>Want to replay mass effect. >Horrible endings. >You HAVE to be a good boy

>Want to replay mass effect
>Horrible endings
>You HAVE to be a good boy
>You have to play as woman to romance Garrus
>Don't want to replay mass effect anymore

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Andromeda more

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You sand gay and deranged

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You HAVE to be a good boy
    What are you on about? Playing renegade is completely viable. That's all I do.
    Also who plays for the ending? We all know it's shit, just enjoy everything that comes before

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you not be gay on v please.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >actual homosexual

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you that gay lardo gay who posts about his husbandos and uses 'str8' constantly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No
      I honestly have no idea what you're talking about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Farquaad, you mean Farquaad.

      No
      I honestly have no idea what you're talking about

      Are you Farquaad little gaylet?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, Farquaad is a homosexual?
        And no, I'm not him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wait, Farquaad is a homosexual?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You have to play as woman to romance Garrus
    That's hot though
    Imagine being a paragon of humanity and cucking your entire race by taking the Big Bird wiener, when the wounds from the first contact war are probably still fresh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never thought about the FemshepXGarrus romance that way. Now I see why women love it.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >expecting any better after Mass Effect 2
    You get what you deserve

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I mean you don’t hAve to be a paragon. Most the time I pick renegade because killing Black folk like that Batarian in Mordins section will always be funny.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >install the romance mod
    >pick FemShep
    >have sex with all the female characters
    Now this is gaming.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pick FemShep

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ask me how I know you're trans

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just play the first one, the only good one, and pretend the other three abortions dont exist like a normal person

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to romance Garrus?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    paragon has the hardest morality check options in the game, why bother. Also ME2 is the best

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Legendary Edition
    >barely any graphical changes
    >each game weighs as much as the entire original trilogy
    Wanted to play this on the Steam Deck but the fricking game takes a fifth of the HDD.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any graphical changes
      not just that, ME1 looks worse due to the lighting changes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't, people here just memed on about the red light in the first planet.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    endings
    get over it already
    >>You HAVE to be a good boy
    you are a homosexual
    >>You have to play as a woman to romance Garrus
    you are a homosexual

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, havent played ME in forever. Maybe its time for another replay. Vanguardchads where you at?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, i miss times when games werent for homosexuals and woman

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Modders will fix it

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replay 2 as a stand-alone game and ignore the over-arching plot.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MaleShep/Ashley is the only canon romance.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't play it yet so no idea what OP is talking about, but while on the topic, is the Legendary Edition on PC any good? Should I buy it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's 3 games in one so it's worth it. ME3 is missing the multiplayer though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine and works well out of the box.
      ME3 had a bunch of moronic bugs like characters would sometimes randomly just T-pose and you could only run backwards but I don't remember if shit like that was present in the original version or not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, it's just the most convenient way to play all 3 games and dlc. I don't see the point to play the originals, and I have played the OG plus dlc at the time

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whoever appears in the white armor to talk to you in the beginning of ME2 is the canon romance

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>You have to play as woman to romance Garrus
    Wow very chuddy of bioware in current year

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason I want to frick Garrus is because I fricking hate "human with different skin types" aliens

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why I could never get into star trek. I get that it was limited by it's time but still

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