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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes, he cute

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not after what happened last time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't lewd the bike, anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Idk those scenes with penny getting licked are a little odd when he's laying exhausted afterwards

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That was pretty unexpected, but I enjoy that the bike pop up when ever it wants.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Penny
          >he
          next you'll tell me you didn't see the entire twist behind her either.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not sharing could lead to an untimely death

        He radiates himbo energy

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Of course.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i need a pokemon dating simulator

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he looks so cool, but i hate it that he doesn't use his "wheels" like the other.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If pokemon could eat human food then why did Ash feed Pikachu those balls of shit?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine its just like in real life where condensed nutrients found in a natural habitat is better than junky unhealthy "human food".

      you know like making sure animals are given things theyve adapted to eat as opposed to some Dog/Chocolate situation. I really hope that if you have a pet you feed him proper kibble and sometimes wild game or something and not your table scraps all day. Lizards need lettuce, bugs and fruits not bacon BBQ cheeseburgers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And then there onion. It suck not being able to eat that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      same reason you feed cats cat food and not sandwiches and shit
      also brock was really good at making pokemon food

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Legendaries don't have genders.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Lugia have baby Lugias?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No those were anons who got c**t vored and unbirthed into Lugias.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Only in the anime, and it wasn't the same Lugia from Pokemon 2000.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the anime treats legendaries as if they have genders, iirc Mewtwo was both a dude in the first movie and a chick in their last appearance

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The mega evolving Mewtwo is a separate character.
            No they do not put much thought into explaining why there is more than one mewtwo.
            Don't think about it too hard.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Heatran is literally 50/50 Male to Female.
        Latios and Latias are Male and Female of their species, like the Nidorans.
        Cresselia is 100% Female
        Kubfu's line is 87.5% Male, the rest Female
        The Forces of Nature are all Male, except the newly added Enamorus, who is Female

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Heatran is literally 50/50 Male to Female.
          Not a legendary

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Aren't there two types of special Pokemon, Legendary and Mythical?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Mythical are just a sub category of legendary Pokemon available via events rather than found in the base game. I don't know what the above guy is talking about because Heatran from its first appearance is considered a legendary Pokemon in all media which is the ONLY categorization for legendary Pokemon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                His point is clearly that Heatran shouldn't be a legendary.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why wouldnt they?

        they don't show genders because you can only obtain one through gameplay and you can't breed them, and in some cases because they're some unique entities to the lore, but it makes sense for the rest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No one in the thread cares
      Still sharing my sammich with her

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    only a butthole wouldnt share half of their food with a nice friendly animal if given the chance. of fricking course I would because getting food for me is a trivial matter but for animals its another story

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the giant dogs better...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. They act like dogs and there for you from the start to the end.

      No one talks about the blue one?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >No one talks about the blue one?
        Scarlet leaked first and it has the cuter professor.
        Also ancient history is more interesting and easier to "get right" than coming up with a creative vision of the future.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Turo may not be cute but he's appealing in a different way.
          But yeah the future pokemon fricking suck compared to the past ones.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Turo's sexy as frick, he's 90% of the reason I'm getting Violet.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What about the other 10%?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Future Gallade, Mecha Snake, Iron Tire Donphan, Ghost Zero, and several of the other Pokemon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        miraidon has a radio and phone built in.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Koraidon is cuter anyway

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I liked him more than I thought. He is a cool bike and also cute.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vp/

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Inb4 MC mistook a normal sandwich for a sandwich sexo that boosts the sexual desire of Pokémon.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people forgetting this is the same game with a curry/sandwich making simulator

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What will happen if you don't share it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He vores you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a nip game, No is just loops dialogue until you say yes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes they'll get increasingly frustrated if you keep saying no before they hit the looping point

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but he can only have it after I cum on it.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whats stopping me from turning around and walking away?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It will follow you until you give it a sandwich.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd give her more than just a sandwhich~. I'll scratch behind her ears too

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what happens if you say no

    also, when you get all the titans you still dont get to fight with him as a pokemon which is fricking bullshit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wait really? When can you catch and use it? I grew to like the lizard dog

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you can't use it (as far as I know, yet) it just gains more abilities to navigate as you feed it boss items

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know when it becomes available (pretty sure after true final boss) but you click it in the party menu to turn it into a battle mode.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It unlocks its battle form at the end of the game

          You can put it in your party but it can't go in the box or be traded, and if you try to ride it while in combat mode it automatically gets put back in the seventh slot

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So if you slot it as a normal pokemon, you cannot ride it?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, it can't be in combat and ride mode at the same time

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You literally can't fight with him on water lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you can't use it (as far as I know, yet) it just gains more abilities to navigate as you feed it boss items

        There's that plainer-looking lizard Pokemon which looks like the Box Legendaries' kids that you can catch and battle with.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So they just stay there waiting for a rider?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What else do they have going on? They're lizards.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This one looks nicer than OP's flamboyant frick.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How do the wheels work?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        After going to the bottom of the crater. But he won't be in your party if you're riding him. You have to switch him in and out of battle mode.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he should be usable after the 5 sandwiches, but w/e I don't make the rules

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >choose No

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mine. but i have a tasty sausage for him instead~

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Well?
    Horrible textures. Just awful, horrendous to be frank. For frick's sake, what are these graphics? Terrible, they're hurting my eyes.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    soulless trash

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hideous.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gen V > Gen VI

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make 3 motorcycle lizards with big stupid lumps on their neck to act as wheels
    >2 out of 3 of them don't even use the fricking wheels, they just run
    am i seriously the only one who still thinks this is fricking stupid?

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