18 thoughts on “Was this literally Buy Nintendo Power: The Game?”

  1. The "subscribe to nintendo power" card that came in the box literally had a fucking map with every secret for quest 1 on it.
    By quest 2, you should’ve been able to git gud enough to find the stuff on your own.

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  2. Just finished the 1st Quest and wanted to say, fuck the rooms just filled with blue versions of Darknut or Wizzrobe. Can’t even stun the fuckers using the Boomerang.

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    • You’re going to love the 2nd quest rooms that have those and the red Bubbles (that prevent you from using your sword until you hit a blue Bubble).

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  3. No. Just read the fucking manual you dipshit. It even came with a partially filled out map. The 2nd quest was some bullshit but people who get filtered by Zelda 1 now are just idiots. Try playing Ultima IV you wimp.

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    • You didn’t even need the manual. Some of us cleared the game by just EXPLORING and EXPERIMENTING. But those concepts are lost on the new generation of gamers.

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      • Agreed although I will say the only thing that can fuck you up a little bit if you go in blind is that each dungeon has an item which is missable. Make sure to get the item or else you might not be able to finish the game. I know that’s obvious if you’ve played it already but it can throw some new players off. They did try to deal with this in Zelda 2 with the temples turning to stone once you got both the item and killed the boss.

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  4. i remember just going all over the map looking for secrets, bombed all the walls, burned all the trees, figured out the graveyard and woods by trial and error

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