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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rather have a good steak for a night than shitty flakes for multiple mornings

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          (You)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Arrest yourself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >food analogy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        quality and quantity are not mutual exclusive, also
        >food analogy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Metroid dread is more of a USDA Prime steak though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the "good steak" in question

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus Christ. Remember when "Nintendo Hard" was a thing? These Switch bandwagoners have no clue. Actually, they must since they all use rewind on the ROMs they pay $20 for.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder this is only the first half of the fight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think metroid is better but you're a Black personhomosexual for making a food analogy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >look at these 2 shit games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      REMINDER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do people really pay full price for these short ass games?
      I'd pay 15 bucks at most for a 7-hour game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >15 bucks
        I would argue that a 7 hour game is pirate-only

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd have a hard time paying that much for a short game unless it was from a series that I really love and it was a good game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bro i'm not paying more than 10 bucks for less than 40 hours

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      REMINDER

      The best version of Hollow Knight is on Switch. We just keep winning lads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would absolutely recommend Hollow Knight over Metroid
      But for those of us who have milked every last bit of content out of HK, Paying $60 for a good metroid game is worth it
      I'd have paid $60 for HK too honestly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel bad that I bought it on sale. I did buy the soundtracks and shill it to people in real life, though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the most beloved games on Ganker ever
      >7 hour average

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That game actually has 3D graphics and is a lot harder to create and conceptualize than a 2D Metroidvania bullshit that the market is saturated with. Not only that but that genre is hard to get right without making it clunky shit and you excluded the other 2 campaigns.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          2D games are generally better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tendies CANNOT refute this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Short games are the only ones I actually ever really replay though and thus I get more time out of them in the long run. It's fun to just sit down and beat Super Metroid in a couple of hours. I rarely replay anything over about 15 hours or so unless it's really good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hollow knight is way less fun though
      i dont play video games all day so id much rather have a shorter, more enjoyable experience than one that drags itself out for hours on end, and also takes like 10 hours to actually start to pick up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that the game timer doesn't take into account Map time and every time you die, both are A LOT of time in a first run.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie you just suck lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black person please kek then everyone sucks in this game on their first run, no exceptions

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            mad cause bad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dying
        >when the game plays like THIS

        >the "good steak" in question
        the absolute state of tendies LMAO

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And I'll play it again, too!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i-i-it was a major success... right Gankerintenbros...?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was a pretty mediocre Hollowvania

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you homosexuals just submit like 100 hours there to get it up

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >metacritic under 90
      >haha you guys are s-seething so hard
      take your shovelware somewhere else

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this game getting so much shitposting
    It's been 19 years, I'm just happy to have Metroid 5

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M SO HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO CONSOOOOOOOOOM! TAKE MY $60 DOLLERINOS NINTENDO!!!!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bit of trolling and console war homosexualry.

      And PC games and games like Minecraft or some JRPGS have created a reception that games should give tens of hours for every dollar spent on the game.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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