WarioWare

What does she see in Cricket, bros?

And how are you guys enjoying Move It?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It seems fun, but i has never been fan of the games, may pirate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's one of those games that should be $30 because you are either a cavement dweller who finishes it in 15 hours and become unbeatable if you had friends to play it with.
      Or someone actually plays it as a party game like twice

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cavement dweller who finishes it in 15 hours
        It's closer to a tenth of that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I meant generally speaking Wario Ware and Rhythm Heaven.
          It may entertain you for 10-20 hours at best.
          Neither the technology nor the amount of minigames increased notably.
          At least 3ds games were usually cheaper

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rhythm Heaven is a lot longer and better than WarioWare

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everything in warioware offensively ugly?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is new trend of autism over the internet of pretending to not understand that ugliness is used for comedy?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that is not generic anime is wrong for these people.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If anything, things got generally cuter over time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. People like that are why every character in Psychonauts 2 looks like a muppet instead of man made horrors beyond my comprehension.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wants an attractive little girl character

      Uhhhh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wario came out of the fugly era of Mario, smw/gen 4. While Mariovers has never been quite as ugly as it was in those days, but Wario's identity is rooted in that fugly era.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only the guys are ugly in Warioware except Cricket

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spitz is cute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >overgrown school kid has mad rapping and retro-gaming skills
        >he loves to play with his pint-size pal 9-volt
        Literally me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5-volt is cute and you're a homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what happened to the theory that Lulu = Wario's daughter.

      Why do you write exaggerated sentences?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What’s your favorite Warioware Art Style?

      Mines is: OG > Gold (Current) > Game and Wario

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Game & Wario was literally just Rhythm Heaven with Wario, new wario is fine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How it gods name can you think Gold Kat and Ana are better than Game and Wario's style

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          their eyes having pupils and not just being a black dot

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Weak. Solid black is perfectly fine.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >proving my point

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like another anon said they just Rhythm Heavenified the cast in G&W and I just think it’s soulless, it even carried over to Smash 4

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kat and Ana look so fucking ugly in Brawl's art style

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah that gold style they are using now is definitely an improvement over G&W

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        artstyle and character design really changed alright.
        Do you think the modern designs are too simplified now?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't Ashley meant to chubby in-canon?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Isn't Ashley meant to chubby in-canon?
            no. she never was in any design

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think so but it makes sense since her microgames and story usually involves food so does Kat & Ana, they sure love their hungry e-bois

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't dislike it, I just kind of wish it messed with the style a bit more between iterations. Very similar from Gold to MI.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really like how Touched! Character artwork had them all shifted like the linear layer was moved.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for me, best designs are

        >Mona, G&W
        >Kat & Ana, OG
        >Ashley, GOLD
        >Penny, GOLD
        >5-Volt, GOLD

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Penny and Ashley looked more like teenagers, now they were e-boified to the extreme for some reason. It doesn't look weird but I was ok with their height. Maybe it's just the art style being super chibi.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want Penny's old suit with the new artstyle, not really a fan of whatever she is wearing under the coat, though I get it as she is Crygor's grandchild.
        Also is it me or do the e-bois have bigger heads than the adults?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        artstyle and character design really changed alright.
        Do you think the modern designs are too simplified now?

        >Isn't Ashley meant to chubby in-canon?
        no. she never was in any design

        goddammit, ashley sexo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every game before Gold >>>>>>>>>>>> Gold >everything after Gold

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kosan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your mom is ugly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would you say that about lulu

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The forms are not very helpful in determining what to do. This game needed like 3 more forms.

    The camera for hand model never detects anything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it does, you're using the wrong distance.

      Some of the ones like Ashley's where you're supposed to water flowers just does not fucking work. The motion won't register.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely thought there'd be other grips or something but it was the same all the way through, hold them like a detonator for pretty much all but three or four forms.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hand Model suuuuucks.
    Better multiplayer than GiT though. Hilariously fun.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys realize that Ashley has actually gone through puberty right?

    She is just short and the art style makes everyone look younger.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know this, they just like anything they can say is a toddler because virgins.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, there are dick pics in hand model already or not?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because her other options are
    >Wario, her eternal rival
    >lanky 60s loving hippy
    >old Asian man
    >short fat bald grandpa
    >a cat who can’t speak
    >a muscular dog
    >a fat dog
    >a subservient devil
    >a robot
    >a tiny AYYLMAO
    >a child with the body of the man who is already property of some street thug teen
    >a boy her age who cares more about vidya than girls
    >a handsome, polite and fit young man who knows martial arts so can defend her

    The question isn’t why Lulu likes Cricket, it’s why all the other girls aren’t thirsty for him too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She can go after Joe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s why all the other girls aren’t thirsty for him too
      We got Cicada this game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who's the fat dog

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mona's simp.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS HE?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is not real anon, he can only exist inside videogames

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Banned for leaking classified internal information from Nintendo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Move it's pretty nice, I think I for the most part have the microgames down though I can imagine struggling at higher speeds

      unlock every microgame

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all of the warioware girls are very plapable, specially 5-volt

        Cute 5-Volt Feet!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does joycon drift make this game unplayable? That's the only thing stopping me from getting a copy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game doesn't use the analog sticks during the minigames, so it's really not a concern.
      The only issue is that depending on how crazy you go with the motions the gyroscope might lose calibration, but it resets for every minigame so it's not that big of a problem overall.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love it.
    Motion controls have issues, but this is exactly the kind of whimsical craziness I love about Wario Ware. Figuring out what kind of silly movement I need to perform in the couple of seconds I have before being jettisoned into another minigame is exactly what I love about Wario Ware, and the 3DS game and Get It Together just don't cut it in comparison. It's so creative about it too.

