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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a quest, please

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go talk to Ethon he should have the key to the wine cellar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I said QUEST dumb b***h, I'm not looking for wine.
        You know what, gimme some milk.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All I got is goat milk.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She-goat milk? I'll take your whole inventory

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Here ya go~

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The jiggle is burned into my memory

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing but you can take this useless junk I looted from me. Huh? Yeah all your gold is enough.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "We have many fine DEEAALS, what are you looking for?"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take two plus 1 long-swords of speed.
      Please & thank you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A HELM TO PROTECT YOUR OWN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw selling him item dupes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A HELM TO PROTECT YOUR OWN

      Frick, I heard it.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Shit, I talked to the stupid npc again."
    >Spams button through the options to exit the conversation.
    >Goes to a remote corner of the tavern.
    >Resumes duplicating items via save reload.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they don't know I'm duping

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Baldurs Gate wasnt gay as frick?

    I'm trying to enjoy 3 but everyone being a homosexual and them rubbing it in your face has really soured me.

    No more new games for me, glad I pirated it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Old D&D: "I'm going so seek my fortune."

      >New D&D: "Look how many dragon dildos I can cram into my butthole! "

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What new D&D are you playing? I wish I had dragon dildos.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never chose any gay options, so it was never an issue in my playthrough
      I did frick a space frog lady, though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not an argument
        the sodomic homosexual writers made it so if youre nice to anyone theyll rape you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >argument
          what argument? i wasn't arguing. just saying it was never an issue in my playthrough
          don't pick the gay options, that's where you messed up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"as long as it's behind closed doors!"
            >years later
            >"wtf why are my kids being taught about anal sex by pedophiles at school"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You replied to the wrong post

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I replied to the right one.
                >"Just don't pick the gay options, everyone know slippery slope don't real"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here are just the first examples that come to mind in a Im trying to ignore it playthrough.

        If you kill the gay druid you cannot complete a major side quest and ironically remove corruption of nature in act 2. This is the only quest I found where you're directly punished by the devs for your choice.

        The good option in act 2 is saving lesbians and basically gay sex saving the land.
        Another that comes to mind is if you're playing a guy and pick a male mentor, you will literally dream about him then 3 out of 4 conversation options are how you're bicurious.

        Dragon Age Origins is very woke but it's still not as woke as BG3 even if BG3 is the better game

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breast milk please, I'll drink it straight from the tap.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ha.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have two galons of breast milk for me right there
    I'll take those up to the largest room and drink em dry while plapping your sideways elfussy until my balls are drained and shrivled up like rasins

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a faire poste

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the pc versions are still 30 dollars a piece
    Why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a good delal for $30

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The game is older than half this board.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          age doesnt make a game less valuable zoomer

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Intellectual property laws and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >30 bucks and still haven't gone on sale a single time
      >Game doesn't even have online support
      At this point, what benefits does it even come with that I can't get from just playing it on my OG Xbox?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get the gog versions for freee

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Order up!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either the patrons are paying to see her breasts get covered in food or shes getting fired on day one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's trying her best!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dark Alliance on par with Diablo? I kept hearing it's the next best thing if you didn't have a PC to play Diablo 2 back in 2000's.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but console cope was real.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, but it was still a lot of fun playing 2 player coop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how Diablo fricks you if you play a fighter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a fun romp, I liked it more than D2 to be honest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be surprised how different these games actually are to Diablo. You can pan the camera for a start. Personally I prefer them.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my first and only vidya fap

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate my life.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do some many diablo clones opt for mouse based movement? I feel like the BG:DA games have clearly shown there are better alternatives.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was the ending to this game so disappointing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It felt rushed as frick & the main big bad should have been telegraphed better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ending cutscene scared the crap out of me as a kid.
      Lurking shadows with red eyes charging from trees cast in deep shadow.
      Thinking about it now gives me the creeps.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you play 2?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Never did. Should I?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It pick ups right after & it improves on everything.
            I'm really digging the crafting system.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'll download it. Which character are you playing as?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Barbarian.
                Having a blast raging & dual wielding.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice. I might go moon elf and grab a friend to plow through it over the weekend.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's kinda neat that the main MC is a Necromancer.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            DA 2 is the best of all the Snowblind games. Dark Alliance, Norrath, Fallout, Bard's Tale. It's the best of all of them. The first is basically the weakest.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks ur path*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no port
      >emulation is still borked
      aaaaaa

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah a couple of years ago it was a pain to play it but now it emulates well. Works great on the steamdeck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do like champions of norrath better than baldur's gate dark alliance games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This game had at least one fun bug

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What are you alluding to, exactly?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you started a two player game and went to stat distribution for the second player but then backed out back to player one’s stat distribution you’d get another 20 points to spend, and you could just do this until you got everything to 100. Wouldn’t work for player 4 for obvious reasons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pick female character
      >remove all armor and clothes
      >
      Yep, it's gaming time. I remember I got like halfway through the game with the female wizard character just running around naked. Based developers, there were even armors that deliberately didn't cover the panties.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no port
      >emulation is still borked
      aaaaaa

      I emulated both Norrath games just fine 2 years ago, but the games themselves hate you if you pick a melee based character because you're getting stunlocked 24/7.
      2 had a skill that mitigated that but was too far into the skilltree.
      I haven't play the Dark Alliance game and don't know if the melee classes are also fricked in them.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Order up!

      Sauce seems obscure

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nevermind, gross futa artist.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some milk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coming up!

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need to find the restroo- I mean the breast room.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Champions when?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinly great action adventure game, you just beat things up and pick up things to beat things up even more.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had friends to play D&D with.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be ur fren

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks you.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A flatter barmaid, please.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason I remembered this being better than Dark Alliance 2, upon replaying it, it really wasn't.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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