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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to rape Batarian females

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK BATARIANS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna watch...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Who is this she’s really hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man ain't it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now he is. Wasn't at the time the pics were taken.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      KROGAN wiener
      SO GOOD

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know how to get the controller mod for ME3 to work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nebermind I figured it out

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    krogan wiener so good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can’t unhear

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every member of the Alliance faculty is hereby obligated to ingest a daily quota Batarian DNA. If we swallow enough of their essence, Batarian reproduction rates will plummet, and Humanity will prevail!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer fermale (male) Quarian DNA

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Batarians
    what's that?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread
    This is why the canon Shepard is male.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >canon Shepard is male.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. FemShep uses the male animations in all the games even when they clearly don't fit her, and only male Shepard has an actual face scan.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          none of that makes maleshep canon
          also
          >only male Shepard has an actual face scan.
          >using default faces
          lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Using default for MShep is mandatory as any customization comes out a moronic mongoloid.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Play FemShep then, the better choice

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It takes effort to make a good custom shep.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This.
              Every face that isn't one of the default Sheps looks fricking awful due to shitty skin textures and a bizarre uncanny valley look.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            only way to play maleshep is default face. Custom faces are literally look like potato. With custom femshep you can have decent and even good results but custom maleshep is a big no

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              My custom MaleShep only really looked good in 3

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My custom MShep looked okay in 1, looked like a foot in 2 and then looked like Rodrigo Alves in 3.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              unironically just git gud at character creation. it takes a lot of time but when it works you can make a gigachad.
              Sheploo is still great tho

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >not playing exclusively as Sheploo
            Good job outing yourself as an utter moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me4 will be shepad mikkelsen

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who's this streambait cumbawd?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my wife, Jane Shepard!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >racist ME1 femshep
    Peak kino

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people who unironically play female shepard
    Back to R*ddit with you lot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it past your bedtime?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have sex (with a redhead qt)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >unzips krogan dick
        Okay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >femshep is bad because... IT'S JUST BAD OKAY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. The animations don't fit a female model, Jennifer Hale really forces the "Badass Gruff Soldier" voice and it gets stale, the romance options are much worse, Sheploo just looks better as a soldier than that redhead make-up heavy stripper look.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ...that's it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There are more things, but you're a coomer, so none of that matters.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, should've guessed from the "stripper look". You really don't matter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Listen, remove the make-up face and give her some muscles in those noodle arms, and I'll wholeheartedly accept Femshep.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            also a lot of her voice lines are out of place, "I'm more interested in just talking for a bit" to Jacob comes off as flirty even if you're in a relationship with someone else. her volume is all over the place, like how she shouts "MOVE OUT" to Ashley when you first meet her while Meer gives a much calmer "move out".
            they did their best to fix a lot of that shit in the legendary edition but it still shows.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >don't fit a female model
          Meh, maybe. Not very noticable though

          >Jennifer Hale really forces
          Not for me. Big reason I play femshep is because of her voice

          >romance options are much worse
          >Liara
          >Garrus
          >Trainor
          Nah, Femshep got the best ones. Granted Liara can be romanced by both genders, but still.
          >Looks better as a soldier
          Dunno, adept femshep looks amazing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TRUEEEEEE

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are the aoe skills in me2 trash?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      depends on what it is and what you're using it for
      like overload I usually go area because shielded enemies or mechs are often clustered together and you often don't need the extra damage anyway, even a small chance of a group hit is worth it
      but with incinerate's travel time I find it difficult to land group hits, plus that's more of a high damage move so you want to squeeze out as much as possible
      I guess ask yourself if your main problem is crowd control or dps.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more liara cuckfics when?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's human supremacist Shepard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's cool how ME2 renegade shep's skin cracks and you can see all the lava cerberus used to remake his body

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >kill rachni in me1
      >kill rachni in me3
      >kill wrex in me1
      >sabotage genophage in me3
      >side with the geth in me3
      >pick destroy ending
      Based.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >if male
    >ends up with Tali or Liara
    >if female
    >ends up with Garrus

    What does OP mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the real batarians are the turians we fricked along the way

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    femshep voice just doesn't work for me
    the throaty permapissed "i'm such a badass" attitude just gets grating after a while and she really tries too hard, whenever i hear her speak i don't hear shepard i just hear "yep that's a professional voice actor tryharding in a studio"
    maleshep sounding robotic and shit in ME1 sucks as well although he gets much better later

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >maleshep sounding robotic and shit in ME1 sucks as well although he gets much better later
      Yes, Meer is shit in ME1, but he gets better and better in each game.
      Hale starts a little better than Meer in ME1 but never improves.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Meer is shit in ME1
        nah, he's great. big stupid jellyfish, all his dialogue with Saren, all his dialogue with Ash, all his dialogue with Toombs... he nails the important scenes even if he sounds a bit dumb in casual conversation.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s true OP. Batarians are scum, and Shepard did nothing wrong.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would our cultures reaction be if aliens openly discriminated against different types of humans, breaking us up into different groups like different breeds of dog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      morons would write articles about how aliens are white supremacists or some moronic shit somehow.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For arguments sake lets say they thought more highly of Europeans over Africans. It's not some youtuber they are badmouthing, the media pisses itself when it come's to criticizing Islam, this is an entire advanced interplanetary civilization.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nukes
      I'm racist as well but only humans should have that right. a single human life > millions of xenos

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I should go.

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