    The only things I might complain about are that it just doesn't have the treasure trove of weird extraneous stuff Touch It! had, and I preferred the surreal weirdness of the early games where you didn't get voiced cutscenes.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i lik criket

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think lulu is the correct amount of ugly cute but I'm honestly not sure what the fuck she's supposed to add to the warioware roster, she feels like something that they came up with as wario's daughter but got quickly shifted into a roll that feels more minor than any of the other characters.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she just exists to be a reference to balloon kid

      i THINK the guy who made warioware or the artist did balloon kid so thats why

      she plays exactly like balloon trip in get it together

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i need art of lulu pretending to swim in that fish

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey I recognize those 4 colors!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE

        man I loved Balloon Kid

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think lulu is the correct amount of ugly cute but I'm honestly not sure what the fuck she's supposed to add to the warioware roster, she feels like something that they came up with as wario's daughter but got quickly shifted into a roll that feels more minor than any of the other characters.

        What Lulu debuted in the 2000s?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whats with the sperm in the background and why isnt it in her pussy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lulu isn't in move it nearly enough thinking about it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's the most relevant person in her village, just like Wario's the most relevant person in his city. It's called drawing a parallel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. We already have two young small girls acting as heroes, we didn't need another. Guess they just wanted a character to represent Gold to stick with them since Wario Deluxe is also her stage technically

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They could of just made her like Wario's niece if they were too pussy enough to make him have a daughter

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Implying any kind of immediate relation at all that isn't brothers (Mario Bros. etc) is usually too convoluted for Mario and adjacent settings

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had some friends over last night and we enjoyed it way more than we thought. Multiplayer was a little lacking but the ones they have are fun. Better than GiT and SM

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cricket is for Ashley.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao i was actually going to post the exact same thing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Next game will just be Cricket's growing harem vying for his attention

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can see cricket running to Ashley's mansion just to escape all his fangirls

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love funny fartman.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post yfw this guy showed up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rhythm Heaven and Wario Land are both so dead that the WarioWare dev team are just including characters from them in their games now
      I love all three series but this kinda stings. Better then never seeing them again, though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On the bright side, this could lead to more crossovers between the three. Rhythm Ware could be an actual game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any day now Greenfistbros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I loved it. It opens the door to more WL characters jumping aboard. Princess Shokora never ever

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mona might be her descendant or something.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ahem about that

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Ahem [HEADCANON]
            ok

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah thats what a theory is

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just think it's a dumbass hypothesis written by a dumbass

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can see her returning in cat form

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is she from?

      Also is anyone else getting too old for these games? my shoulder hurts from doing the sky reacher games from Mona

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're both from a mini game in rhythm heaven fever, funny thing, I was wondering "I wonder if they'll ever do anything with that girl" mere seconds before she showed up in the game

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cricket is? I thought he was from wario since smooth moves

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my mistake, smooth moves released before rh fever, only the girl is from rhythm heaven, but he does show up in the game

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I may have worded that weirdly, lemme rephrase, cricket is from smooth moves, you're right, but the girl is from rhythm heaven fever, they were both in a mini game together

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she also cameos in gold, so this was her third appearance

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she also cameos in gold, so this was her third appearance

                they're both from a mini game in rhythm heaven fever, funny thing, I was wondering "I wonder if they'll ever do anything with that girl" mere seconds before she showed up in the game

                Interesting
                Same people make both games?

                Also does anyone know if the game where you smack the snowball with your butt to create the snowman, is the second version of the games snowman a Rudy reference? or am i reaching

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, they're both made by the same team, characters from the other series tend to cameo a lot

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cicada is a little more obscure even too since she only showed up in an unlockable multiplayer-only endless minigame.

                she also cameos in gold, so this was her third appearance

                I think she cameos in GiT too in one of the unlockable artworks so this is like her 4th appearance in a Warioware game

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all of the warioware girls are very plapable, specially 5-volt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason, I always ship 5-Volt with Dribble.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hhahaha wario ware:shove it up ya own ass lmao
    hahahaha

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you don't shove it properly the game is lost

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you don't shove it properly the game is lost

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the verdict on GiT vs MI? Move It seems to be lacking almost anything outside of the story mode for single player.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Id say GiT is more for veteran Wario Ware players. I show off these games to groups of friends. GiT Is very hard to learn if every person in the room didnt play the single story content.
      MI is more casual and easy to pick up. Seems to focus more on 2 player games but the 4 player games they do have are great and easy to learn and an overall better game and improvement to SM

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can hear the song from your pic related

        ?si=A06qwkXWmOc2K6BX

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the more I get into the groove of the microgames the more I'm into it
      GiT is cool but I will admit getting bad matchups is annoying when trying to get a good score in all mixed up
      My only big issue which isn't really the game itself is that my joycons keep randomly disconnecting even though I didn't use these things that much since I got a pro controller

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MI is way better than GiT.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been playing this on yuzu using real joycons, the IR camera games don't work, does yuzu even support IR camera for real joycons?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you do multiplayer in the Mario 64 DS microgame, Luigi shows up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baby Luigi shows up in SNES Yoshis Island in 2 player as well

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not validating the giga leak is probably the only reason they used the DS version here over the original with the leaked Luigi model.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DSL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lose to an oversized elementary student in a rap battle
      >Hang out with the group but never actually make games
      She's entering the Joe Zone

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i want to enter her joe zone if you know what im sayin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna try doing AI of 13 Amp, I feel like she doesn’t get enough art

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can i play with one joycon for each player in multiplayer o do I need two?
    Considering buying this for my gaming night and I only have four joycons.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you need 2 joycons per person

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for 2 player, you need 4 joycons and the 4 player one, everyone uses 1 each. Theres no reason to have more than 4 for this game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could always ask for people to bring their own joycons if they own a switch. Especially since drift won't be problem since joysticks aren't required

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, they started dating after the interview?

