>finally get enough infernal iron to fix her >realize i accidentally scared dammon into killing himself >reload two hours worth of progress to undo >see this
worth it
SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED
Karlach is strong womyn up until she isn't and she reveals herself as deeply sensitive and starved for basic interaction with another person and in the end is afraid of dying. She is also dumb as shit and only got 8 INT.
>everyone stands in awe/shock when friggin Elmenster walks into the camp to chat with Gale >Karlach just asks, "Awww, was that Gale's grandad?"
Givin me the diabetus, demon lady
i had to reload game because i killed to many of my companions because of how much degenerate they are. after ive killed fourth i gave up and stopped. karlach is pretty much the only (from act 1 companions) one that doesnt deserve to get killed. i have to put up with satanists such as shadow heart because i will miss out on content (ive killed astarion when i first met him for trying to extort me), so yeah having a nice a friendly companion that isnt the secret antichrist is nice.
Female characters =/= real women. Female characters can have all kinds of good qualities like bravery, loyalty, integrity, etc, that are never found in more than 0.00001% of women.
>bravery, loyalty, integrity, etc
Women can occasionally display all of these traits. The real issue with women is that they are incapable of consistently displaying these characteristics to the same degree as fictional women. Also women don't go through character arcs in the same way that fictional characters do. If you meet a woman in real life who is a slut who was abused as a child she's broken and you cannot save her the same way you could have fictional woman.
Calling Karlach a "strong woman" isn't that accurate. She's physically strong, yes, but completely lacks the odious characteristics usually associated with the fictional stereotype. If anything, she subverts it by being sweet and vulnerable.
>japan has shit taste
It's been true for more than 20 years newfag, I'm not surprised it's still true. Haven't you seen their fucking character popularity polls?
>Karlach for Durge because nothing redeems a murderhobo like a 8 INT heroic barbarian >Shadowheart and Lae'zel free to hook up with each other
I am fine with this.
Karlach isna brilliant bait and switch on Larian's part. The big red devil musclewoman who curses constantly and is a barbarian class is by FAR the most heavily good alignment companion, to where even somebody like me who only ever plays a good guy in CRPGS felt inadequate. She acts cute and nice, much nicer than the other fucking psychopaths and gay rapists you're saddled with, she even wants to protect scumfucks like Astarion even though he doesn't deserve it. Despite everything she simply feels like the most "normal" of all the party.
She's also the least jaded despite having been to hell. It's a nice idea but I can't make it feel real, she seems more like she came through a portal from the year 1996 than from the hell wars.
She's also the least jaded despite having been to hell. It's a nice idea but I can't make it feel real, she seems more like she came through a portal from the year 1996 than from the hell wars.
Wyll is definitely the most good aligned and east jaded of the entire cast.
>>bri'ish accent
Not a dealbreaker
millenial reddit lines
Haven't really noticed any.
, constant swearing
Nope >>le strong dommy mommy
She can be very soft and gentle. >>THAT fucking haircut
Doesn't bother me.
You must not actually use her in your party or even talk to her or you're just a liar. The latter of which is probably more likely since coomers live in alternate realities a lot of the times. You will refuse to see anything wrong with your "waifu".
>>THAT fucking haircut
when the fuck will you people shut up about sidecuts?
it's fine if you don't like it but you stubborn retards always act like it's the death knell for any female character being good. when in reality we've had: >Laura >Sombra >femV >Peppermint >and now Karlach
all of whom are decent coombait at worst and fucking outstanding at best.
meanwhile what the fuck games are you playing with shitty characters that have sidecuts? actually who is there? outside of a couple literal whos from games that are almost entirely forgotten?
I genuinely did a double take and then paused for a bit after he called my PC a cuck. It felt surreal.
He insults you no matter what choice you make as well
>tons of people on Ganker hated Karlach at first >now she's one of the most beloved companions >to the point where they patched in a new ending for her due to demand
Kino reception, to be honest. It's like a character arc of its own.
They were originally going to have such an ending, even if it was a Bad End; but Wizards said no.
Then Wizards quietly got rid of the Wall in 4e anyway.
From the fire? Probably, Karlach would likely still be warm to the touch though, she still produces body heat, the infernal engine hasn't replaced all her biological processes.
built for reverse-princess carry blowjobs
>spoiler
What the fuck? That's genius.
how would that work, can you illustrate it please
here you go hope this helps
That's hot as fuck, goddamn.
That's a bridal carry, not a princess carry.
Same shit different packaging.
>same shit
No, a princess carry is when you throw her over your shoulder.
no that's a fireman carry
princess and bridal are nigh identical
Fireman's is when you have them carried across both of your shoulders. Like a Torture Rack, except without trying to break their back.
Google princess carry to find that you are, in fact and not subject to opinion, wrong.
MODS
>reverse-princess carry blowjobs
Also called feedbag fellatio.
