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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Duck has the smallest size
    Therefore costs less to produce
    Thus there is more in stock
    Thus will sell the least

    Also, human sized meowscarada plush with built in onahole fricking when????

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Best cope I have seen

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's pikause... he was... restocked first...

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Waterbros lost yet another gen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how many more fricking times are we gonna lose waterbros.... it's all that dumb frog's fault....

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We won high with the frog though and they nerfed him

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          exactly
          gamefreak has been shitting on us ever since because it got too popular

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >literally gay in appearance, animations and evolutions
    gays are like only 0.5% of entire world population

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Even if people don't hate or they pretend they don't hate the gay duck, no kid will want to be caught with one. Only kids that are actually gay.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And those gay kids would still be less fragile than /vp/'s population.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >quickly defends his sexaulity
          >"i'm l-less f-ffargile"
          lol

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOOOO I CAN'T HAVE STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET JUDGE ME FOR MY TASTES IN FICTIONAL MONSTERS, I'M A BASTION OF NORMALCYYYYYYY

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          capped and saved.
          Btw I am bi and you are pathetic and should rope yourself, gaylord.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's more like 12% but ok

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        source

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_demographics_of_the_United_States
          7.5% in USA, reasonable to suppose much higher in more progressive countries esp in west Europe so overall 10-15% global seems like fair estimate

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            most third world shitholes don't accept homos still, cope homo, not everything is first world

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Ok? Have fun in the stone age picking up straws ig?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >7.5% in US means the the rest of the world must be 12%
            Top fricking kek. You think the rest of the world is as pozzed as you do?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >USA
            Of course those guys are all gays, that's what happens when you live in a Godless, historyless consumerist dystopia.

            Also the duck is lame as frick. Could maybe have been fun as a one-off side mon but not as a starter evo.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >much higher in more progressive countries
            lol
            I'll give you Greece and that's it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It’s like the 1/8 chance some Pokémon species have for a certain gender.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its not rocket science that natural functioning humans turn their nose on homosexualry. Notice how when Quaxly was revealed, ppl were saying how it was the gay one of the group because of its mannerisms. That's not a fluke, that's the human mind picking up on something that odd and points it out
      >Inb4 its a duck
      No one put labels on Fuecoco and Sprigatito like that when they were first revealed. Coco was called a derp and Sprig was just the cutesy cat, but ppl were actually calling Quaxly gay

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone knows you always must leave an open space between urinals.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Quaxly is so bad it ain't even worth peeing.
      Samurott however, is worth peeing over. Wish somebody did us the blessing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Letting SamuGOD live in your head rent free
        Seek help

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It is gays like you which make it the best target for peeing, because you like it so much and would be absolutely btfo if it actually gets fricking pissed on.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Quaxly
    >7 inches
    Bullshit! A duck phallus can reach up to 12" making it longer than his own body

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love how the market always provides proof that humanity find the LGTBFGFGSAD+ disgusting. No matter how they try to spin that they are loved.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AHEM

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP's pic is one day old. Your pic is 2 months old, when people haven't realized that the ducklett evolved into a massive homosexual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Quaquaval is literally more popular than Quaxly, as opposed to Fuecoco being MUUUUCH more popular than Skeledirge.
        Stop being obsessed with the gays so much, it’s mental and flags you as an obvious closet homo.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Skeledirge is special case. No one like bald clown croc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They restocked, the other two starters are on their second stock.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    t. closet homos
    lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa slow down with the projection there, gay. Not everyone have brain damage like you. Seek help.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am out of the closet, come here so I can kick your ass and it won't be a homosexual hate crime ()but it actually is, in secret)

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Xirsters... It's Lightyear all over again...

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely suprised fuecoco sold out as well, but then again after sprigatito sells out instantly second best is the next to go I guess

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      people don't buy koraidon either.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      agreed, I always thought that fuecoco is bland.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've pre-ordered this sweetie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good urinal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Would love to take a shit on it 🙂

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm personally just waiting for a Quaquaval plush. I usually don't get the first starter evo save for Turtwig and Treecko.

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