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Tomb Raider 2.
What's the story of The Last of Us?
some guys are left somewhere so they're like the last of us.
The last of us? Are we there too?
Zombies, but Fungus
also humongous fungus chungus
It doesn't have one, it's a brick-throwing simulator.
It's a zombie apocalypses but, like, dude, people are the real monsters!
People like the setting for the same reason they like the idea of mafia games.
Social situations were being shitty is incentivized and DRAMA!1
that kind of setting incentivizes cooperation, not poor behavior
you want a setting that incentivizes poor behavior, observe the website you're posting on and the laws of the country you live under
>observe the website you're posting on
Reddit and Twitter?
>and the laws of the country you live under
The real story begins when you look up Sarah's acting career.
Have you ever watched every Zombie movie ever?
Zombie apocalypse, random kid is immune, has to be taken to the "safe haven."
The girl with all the gifts was TLOU if it was any good and that only happened because Nat Geo released a documentary on zombie spores.
The Road with zombies.
If we kill him, we'll be just like him.
>Guy had a daughter when zombie apocalypse begins
>Years alter he is tasked with taken SPECIAL IMMUNE KID to Safe Spot
>Bonds with the little girl as if it were his own daughter
>They explore nature and shit
>Man, weren't humans the real monsters all along?
>Get to safe heaven
>They're going to kill her to make a vaccine, even though neither vaccines nor fungus work that way
>Joel kills everyone to save Ellie, "dooming the world"
>She turns out gay and angsty towards Joel, like a real daughter would
god i hate women
You forgot how they didn't need the cure anyway and things just worked out.
How isn't "the cure" just lots of isopropyl alcohol spray?
Magic spores that infect you in seconds
a childern of men/the road ripoff.
Average zombie movie
dad loses daughter dad adopts new daughter also the not zombie apocalypse
Nothing interesting. It's just presented well and has good voice acting. Other than that it's a very basic story
>started by fungus
>mankind somewhat holding on
>cuck who’s daughter does finds new e-boi needing a father
>e-boi is immune to fungus
>mankind wants to use her to create a vaccine but they need to kill her and harvest her brain to do so
>cuck selfishly refuses and dooms mankind for said e-boi
>actress e-boi is misled off becomes a chud and chops her tits off… she still looks like a women
>everyone mentions how the story starts and how the story ends
does anything important happen in between the prologue and final twist that matters at all?
the only thing the original had imo was graphics, overgrown city looked good on the ps3
Left 4 dead if it was a walking sim
The Walking Dead, now in video game form
Some guy's copy of the mold got infected with mold
>single dad loses daughter during viru-, ahem, fungus outbreak
>years later he’s tasked with escorting a child to an organization to study her fungus immunity
>said child becomes surrogate daughter
>when he discovers the organization needs to kill the child to do “science” he kills them
very angry stepdad
It's Lisa but done in a more generic and less interesting way. Also
Lisa: The Painful.
So Lisa is ripoff of The Last of Us?
So basically there's this girl who fuck old men, shota, horses, dogs, zombies and monster, everyone except (You)
>"I read The Road once, and to make it look like I wasn't copying the homework of that movie for my next video game I decided to add zombies and change a few characters around"
- Neil Druckmann, probably
Humans Are the Real Monsters
If you are playing 2 add REVENGE BAD
Children of men with zombies (trannies).
>Man sacrifices his species in favor of sentimentality
Sums it up perfectly
Walmart brand The Road
>T-the story, ohh the story mm ohhh the story ohh ohhhh mmm ohh the story
IT’S A GAME
LISA: The Painful
>Playing a game for the story
>watching the game for the story
Skyrim literally has a better story than the last of us
Mega Man 3
Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
you now realize how fake pop culture is, just a bunch of garden gnomes wanking each other
Imagine caring about what is and isn’t popular
God damn last of us really lives I'm peoples heads they never shut the hell up about it the games not that da.n good but Jesus
Well anon it's only like the biggest names in vidya constantly suck it off, it's only as if it got not only a remaster but a sequel and remake and another remake with even less interactivity as well, it's only as though it is constantly shoved in every gamers' faces. But sure, blame the victim.
>Biggest names in video games suck it off
Never a good sign
That list has thousands of names on it. It's just that manlytears wrote it.
a manlytears joke in 2023 holy shit
Pokemon Scarlet & Violet
The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno
Irony aside, Titanfall 2 had a really great campaign. Light on story, but damn did it have some fun mechanics. That time travel level is amazing.
