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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >psvita 2 : the return : now with even less games
    What the frick are they thinking?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it can play PS4 games and some of PS5's, depending on if the devs decide patch their games, it would have a larger library than the Switch right now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're delusional, but that's expected from a snoy. It won't even have a single exclusive, who gives a shit about ports. The original psvita is already more worth just because it has worthwhile exclusives.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only ones left giving a frick about muh exclusives are the Tendies, Xbox gave up, Playstation is giving up, Epic Games Store gave up, the 'eck doesn't need exclusives to sell. It's over

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >worthwhile exclusives
          Tearaway, Uncharted and... Book of Memories?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Muramasa DLC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *and it will use a proprietary sotrage format that costs at least three times the price as an equivalent micro SD card
        *and most of the games will run at 20 fps
        *and it'll only have 1.5 hours of battery life
        *most of your library won't work just because

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and it will use a proprietary sotrage format that costs at least three times the price as an equivalent micro SD card
          Like the PS4 and PS5 do?
          >and most of the games will run at 20 fps
          The ps4 is over 10 years old, and this new device will use new AMD hardware, which should be better than anything on the market right now because this thing is not coming out anytime soon
          >and it'll only have 1.5 hours of battery life
          Yes
          >most of your library won't work just because
          The 'eck also doesn't support everything on the Steam Store and it's the developers/publishers getting shit for that not Valve.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>and most of the games will run at 20 fps
            >The ps4 is over 10 years old, and this new device will use new AMD hardware, which should be better than anything on the market right now because this thing is not coming out anytime soon
            If you stop consuming products a little bit and start studying, you would know the problem is not that our hardware is not powerful enough, but we can't find a "cheap" way of cooling it down. We could have a portable devices much more powerful than the PS5 it there was some kind of superconductor that didn't need active or passive cooling

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If it can play PS4 games and some of PS5's, depending on if the devs decide patch their games, it would have a larger library than the Switch right now
        Now with a heavier western focus and devs who still think they're too good for handhelds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Welp, the PSP could play PS1 games, but that didn't mean you could use your existing disks on it. You tell me how much the physical/digital split is on the PS4.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If it can play PS4 games and some of PS5's
        Sony tried this, did you chucklefricks learn ABSOLUTELY FRICKING NOTHING from Vita's Remote Play shit? No one's buying handhelds to play console games on it, that is not how this shit has ever fricking worked.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >snoys will surely buy a $400 dollar handheld that can only play games that they already own and finished playing years ago
        does this still sounds good in your head?

        The mooreslawisdead guy even said that Vita failed because people didn't want to play an inferior version and this is exactly what's going to happen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The mooreslawisdead guy
          The literaly who?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if it can play ps4 and some of PS5 games it will get mogged by the Steam Deck hardcore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I want to play ps4/5 games I buy a ps4/5 stupid moronic homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony forgot how hard Vita flopped. They simply don't have the presence anymore.
      Just remember the half assed Sony All Stars Smash copy.
      What are they going to do this time around, Aloy with facial hair?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it can play PS4 games and some of PS5's, depending on if the devs decide patch their games, it would have a larger library than the Switch right now

      Honestly all it needs to sell like hotcakes is have all the classic and best-selling ps1 and PS2 games available to play on it AT LAUNCH.

      And furthermore, if it will be capable of classic PS3 titles, and modern titles as well considering the Steam Deck can play lots of modern games super well at 60fps, there's no good reason why Sony can't do the same for its own handheld.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry. Sony is already porting ps1 masterclassics to the PS4 like.... Errrr.... Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue. LMAOOOO

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember playing this on the n64, I remember it being alright but it probably wouldn't hold up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I played last year, it hold up pretty good expect for some later stages where a map or two maps are way too big with nothing to do.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literal who angry snoy makes up shit
    >it gets picked up by the media
    >sony gets positive cred
    Why does this ALWAYS happen?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    knowing Sony it's probably going to be a switch-copy

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    playstation portal 2
    it desperately needed a remake seeing its age

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we wish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Push Square are a bunch of depressed britoids that don't buy into any hype, and fellate and defend Jim Ryan even after he got sacked for being a useless pos.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love my vita.
    If this is real I wonder how will they drop the ball.
    My guess
    >New proprietary memory cards/only builtin memory.
    >Digital only.
    >Similar price to PS5
    >Too big to fit in the pocket of a jacket.