    WHORE!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, everyone pretty much agrees they fucked.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the sex sounds

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine the sex sounds

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's fucking minuscule

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >resume
    >Waluigi 2000,07,21
    >career
    >Winner of Tennis Tour

    Waluigi trying to get a job at Warioware inc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      huh it makes sense that wario is korean if mario originates from japan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I find it funny that Waluigi is such a sleezeball not even Wario wants to hire him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >birthdate is the release day of Mario Tennis
      >it's actually reasonable for him in a current day setting even beyond the reference
      Stop reminding me about the passage of time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I find Waluigi attractive, what's wrong with me?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Sal Out make a cameo anywhere?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From what ive seen, no
      I beat the game and most modes but i dont hae every game or mode unlocked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any other favorite Warioware Girls?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://nitter.net/Sinomario1987/status/1721003001287196923#m

    https://nitter.net/Sinomario1987/status/1721046077598802294#m

    JP wario discussion is pretty similar to ours

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the balloons look like sperm in the background

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley! Ashley! Ashley!

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She should kiss Ashley

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... I fucking love the Warioware world and characters so much.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's why it sucks we get so little of them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes it agony that each entry barely gives us what amounts to one small scene for each character/team + group events.

      My kingdom for a Wario RPG

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It probably won't happen, now that we've got a TTYD remake coming, but fug. Take the Warioware aesthetic, make all the main characters party members, and use Paper Mario as a baseline for gameplay, and you'd have something fantastic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Somehow, I imagine a Warioware RPG would go crazy with lots of different mechanics for fights so one might be like Fire Emblem moving units on a grid while another is a beat em up that just has Exp gained for defeating opponents. Also strange status effects like Pixelation, Upside-down, Zombie, and Wario. Wario himself has a weakness to all status conditions, but absurd defenses. And maybe someone will try catching enemies, but not sure if should work.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A decent compromise I've thought of would be if stages in a future game were hosted by duos, like Ashley & Penny, Cricket & Lulu, and/or stuff more out of left field like Crygor & Jimmy, 5-volt & Orbulon, fun stuff like that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's why it sucks we get so little of them

      It makes it agony that each entry barely gives us what amounts to one small scene for each character/team + group events.

      My kingdom for a Wario RPG

      If dubs, Wario Kart as a Switch 2 launchh title

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice get, would main 18-Volt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes it agony that each entry barely gives us what amounts to one small scene for each character/team + group events.

      My kingdom for a Wario RPG

      A decent compromise I've thought of would be if stages in a future game were hosted by duos, like Ashley & Penny, Cricket & Lulu, and/or stuff more out of left field like Crygor & Jimmy, 5-volt & Orbulon, fun stuff like that

      Does anyone else feel the Warioware cast felt more disconnected from Wario than usual? Like with Gold, Wario brought everyone together to hold a gaming tournament, GiT they all worked in Wario’s building and got sucked into a game machine and they all worked together to get out, but this feels like Wario was barely in this vacation he won and focused more on everyone else. He was only in the beginning/end of it and a short cameo in the Crygor story.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually don’t mind that, I mean it is a vacation and they don’t always have to be glued to each other

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which wariowares have the best and weakest boss microgames?

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna say it.
    Sex. With Lulu. Lulusex mating press creampie all night.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon that's a child out 10 suddenly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's a fanfic about it but i don't think it has the press

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't believe they put a surfshark ad in the game

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Him inside of her

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to eat all the berries.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he only needed one. She just wanted to turn him into a giant monster.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well he didn't like that. For a demon he is less fucked in the head than her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont wanna

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone have the track that plays during this stage? It's catchy

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All mixed up didn't unlock for me and I heat Megamuscles. What am I missing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get 4400 points

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how are you guys enjoying Move It?
    Eh, the controls feel like they mess up more compared to Smooth Moves and some of the poses are annoying to pull off like the squat and the "put your controllers on the ground"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we knew ever since HotD remake that the joycons aren't even half as good as the wiimotes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the joycons aren't even half as good as the wiimotes
        Without a sensor bar to help with pointing yeah, but the gyro is slightly better or on par with motionplus I think

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me what character you would want to fuck the most because thats what we all really want to discuss

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's got her hair tied up in braids

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just like her

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how am i supposed to emulate this

    someone upload all ashley scenes and games

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will remind you all today

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eggman?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only baby Mario and baby Luigi made sense but Nintendo had to go full retard with the baby thing for some reason.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw never ever

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        baby peach is a separate character and baby daisy only exists because wii was gonna be like dd at one point
        so baby peach needed a partner(even though toadsworth was right fucking there but i digress)
        baby rosa has no reason to exist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still miss old style Orbulon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's actually shrinking until his untimely implosion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it fucking sucks that any mainline mario game is stuck with the stupid toads, yoshis and princess', wish they'd use more characters even if they're from spin offs, fucking hate nintendo for this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo should be more like SNK with it’s King of Fighters games or something

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never forget Nintendo prioritized the babies since day 1

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ugh

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    worst character in the entire series

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. That answer will always be Orbulon. Not because he is a bad character but because he always gets the worst microgames

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was fine in Twisted

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She got ate by a fish.

    Do warioware characters not age? Its been about a decade since she was introduced.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In an ideal world.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cractus's Japanese name being slightly different in Move It is interesting, since that implies this is a different guy from the one in WL4. Or, he re-incarnated for whatever reason.
    Personally, any Cractus that drools and looks like a smug fuck is a good enough Cractus to me. I love this guy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cractus' son/spawn that sprouted in the islands, also named Cractus.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So if I unlock all the minigames and the dishwashing thing is that it? 100%? Feels like there was more in Get it Together with the whole second half of the story thing being postgame.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jimmy's boss game can go fuck itself.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.nintendo.com/jp/switch/a9qea/index.html

    JP WarioWare: Move It! site

    and they have a random link to masks of Ashley and Red

    https://www.nintendo.com/jp/switch/a9qea/assets/pdf/mask_ashley-red.pdf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo knows she's popular
      >3DS themes
      >Halloween rep a few years ago
      >Still won't put WarioWare characters in Kart/Party/Sports
      >Still only Wario in Smash
      come the fuck on

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and they have a random link to masks of Ashley and Red
      You unlock a 2p mirror game when you beat the story, go back to the main menu and it'll pop up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Only have 1 set of joycons
        >I'll never even be able to open the fucking 2P games
        Why is there no 1P VS CPU on these damn things

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That one might surprise you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo knows she's popular
      >3DS themes
      >Halloween rep a few years ago
      >Still won't put WarioWare characters in Kart/Party/Sports
      >Still only Wario in Smash
      come the fuck on

      Reminder that Ashey is the only character to have gotten specifically highlighted on Nintendo's social media during the marketing of this game

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was technically for Halloween. NoA used generic Mario art.