Not that anon but there's no irony. TF|2 manages to tell a more emotional, engaging narrative than The Last of Us. Personally I think it's the best FPS of all time with only one flaw
Ganker - Twitter Screenshots
have a nice day
Ganker should be at the bottom and top
yeah it was the wrong image I picked in haste, either way that's a free have a nice day OP so it's staying
ifunny got based recently
I just shit talk biden and trannies during my lunch break, its great
YWNFI (you will never fit in)
You're actually underaged
Ganker hasn't made a new popular meme since like 2014, which is also around the time this site became majority brown
2014 is when pol tourists and GG shillers ruined Ganker
I personally ruined your asshole then and I will do it again
>Ganker hasn't made a new popular meme since like 2014
Which are variations of the Pacha edit
Ridiculous self aggrandizement. Every other post here is just a screenshot of bigger, more important sites.
>Someone made that pic unironically
But TLOU1 on PS3 doesn't have a good story, it has good presentation.
Saints Row 2
Age of mythology
Not counting sequels and spin off's:
Telltale Walking Dead
Red Dead Redemption
Grand Theft Auto
Pillars of Eternity
Gears of War
Dawn of War
Detroit Become Human
I have more but the gist of it is that Tlou boils down to a zombie apocalypse and people are shitty but it is a snoy game so it gets frre advertisement by gays and rejects on twitter. I miss when I liked Sony Exclusives for what they were and I did not have to be part of some cult fellating overrated movie games to talk about them.
>better than TLOUP1
I never played Parasite Eve, but CT and FF1 have much more interesting stories than the TLoU, yes
Explain how Chrono Trigger's story is not as good as TLOU.
chrono moron barely has a story
>hurr wacky time machine took da princess! wander through various versions of the same continent to fight a sea urchin! Woops its over
Cross on the other hand is a master piece
>Mushroom zombie apocalypse happens, edgy amazon delivery of the messiah to save humanity ensue
Parasite Eve alone kicks TLoU's ass.
RE7 have a tight,simple and effective story.More interesting than The last of us.
Tough i dont like RE8, at least it gives a way better ´´father sacrifice`` story than Joel got
RE7 starts off great but it quickly falls off.
>at least it gives a way better ´´father sacrifice`` story than Joel got
I'm not a fan of the whole mold thing, like how he lives on in the mold only to sacrifice himself again.
Honestly, you could cut out most cutscenes/story from RE8. You don't learn anything important until you get to the loredump. They don't even add any mystery. Throughout the game you're thinking "what the fuck is going on"
You're guided by some fat fuck while important characters just go "hmm Ethan Winters"
I don't consider TLOU to be some kind of amazing story either but it's done well.
Except for the gameplay. Like in one part of the story Joel is sick but he still controls the same.
No penalty to stamina, less maximum health or worse accuracy.
The only character in TLoU that I know is Sarah.
What am I missing here?
Crash Bandicoot 1-3+ crash bash and CtR
Jack and Daxter +Jak 1 and 2
Uncharted 1-3 but not 4 as that story was dogshit, Drake has a long lost brother that he never mentioned until now btw, gamers unironically think this is good writing btw.
After what 2 did 1 is retroactively ruined.
you can't ruin what was never good
Xenoblade (any of them even X)
The whole Mother series
3 was horrible.
Mother 3 is wonderful, kys
(I haven't played that many story driven games)
You don't really need to
TLoU itself has a simplistic, one-dimensional, paper thin story despite being a movie game
I absolutely was not at all memeing when I posted this list
; all of these game unironically do have more interesting stories than TLoU
Final Fantasy 7
Not even the best Naughty Dog story lmao
Based. This and Thief's End are peak Nate Drake kino.
imho Jak 2 is almost the perfect coming of age story, if only the Dark Jak subplot wasn't completely shelved...
>if only the Dark Jak subplot wasn't completely shelved
what do you mean?
Mario Is Missing
What are some porn games that have a better story than TLOU?
lessons in love
Katawa Shoujo (forma de Lily)
literally even CoC is better
Especially with the /hgg/ mod
Behind the Dune
Monster girl Alice opened up the world to loving Monster girls!
Unironically, Necronomicon for PC-98
>a journey where two unlikely characters with a mentor/apprentice relationship grow a deeper bond through hardships, up until the end where one of them decides to do a selfless act of sacrifice for the greater good which is then stopped by the other character due to love
minus the gratuitous shock value of the ending and swapping the "paternal" love for a more generic "lovers" love, it's very similar to Monster Girl Quest, except MGQ also has great messages about intolerance and identity and a MUCH better supporting cast - Promestein alone clowns on every secondary character of TLoU combined.
