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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dove

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fat fricks have to use more soap to clean themselves
      frick its genius to back them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit it's all according to keikaku

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody wants to play with a fat femdyke's size 100 character.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miku!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's Sona from League

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, Miku then.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, with fat breasts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, Miku then.

        Yeah, with fat breasts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Besides Miku and Sona who are the other ones anyways?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see Privaty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her new gfuel flavor!!
      As much as I love both gfuel ad Miku, her flavor sounds disgusting.
      >rock candy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you Black person that sounds SO good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      omg its migu

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no one is playing lardass that's for sure.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because fat people are gross

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am already fat in real life, I don't want to be fat in-game as well.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >marketing to female gamers
    Hello fellow teens energy

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ila creatura…

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bc no one wants a 200kg sea horse blocking all the camera

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick does that sentence mean. They just put "player 1" as a vaguely video game thing but it doesn't make any sense. In what game is player 1 forced to be size 0? The sentence implies that player 2 can be fat (otherwise there's no need to specify player 1). There's no game where player 2 can be fat but player 1 can't - and even if there was, all the players would have to do would be trade controller or something. Yes I know I'm being autistic about some dumb ad aimed at fat women.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There's no game where player 2 can be fat but player 1 can't
      usually it's the opposite, player 1 is fat and short (mario) and player 2 is thin and tall (luigi)

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how long until western civilization collapses

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it don't matter, man. none of it matters

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get out of the way fatty, you're blocking my view

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE FAT b***hES
    THEY ALWAYS GOT THE MOST TO SAY
    SHUT THE FRICK UP FAT b***hES

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because factoids don't deserve recognition or happiness and should either lose weight or die of heart attack faster. Would Miku. Next question.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that's exactly what I was reminded of kek

    But it turns out Dove was right
    I kneel.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would smell the feet of the two in the back, but not the creature in the front.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ngl, i didn't even noticed the fat b***h at first, my eyes went straight to the chick on the right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt't that Tina's wrestling buddy though?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        though? what do you mean though?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she actually fricks black men.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is Miku here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Miku. It's a generic sample avatar, created and owned by Dove

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't wanna play as a fat woman. Go ahead if you think it will make fat women play your game but I won't.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >surprised by dove pulling shit
    you moronic?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is anything under obese size 0? Is size 0 even real? I don't know how women's sizes work but I wear size 72 pants

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they not live in the world where the most recognizable player 1 and 2 are a short fat Italian and a skinnier tall Italian plumber.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Males don't count.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat men don't exist to women. When anything in the media mentions "plus size" or "fat" in a positive, it means women. Body positivity also doesn't apply to fat men. No srsly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lazy white guys
        I knew there were double standards but I had no idea it went that far

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This could be satire, I don't think this was written seriously

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whatever helps you sleep at night I guess

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This shit is really annoying, social programming all the way. Like go to Zara online shop, try finding some t-shorts and I guarantee you that every male model will be a Black person. Hugo Boss for suit? Nag/sandnag. Levis for jeans? You guessed it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >check levis website mens section
              >3 white guys
              >1 hispanic guy
              >1 SE asian guy
              >FIVE Black folk
              >go to womens section
              >mostly attractive white/asian women
              Holy kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all the female models have multiple unattractive features (fat, old, etc)
            >1 (ONE) male model out of 6 has a token unattractive feature (balding)

            >Be soap company
            >Need more sales
            >IDEA
            >Make your customers fatter and physically with more surface area
            >More surface area means more soap
            >STONKS
            Absolutely talmudic.

            Also remember fat people have rolls and they need to wash in between them kek

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >1 (ONE) male model out of 6
              Pretty sure there's only 3 models there. They just used 2 photos for each guy. But yeah, it's still bullshit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just noticed. I mean on the top row you have a fat granny, an obese Black person, and one utterly unremarkable white woman in her 30s who I honestly find neither appealing nor ugly, she’s just there.
                20 years ago she’d have been the token “ugly” (but actually just kinda mediocre/average) model. Now she’s the only one who doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, I think women are more mentally ill than trannies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          having 11% less brain power will do that to you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trannies are definitely more INTELLIGENT than women, but “mentally ill” doesn’t refer to your IQ score, it’s about your ability to function in human society. Trannies are extremely mentally disturbed but high in raw intelligence as evidenced by their VAST overrepresentation compared to real women in any game of skill (esports, speedrunning, etc) whereas women are generally 100 IQ midwits but are much less likely to be schizos, autists, etc.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is Dove, a beauty product company, thinking using an unattractive body type to most people for their ad campaign? They'll go back once they realized their sales drop

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Migu is always sexy

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because most women prefer the power fantasy of being healthy and conventionally attractive?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is it?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because fat people are disgusting and unhealthy. No one wants to see or play as that shit

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fat people are immoral and are not heroic

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >owned by the same company that owns Ben and jerry's
    Goyims taste better when they've been fattened

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No money for woke.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does a soap company have to gain from shitting on gamers?
    Do they do it just because they can? Like stomping on ants, it's malicious but who cares, they're just ants.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about shitting on gamers, it's about glamorising a body type that takes more soap to wash.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All recent dove ads have a fricking ugly girl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's the point of marketing bathing products to people who already use them anyway

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should be one of those "drop X in to vote" type advertisements. wonder which one would be at the bottom

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if fat characters have larger hit boxes, why would anyone pick them over slimmer ones?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can finally play as the ugly bastard.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be soap company
    >Need more sales
    >IDEA
    >Make your customers fatter and physically with more surface area
    >More surface area means more soap
    >STONKS
    Absolutely talmudic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be smart and the people at these companies aren't smart, they did it because they hired a fat bluehair with a social studies degree to do their marketing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The real Hanlon's Razor.
        Never ascribe to stupidity that can be explained with malice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nono. They hired blue hair with gender studies degree EXACTLY because they can feed her the "women empowerment" shit while underpaying her and making her do these shitty ads.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So if there's miku then the fat one must be rin? What the frick happened

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big brain take here. If they're pushing fat loss drugs so hard, you'd think they'd want to go back to glorifying size 0 because that's why people take these drugs. Yeah, you're happy to see the diabetes go, but we all know they're going to feel LIGHTER and thus have more ENERGY and thus will be free to be HAPPIER. The reason player 1 is always size 0 is because player 1 is focused on defeating the challenge without a poorly managed body to hinder the mind. Clearly the people who would choose this avatar spend a frickton of time thinking about their own shitty body and good looking people. This notion of having the character look like you, but MOVE like a size 0 is both hilarious and ridiculous. The people these avatars are made to mimic their real-life counterparts are all ugly, unhappy, and the true basement dwellers that have always historically been ignored. The internet has created a world every one has reach, and thus these weaklings have entered the market under the guise of inclusivity. Of course that has proven to be terrible for the industry to include their feelings in game design. We're not even going into the idea of ideal forms here. Nobody WANTS to be a fatass unless they have an inflation fetish. Period. The End.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >skinny
    plap plap plap
    >fat
    plap plap plap
    >tall
    plap plap plap
    >short
    plap plap plap
    >pretty
    plap plap plap
    >ugly
    plap plap plap
    >female
    plap plap plap
    >male
    plap plap plap

    simple as

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the plapper has cometh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't plap landwhales anon.
      You just don't.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        id plap an actual whale
        you cant tell me what to do

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because they won't die at age 30

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a touchscreen? The arrows imply you can change characters, which would be hilarious if this had a tracker that kept a tally of how many people changed and chose one of the "Size 0" characters.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a fact that gamers prefer DEX builds

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