idea of trash like this existing if it were organic and catered to its actual small audience, but it's obvios that someone put an actual budget into this thing knowing full well that it's going to be DOA due to the costs of developing and maintaining a project of this scale in relation to the extremely niche, practically non-existent audience it could potentially have. snoy could have funded a real game with the money they poured into this stillbirth.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a literal fricking general is made for the leak of a shitty game
    >wtf why isn't Ganker talking about this game and woke woke wokety woke wokers culture warrring about it?
    >it's a different game
    >reddit screencap
    This board gets dumber ever second.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did they turn Zaku II into a nigress. also literally looks like they ripped off all the shit destiny titan armours at once and stuck them together

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gen Z and progressives hardcore hating on Israel and Zionists lately
      Surprised this hasn't been posted on twitter, shit would be super viral.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would require people giving a shit about the game. Which no one does.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to believe at least some of the dev team realized how bad that logo is in our current world context.
      Plus it feels like straight up DEI taunting

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Valve drones try so hard to pretend valve arent woke? Sunk cost fallacy maybe?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY MADE ONE OF THE DRAWINGS BLACK, BILLIONS MUST DIE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker would be shitting and pissing if it were any other game. they literally did it for the dead space remake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look man, I know you probably don't do a lot of thinking but if the first logical conclusion you come to when looking at this change isn't "the developer likely changed this for added contrast" you might not be cut out for this whole 'critique' thing. I don't think your point of view is particularly valuable if this is what it has to offer.

        Ganker would be shitting and pissing if it were any other game. they literally did it for the dead space remake

        >hey man they're just people like you and me, man we're all one race: the human race. my wife's boyfriend said so

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think you should really talk about much of anything if I'm honest. Doesn't seem to be your strength. Maybe you should be a ronin of sorts instead of doing this.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok Black personhomosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that guy's skin looks different from mine, he must be inferior! look, the man in the funny white robes agrees with me!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Correct

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >evolution is real but it stops at the neck. jesus darwin the son of science said so himself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look man, I know you probably don't do a lot of thinking but if the first logical conclusion you come to when looking at this change isn't "the developer likely changed this for added contrast" you might not be cut out for this whole 'critique' thing. I don't think your point of view is particularly valuable if this is what it has to offer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy mother of cope

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Give me your cranial measurements you fricking hyperborean wind ape

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >from wmwf to wmbf
      even better

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    working on seemingly the most “woke” liveservice slop we’ve ever seen
    Dumbass

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i had no opinion because like you said people don't discuss it here, but now that you've shown me this screenshot i can say it looks like the product is designed for butch dyke Black person lesbians who roller derby

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not friends with weird troony homosexuals
    >can ignore all the shitty pronoun shit

    nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > inherit in-law that's friends with troony homosexuals
      > get to watch in real time as his meltdowns are slowly tearing his family apart

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coming Soon:
    Pronouns above the ingame model so you don't make misgendering call-outs whilst playing.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game itself looks fine, idk what the fuss is about

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Valve takes 10 years to make any game, when they started that shit, the idiots probably thought this wouldnt end in hellfire.
    Another game to the chopping block hahaha

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care anymore

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't make Half Life 3
    >doesn't make games for a decade
    >now releasing ESG slop that only SJWs on twitter will approve
    Gaming is dead holy shit

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don't woke people make their own games , instead of corrupting my beloved games
    >Ok cool they did it and I can safely ignore and nothing of value to me was lost
    It's a simple as that

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t believe anyone thinks this or Deadlock look cool. What has to happen in your life for that to be the case?

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both games look like shit.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is how the Marvel's GOTG sequel should have looked. The mocap is actually pretty good
    But in another unsurprising and commonly moronic sony move, they decided to chase a dead trend and yet again waste 100+M dollars on a game that is dead on arrival, and most likely a studio that will die a slow death post release
    How the frick do they greenlight these huge projects is beyond me. I can picture them in a shareholders meeting pitching this idea like it's the game that MILLIONS will try, and shilling every witty marvel tier joke as if will attract the zoomer crowd
    It's fricking disgusting. These shitty projects dying one after another will make it so that we'll never get an actual good game with a big budget ever again

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > it's a team based hero shooter with a colorful cast of characters

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gaystation one will die first but I hope both tank eventually.

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