Valve's Steam Deck

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    (you)

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tldr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You people still mad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wait you're the same dude? Holy shit lmao.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

      not sure what else to do with this, it's a shame we can't buy coloured replacement buttons yet or make custom trackpad stickers
      valve missing texture would look nice on the trackpads

      anyone found custom vinyl stickers yet? or is it probably easier to just get it printed and cut myself? its just a rounded square

      cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >babyhand racemixer in youtube didnt like it
      ok but what do (you) have against it?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexuals still seething because I would rather play 20 year old games on a linux machine than pozzed nuvidya on some gay console
    Neat.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Switch - 4W
    >Deck - 25W
    I think this everything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You could switch even to 3W on Deck if you would like to, it's customizable unlike gaming consoles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bugatti Veyron - 304mph
      >Ford Transit - 68 mph
      I think we all know who the winner is

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't buy one either if I was a jap. Shit is like $200 more expensive for no good reason

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not sure what else to do with this, it's a shame we can't buy coloured replacement buttons yet or make custom trackpad stickers
    valve missing texture would look nice on the trackpads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anyone found custom vinyl stickers yet? or is it probably easier to just get it printed and cut myself? its just a rounded square

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does it look better in person? because that pic looks like shit, especially the color.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it isn't as magenta as I would like, is slightly more colourful than my shit phone camera shows

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. Switch trannies just can't accept that their baby game machine is obsolete now.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    portable gaming consoles and consoles in general are for kids
    real men only play on PC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      False flag. I only play on pc and I'm stoked to play this on the couch while I watch football and kino. Laptop's are shit and I only use mine for work now.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    test

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shit's rough to use with my manhands, for tiny asian hands i can't imagine it feeling very ergonomic

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s fricking over deck bros… First Trump now Gabe… FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/valve-corp/totals?id=D000072028

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mine came in a couple of hours ago but I'm too tired from busting my ass at work for the past 11 hours to frick with it 🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >steamdeck so non-user friendly that it requires days of set-up before it's actually usable
      sad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, fren, I'm so fricking tired I'm worried I'll nod off and drop it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't work 9-5

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I run my own business, sometimes you have deadlines to meet

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure why Valve is marketing a handheld designed for large hands to a country of manlets. They should wait until there's a Deck Slim revision or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember a recent interview where they said they were really interested to hear how the Asian market responds to it especially the size. So a slim version might come slfirst before the Deck 2.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japan can't handle Gabe's girth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People think it's trying to step on nintendo's toes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It really isn't though. It's a backup plan in case Microsoft goes full shiczo and locks down Windows.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So how does releasing a portable gaymen pc fit into that plan?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Increasing Linux usage and getting more people comfortable with the idea of using something that isn't Windows.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It actually convinced me, sure it's not perfect but it's fricking close enough for my needs and if it means escaping Microsoft bullshit I'm all up for swapping to Linux.
              I'll probably keep using Win10 till support dies on my actual PC, but SteamOS is pretty much good enough for my needs so I'd happily swap to it in the future, especially if it improves.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah the whole point is to put a product out there that people are interested in to hold devs accountable for making their games work on Linux. It's genius. If your game isn't Deck Verified, you look like a shitter. So there's pressure to fix your shit or work with Valve to improve compatibility.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's right, you know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I want you to break the monopoly
      ??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        windows v linux obviously

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jap onions face... i hope this guy goes to the suicide forest.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          PUT
          ON
          THE
          FRICKING
          MASK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my deck plays games just fine. what does rich games mean? witcher 3 gets a solid 60fps for me and thats a normie loved game.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong thread lmao?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it scares away the gdp chinks spamming

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the appeal of the Steam Deck that it's a portable linux gaymen pc?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's pretty much a low budget gamer Laptop with Linux pre-installed, but with the form factor of an oversized tablet with a game controller permanently stuck to it.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TGS opens up to the public in the weekends.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    twitter literally being flooded with shit like this, actually almost feel bad for valve lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First big review in JP land is Washa and it got their approval
      Hard to gauge bird appli's response so far

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek why can valve never into messaging? This happened with everything they try to do. Everyone though steam machine was valve's entry into the console market. Everyone though steam controller was valve's own plug and play controller. Now everyone thinks the deck is valve trying to compete with the switch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nips were pretty mad at the price when it was revealed to be $50 more expensive than the american version. so maybe that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >nips were pretty mad at the price when it was revealed to be $50 more expensive than the american version. so maybe that?
        Ah, so they are too dumb to understand regional pricing and currency differences?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nobody wants to be israeliteed anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The only one doing the israeliteing right are nintendo (frick them in general, selling years old mobile shitware for hundreds of dollars, as well as drifting shit sticks for 70€), as well sony (increasing PS5 price everywhere, except burgerland. Really shows their market focus).

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The only one doing the israeliteing right are nintend
              the japanese don't really seem to agree. see

              even with "regional pricing" it is hiked
              they thought they could get away with the nintendo tax, you have to earn that.

              it's a price hike of $51 (64GB), $72(256GB) and $105(512GB)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          even with "regional pricing" it is hiked
          they thought they could get away with the nintendo tax, you have to earn that.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker fell for steam shilling
    >japs don't
    holy BASED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they're reacting the same way the west did when the deck dropped
      it's just a matter of people getting decks into their hands and the narrative changes immediately

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH ONO OHNOHNOH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We've been through this countless times, at 3x the price we should all bloody hope the Aya Neo is better than a Deck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly want an AYANEO air. It's actually portable and it runs windows. Super expensive for me though. $500 is steep.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and it's only better in other stuff, not raw performance

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I plan on dual booting Windows as soon as they release their dual boot wizard. It's always good to have more options.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There isn’t a single game worth playing that can’t run on my 1070ti at high settings and 60fps minimum

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You cherry picked posts that support your moronic, unwarranted Steam Deck hatred.

  25. 2 years ago
    Typical

    most of the arguments posted are full cope and max moronic lol
    mine is on the way and I have mad hypes
    switch sucks deep ass, its collected dust forever now besides the rare animal crossing the gf plays

    how does nintendo make a worse console each time ultrakek

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.famitsu.com/news/202209/16276183.html
    >famitsu hates it
    bros....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hate
      >read the article
      >they like it
      Uhhhh bro?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You lads do realize the Deck is already backlogged with preorders in Japan, right

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't the index sunlight resistant?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a vr headset, it's not the only one susceptible to it. You'd know if your only experience with VR wasn't $80 worth of cardboard

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this article is being spammed like a motherfricker by nips
    https://www.4gamer.net/games/999/G999902/20220916021/
    contrary to schizos in this thread, it's positive as frick

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >paid reviews are positive
    wtf no wayyyyy

    frick off.

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