Monster Girl Quest and that's not even a joke, I'm being 100% serious
the shit I just took had a better story than the last of us 2
At least one of the Pokemon games.
every single game except the last of us 2
Even Fire Emblem Conquest?
even sony's own stuff are better than TLoU
>Shadow of the Colossus
>resistance fall of man
>resistance fall of man
Based resistance FOM appreciators. I really wish they could have kept that isolated, desperate tone that the first game had, instead of it becoming COD with aliens.
I don't understand why TLOU gets so much praise.
It's pretty solid but people keep acting like it's the single greatest thing ever.
normalfags only play movie games and whatever multiplayer shooter is shilled the most
there's no way these retards have ever even heard of something like ghost trick
The people impressed by TLOU have literally only ever played brown shooters and Facebook games before. It's the portion of millenials that got into gaming with the 7th generation, and like everything related to games in the 7th generation, it only turned up shit.
this really is just a bunch of circlejerking garden gnomes, damn
>because of how grounded it is.
The game isn't grounded in the slightest lmao. The narrative of the whole series is irrational idiots being thrown around by pure id.
>they didn't shoot anything of their eyeballs, they were just people
It's incredible how these "people" have so many misplaced values on maturity.
A dude carrying around a 500lb raw slab of iron + arm canon manages to be at least 10x more "people" than whatever bullshit they have ever written.
Doom. Guy's(not yours) pet died so you're mad.
Sands of Time
Metal Gear Solid 1-5
Red Dead Redemption 1 & 2
Final Fantasy VII
>Metal Gear Solid 1-5
Zombie games in general are a cliché and were already a huge cliché when the last of us came out. That alone makes the story shit
Pretty much any Final Fantasy. Even the ones I hate.
>list of games with better than gameplay tha tlou
BUT WHEN YOUR COLORS FADE
>Last of Us fans continue to prove that they don't play that many games
What a shocker.
I smell ya
damn every game ever is on that small paper? props to the person who fit all of them there
The paper reads "just about any other game lol lmao" in font size 8.
Arcanum of Steamworks and Magicka Obscura
Oblivion: Shivering Isles
Fallout: New Vegas
Dragon Age: Origins
Mass Effect (trilogy as a whole)
Dragon Age: Inquisition
List of games he played.
That's really embarrassing for video game fans tbh. You guys get one game with competent voice acting, decent character arcs, and a nice conclusion and you act like it's some masterpiece for the ages when it's on par with a 7/10 primetime show in terms of writing and presentation.
Nah, it's shit. Lots of games are infinitely better. Just look at this thread.
>You guys get one game with competent voice acting
We've had solid voice acting since the PS1 era.
Kanye is deified.
According to this place
Fallout New Vegas
2.47% (323 votes)
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
1.89% (247 votes)
1.87% (245 votes)
Silent Hill 2
1.67% (218 votes)
1.65% (216 votes)
Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence
1.56% (204 votes)
1.54% (201 votes)
Red Dead Redemption 2
1.51% (198 votes)
1.46% (191 votes)
1.45% (189 votes)
nv is Gankercore
Kingdom Hearts unironically.
Legend of heroes series
this bro has never seen a pussy in his life
Nonsense, there's one in his mirror every day.
I accept your concession.
Yakuza 3 and it was the worst game plotwise in the entire franchise
>list of games with worse gameplay than TLOU
Tetris has a better story than Last Of Cucks.
>mfw the list is small because TLoU is a movie not a game
Do snoys really?
why are you repeating yourself?
Utawaremono Prelude to the Fallen
Forming your own story in a sandbox game is always better than whatever some gay in California writes.
Star Ocean Till the End of Time
Debil May Cry 3
Debil May Cry 4
Debil May Cry 5
Max payne 1 and 2
I dont shit on the story lf the Last of Us because I think it as a worse story than other games, I shit on it because its way worse than the stories of other mediums that focus on story telling, like books or movies.
Last of Us 2
Left 4 Dead, with a game whose plot is contained within dialogue, set pieces and comic tells a much better story than the last of us.
legacy of kain
black souls 1-2
TLOU is gay cringe and if you like it you are gay cringe
I never even finished the Last of Us. It was so trash that I gave up and went off to play an ACTUAL game, instead of that, desperate to be a movie, pile of shit.
Devil May Cry 3
Most of them, zombie apocalypse games aren't that great as far as story. The Dead Island trailers have better stories than TLOU.
Why can't we just ban Twitter threads? These bring nothing of value to this already shitty board.
For fucks sake OP can't even express his own opinions but has to look for them from Twitter out of all places.
CONKERS BAD FUR DAY
Are story and storytelling the same?
I think the Twitter guy meant storytelling. They way the game unfolds is amazing. The story itself is eh
>world lives or
>Joe chooses wisely
First one was good.
