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I want to rape Batarian females
FRICK BATARIANS
I wanna watch...
Who is this she’s really hot
That's a man ain't it?
Now he is. Wasn't at the time the pics were taken.
What?
KROGAN wiener
SO GOOD
Anyone know how to get the controller mod for ME3 to work
Nebermind I figured it out
krogan wiener so good
can’t unhear
Every member of the Alliance faculty is hereby obligated to ingest a daily quota Batarian DNA. If we swallow enough of their essence, Batarian reproduction rates will plummet, and Humanity will prevail!
I prefer fermale (male) Quarian DNA
>Batarians
what's that?
>this thread
This is why the canon Shepard is male.
>canon Shepard is male.
Yes. FemShep uses the male animations in all the games even when they clearly don't fit her, and only male Shepard has an actual face scan.
none of that makes maleshep canon
also
>only male Shepard has an actual face scan.
>using default faces
lol
Using default for MShep is mandatory as any customization comes out a moronic mongoloid.
Play FemShep then, the better choice
It takes effort to make a good custom shep.
This.
Every face that isn't one of the default Sheps looks fricking awful due to shitty skin textures and a bizarre uncanny valley look.
only way to play maleshep is default face. Custom faces are literally look like potato. With custom femshep you can have decent and even good results but custom maleshep is a big no
My custom MaleShep only really looked good in 3
My custom MShep looked okay in 1, looked like a foot in 2 and then looked like Rodrigo Alves in 3.
unironically just git gud at character creation. it takes a lot of time but when it works you can make a gigachad.
Sheploo is still great tho
>not playing exclusively as Sheploo
Good job outing yourself as an utter moron
me4 will be shepad mikkelsen
who's this streambait cumbawd?
my wife, Jane Shepard!
>racist ME1 femshep
Peak kino
>there are people who unironically play female shepard
Back to R*ddit with you lot
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Have sex (with a redhead qt)
>unzips krogan dick
Okay
>femshep is bad because... IT'S JUST BAD OKAY
Yes. The animations don't fit a female model, Jennifer Hale really forces the "Badass Gruff Soldier" voice and it gets stale, the romance options are much worse, Sheploo just looks better as a soldier than that redhead make-up heavy stripper look.
...that's it?
There are more things, but you're a coomer, so none of that matters.
Ah, should've guessed from the "stripper look". You really don't matter.
Listen, remove the make-up face and give her some muscles in those noodle arms, and I'll wholeheartedly accept Femshep.
also a lot of her voice lines are out of place, "I'm more interested in just talking for a bit" to Jacob comes off as flirty even if you're in a relationship with someone else. her volume is all over the place, like how she shouts "MOVE OUT" to Ashley when you first meet her while Meer gives a much calmer "move out".
they did their best to fix a lot of that shit in the legendary edition but it still shows.
>don't fit a female model
Meh, maybe. Not very noticable though
>Jennifer Hale really forces
Not for me. Big reason I play femshep is because of her voice
>romance options are much worse
>Liara
>Garrus
>Trainor
Nah, Femshep got the best ones. Granted Liara can be romanced by both genders, but still.
>Looks better as a soldier
Dunno, adept femshep looks amazing
TRUEEEEEE
are the aoe skills in me2 trash?
depends on what it is and what you're using it for
like overload I usually go area because shielded enemies or mechs are often clustered together and you often don't need the extra damage anyway, even a small chance of a group hit is worth it
but with incinerate's travel time I find it difficult to land group hits, plus that's more of a high damage move so you want to squeeze out as much as possible
I guess ask yourself if your main problem is crowd control or dps.
more liara cuckfics when?
For me, it's human supremacist Shepard.
it's cool how ME2 renegade shep's skin cracks and you can see all the lava cerberus used to remake his body
>kill rachni in me1
>kill rachni in me3
>kill wrex in me1
>sabotage genophage in me3
>side with the geth in me3
>pick destroy ending
Based.
>if male
>ends up with Tali or Liara
>if female
>ends up with Garrus
What does OP mean by this?
the real batarians are the turians we fricked along the way
femshep voice just doesn't work for me
the throaty permapissed "i'm such a badass" attitude just gets grating after a while and she really tries too hard, whenever i hear her speak i don't hear shepard i just hear "yep that's a professional voice actor tryharding in a studio"
maleshep sounding robotic and shit in ME1 sucks as well although he gets much better later
>maleshep sounding robotic and shit in ME1 sucks as well although he gets much better later
Yes, Meer is shit in ME1, but he gets better and better in each game.
Hale starts a little better than Meer in ME1 but never improves.
>Meer is shit in ME1
nah, he's great. big stupid jellyfish, all his dialogue with Saren, all his dialogue with Ash, all his dialogue with Toombs... he nails the important scenes even if he sounds a bit dumb in casual conversation.
It’s true OP. Batarians are scum, and Shepard did nothing wrong.
What would our cultures reaction be if aliens openly discriminated against different types of humans, breaking us up into different groups like different breeds of dog.
morons would write articles about how aliens are white supremacists or some moronic shit somehow.
For arguments sake lets say they thought more highly of Europeans over Africans. It's not some youtuber they are badmouthing, the media pisses itself when it come's to criticizing Islam, this is an entire advanced interplanetary civilization.
nukes
I'm racist as well but only humans should have that right. a single human life > millions of xenos
I should go.