        That one might surprise you.

        Surprise me.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like I said go back to the main menu after beating the story.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, what about it. The 2P games have a crossed out symbol.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Even the new mirror that popped up?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I'm retarded. I kept going back to the story map.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NoA used generic Mario art
          They actually did post the Ashley tweet too

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Reminder that Ashey is the only character to have gotten specifically highlighted on Nintendo's social media during the marketing of this game

            blow into the mic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the name of the artist?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ko Takeuchi

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

      [...]
      Reminder that Ashey is the only character to have gotten specifically highlighted on Nintendo's social media during the marketing of this game

      They must know this game's audience

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dribble and Spitz boss microgame completely fucked for anyone else? I've had very occasional light issues with motion but their boss is completely fucked. Holding the joycon in massage fucks the motion completely, I can get away with holding them like pointers but left/right is reversed. Then after I kill the first wave of enemies the game is signaling me to hold them in massage form again and it won't proceed once I'm holding them like that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like the Wii version, some of the games just don't fucking work no matter how much room or waving you do. It's pure fucking luck.

      >and it won't proceed once I'm holding them like that.
      Did you try pressing in the triggers?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you try pressing in the triggers?
        Think I did, now I'm questioning it and I'm not sure lmao. I'll try it again later and see.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't bought it yet-- does she get her own games or is she relegated to side character

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her, 5, and 13-volt just exist as extensions of 9-volt. Ideally they should have each of them focus on a different generation of Nintendo stuff but nooooooooo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn. missed opportunity

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally
      >Top 4
      Nintendo's heavy hitters
      >Bottom 4
      IPs that had recent releases

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is Splatoon really that much of a heavy hitter? You'd think it was FE given how overrepresented it is in Smash.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

          Splatoon sold 4 million on the fucking Wii U, an unproven IP on a dead console, and is now outselling what most of other Nintendo's IPs ever did.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You wanna hear something funny as shit?

            Castlevania, Street Fighter and Final Fantasy not only have more characters than Sonic but also Splatoon

            Fucking Kek Sakurai really underestimated Splatoon in not giving it Octoling as an Echo

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              inkling could have been smash 4 DLC but they believed more in fates

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                corrin being announced before the games even dropped in america was certainly a mistake

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fire Emblem hate and vitriol in Smash being completely avoided and never existing
                Ohhh how I wish things were different

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          splatoon in 3 games has outsold every main FE game combined

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Excluding the gachashit I'm assuming...?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes. if you have to resort to gacha shit to justify your IP. that's just sad

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Splatoon definitely deserves more reps next smash

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what moveset potential does a new splatoon rep have

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              inkling in splatoon is splatoon 1 rep only
              We have enough new weapons to make a new move set.

              besides. inkling in Smash is not that great to start with.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And to add on to this anon’s point, Fire Emblem started in Smash with not just Marth but also Roy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wario getting a sub site is nice at least.

      here are the first 8 Warioware characters Wario introduced with character pages

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pennychads we're in!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao fuck Dribble, Spitz, Kat, Ana, Orbulon, and the Volt family apparently.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fact: if you were not in this game you are NOT a real Wario Ware character.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Menu music is fucking amazing for no reason

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wario does say he will add more later

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.nintendo.com/jp/character/wario/index.html

        every character page has info , profile , VA and voice clips

        https://www.nintendo.com/jp/character/wario/assets/sounds/member/wario/Wario_01.wav

        https://www.nintendo.com/jp/character/wario/assets/sounds/member/wario/Wario_02.wav

        https://www.nintendo.com/jp/character/wario/assets/sounds/member/wario/Wario_03.wav

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.nintendo.com/jp/character/wario/assets/sounds/member/ashley/Ashley_01.wav

          https://www.nintendo.com/jp/character/wario/assets/sounds/member/ashley/Ashley_02.wav

          https://www.nintendo.com/jp/character/wario/assets/sounds/member/ashley/Ashley_03.wav

          JP Ashley voice kinda reminds me of Kanna from dragon maid

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I LOVE ASHLEY!
            I LOVE ASHLEY!

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >never got her own Smash Bros roster slot
    >never got her own Mario Kart roster slot
    >never got her own video game
    >never got her own marketable plush
    >never got her own marketable figure
    >never got her own sub-franchise
    >never got her own full-length movie or cameo appearance where she's voiced by Jenna Ortega
    I really wish things were different

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >into the cum jar she goes
      >summons cum monster
      >SUMMONS CUM MONSTER?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      got her own marketable plush
      got her own marketable figure
      Sure, everything else you are just too much of a e-boicon to realize she isnt any more special than the rest of the WW crew

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she isnt any more special than the rest of the WW crew
        then why did the fuck was there so much Badge Arcade shilling

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >never got her own Smash Bros roster slot
      No actual fighter but she still got a hell of a lot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sakurai made a grim mistake selecting Isabelle over Ashley for the AT promotion

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Warioware Gold came out around the same damn time as Smash Ultimate DLC speculation too but they were probably working on the DLC around that time. But still, that did not stop Byleth whose game came out way after Warioware Gold.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What a shit year for games

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              hunt down the freeman came out that year so it was pretty tight

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Truth is, it's always easier to make clones (even when they Luigify them) than make new movesets from scratch. Besides, Isabelle had pretty much become the mascot of Animal Crossing by the start of Ultimate's development, while barely anyone except for Warioware fans knows who Ashley is

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone can chop her out for a meme template.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My small Ashley altar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are my brother in Ashley. Where'd you get the stand? Do you have the Club Nintendo cleaning cloths too?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had the stand custom made in Aliexpress.
        >Cleaning cloths
        No. Not really interested in it to be honest. I'd love to have the original DS era Keychains however.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'd love to have the original DS era Keychains however.
          Those are really easy to find, only problem is they always, ALWAYS are shipped from Taiwan and something about that is weird to me.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I need to order one. I don't mind if it's from there as long as it doesn't cost me a leg.

