WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE. PS5 HAS NO GAMES

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
PS5 HAS NO GAMES

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WE GOT EVERY SLOP YOU WANT, homosexual
    WE GOT REMAKES

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We are the console that you can play whatever you may sneed
      If you got the money, honey, we got your dlc.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, runnin' out of games
    That are exclusives
    Waitin' for Naughty Dog
    To give us movie slop

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LISTEN WELL, WILL YOUR PORT TO PC?
    OR WILL YOU STAY ON NINTENDO WII?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    UNLESS YOU WANNA PLAY WITH
    TRANA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NEEES NEES

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OH UH IM GONNA MAKE YOU SEETHE

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Axl the Fraser of rock bands?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will there ever be a Ganker parody that will top No Games Inc?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I came here to laugh, not to feel
      take me back to the mid 2000s bros...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting to go back to a time when Ganker was blind about the israelites and nogs

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I clicked it and it just took me back to the Ganker catalog

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ganker is pol silly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cis-fire?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was the greatest year...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      for me, its

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, Bus Simulator is a fricking awesome game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bus simulator
        >can't help the chocolate gentleman find the bouncy part of the bus
        I wasn't immersed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there's few, like this one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Will there ever be a Ganker parody that will top No Games Inc?

        >le musical

        [...]

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
    AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
    PS5 HAS NO GAMES

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SEE THE LITTLE homosexual WITH THE WRITER JOB AND THE MAKEUP
    YEAH BUDDY, THAT'S HIS OWN HAIR
    THAT LITTLE homosexual GOT HIRED FOR THIS GAME
    THAT LITTLE homosexual, HIS PARENTS ARE MILLIONAIRE

    THAT AIN'T WORKIN', THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT
    MONEY FOR NOTHIN' AND THE BOTTOM SURGERY FOR FREE

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    REMAKES AND GOYSLOP
    IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rose is a dickhead so you should do the opposite of what he says

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you homosexuals can't even match the syllables then just stop

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHITE MAN CAME
    ACROSS THE SEA
    HE HAD NO GAMES
    FOR PS3

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically enjoy listening to chinese democracy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like Shackler's Revenge. The rest of the album is kinda meh.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >WELCOME TO PLAYSTATION
    >WE AIN'T GOT NO GAMES

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH

    BLUNDER

    AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH

    BLUNDER

    AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH

    BLUNDER

    AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH

    BLUNDER

    I HAD BOUGHT
    A PS5 HOPING GAMES WOULD BE BACK
    (BLUNDER)
    I WAS WRONG, AND I KNEW, WON'T GET MY MONEY BACK
    (BLUNDER)
    I'M DISGRACED, ONLY HAVE LAST OF US 2
    (BLUNDER)
    AND I KNEW, THERE WAS NO GAMES, NO GAMES FROM YOU
    (BLUNDER)
    SOUND OF NO FUN, BEATING IN MY HEART
    THE WASTING OF FUNDS, TORE ME APART
    I'VE BEEN

    BLUNDERSTRUCK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      P S 5
      IT HAS NO GAMES

      P S 5
      ITS HAS NO FRAMES

      P S 5
      GPU OVERLOAD

      P S 5
      WATCH IT EXPLOOOOOOOOOODE!!!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM
        (NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM)
        NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM
        (NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM)
        THERE IS NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM!
        (NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM)
        NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM
        (NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM)
        NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM
        (NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM)
        THERE IS NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM!
        (NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM)
        NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM!

        NO GAMES FROMY SONY
        NO GAMES ON THE SWITCH
        NO GAMES FROM XBOX
        NO GAMES ON PC

        THERE ARE NO GAMES

        YET YOU BOUGHT ITTTTTTTT

        I WANT YOU TO PAY FOR ME

        THERE ARE NO GAMES

        YOU BOUGHT IT

        THERE ARE NO GAMES

        YOU BOUGHT IT

        THERE ARE NO GAMES

        YOU BOUGHT IT

        THERE ARE NO GAMES

        YOU BOUGHT IT

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ALL I WANNA SAY IS SONY NEVER CARED ABOUT US

  19. 1 year ago
    Victor

    Shitch has no games, PS5 is the only console out right now with games

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YOU GIVE US FORTUNE
    YOU GIVE US FAME
    EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T GIVE YOU GAMES

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
    WERE HALF WAY ZERO

    HALF OF ZERO

    IS STILL NO GAMES!

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >P S 3
    >HAS NO GAMES!
    >P S 3
    >HAS NO GAMES!
    >PS3 and it has no games (aauuugh)
    >PS3 and it has no games (yeah)

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker has shittier taste in music than fricking Ganker does

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dadrock is way better than kpopshit and kanye

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        imagine browsing Gankermble rap unironically.

        plebs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine browsing Gankermble rap unironically.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >AIN'T GOT NO GAMES
    >THIS SLOP IS A REAL BORE
    >AIN'T GOT NO GAMES
    >JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE

    >You know I preordered a PS3 remaster
    >I got the digital deluxe edition
    >I'm gonna call you a hater
    >I'll cope by saying "it's good with a friend", my friend

    >AIN'T GOT NO GAMES
    >THE NEW BUGS MAKE BEATING IT A CHORE
    >AIN'T GOT NO GAMES
    >JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    in totally unrelated news my 6 year old daughter thinks this is the best song ever

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >TWO YEARS IN AND IT SEEMS TO ME
    >A SLOWER ROLLOUT THAN THE PS3
    >AND IF THEY TAKE TOO LONG
    >I'LL JUST REPLAY PERSONA 5

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NOW AND THEN AT A SNAIL'S PACE
    >THEY'LL PUT OUT A GAME THAT'S SLIGHTLY BASED
    >BUT IF I PLAY TOO LONG
    >MY DUALSENSE WILL SURELY DIE

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >SNOYS AND GOYS
    >THAT'S RIGHT
    >GET OUTTA MY WAYYYY
    >DON'T WANNA BUY NONE OF YOUR REMAKES TODAYYYY

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SAY HIS NAME Ganker

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's six syllables, the actual line has five.

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