Hearts of Stone
My leftist friends are finally starting to call The Last of Us overrated and harmful to the industry and I'm so happy.
Mega Man Legends
Metal gear:all of them
nice one. loved 1 and 2, does 3 hold up or was my first impression right and the game sucks?
not to mention fury looks like a man-faced chud with too much make up
I honestly did not touch 3, It just did not look good
1 and 2 were based tho
same here, that's why i asked if you played 3
i played it at the gamescom for about 10 minutes. bitch played clunky as fuck, but counter attacks were busted. i assume it was journalist mode, but still
It's been a good while when I played it, but you got it.
Also the game has a bonfire and loose your souls upon death ~~*mechanic*~~ that is there just to bait soulsfags.
It was meh and I might claim it was the worst in the series if I knew what the fuck was the deal with Darksiders 4.
How did they fit every game ever made on that tiny bit of paper?
Super Mario Bros.
ace combat zero
ai somnium files
metal gear rising
subarashiki no hibi
ghosts and goblins
>you're inside a cemetery in you underwear then Satan kidnaps your gf
I'm not even memeing videogames peaked in 1985
Even tetris have a better story
Kirby's Dreamland 1
More often than not I find a well made cartoony game is way better than all of this shit that tries to hard to be "art", and only really achieves the level of forgettable Hollywood movie.
Grim Fandango is like the best Pixar movie that isn't a Pixar movie.
I think it's easier to list the games with worse stories. Which would be classic Tetris and that's about it.
Cringe secondary retard, original Tetris is a goddamn ludo-kino GOAT about loss, recovery, prejudice, pride and the place of a man in a society that does not care for him.
Mega Man Star Force 1
I'm flabbergasted no one has said Majora's Mask yet.
Kingdom Hearts (Re:)Chain of Memories
Kingdom Hearts II
Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep
Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance
Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth By Sleep -A fragmentary Passage-
Kingdom Hearts III
Kingdom Hearts Melody of Memories
Kingdom Hearts Union X
Kingdom Hearts Dark Road
No, not (Re:)Coded. That game's story sucks balls.
WTF I love The Last of Us now
All of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games, especially Sky
Fallout New Vegas, 3, 4
Shadow of the Colossus has the bare minimum of story, and it still towers over TLOU.
Story? The first Last of Us is genuinely a fun video game with a nice mix of tense stealth and action, with some old school survival horror resource management, who cares about the chud story.
Red Dead Redemption 1, Red Dead Redemption 2, Planescape Torment, LA Noire, Final Fantasy 7, Chrono Trigger, Octopath Traveler, Twilight Princess, System Shock, Dead Space, Eternal Darkness....
Planescape torment, baldurs gate saga, disco Elysium, even fucking pillars of eternity, kingmaker, gothic 1, 2, mass effect, ffxiv, ffx, ff7, ff9, fallout 1, fallout new vegas, dragons dogma, Shadowrun Dragonfall....the list goes on.
Just because its been relatable and presented in a way so normies can relate emotionally (because just reading things is WAY to much these days) doesnt mean the story is good. Last of us actually has a shitty story, basic and grounded, its just a comfy game with likeable characters. Not my fault these retards dont play games and lack the ability of immersion
Dragon's Dogma has a terrible story
Rule of Rose
TLoU's story is overrated
I guess whoever wrote that list must be writing at a microscopic level. Even Minecraft has a better story and Minecraft doesn't have a story.
So this guy is absolutely part of the production team right? Nobody would defend this trash so hard if they didn't have something to gain/lose from it.
The paper says "All of them" which is why it's so small
I was watching a soccer match yesterday and they promoted the new TLoU show during it, and the commentator not sure if that's the right term, sucks to be ESL said TLoU is the best videogame ever made. It wasn't part of the ad, just his personal opinion.
That made me feel like not watching the match anymore.
lmao a great friend of mine once said battlefield 3 was the best game ever made, at the time I got mad but after that we got so many pretentious garbage BF3 doesn't look that bad
It's like the game industry saw Spec Ops: The Line and learned all of the wrong lessons from it
I mean yeah, I guess a hypercasual FIFA dudebro WOULD have this opinion
Is it really that time again? I don't think I'm ready for round 3.
Wait what was round 2? I only know of "name one character that suffered more than her"
I could probably keep going. TLOU is what if we ripped The Road, The Walking Dead and every other apocalypse media and cram it into a games story.
Honest answer, I guess Legacy of Kain could go on that piece of paper. Harsh answer, anything close to Undertale's writing could go on that list too.
Trials Fusion and Monster Girls Quest, unironically
A very tiny list, indeed.
It includes everything from Adventure to Zork.
Seeing normalgays use image and joke combos that originated here legitimately angers me
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