            >tfw this will forever be the only Warioware merch line they make because Nintendo hates the series

            that Jimmy looks cool. I might need the whole set actually.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s Beautiful!

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Took the GiT chibis
    >And actually gave them the Move It outfits
    sweet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There must be a way to unlock Pyoro or something. That open spot is bothersome.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You get used to it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't an anon in this thread say to unlock every microgame?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no 13-amp
      sad

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or is sky reacher so fucking inconsistent?

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Some based japanese started to upload a lot of Ashley, Penny and Roll games in the DoujinSoft store

    whoever you are, thank you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You can actually play them with a cursor
      Holy fuck
      https://diy.tvc-16.science/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sauce

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tfw they'll never bring this back I really wish nintendo would just embrace their autistic community

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure Nintendo wants to be on news station about their endorsement of pedophilia

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Woomy!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i guess Wario ware DIY will never truly die

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it sucks that the search function on this sucks so much ass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn’t find this on the website but wow I’m impressed D.I.Y still lives on somehow, it will never die!

      https://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm19933002

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now i'm curious. post some gifs or webms

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley was not amused

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw this will forever be the only Warioware merch line they make because Nintendo hates the series

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not even a biker Wario amiibo

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you could have any Warioware Amiibo which one would you have?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck Amiibo, I want Jakks Pacific WarioWare figures
                If Sonic can deliver decent quality figures for obscure characters like Omega, Cream the Rabbit, fucking ESPIO, then I can have Ashley right?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no Ashley or Penny Nendoroid because Good Smile is going for western meme shit now

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good Smile is pumping out a bunch of trendy AND niche Japanese shit. What are you on about?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he's just butthurt that wario doesn't matter when it comes to merch

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dood why the fuck would goodsmile go for small bones like warioware. also warioware IS westernshit in style right now. wtf?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also fuck Good Smile for doing flavor of the month Fire Emblem protagonist, seems like they only did Fem Shitleth just because Nintendo didn’t do it with the Amiibo.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shitleth is popular

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                honestly. getting any Warioware merch nowadays would be a miracle

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Keyed

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I drew 5-volt in a bikini yesterday, cause the game doesn't give hercor Penny a fucking swimsuit, which kinda sucks dick. Might draw her later again

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe it's just me but it seems Warioware Move it! is getting more interest than Get It Together! overall

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Move it is a traditional warioware game. Get it together, while still good, felt more like a spinoff with the whole pseudo platformer thing it had going on.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They fucking MASSACRED my boy.
    Nu Wario Ware art is soulless as fuck.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to play Gold because it has two of my favorite modes (Splitscreen, Wario Interrupts)
    >3DS is breaking in 5 different ways so any of the Mash games are a cointoss if they require movement

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite side mode in Gold has to be Sneaky Gamer. I boot the game up from time to time just to play it. Really great way to bring back the best Game & Wario game

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Works for the man who stole from her village
    I mean yeah I guess that could be said for everyone, but the others knew him long before the company started

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one is most likely to show up in Smash 6 if Sakurai actually does have Warioware in mind for a second roster spot?
    >Ashley
    >Mona
    >Jimmy
    >Penny
    >9-Volt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ashley for sure

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fucking imagine if Smash 6 opened with Ashley

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >imagine if Smash 6 opened with Ashley
          Nah Ashley isn't that big of a reveal for the initial announcement, they need something on the same level as Inkling.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sadly. Nintendo has no big new IP this time to open it

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Metroid wasn't a big new IP. They just need to pick another character that will make 1000 fat guys point behind them. Waluigi, probably.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or maybe a big third-party pick like Sonic and Snake.

                sadly. Nintendo has no big new IP this time to open it

                >Nintendo has no big new IP this time to open it
                Ring Fit Adventure?
                Or is that too close to Wii Fit Trainer?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ring Fit Adventure?
                i guess that's the closest thing they have.

                >Or is that too close to Wii Fit Trainer?
                my thought too. can have different moves but concept is very similar

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Waluigi is the only one I can think of that could open the next smash with a bang, unless Nintendo does something nobody would even guess or think of to be possible

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My reaction if they opened up Smash 6 with Ashley as one of the newcomers in a montage ala Brawl did with Meta Knight, Pit, ZSS and Wario

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Ashley AND Penny revealed together
            I'd cry if Ashley got to bring her girlfriend to Smash too

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Either that or Geno brings Mallow with him

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what a weird fucking frog, i never understood this game or its characters

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ashley if you want to just take in popularity, Mona if they wanted to choose an OG who's the closest to being the 'main girl' of the series
      I'd pick Mona but that's me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why not both?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ashley and Red, in a similar way like Rosalina and Luma

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I hate Rosalina being in Smash, she stole Ashley's gimmick.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she stole Ashley's gimmick.
          Fake popularity because people assumed she was in Brawl since her theme song got posted onto the website before people realized Brawl had a 200 song OST?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she stole Ashley's gimmick.
          Fake popularity because people assumed she was in Brawl since her theme song got posted onto the website before people realized Brawl had a 200 song OST?

          >Sakurai has not much Wario love so don't expect anything.
          This. It'd be some curveball that doesn't really please anyone except himself.

          >Sakurai has not much Wario love so don't expect anything
          Fuck that cuck and his 900 anime swordhomosexuals.

