Imagine you get kidnapped but the person who saves you is an ugly fat sweaty disgusting cop. Try to defend mandatory sex as reward for rescue now retard.
I was disappointed in the game, more than the ending. So much so, I dragged the game because it was easy, only to stop when I found out you don't anything for trying to collect all the suns.
I wasn't expecting they get married or share a kiss but it is extremely weird how they position it like she has to choose between those two instead of her pushing over Bowser and walking away with Mario.
It's like they were trying to go for the Bluto/Popeye/Olive love triangle thing. But that dynamic only works in shorts where Bluto is playing the bullying rival/suitor. It doesn't work when Bluto is the kidnapping villain.
Honestly, I don't blame Mario for freaking out. Peach showing Bowser any attention after what he put her through is patently ridiculous, and just makes her look bad in the grand scheme of things.
Good point. I like the laid back tension where Peach just kind of expects Bowser to do this at this point, and then later escapes thanks to Mario, but that cutscene wasn't the way to do it. If there's any positive it felt like the first time in the mainline series where Mario and Bowser can stand next to each other without instantly resorting to battle.
>that dynamic only works in shorts where Bluto is playing the bullying rival/suitor. It doesn't work when Bluto is the kidnapping villain.
That and the dynamic itself is funny because Olive Oyl isn't even that good of a catch, it's two gruff sailors competing over a lanky harlot. Peach being a cutesy princess with good features hesitating for even a moment when picking between the giant turtle dragon and the manlet in overalls that rescued her doesn't work
I was disappointed with Mario Odyssey in general. Never have I played a game that rewards people for such asinine shit with the main collectible of the game. You get a fucking Moon for SITTING DOWN ON A BENCH. Sure, games like Super Mario 64 had dud Stars, but they actually felt like you needed to work towards it. Imagine if you got Stars in SM64 for running around wooden logs instead of coins in Bomb-Omb Battlefield. Or climbing a tree that would give a 1-up, but now it's a Star.
It was such quantity over quality. And it's not like there wasn't ANY quality, but when you get the same reward for groundpounding a trash can as you do for solving a challenging platforming gauntlet, everything tends to feel devalued....
And the saddest part is they had an obvious solution. Just hand out purple coins for the lesser missions! They have value, so they'd feel nice to collect, but they also don't have the oomph that a core collectable needs to really make you feel accomplished.
Peach is WGTOW
>They didn't end with a cutscene of Mario putting on a condom and having missionary sex with Peach for 27 seconds?
Remove the condom.
>condom
You literally did not have sex
I almost spit my food.
incels threw a fit
Mario insist on peach when his real princess is right there in front of him.
>save woman
>she now owes me sex and marriage
Fix your brain incels.
Yes? If not then she can go and save herself, what does she need me for?
Imagine you get kidnapped but the person who saves you is an ugly fat sweaty disgusting cop. Try to defend mandatory sex as reward for rescue now retard.
>imagine the roles were reversed!
yes. what then retard?
kys coomer
>caring about appearances is woman moment
yet you retards will go into an outrage and screech if a dev has an ugly woman in the game
hypocrite moron.
>Imagine you get kidnapped but the person who saves you is an ugly fat sweaty disgusting cop
Same anon especially if forced kissing is involved.
>it’s completely ok if he’s a chad tho
woman moment
No you fucking gay
>Playing Mario games for the story
the worst part wasn't the friendzone but how he kicked bowser just to get a boost
Real low Mario
dunking on bowser is normal mario behavior
it was just offputting cause they were like pic related seconds earlier
Nintendo fans are groomed to be into cuckoldry.
I was disappointed in the game, more than the ending. So much so, I dragged the game because it was easy, only to stop when I found out you don't anything for trying to collect all the suns.
I wasn't expecting they get married or share a kiss but it is extremely weird how they position it like she has to choose between those two instead of her pushing over Bowser and walking away with Mario.
It's like they were trying to go for the Bluto/Popeye/Olive love triangle thing. But that dynamic only works in shorts where Bluto is playing the bullying rival/suitor. It doesn't work when Bluto is the kidnapping villain.
Honestly, I don't blame Mario for freaking out. Peach showing Bowser any attention after what he put her through is patently ridiculous, and just makes her look bad in the grand scheme of things.
Good point. I like the laid back tension where Peach just kind of expects Bowser to do this at this point, and then later escapes thanks to Mario, but that cutscene wasn't the way to do it. If there's any positive it felt like the first time in the mainline series where Mario and Bowser can stand next to each other without instantly resorting to battle.
>that dynamic only works in shorts where Bluto is playing the bullying rival/suitor. It doesn't work when Bluto is the kidnapping villain.
That and the dynamic itself is funny because Olive Oyl isn't even that good of a catch, it's two gruff sailors competing over a lanky harlot. Peach being a cutesy princess with good features hesitating for even a moment when picking between the giant turtle dragon and the manlet in overalls that rescued her doesn't work
Not really because escaping the moon as bowser was peak soul
I thought it was fine besides mario and bowser should not have proposed after nearly dying due to a cave in
It was weird and dumb but the only 3D Mario with a good story was Galaxy 1 anyway so who cares
Nintendo has implemented globohomo subversion in a much slower and sneakier rate, but it's there.
You didn't get the true ending for 100% completing it, I see.
Mario 64 Mario once again showing superiority by getting "cake" at the end.
I was disappointed with Mario Odyssey in general. Never have I played a game that rewards people for such asinine shit with the main collectible of the game. You get a fucking Moon for SITTING DOWN ON A BENCH. Sure, games like Super Mario 64 had dud Stars, but they actually felt like you needed to work towards it. Imagine if you got Stars in SM64 for running around wooden logs instead of coins in Bomb-Omb Battlefield. Or climbing a tree that would give a 1-up, but now it's a Star.
It was such quantity over quality. And it's not like there wasn't ANY quality, but when you get the same reward for groundpounding a trash can as you do for solving a challenging platforming gauntlet, everything tends to feel devalued....
And the saddest part is they had an obvious solution. Just hand out purple coins for the lesser missions! They have value, so they'd feel nice to collect, but they also don't have the oomph that a core collectable needs to really make you feel accomplished.