We waited a decade for a 40 hour story. Is anyone else completely over this shit?

We waited a decade for a 40 hour story. Is anyone else completely over this shit?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats one swarthy Englishman innit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's just bri'ish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      something you want to say, anon?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's about 25 hours too long for a movie game. At least it'll have a first person mode

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds good too me, im sick of 100+ hours games

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's longer than GTA IV

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40 hours for a non-RPG story
    Is that supposed to be bad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is, movie games shouldn't be longer than 15h

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. considering I'm just gonna free roam and frick around.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wait decade
      >beat game in one weekend
      >wait another decade
      amazing what gamers will eat up as normal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you... only play GTA?
        what a queer thing to say lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        brain addled zoomer thinks "beating" the story of a game that doesnt put any importance on the story is the only enjoyment you can get out of the game
        frick off shitposter
        i've probably put a thousand hours on gta sa back on the PS2 as a kid
        at LEAST

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cringemeister brags about wasting 1000s of hours on his digital toys
          LMAO get the frick outta here, kid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >zoomer pretending he hasnt spent thousands just farming currencies in a wide variety of phone game derivatives

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you say that like Zoomers weren't all playing GTA when they were six, and are the core audience now.

              bad game for zoomers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Game dev time bloat is unirocally a very serious issue on par with budget bloat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dont worry zoomer, the part meant for you is GTA Online 2, there you'll have all the battle passes, grinding, daily missions, recurrent "jobs" and dopamine shots from getting pointless unlockables you'll need for the next 15 years.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And all the while your hairline is getting more and more fricked up. Sounds good.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >zoomers talking about fricked up hairlines

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              feels pretty good hitting the hairline lottery

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're putting all of their efforts into GTA 6 Online, that's why. Then we wait 10 years for GTA 7. Rinse repeat morons.

          >The game is going to focus on online because the last game prints money
          Frick people that spend money on online systems to skip the artificial grind that they put in to cause people to spend money, we could have it so good if it wasn't for these people.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the part of the game everyone will play and the shitty story will be forgotten? Sounds good to me

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Make no mistake, both will be forgotten, but one will be populated by people who arent even having fun and are just in it for the dopamine shots.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >zoomer admits he's going to fall for that microtransaction-bait skinnerbox
            Ganker really is the biggest gathering of casuals of all.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bro, you're playing GTA games. You're a wigger from 2003. You don't have high taste.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The frick do you think video games are supposed to be? If you want something to waste 16 hours a day for years on end become an alcoholic or do drugs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wait

        Were you patiently sitting on your chair this whole time? Nobody “waits” for video games unless they exclusively only play a handful of series

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anon defends this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >61 hours
          Feels like twice as that. I played Valhalla, did almost nothing but story missions and dropped it twice and I still have like a third of the territories left.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing wrong with Valhalla's length. There's a lot wrong with it's content.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >buy a super mario for $60
        >100% it in a weekend
        >now what

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >beat 40 hour game in one 48 hour period
        Anon... Do you need to talk?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >moron that doesn't play video game lecturing people who have been gaming for 30 years about how you play games
        why are you there, peasant?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can play games that aren't GTA.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm going to 100% it which will take 60 hours

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We waited a decade for
    You didn't do shit.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can’t wait to drive to place, press x to interact and then shoot npcs and then drive back to other place while listening to dialogue for 40 hecking hours!!! truly the greatest game makers of the century

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watch out, reductionism is the gateway drug to killing yourself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is he wrong tho
        For a board that hates snoy slop it is quite amusing to see people here defend rockstar slop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          every game is repetitive and simplistic
          every facet of life is repetitive and simplistic
          existence itself is repetitive and simplistic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rockstar games' story modes are movie games. Courses of interaction are extremely limited. Walk 1 cm out of the designated area? Mission failed. Kill NPC 1 nanosecond before the game allowed you to? Mission failed. Saddled the wrong horse? Mission failed. There is 0 freedom in gameplay, everything is on the rails. And of course there is 0 freedom in narrative too.
            Watch Dogs is a GTA clone that actually encourages the player to experiment with the environment and do things their own way. Gameplay is much more fun than rockstarslop. Game is only let down by story, soundtrack and polish.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >And of course there is 0 freedom in narrative too.
              Why does Ganker's criticism of Rockstar always boil down to "why isnt this an RPG"?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because the length of a rockstar game is ridiculous. RDR 2 with a 50 hour long story is bizarre for a movie game.
                Of course different people will tolerate different things. But my limit for movie games is around 15 hours. Past that the experience becomes very tedious. If the experience isn't engaging and stimulating it should at least be short.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And? How does making it an RPG change anything?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He spent the entire post describing freedom of gameplay and you focus on that one line where he talks about the narrative?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes because I have no kdea why everyone wants to turn every single fricking game into an RPG.
                RPGs are the worst genre of all, specially the ones with crap like dialogue choices.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes because I have no kdea why everyone wants to turn every single fricking game into an RPG.
                Numbers go up, dopamine goes up