          Never forget what happened 10 years ago

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >We know Sakurai doesn't pay attention to online reactions
            >He doesn't read how much people fucking hate Assist Trophies
            >Like completely, no one fucking likes them and people took the Bomberman one as an actual insult
            >He'll happily keep "adding" characters using them

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >He doesn't read how much people fucking hate Assist Trophies
              Oh he knows, he just doesn't care and will continue to add characters people want as assist trophies until they stop turning items off when they play Smash.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But God forbid people but the subspace emissary cutscenes on YouTube because people but fucking everything on YouTube, out of touch chink.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just want a proper Adventure Mode, man, World of Light being a bunch of pseudo event matches was lame as shit. When does the semi-beat 'em up stuff come back?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you watched Sakurai’s video on Ultimate he mentions that Melee’s Adventure mode gets tedious and old the more you do BUT, in my opinion I don’t think so because Melee only has 26 characters compared Ultimate’s whooping 89, I still haven’t beat Ultimate’s classic mode with every character because even that got tiring too and some characters are totally unfun to play as.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Glownaggers don't want you to know this but Subspace Emissary happened because it's actually a recycled Kirby GCN

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >He doesn't read how much people fucking hate Assist Trophies
              Oh he knows, he just doesn't care and will continue to add characters people want as assist trophies until they stop turning items off when they play Smash.

              the fucked up thing is that adding so many fighter-like characters as Assist Trophies has made the item too broken, ironically enough. it's way too easy to double or even triple team opponents with the character-like assists, they should've kept them all only doing one thing like Pokeball summons do

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >He doesn't read how much people fucking hate Assist Trophies

              It also doesn’t help that you can turn them off too, if they were integrated more into the gameplay and more involved they would feel like a bit of a middle finger. There’s gotta be a way to make them more involved, I’m thinking make it like MVC1 special partners, basically you summon an Assist Trophy a limited amount of times in the whole match until you can’t summon them anymore until the next match.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                would be cool for adding some combo depth to nu-smash, but it would make the gameplay too "brain-wrinkled" for sakurai to greenlight it
                it's meant to be a party game at the end of the day

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People would cry foul over such a gimmick and neglect it, like how final smashes had the option to be a simplified meter in Ultimate

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Assist Trophes are basically
                >yeah we know this character is popular but we're not going to bother with them
                since Brawl

                it woudn't be so bad if you can atleast play as AT as a feature and if AT had Amiibos for the fans

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bloody fucking hell! Assist Trophy Amiibos would sell just as well as playable fighter amiibos!

                Massively missed opportunity, you could even be funny with a friend and tap that AT Amiibo to summon them even with items off

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ashleypedos get what they deserve.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly agree that Ashley deserved more than Rosalina that was in like one fucking game and didn't do anything.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nintendo's Lightning

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s any of their FE characters

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Literally Wario himself.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It’s actually funnier how Rosalina got before even Daisy, I still wish she got in as early as Melee that way she’d slowly evolve into her own character like Dr. Mario, Falco and other Melee Clones

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the galaxy games used to be their crowning achievements, though

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Even fucking Delzthin kept Rosalina in his “Reboot of Smash” and I’m dumbfounded by that because Galaxy is long past us and is completely irrelevant now, I can see Nintendo pushing Pauline in Smash as the premier new Mario rep.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >because Galaxy is long past us and is completely irrelevant now,
                But Ness and Lucas can stay? All the Fire Emblem reps that aren't a part of [current release]?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and is completely irrelevant now
                If relevancy mattered, the vast majority of Smash characters would get the boot.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nintendo is obviously all about advertising most recent thing, check this out

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >when people were coping that they weren't going to add byleth in the season passes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oatchi may be predictable but he's the second rep that Pikmin desperately needs, I'll be very happy for his inclusion

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                still 4 fire emblem character
                splatoon still just one rep

                >Banjo has gotten jack squat since being in smash unless you count N64 NSO

                being in smash does not guarantee any kind of comeback.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fe deserves every rep it gets

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just like it deserves the hate and vitriol it gets

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                stay BATTERED and BROKEN

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SMASHED and SLAMMED even?

                Anyone have the .gif of Pyoro rolling on the floor from Get it Together?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I couldn't if I tried, shit was hilarious
            Honestly, that whole Direct was fucking amazing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mona's collection of odd jobs gives her more to work with for a moveset.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ashley , Mona and 9-Volt probably have the biggest chances

      Out of those. I'd pick Ashley.
      Both popular and you can have an easy time with a moveset using magic and potions.

      but lets face it. Sakurai has not much Wario love so don't expect anything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's going to put Waluigi over any of the WW crew to be the second Wario rep

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Waluigi
          >Wario rep

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            his whole reason for existing was to give Wario a partner in Mario Tennis.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >his whole reason for existing was to give Wario a partner in Mario Tennis.
              that's why he's a Mario rep and not a Wario rep

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                now that you say it. Despite being his partner in crime in the Mario spin-offs. Waluigi really isn't a Wario character

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Waluigi is weird. He isn't wario's brother, he isn't his friend, he isn't even in Wario games. He is just in some sport games to be a "waaaa" version of Luigi...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he is the ultimate filler.
                imagine the blooper reel from mario tennis as canon for them just doing their job in the spin-offs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sakurai has not much Wario love so don't expect anything.
        This. It'd be some curveball that doesn't really please anyone except himself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sakurai has not much Wario love so don't expect anything
        Fuck that cuck and his 900 anime swordhomosexuals.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's why debating on which land or wario ware character should be in is kinda pointless.
        it is highly unlikely to happen. And it will be a miracle if it does happen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I think Ashley's gotten enough material to work with in the games after Ultimate to make for a fun moveset

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kat & Ana could also be likely as they were previously Assist Trophies that got cut for no reason and it’s basically Warioware losing representation while others gained little to plenty of representation

      Sonic got Knuckles as an AT
      Bayonetta got Rodin as an AT
      Starfox got Krystal as an AT on top of getting Wolf back

      These are the few examples I can think of

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Smooth Moves as a kid, but are you guys really going to do all this waggling as adults?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      age is nothing but a number homosexual

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Possibly the least reliable implementation of motion controls since the Wii era. Very finicky. It shouldn't have gone to market like this.

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game says Wario gets to bring 20 friends
    >There's only 19
    Do they count the Oinker now that it was revealed to be sentient?