    ALso I bet the rumors are fake because sony just released portal.
    And this could cannibalize portal sales.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Portal is just an Android tablet with a Dualsense duck taped to it. This will run games natively, so they are both very different products. And the Portal will be the cheaper option anyway.
      >Too big to fit in the pocket of a jacket.
      Tech isn't getting any smaller anymore, even Nintendo is giving up on the pocket factor and is making the Switch 2 HUEG. Pocket gaming got replaced by phone gaming sadly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well honestly even less reasons for me to get it then(not like I was planning to buy it)

        Honestly being pocketable is one of the main reason why I got the vita. Wanted something I could carry around with me and not use the phone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are some controller extensions for phones that are honestly pretty cool, do you have one? I have a Gamesir X2 to emulate PS2 on the go. There are some that are even smaller

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly no for few reasons.
            >Another attachment id have to carry around.
            >I got my vita because I didint want to use my phone.
            I got the vita due to one bad trip, where i spent almost all of the 24hours just sitting doing nothing since my phone was dead.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why care? It's not gonna have games like Animal Crossing, Pokemon or fan service anime games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t's not gonna have games like Animal Crossing, Pokemon
      duh?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know what "like" means in this context?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do, but PSP or Vita never really had any games like those.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >like Animal Crossing
      You know, thig got me thinking? What Animal crossing clones are out there? Harvest Moon clones there are a ton, but AC?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's some indie games that do the whole living with animal people things but I think they tend to have different things going on. The truth is that the only way you could actually compete with AC is if the game had something memeable about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not gonna have gay homosexualy children games made for anime troons like me.
      Good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        get off my site normalgay

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    realistically nobody will buy it because nobody has faith in it selling well enough to get long term support, even if everyone recognizes this is what gaming needs.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Source is a Youtuber and Sony already released a streaming tablet. Fake and gay.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They had to shitcan the Vita to support their home console. They don't have the muscle to keep two consoles alive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The idea is too have this new console be a portable PS4 Pro with the option to play some PS5 games depending on the dev. No need to feed it an exclusive library.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the point of a console with no exclusives? A steam deck would be a better choice since all the games will be playable there.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nintendo insists on exclusives because they need people to overpay for their Playskool tablets first. In the case of Vita 2 or whatever a big library to play day first beats having to make the library of it's own thing from the ground up, a thing no developer would be on board with because no developers wants their games locked to a single system or spending unnecessary effort porting them.
          And regarding the deck, Sony has the Ad space push Valve doesn't have so they won't even be competing really if Sony manages to put their new console on retail first and puts ads everywhere for christmas

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The idea is too have this new console be a portable PS4 Pro with the option to play some PS5 games depending on the dev. No need to feed it an exclusive library.

            no one is going to buy a console just for portable wokeshit

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can' wait for another portable screen garbage

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    okay what if you have a Deck and a Switch Super tho
    what could Vitwo possibly offer
    Sony exclusives? lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      smaller form factor(please)

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they can't produce a kart racing game for it worth a damn, then it's not worth playing.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I trust modern Sony as far as I can throw them. It was different in 2011, they were fixing their stump of a foot instead of blasting the rest of it away.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >crediting resetera as a source

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jimbo leaves
    >they immediately begin work on a new handheld device
    based?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget the Playsation Portal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure I will

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick would put their faith in that after their handling of the vita

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People who want to shitpost on Ganker for (You)s. It was clear by 2015 that Sony had completely lost it.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll buy it when it has CFW and I don’t gotta pay for the shitty games, same shit I did with vita.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just old, or who the frick want to play PS4-5 AAA on handheld?

    I could understand PS Portal if it was cheaper, because you are at home and want to play laid on your bed or shiting in the toilet. Ok, that's cool.

    But who the frick play TLOU or Dark Souls outside?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kids would like to I guess, but no adult would. Comfy couch gaming I guess?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have PS Portal for that (if it wasn't awfully expensive).

        I mean, spending 400$ in your PS4.5-P and also 500$ in your PS5 sounds stupid.

        Switch at least is just one console.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's gonna be an android phone with thumbsticks on it

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vita 2

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >portable movies
    >portable wokeslop
    >portable Black personman
    >portable GAAS

    Great handheld snoys, the PSP was such an amazing handheld and still is though and the Vita deserved better

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