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Watch Dogs is a GTA clone that actually encourages the player to experiment with the environment and do things their own way
              Which ends up being a farce becaude hacking in Watch Dogs rarely amounted to anything more than distractions and, ironically, only became fun if you went guns blazing ignoring all the hacking.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In 2 swatting or snitching on gang members and watching them kill each other is a viable tactic.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >And of course there is 0 freedom in narrative too.
              Alphie detected. In older rockstar titles there truly was 0 freedom of narrative, but ever since gta 4 they have had multiple endings. RDR2 has a whole fricking morality system for crying out loud.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rockstar has a formula (read as: slop recipe) but unlike Ubislop they put out a game like every 5 years instead of every year and unlike with Ubislop anyone aping their formula hasn't even come close to their level.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looking at reality leads to making something yourself or dying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they keep the psuedo realism like red dead 2 i think it will be alot less repetetive. having to pull the bigger guns out of your trunk everytime like the horse gun in rdr2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      u also get to listen to nicki minaj and drake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        will they even bother with rock station?
        current main stream rock is so bad...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All while being forced to listen to more modern music.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40hr GTA story
    That's the longest one yet if they mean 40hrs of primarily focusing the main story missions.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fan-fricking-tastic. Singleplayer confirmed not to be an afterthought like people feared.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real gamers dropped all interest instantly at female protag.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody plays fricking gta for the story you triple Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played them all for the story

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you measure a lenght of a games story? Combined lenghts of mission cutscenes and other "cinematic" moments like slowly walking with a character while they yap? Do we count the traversal time from mission to mission? That whole thing has always felt really nebulous to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But measuring a games lenght by moving as quickly as you can from one objective to the next is such a bad medium. For instance the map of RDR2 is huge and traversing on horseback is slow. Meanwhile in a semi open ended game like dishonored you can speed blitz through the game shockingly fast. It's just a very bad way to measure the amount of time a person will spend with a game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will also add that in games like soulborne or remedystuff, large parts of the story happen in collectible audio logs, item descriptions or notes. So do we also add the time spent reading/listening to them as "lenght of story"?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will also add that in games like soulborne or remedystuff, large parts of the story happen in collectible audio logs, item descriptions or notes. So do we also add the time spent reading/listening to them as "lenght of story"?

          blame speedrun addicted zoomers that think an measure of the game story's length is a measure of how good it is
          that's the metric they use

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly I blame streamers. They play games as a thing to attract people to watch them sit in a chair and yap. And because they always need to be playing the most popular new shit, they just speedrun through their games from objective to objective. And so many young people just experience games secondhand like this and think that's the way it is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So do we not then count gameplay sections as lenght of a games story? Because player skill and playstyle can heavily influence those.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No offence but are you mentally deficient?

        have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No offence but are you mentally deficient?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. 90iq brainlet

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's an odd way to say yes but okay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its gta. If you run everywhere, cut corners, and speed on every street you'll beat it in half the time.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red Dead 2's main story is 50 and with side quests it's 80, for me it was about 90 the first time, 40 is pretty good.
    At least it's not just a barebones excuse for GTA VI online like I expected it to be.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good to know they're adding hurricanes

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t worry it’ll get delayed again.
    You can have a 25 hour story mode in 2028

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey look it's the bill clinton kid

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yea i'm not gonna play 40 hour campaign. make it 20 hours max and might bother

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we
    Cannot imagine waiting for AAAAAA schlopsloshsloshsloshslosh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will because Rockstar is, along wirh From and Monolith, the only ones that make an open world that I actually feel like exploring and that I'll find something.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"leaks"
    I can't believe people still fall for this shit.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's only main story then it's alright. Doing everything else the game has to offer probably turn it to like 150+

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to run over pedestrians, shoot up public spaces, and get into running gunfights with law enforcement. I plan to become the biggest terror in that little virtual world.