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rhythm Heaven is dead

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DKC and Yoshis Island characters were added to Mario Kart Tour, even a Luigi's Mansion variant for King Boo
    >WarioWare got fuck all before content stopped

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja Hideaway is very strange. Like it Warios and ninjas, but the two parts aren't officially connected.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Before she sees your dick ...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mother of God ...

      Ninja Hideaway is very strange. Like it Warios and ninjas, but the two parts aren't officially connected.

      Even Twitter was asking them where Kat & Ana were on that track.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your wallet won't survive five nights at Polario's.

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ready to play some new microgames
    >"The voice from above speaks"

    This should not have been allowed.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smooth Moves is the best game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Twisted

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i still remember buying twisted only to find out it never officially released here. Never knew they had import games

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having so much trouble with the part of Move It’s final boss where you have to move your arms up and down. I can’t match the other dancers’ rhythm.

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idgi

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        /ll/

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what does that have to do with the weird british guy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This would’ve been cool as fuck, also Ashley meeting Joker and Morgana

      >”Wow Joker has his own sidekick cat like me having Red?”

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad Sakurai hates Warioware

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he hates wario because kirby was supposed to be the gameboy mascot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who create Warioware anyway? Eventho the game felt lackluster I can feel the devs team care about the characters a lot

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The man himself…

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Wario Land 4 devs created the original WarioWare, it's why that game had so much reused Wario Land 4 voices and music and such. Since the gamecube entry Intelligent Systems came onboard to co-develop

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but likes to hire some western lady to put her creation in smash bros ultimate.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but likes to hire some western lady to put her creation in smash bros ultimate
            who?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Predict the next Smash Menu!

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Playing with my brother and these motion controls are absolute hell. Smooth Moves was nowhere near as bad as this

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hippobros... we won

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Switching to the Rhythm Heaven art style has only been a detriment to the series.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Secret character in Wave Race

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They missed a chance putting a crocodile minigame in Ashley's stage tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like both characters but it would’ve been a cool and funny subtle joke on K. Roll fans, but holy shit did Geno have the last laugh in the end getting a full on remake of his game for fans new and old to experience

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ashley still regularly appears in games
        >Geno is getting his game remade
        >K. Rool has had nothing since Smash

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Please understand, Bamco's Prime 4 was so shit they had to throw the entire thing in the fucking garbage.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Banjo has gotten jack squat since being in smash unless you count N64 NSO

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should add her in the next Warioware game in a cameo role

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely unlikely, but would be neat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's lame, at least put one of the two mermaids in instead.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aaaaaah, Mad or Aqualea could have appeared in Mona's story.

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://strawpoll.com/XOgONmj64n3

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he listed Ashley twice

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are a lot of strange errors including names, various duplicates, and inconsistent organization.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Midna
      You guys can't be serious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mii mage
      >three votes
      Wizardbros...I'll never give up hope...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >calls masked man masked boy
      >forgets to add gyigas, the better eb pick

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need more porn of Lulu

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nu WarioWare if it was good

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2018 was five years ago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tfw like both

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope one day wojak fags stop posting them. It never was funny, but yes waluigi literally only exists in the sport games while Ashley is actually a Wario character.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You now remember the best fake leak in smash history!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny how these are all still highly wanted

      maybe not Decidueye but Pokken and Legends Arceus help maintain relevance while Smash is a retirement home for Inceneroar

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Decidueye is a cute birb he doesn't deserve to be in the Smash retirement complex with smelly incineroar

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker being all for waluigi is kind of cringe

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want the brothers AND the others, thanks.

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the amount of marketing for this game in a nutshell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also being released a week before CoD btw

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course Wario would cheap out on marketing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >couldn't even do a Twitter takeover like the last two WarioWares
      no soul

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New! Wario Mode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Microgames and micro marketing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Microgames and micro marketing
        At least fitting for Wario i guess

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shopkeeper in the store here was suprised they sold out of Warioware move it despite only getting a few copies because of the lack of marketing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There’s gotta be a reason Ashley is the only side character in that advertisement yet isn’t playable in Smash along with Wario, maybe I’m thinking too deep about it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's more to our favorite witch than Smash. I want her in the next Mario movie (unless they write her awfully)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why the fuck would Ashley be in the next Mario movie?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She'll be in the post credits scene after Wario is defeated in the climax and goes to Diamond City looking for employees to start up WarioWare Inc

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >post-credits scene is green Yoshi
              It's obvious the sequel is going to be like World
              At most Wario will be a background cameo

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I even think Daisy is more likely in the movie sequel now that they went and put her in Wonder

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If the Mario Movie had to be Mario + [girl] instead of the actual Mario Bros, then it should've been Mario and Daisy going off to rescue Peach and Luigi.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’re right, Smash is a hell of a drug, like a great anon once said

          >As for Geno in Smash, honestly getting a full ass remake is 1000 times better than getting in smash and possibly being either boring and no one playing you, or being broken and everyone hating you.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's so nice to see him alive again. A whole new generation will get to experience the charm of RPG.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're making an Ashley Metroidvania as a launch title for the Super Switch, trust me. That or maybe Smash 6 is being planned out right now and Ashley was chosen for the roster, or it fucking means nothing.

        There's more to our favorite witch than Smash. I want her in the next Mario movie (unless they write her awfully)

        Do you really want to hear Jenna Ortega's voice come out of Ashley's mouth while they get some pop artist to recreate her theme in movie form?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you really want to hear Jenna Ortega's voice come out of Ashley's mouth while they get some pop artist to recreate her theme in movie form?
          I vomited a little. I'm sorry anon.