>even in karlachfag art shadowheart is the best
im embarrassed on your behalf
Lae*
this would be fantastic except for the amogus hairpin and waay to much makeup
GOD WILL FUCKING PAY FOR MAKING ME HORNY FOR TALLER WOMEN WHILE I'M 6'4"
manletbros we can't stop winning
>reverse-princess carry blowjobs
Built for cuddling and piggyback rides.
Damnit, came in thread to post The Mountain
All the BG3 girls are so fucking ugly. The fuck is wrong with Western devs?
I thought Karlach's model looks fine
She looks fine anime style, but ingame she's got that western manface
>3d = manface
I have nothing but pity for you asians
Her face looks good, she’s just big and tough but has the personality of a puppy
>Bear sex simulator appeals to the male fantasy
my ex girlfriend looked like karlach, what did I do wrong, Gankerros?
You took your meds and she disappeared. Happens everytime bro.
why do the animations look so stiff and janky? it looks like a 360 game ffs
*chair clattering*
>finally get enough infernal iron to fix her
>realize i accidentally scared dammon into killing himself
>reload two hours worth of progress to undo
>see this
worth it
>think I'm going to see this demon engine thing
>it's entirely off camera like a FFXIV cutscene
sorry this scene was shit
Men only want one thing.
>literally can't even keep the camera focused on the characters
SETTING A NEW STANDARD FOR RPGS
Yeah, it's kind of hilarious that people think BG3 can beat Starfield for GOTY.
Compare this to creepy perverts like Gale and Halsin. What was going on with this game? Were the writing team at war with one another?
there was one token straight man on the team
Considering all the characters but Shadowheart and Halsin are written by different people. Yes.
Also, Karlach was the only one written by an actual woman. That should tell you something.
I think I need a break from it all
I'm starting to feel really tired all the time
What happen of you're a Gnome midget?
>a peck on the lips because she'd crush his midget body in a hug
It's a dangerous game he's playing, but he's not going to quit.
>Shadow Heart, Halsin, Gale
>Creep gay bisexual rapist cuckold sharing fetisher
>Astarion
>Just gay homo toilet
>Karlach, Frog
>Normal heterosexual
>bisexual
>heterosexual
They're all playersexual, you lunatic. None of this matters, it's all in your head.
SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED GET KISSED
>just beat Gortash
>got her emotional breakdown scene
Why is this big red bitch so emotionally salient?
shes so annoying
i let her die at the end instead of going to hell with her lol
the purest ray of sunshine to ever pop out of the cesspit that is wegs
a karlach is fine too
post the vocaroos
Build for brap ai voiced porn
You know of any good AI voice synthesizers that are easy to train?
Post it
>futabait character
Its funny how a lot of men on Ganker say they hate women and then they always love these strong women types.
Karlach is strong womyn up until she isn't and she reveals herself as deeply sensitive and starved for basic interaction with another person and in the end is afraid of dying. She is also dumb as shit and only got 8 INT.
>everyone stands in awe/shock when friggin Elmenster walks into the camp to chat with Gale
>Karlach just asks, "Awww, was that Gale's grandad?"
Givin me the diabetus, demon lady
i had to reload game because i killed to many of my companions because of how much degenerate they are. after ive killed fourth i gave up and stopped. karlach is pretty much the only (from act 1 companions) one that doesnt deserve to get killed. i have to put up with satanists such as shadow heart because i will miss out on content (ive killed astarion when i first met him for trying to extort me), so yeah having a nice a friendly companion that isnt the secret antichrist is nice.
Female characters =/= real women. Female characters can have all kinds of good qualities like bravery, loyalty, integrity, etc, that are never found in more than 0.00001% of women.
>bravery, loyalty, integrity, etc
Women can occasionally display all of these traits. The real issue with women is that they are incapable of consistently displaying these characteristics to the same degree as fictional women. Also women don't go through character arcs in the same way that fictional characters do. If you meet a woman in real life who is a slut who was abused as a child she's broken and you cannot save her the same way you could have fictional woman.
we hate how much they mean to us, just like videogames
and we fucking HATE videogames
I love videogames. Don't speak for me you fucking retard.
Calling Karlach a "strong woman" isn't that accurate. She's physically strong, yes, but completely lacks the odious characteristics usually associated with the fictional stereotype. If anything, she subverts it by being sweet and vulnerable.
Cuddling with a girl that is significantly taller than you is incredible
Japan ships them.
>japan has shit taste
It's been true for more than 20 years newfag, I'm not surprised it's still true. Haven't you seen their fucking character popularity polls?
>Karlach for Durge because nothing redeems a murderhobo like a 8 INT heroic barbarian
>Shadowheart and Lae'zel free to hook up with each other
I am fine with this.
Too bad she doesn't look that cute in the game without mods.
Yes she does.
Built for reddit.
Torso to "Action figure-y" and wide. She needs a slightly smaller waist, wider hips, and larger breasts. Muscular is fine.