    >story

    Whatever. I never finished the main quest in GTA 5 nor in RDR2.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Optimal way to play any GTA game

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heh

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40 hours of "drive from point A to B while NPC rants on passengers seat"

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After crap like Assassins Creed Valhalla that just keeps going on and on and on for like 150 hours you really are asking for more of thia crap? Haven't people already learned their lesson about making games too long and maps too big?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just 40 hours if you do the main story only?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's pretty long for a gta main story

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GTA's been dead since San Adreas.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope they drop the whole "satire" aspect of the plot already, no idea why GTA can't have a more serious plot like RDR.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's never been serious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more serious plot like RDR.
      rofl
      lombardo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes?
        That awkwardly overly scripted moment doesnt mean the game is full of "wacky and self aware" attempts at humor like GTA V was, which becomes fricking insufferable with its nuSimpsons-tier "look, we referenced a current thing, thats the joke, laugh now".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes?
          No?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Again, explain how the game being overly linear affects the writing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gta campaign isn't gta online.
          mainline game has zero
          >"wacky and self aware" attempts at humor like GTA V was, which becomes fricking insufferable with its nuSimpsons-tier "look, we referenced a current thing, thats the joke, laugh now".
          And falls on you the burden to proof they have this kind of writing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >falls on you the burden to proof they have this kind of writing.
            The mission where you kill not Mark Zuckerberg by planting a bomb on his phone.
            The moment when Michael argues that Trevor is a hipster.
            When you are driving to the premiere of Michael's movie with his family and suddenly the pothead 15 year old goes on a rant about the Hollywood "life".

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How any of that is "self-aware wacky reference current thing" humor? Do you even understand the concept of SATIRE? GTA humor always was rooted in satirizing America, moron.
              >Verification not required.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thats my problem, satire is boring, unfunny and not a substitute for a plot.
                Social media is shit and its users moronic, no fricking shit, did they really spend 250 million for this?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Thats my problem
                Exactly, that is your problem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you the same type of person who asks for a fallout game outside of US?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, Fallout for me ended with 2.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh they will dont worry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey Jason can we ask Black folk to clean up their Black person culture too?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GTA4, bro?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, GTA 4 did it, now keep doing that before making me out up with some 15 year old pot smoking COD player suddenly go on a rant about Hollywood actor lifestyle.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I moronic? That's 4:13:52 which I view as four hours, thirteen minutes, and fifty two seconds. Probably how long the current session the dev was on for. How do you get forty hours from that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you're fricking moronic

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GTA games aren't even fun for anything other than fricking around occasionally. Why do they put that much story in them, like anyone cares?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people here think anyone would make a game according to Ganker's feedback? If Ganker made a GTA game it would end up being an RPG with gacha shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but it woule le epic btfo the heckin libshits and trannies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I made GTA, it'd be a Blast Corps inspired game where you do abstract challenges in vehicles.

        Because GTA is shit. They never got past the "wow, big!" phase, and developed the gameplay into something fun.
        The writing is obnoxious and not funny too.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh 40hrs stooory!
    I wonder how long RDR2 or GTAV stories are in that comparison, marketed by Cuckstar..

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After seeing what happened to Rockstar of David after GTAO and shark cards you gotta be moronic to expect anything from them anymore. RDR2 was their last stroke of greatness, and thats only because it start development before the changes caused by GTAO.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RDR2 was a pretentious bore and with the most awful gameplay I can rememer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        found the pinkerton

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This place has no idea what the word pretentious means.
        RDR2 is a very simple story that only the brainlets in Ganker could think its hard to understand, even Youtubers get it.
        The one thats pretentious is GTA V, which seems to think that having people clap st not-Mark Zuclerberg for saying he has sold social media user data to the government is some kind of high brow intelligent deep critique of society.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rockstar in general is kind of pretentious. They insist upon their own image as these makers of prestige games, and people buy into it every time, despite the games kind of not being fun at all.
          They call themselves "Rockstar". It's all there in the name. They're full of themselves.
          Peaked with Lemmings.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Peaked with GTA 2
            Jesus my saviour.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not-Mark Zuclerberg for saying he has sold social media user data to the government
          GTA always had this type of shit, they only executed it in a funnier way