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty bummed out there wasn't a new character to join the cast. Each Warioware game typically had a newbie join

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe Lulu will get her own stage next time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't quite join but I doubt this is the last we'll see of Cicada or Leo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no new islander waifu to join the cast

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine if they added a brown hula e-boi or an endearing brown fatso

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley's boss stage can go fuck itself

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true there's a mandate about Nintendo being allergic to reference Warioware in other games like Mario Kart?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes there's a mandate for literally everything you hate about Nintentdo except when they break it at random.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God damnit, I knew there was a conspiracy against Star Tropics

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          747MHZ

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if warioware eclipses mario in popularity, miyamoto will commit sudoku

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does Miyamoto actually hate Warioware?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Extremely

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what the fuck, why does he

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the we got was Diamond City in the arcade Mario Kart and that was made by Namco

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably no mandate, just a lack of desire to work with what other teams have made.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there was this in Mario Power Tennis, this and

      the we got was Diamond City in the arcade Mario Kart and that was made by Namco

      were back in WarioWare's early years though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wario's bike was in Mario Kart Wii, the 3rd best selling Mario game of all time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You now remember Diamond City being in MK Arcade. Referencing none of the characters outside of some landmarks, and being framed like E.Gadd owned the place.
      What a weird fucking thing, can't blame people for wondering things like this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, Gadd never looked like a Mario character, but would fit right alongside Wario Ware.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gadd
          Wasn't he supposed to be in Kart DS?

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO MUSICAL LEVEL?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need sick muscles

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever made this I’m dying for the sauce, this is so hot!

    [...]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon are you blind or just too distracted by Asshley

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be careful if you are going to repost that Asshley. Jannie deleted it in a recent thread.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://nijimiss.moe/notes/01HE1JXV8WHC8P5TN04MPQA44V

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks Ashleybro

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No challenges
    >No Mixed Up/Super Tough/Thrill Ride
    >No song level

    I'll pass.

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the way Ashley's chin looks like in post Gold. It's cute and chubby.

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    warioware is fun

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So which microgames don't seem to work for you ever, Ganker?

    >the one where you gotta draw a symbol with your ass
    >the tap-dancing copy one
    >anything with Hand Model minus the puppet Wario
    >fucking Griddlebot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That fucking angel game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ashley's bullshit angel boss level

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still unable to do the ass-drawing one
      not sure which one that is
      hand model works for me
      griddlebot didn't work for me until I figured out I was doing it wrong

      That fucking angel game

      Ashley's bullshit angel boss level

      this one was a fucking pain in the ass to do

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the secret to Griddlebot? I wait for the hands to lower and try to flip, and I copy the diagram to a tee, but it fails most of the time. I only won the Level 1 version that you HAVE to beat out of pure luck. Putting down the meats sometimes doesn't work for me either.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think there's really a secret, you just need to get comfortable, make sure the string has enough length to keep the joycons completely still, and physically flip the controller when the hands go down. do not try to just make the motion to flip it, actually just quickly flip the controller upside down without hesitating or anything

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of the squat ones are fucked for me where you have to lift your legs, the sumo in particular.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      squat in general

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything where you have to shake your ass is a complete wipe for me I'm too feeble and stiff for that shit and all my friends made fun of me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        poor little white boy can't shake his ass

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thrill Ride is super hard
    >Super Hard is a thrill ride

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >try Thrill Ride
      >hit 5 points
      >the umbrella covering game does that

      FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw they brought back this iconic game only to butcher the music

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least they remixed the original version for multiplayer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Minus8 porns this
      >gets brought back in the next game

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna pick this up next month, I love Warioware stuff, I know most reviewer gave it okay score at best but I'm buying it for the Wario and friends.
    Hope they remaster Gold in the future and make a platformer with these cast already Nintendo. Fuck BingBing Wahoo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude they should totally make a "WarioMaker" with the Get it Together assets

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They make a new Rhythm Heaven
    >But it ends up being Warhyothm Heaven with all of the rhythm games being about WarioWare's cast

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes please, I'll buy 10 copies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Warhyothm Heaven with all of the rhythm games being about WarioWare's cast

      about that...

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys got the secret cutscene right? (Pic related)

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that true?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hurh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pose for the fans!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HHRAAAAAHHHH

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is the background full of sperms?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh.

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tug o War and Big Cheese keep their names
    >Janitor renamed to Knight
    Jannybros...

  107. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the chicken minigames in Orbulon's stage, nor his boss

  108. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a boy

  109. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I havent play Move It but does it have memorable song like Penny song in GiT this time?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        man, that's a bummer
        Still gonna pick it up to support more Warioware

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the closest

  110. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Orbulon's age is always [the current year] whenever it comes up
    >It's now revealed he resembles an ancient god

    Is Orbulon the reincarnation of Christ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Orbulon is Roger Smith

  111. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if the mandate preventing Warioware characters showing up in any other series didn't exist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >luigi's mansion 4 visiting Ashley's mansion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luigi’s Mansion if it were good and soulful

  112. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is Nintendo actually planning something special for Ashley soon?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no
      Getting some art for Halloween is mostly it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fuck

  113. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she has had some nice halloween stuff over the years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should commission a famous film maker to make an artsy animated Ashley movie

  114. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reading this whole thread makes me sad knowing Warioware is banned from being other media

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WarioWare deserves it for killing WarioLand

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They should have both been able to co-exist alongside each other

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        two different teams.
        nintendo probably felt mario was enough

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Move It literally just assimilated a piece of Land 4 into Ware.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's obvious Nintendo considers Warioware the neglected child of the active Mario franchises. They never put the characters in anything else

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just want a Warioware RPG with the big cast we have now

  115. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    before the thread dies, I want you all to know I like to imagine Ashley as half Mexican

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      explain

  116. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinmoza was kino and I miss it

  117. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one of two people to draw flat hex

  118. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought she looked like an older Ashley

  119. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley as a playable fighter for Super Smash Bros 6 for the Super Nintendo Switch

  120. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name Ashley's 4 special moves right now if she deserves to be in Smash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hocus Pocus
      >Pantalones Giganticus
      >Witch's Broom
      >Frightful Sight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Typhoon
      Photon Shot
      Disruptor

      Final Smash - Hyper Viper Beam

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Side B: Aegis Reflector

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NIGGAS IN THE CLUB

  121. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fire Emblem is like 90% clones
    >"Durr it has too many reps! Even though those reps cost zero dev time!"

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