Was this literally Buy Nintendo Power: The Game?

Was this literally Buy Nintendo Power: The Game?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was "talk to your friends at school, you have friends right?" the game

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think they had a call service back then.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i remember just going all over the map looking for secrets, bombed all the walls, burned all the trees, figured out the graveyard and woods by trial and error

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Just read the fricking manual you dipshit. It even came with a partially filled out map. The 2nd quest was some bullshit but people who get filtered by Zelda 1 now are just idiots. Try playing Ultima IV you wimp.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't even need the manual. Some of us cleared the game by just EXPLORING and EXPERIMENTING. But those concepts are lost on the new generation of gamers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed although I will say the only thing that can frick you up a little bit if you go in blind is that each dungeon has an item which is missable. Make sure to get the item or else you might not be able to finish the game. I know that's obvious if you've played it already but it can throw some new players off. They did try to deal with this in Zelda 2 with the temples turning to stone once you got both the item and killed the boss.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was Read The Fricking Manual: The Game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      This, it literally tells you where the bullshit dungeons are
      READ HE FRICKING MANUAL

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy
    The Nintendo ad magazine wasn't free in the US?
    NoE had a bi-monthly "Club Nintendo" magazine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "free" is bad in America. That communism and that is bad.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished the 1st Quest and wanted to say, frick the rooms just filled with blue versions of Darknut or Wizzrobe. Can't even stun the frickers using the Boomerang.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to love the 2nd quest rooms that have those and the red Bubbles (that prevent you from using your sword until you hit a blue Bubble).

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The "subscribe to nintendo power" card that came in the box literally had a fricking map with every secret for quest 1 on it.
    By quest 2, you should've been able to git gud enough to find the stuff on your own.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Legend of Zelda was the first video game ARG, it encouraged kids to collaborate and share their progress and buy Nintendo Power

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers showing their age and not knowing NP wasn't even a thing until over a year after LoZ originally came out

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, that’s more for Metroid or any game that had false walls as an unexplained mechanic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Manual tells you to bomb and shoot floors and walls. Kids actually used to read manuals back in the old days.

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