          The problem besides a diversity hires and all that bullshit is that GTA used to be set in decades past where you can make Fun of most things without triggering a shitshow because enough time had passed, the only way rockstar could make a funny parody of today is if they went full chud and hired Ganker to write the jokes

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick the parody shit, Rockstar's never been good at that and RDR shows they are better writing a normal story than any "funny" satire crap.
            Oh wow, politicians are corrupt and social media is moronic, goddamn genius shit right there.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >RDR shows they are better writing a normal story than any "funny" satire crap.
              It showed they're bad at both.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, everything is bad, whatever Ganker

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everything Rockstar makes is bad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's fun about the gameplay, or entertaining about the writing?
                >walk to glowing point on map
                >listen to NPC say something that's supposed to be funny, but isn't
                >play some brainless Simon Says mission, where you just do whatever menial task the game tells you to do, when it tells you

                It's legitimately awful

                I'm incapable of taking Ganker's opinions seriously when this place has shilled crap like Genshin Impact, Metal Gear Survive and has unironic Fortnite skin discussion threads.

                Those are better too. Fortnite is actually pretty fun.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Those are better too. Fortnite is actually pretty fun.
                Yes Ganker, those farming simulators are almost as fun as gossiping about literally whos on Twitter, right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fortnite is about fast thinking and improvisation. It's fun.
                GTA is about an illusion of freedom, where the game leads you around by the nose and tells you exactly what to do.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fortnite is about farming currency to unlock skins, there's a reason no Fortnite discussion is ever about anything but skins and emotes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's a money making component bolted onto a free game. It doesn't impact the actual gameplay.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The missions are something I do every now and then. In RDR2 for example I would always take a hike in between missions.
                Did you know you can actually find the Braithwaite gold in the game?
                Its pretty fricking obscure but if you are lucky enough to find the right friendly camper in the swamps he can set you in the right direction.
                And I did just that, snd it was great, I almost forgot what it was to play an open world where not everything was an icon on the map.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm incapable of taking Ganker's opinions seriously when this place has shilled crap like Genshin Impact, Metal Gear Survive and has unironic Fortnite skin discussion threads.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everything rockstar past SA is bad, yes.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Rockstar's never been good at that and RDR shows they are better writing a normal story than any "funny" satire crap
              >Oh wow, politicians are corrupt and social media is moronic, goddamn genius shit right there
              Why did you feel the need to Tell everyone that you never played any of their games before GTA 5? They are shit are normal stories and the only thing they ever had going for them was funny wacky lowbrow stories

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they are shit at normal stories
                Fricking Black person autocorrect

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it isnt because GTA has never made me laugh once. In fact, I had more of a laugh antagonizing random people in RDR2 and seeing them react.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No it isnt because GTA has never made me laugh once
                Ofc, you only played GTA 5, the series was never meant to be serious in any way shape or form

                You will get what you want, however, the story will probably be some netflix original tier serious crime drama with some cringe leftist social statements sprinkled in it like RDR2 was, you have nothing to worry about

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, my ideal would be if they based it on The Godfather or Scarface, but without the ñarody aspect.
                Whats curious is that they did do just this, but it was on one of the PSP games, Liberty City Stories, that was straight up Godfather. No idea why they dropped it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No, my ideal would be if they based it on The Godfather or Scarface, but without the ñarody aspect
                That sounds like a cool game and all but its just not GTA without the over the top exagerated moronation of the NPCs and characters in the world

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Thats my problem
                Exactly, that is your problem.

                If your satire is nothing but a bunch of "sky is blue" tier statements, is that satire really that much of a precious thing? Not to mention there's already a bunch of GTA games where the satire is completely absent beyond some moments on the radio.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If your satire is nothing but a bunch of "sky is blue" tier statements, is that satire really that much of a precious thing?
                The satire isnt in the content but in the execution, its how exagerated everything is, thats the funny part

                When they make missions referencing or based on the iran–contra affair or the rampart scandal in GTA VC or SA, It isnt meant to be intelligent commentary on this cases, its meant to be exagerated, they always looks for inspiration in conspiracies but real and unproven/imagined ones for their stories and they always played them for laughs instead of making a super serious social commentary/parody/whatever on them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I understand and somewhat agree with the critics of the story and rockstar of david gameplay for missions, but the world they built for RDR2 is beautiful and roaming around it and treating the game as a sandbox is great fun. And they will never be able to do that again.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im playing Bully again and it made me realize how soulless modern vidya, rockstar specially, has become

    Its so over bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play games that aren't made by Rockstar and Ubisoft.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There will be thunderstorms
    RAIN CONFIRMED FOR GTA 6!!!

