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I care so little for your query that I'd rather look up my zodiac sign.
Petrus, fuck priests and their "holy" attitude.
Patches, killed on sight on Elden Ring dont even care if there was a quest with him
>tfw born a male cancer
>tfw born a male virgo
Same, twice so, actually
I just cleaned all the dishes and felt really satisfied
I don't know who these are.
The guy on the bottom left looks like the Roman Centurion from Eternal Darkness, and that guy was a real motherfucker.
Patches is funny and Lautrec gives you FAP
The DS2 warrior literally does nothing wrong and the other guy is a based schizo and has a cool armor set
don't know who the last guy is
Lautrec is the worst one because without a guide the player can get stuck while the others don't
how do you get stuck just kill him later
and even if you dont its just inconvenience
>Most players won't encounter Lautrec
>They will probably hit the two bells (if they can), without knowing of his existence
>They will lose the ability to upgrade their estus
And that's why there's a firekeeper when you arrive in anor londo and the only way you can trigger it is if you attack it, which most players won't do, or if they learn about its covenant, which most players won't find.
>there's a firekeeper when you arrive in anor londo and the only way you can trigger it is if you attack it, which most players won't do
Also not having a firekeeper never means you're "stuck"
I imagine that the devs made the lordvessel warp for other areas because they figured that players wouldn't do Lautrec quest is a theory but if you lose your firekeeper you don't have access to bonfire
>if you lose your firekeeper you don't have access to bonfire
You can still go to any other bonfire, you're never stuck
But it's like a softlock prevention they did it. It must have been like this
>We'll make the demons take back the players to sen fortress
probably 10/10 players didn't find the exit
>Let's make them warp to another area
Originally you warped to even fewer areas than PTDE which points out that the developers weren't going to let the player warp to firelink but people like never found lautrec and the demons and they gave up and also I imagine the backtracking pissed everyone off.
I have no idea what you're talking about. You're either ESL or extremely schizo and I don't care to follow your ramblings
you just need to go talk to the Firelink firekeeper (which the sitting guy tells you to, so you shouldn't miss it) to know you can upgrade flask and grab the firekeeper soul at the gargoyle church - which you wont miss, Lautrec doesn't even matter here
(and Im pretty sure he escapes on his own and appears at the camp after you kill gargoyles anyway)
and Anor londo firekeeper shows option to upgrade right away by default, you dont have to do anything extra
The DS2 naggers.
Their quest line stars off as one of the best in the series, but the end of either choice sucks ass.
I hate all of these chuds and tend to off them all, but the one I actively despise most is Lautrec, I will boot his ass off the cliff for early FAP without a second thought
Creighton and Pate hate each other, they really have nothing to do with you. Lautrec does nothing to you outside killing a FK and even helps you. Leonhard is basically Lautrec but he kills some maggot woman in a cathedral thats implied to be Gwynevere. Patches is Patches. So that leaves Petrus who is a wolf-in-sheep’s clothing by his own admission, tricked his fellow clerics, will kill Rhea, has Humanity on his person and laughs about the torment of others.
Petrus is the worst.
What did Bloodborne protag ever do wrong?
Pate and Creighton because it feels like a coin toss for the quest to even function properly. I have arbitrarily failed it at least 3 different times while doing everything correct. The homosexuals brand you a traitor and refuse to give me the key to get the gloves for seemingly no reason even if I help the correct one
>Patches is Patches
>Lautrec is a deranged waifufag who murders women for not being as good as his waifu
>Leonhard is a deranged waifufag who murders his waifu to prevent her from talking to other men
>Pate and Creighton are both assholes who murder each other for petty reasons, and their questline gives you cool gloves
>Petrus is a holier-than-thou homosexual who betrays a busty woman because of reasons I can't remember
Going with Petrus, especially since his spell selection sucks compared to Rhea's.
Literally who was in the wrong?
Both were assholes
yeah, pretty hatable and not much in terms of redeeming qualities
he's funny, so I can't hate him
his beef isn't with you at all until you invade, so I don't really care
yeah he's kind of a cunt, but he does give you rewards I guess
Though if I remember correctly at the end he gives you access to a chest that ends up being trapped, so he might be the biggest asshole after all.
his beef isn't really with you, and he has a cool armour, so he's cool in my book
looks cool, and he's alright with you for the most part, I don't remember exactly but I think there was something about the fingers fighting being a normal, inevitable thing, so I didn't really hate him
So probably Pete, but Petrus is also a good candidate, especially since he's just so fucking boring.
Both Pete and Creighton give you a key to the trapped chest
KILL EM ALL
Pate and Creighton are victims of circumstance, Creighton wants to kill Pate for an accident but is genuinely sincere the entire time with his advice, accidents sadly just happen. The entire relationship is enmity through circumstance to one another as an informal mockery of man's inability to see the broader incidental picture.
Patches is Patches, always is and always will be. But at least he's honest.
Petrus is legitimately fine so long as you understand he hates thoroughbred people like his Maiden he abandons, he represents the downtrodden underclass perpetually in servitude to false causes. He is just riding it for all it's worth, filthy hypocrite that he is.
Leonhard and Lautrec are both simpletons to false goddesses they obsess over and inhibit your paths through the game. One takes your Fire Link Shrine Maiden, the other takes your respec mechanic from you. Fuck the both of them.
I actually think Leonhard looks cool.
most of those guys are what you see is what you get, its pretty obvious you shouldn't trust pate, creighton, or lautrec
petrus is a snake in the grass
but you know who i hate more than any of those shmucks?
maldron is the greatest villain in ds
Petrus, fuck Petrus. Patches is a great asshole and i love him for that.
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