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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a registered sex offender hehe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unregistered sex offender

      Are those the classes that can be promoted to level 99 Rape master?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unregistered sex offender

      [...]
      Are those the classes that can be promoted to level 99 Rape master?

      Sex terrorist

      reminds me of this

      ?t=502

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >that annoying troony voice
        no thanks, disliked and reported for terrorism

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's gender offender now.
      Not any identity politics stuff, it just rhymes better to be on the Gender Offender Register

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    already a wizard

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unregistered sex offender

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sex defender

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sex terrorist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So how does the ranking work?
      Sex pest
      Sex predator
      Sex terrorist
      Sex demon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sex bomb is the final form.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Necromancer with a really big hat where you cant see my face until im serious

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The love interest

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sex oppressor

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    murderhobo

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bard / Merchant
    I'll let you guess my heritage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      American

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        American and israeli. But I can't play instruments I just keep people well entertained.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ninja rapist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a ninja who rapes people or a person who rapes ninjas?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Legitimate raking business.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I am a ninja that rapes rape ninjas. My secret identity is that of just a normal rapist though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I am a ninja that rapes rape ninjas. My secret identity is that of just a normal rapist though.

        >Ninjas must be raped.
        >Recite your rape haiku.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sex analyst

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the available classes of course. A wizard, a philosopher, and an ugly bastard are obvious candidates.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the old and wise mentor

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You won't make it to the credits roll though.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    genetic faceless soldier No.154

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Human shield

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Walk faster than player not running but slower than him running
    >If I die he has to start over
    >I will use his healing items
    >I am a wizard but will constantly charge into physical combat
    >"Ah yes its time to repeat my CATCHPHRASE again"
    >Use heal and buff spells on myself
    >Stand in doorways with a frickhuge hitbox
    >Stand in the way in cutscenes
    >Cant carry any items because I have pathetic carry capacity
    >can switch between two modes: Offensive where I try to kill everything that looks a bit funny or passive where I let you die while I repeat *CATCHPHRASE*
    >I am essential for finishing the main quest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget
      >even though dying in the mission forces you to reload, I die in a cutscene at the end of the mission without doing anything important

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >If I die he has to start over
      don't worry bro I'll get you on the next respawn in samsara

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    incel necromancer/ lich or incel assault rifle guy

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Engineer. Except I would not choose the life of adventure. I would just build robot waifus who serve my wants and needs and sit at home playing video games.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be the tank.
    I have no value in my life or my wellbeing.
    So I do it cause I don't want my friends to suffer and feel pain.
    If I die at least i serve to defend the people who showed me kindness and made my empty like a little but better.
    I tank in every mmo.
    I tank so no one else suffers but me.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is that human shrek

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sexual tyrannosaurus. I heal via chewing tobacco.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    merchant

    my ability is to sell to and buy stuff from my party member

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would be the optional companion that turns the game into easy mode. Can kill enemies in one punch and sove puzzles instantly for the player. But I force the player character into being my bottom in a homosexual relationship. You have to watch long cutscenes you can't skip of me fricking the mc raw. I figure the only players that would use easy mode companion to skip all difficulty in a game are gay anyway and would probably enjoy it.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    middle class

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wizard, a few more years and i'll reach Sage. I'd specialize in debuff and ailment spells, I'd have a small amount of healing magic (able to remove debuffs and perform efficient low power healing, but no party wide healing magic), and have only weak Dark magic for direct damage spells (Low inherent damage, but deals bonus damage against debuffed enemies).
    Oh and i'd have a Scan spell that can reveal enemy vulnerabilities.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Healer so i never die

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      source

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Human Male Fighter

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Master baiter

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tank, that way, my fat will be more HP instead of increased chance of a heart attack.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blacksmith there’s so much you can do for the characters

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The religious extremist

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The loose dancer/prostitute to help raise the moral of the party!

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Necromancer, not because I'm dark and edgey, but because having legions of skeleton bros sounds fun.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fart slave

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FART MASTER

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fart dancer saxophonist
    I'm like those dooting balls in elden ring but even more gross.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow The rapist

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have done lots of those dumb D&D internet tests and for some reason they always tell me that I am a cleric. Not even religious person. Also its always NE or CE alligment too like wtf? I thought I was a good person but apparently not. So Cleric I guess, no idea about gods all the evil ones are always moronic, the good ones are always for druids and nature shit

    But I would personally pick Ranger instead. With some big cat companion. INT as dumb stat

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Urban druid, with me on your team your enemies will live in fear of a fox chewing through their bins and spreading garbage all over the place.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably some edgy warlock type to do picrel

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Class: moron
    Abilities: moron Strength, Aura of moronation, Pitiful Gaze, 'tard Rage, Summon 'tardwrangler, Deafening Screech, Ignore Pain,

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So a berserker, solid choice

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The hacker known as Ganker

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy lesbian wizard girl. But my personal questline will reveal that i was an ugly NEET wizard guy who sold my soul to the hells for a wish spell, so i could live my degenerate yuri fantasy.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    min maxed NEET

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wizard, because of my high IQ and big dick.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the girl the whole party rapes but she's too dumb to realize she doesnt have to let it happen

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stealth archer

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Straightman. I would support jokes but despise and ridicule effortless quips, and provide lore and exposition of places we'd travel to. In fights I would never miss but never crit either.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wizard / Cleric Hybrid
    A Discipline Priest in WoW terms

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cleric with a few secret oathbreaker moves

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    uninstall wizard

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    necromancer to res your balls, fricking troony lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >High level healer uses some restore form spell on trannies so the regain their balls

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that was what i was going for, but since its dead rotten removed flesh we need dark powa.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dark powa usually doesn‘t affect the living tho, right. We need to mix divine and dark for this I think.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            but god has forsaken these creatures. no divine god would lend his powa.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Obese comic relief that accidentally progresses the plot by stumbling foolishly onto to clues or secret bases, and then gets killed before the final battle for emotional drama.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be holy mage healer just like in mmos. And if light would avert it's eyes from me I'd became necromancer

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Semenmancer
    my primary ability is jacking off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yourself or others?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >TAKE MY POWER
        >No dude that's gay

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Incel Cleric faithful to his holiness, lord Elliot Rodger.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Healbawd

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is rapist a class?

    Women say that rape is worse than murder, so it obviously should be used offensively. I'll specialise in overpowering and raping every enemy I encounter.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Psychokinetic inpregnator

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The israelite who clutches at his bag of gold and uses his vile israelite sorcery to make you poor

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nothing gets me hotter than mass replying gonna bust a nut to this right now

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Exorcist

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Clown.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A white dude with sword and shield

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    peasant

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a goofy class.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The first time I played D&D, I created a pretty stereotypical Jrpg cleric, rather than a D&D style cleric. I had a sling as a weapon, was very kind and kind of meek. We had some prisoners and I was way too nice to them, the party got mad at me.
    My party absolutely loved the character, and I had a lot of fun playing that kind of character. So I'd probably go with that.
    Plus, you know, my bussy was super frickable.

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