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40 hour story
    >200 hours pinging asiatics from the rooftops

    what did he mean by this?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rockstar in 2000 to 2013
    leak proof profesional devs that are air thight in whatever news comes out of the games, make sure to release a working product on launch
    >Rockstar since the diversity hires entered in 2014
    constant leaks, everyone jumping ship, released the absolute worst remakes of the last decade

    theres no developer where DEI has been more harmfull to than Rockstar
    they went from absolute perfectionists to Ubishit tier in less than a decade

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The frick are you talking about? RDR2 is literally the mlst detailed open world ever, those remakes werent even made by them and were outsourced by Take Two to a bunch of literal indians, and in the past 10 years its only had two major leaks: RDR2's beta map in 2017 and a hacker breaking into their servers a couple years ago.

      >working product on launch
      Do I need to remind you that GTA 4's PC port is one of the worst ports ever made, had one of the mos broken releases ever and runs so bad (due to only being capable of using one CPU core) that GTA V actually runs better?
      Hell, RDR2 is so well optimized that it runs well on the Steam Deck despite Triple As barely catching up to it in graphics now, 6 years and half of a new gen later.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40 hour story
    How the frick are gonna stretch a gta story, let alone rockstar story where into 40 hours?
    I know the answer but yeesh that's gonna be drawn the frick out.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best part of GTA games is driving around with the radio on.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getting hoped for AAA games - no wait, I mean AAAA games now
    >ever

    lol

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That sounds long for a GTA game.
    I don't like the games anyway so I don't give a frick.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a 40 hour story sounds good to me. this game is going to be lit

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does that include all the driving in between missions?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're putting all of their efforts into GTA 6 Online, that's why. Then we wait 10 years for GTA 7. Rinse repeat morons.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Story is irrelevant in video games and it is the least important component of writing in any medium.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Waa it's too long
    >Waa it's too short
    You fricking morons will complain about anything won't you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Its too long
      Nobody says that, if its too long for you just move on to something else

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody says that
        scroll up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's called bait anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >satire is completely absent
            >beyond this other thing
            moron

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It needs to be satire for it to be bait
              >Implying more of a good thing is somehow bad
              Guess this is bait?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong reply, m8.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to Ganker

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40 hour main story
    That's literally fine lol, obviously doesn't include sidejobs

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Already feeling withdrawals and need to move the schizoposting to the next frachise?
    Howlongtobeat numbers, main story only
    >San Andreas 30.5 hours
    >GTAIV 27.5 hours
    >GTAV 32 hours
    It's a goddamn open world sandbox and since 5 an online platform more than anything. What fricking schizo ass-donkey raped moron complains about the goddamn length of the bloody fricking story in a piss and shitting themepark open world game when it's more than its predecessors? I never touched anything beyond San Andress and even then the main fricking missions weren't were most of my goddamn time was spent. Try to farm outrage by beheading yourself on traintracks next time, you absolute tool.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We waited a decade for a 40 hour story.
    Why? Just play the good one again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cyberpunk 2077?

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    40 hours seems long for a GTA game. Most of the missions consisted of stealing a specific ride and delivering it to a garage, after all.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But how much time can I spend mowing down Black folk on the beach?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    40 hours ain't bad if there's no padding

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most people won't finish it anyway.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, how the frick do you stretch out a 100+ hour story for a cookie-cutter trope like Bonnie and Clyde??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does she keep rubberbanding back into the door?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GYATT

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We waited a decade
    "We" didn't you moronic zogslave, you did. I don't care about cuckstar

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick plays GTA for the story? lmao. Give me expanded side-hustle shit to frick around with like Vice City and San Andreas businesses. Give me all the good shit from GTA online (gun running/manufacturing etc) but made better for single player

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive been over this shit since they decided they're woke now and most of the original team left in direct response to that or were already gone
    I didnt even think 5 was good (shitty map, where are the other two cities ffs?), the last good gta was san andreas.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    40 hours is way too long for a game like this ngl.
    I gave up on GTA IV and V halfway through, this one seems to be even longer lol
    Sony, for all its faults, does it right. Keeps the movie games short and digestible.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we

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