Karlach carries my team <3
Barb just seems like a shittier fighter most of the time, leading to Laezel being better than her for my party
Karlach isna brilliant bait and switch on Larian's part. The big red devil musclewoman who curses constantly and is a barbarian class is by FAR the most heavily good alignment companion, to where even somebody like me who only ever plays a good guy in CRPGS felt inadequate. She acts cute and nice, much nicer than the other fucking psychopaths and gay rapists you're saddled with, she even wants to protect scumfucks like Astarion even though he doesn't deserve it. Despite everything she simply feels like the most "normal" of all the party.
Wyll is more good than her. Nice writeup, retard.
wrong lorelet
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She's also the least jaded despite having been to hell. It's a nice idea but I can't make it feel real, she seems more like she came through a portal from the year 1996 than from the hell wars.
Wyll is definitely the most good aligned and east jaded of the entire cast.
whomst
she's cute plus she can be warm at winter.
They pussied out, should've been 100x uglier
Is this the same Lich Queen been around since the 3.5 days? I've been dealing with this fucking cunt since NWN2.
She's the only leader of theirs that side-stepped the whole succession thing by liching out and attempting godhood so yes.
>bri'ish accent
>shitty millenial reddit lines
>embarassing, constant swearing
>le strong dommy mommy
>THAT fucking haircut
>best girl
How
>>bri'ish accent
Not a dealbreaker
millenial reddit lines
Haven't really noticed any.
, constant swearing
Nope
>>le strong dommy mommy
She can be very soft and gentle.
>>THAT fucking haircut
Doesn't bother me.
You must not actually use her in your party or even talk to her or you're just a liar. The latter of which is probably more likely since coomers live in alternate realities a lot of the times. You will refuse to see anything wrong with your "waifu".
>>THAT fucking haircut
when the fuck will you people shut up about sidecuts?
it's fine if you don't like it but you stubborn retards always act like it's the death knell for any female character being good. when in reality we've had:
>Laura
>Sombra
>femV
>Peppermint
>and now Karlach
all of whom are decent coombait at worst and fucking outstanding at best.
meanwhile what the fuck games are you playing with shitty characters that have sidecuts? actually who is there? outside of a couple literal whos from games that are almost entirely forgotten?
It made better sense with her previous version that had scarring on that side of the face and scalp.
anon, that's a fucking demon
You mean teethling.
same thing
It's fine she ain't evil
no but she talks like a fucking retard and hate every word out of her mouth
My wife Shadowheart was definitely made for cuddling.
With Halsin while you cry in the corner
I genuinely did a double take and then paused for a bit after he called my PC a cuck. It felt surreal.
He insults you no matter what choice you make as well
He looks so disappointed in you. Why did you make him do this, cuck?
Yep, Shadowheart is a dumb baby who sharts her diapers while Karlach takes massive SHITS behind a bush
>all the love interest are bisexual (gay)
Yeah missed me with that chud shit.
https://vocaroo.com/14i1a6bewWJG
https://vocaroo.com/17blJzNPTXTC
https://vocaroo.com/16VJspnLcsBU
Have a laugh, soldier.
God dammit I got caught listening to this shit at work.
Someone is getting a promotion
To customer
that first one is genuinely funny
her farts should be way deeper
Imagine the smell
>tons of people on Ganker hated Karlach at first
>now she's one of the most beloved companions
>to the point where they patched in a new ending for her due to demand
Kino reception, to be honest. It's like a character arc of its own.
Shes still reddit incarnate. Ganker has just been as bad as reddit for years now
>hates incest
FUCK OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
hey buddy, the SHART thread is two doors down
>You...you are a...oh, I don't know any profanity. How embarrassing.
The cutest girl in Faerun. I hope NWN2 gets a remaster and we're allowed to tear down The Wall and suffer the inevitable consequences.
>tear down The Wall
Ao himself will die, and the multiverse will collapse. But the Wall will stand forever.
They were originally going to have such an ending, even if it was a Bad End; but Wizards said no.
Then Wizards quietly got rid of the Wall in 4e anyway.
And then everything was retconned with 5E and the Second Sundering. Wall still stands.
as long as you avoid those fire shooting ports on her shoulders.
>Doesn't leave you if you fuck Mizora.
Really quite fucked up.
To be fair, Mizora is just a cambion, not a real devil. It's okay to fuck her on the side.
Completely insufferable tumblr chick. Main reason Im looking forward to my evil run is to take her fucking head off
>t. Gale jealous he didn't get to fuck Tav
Why is all the porn either extremely low quality or AI trash?
snek
What a dork
She's so stupid looking, I love her.
Would it be worth the 3rd degree burns?
From what I've gathered her touch burns so wouldn't that be just a tad uncomfortable?
Chug a potion of flame resistance beforehand.
justin told me it's flame resistance not flame immunity so you'd still be taking damage
Depends on how much flame damage she does. If it's higher than the DR the potion gives you then you will take damage, if it's lower you feel nothing.
But will it take away all the warmth?
From the fire? Probably, Karlach would likely still be warm to the touch though, she still produces body heat, the infernal engine hasn't replaced all her biological processes.
Karlachfags dodged a bullet
that doesn't actually look any worse imo
Awful-awful taste
Post hand.