Well...? Choose your destiny?

Well...? Choose your destiny, Ganker...

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    spah

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Enter your character's name...

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Sneak Slealthman

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Bibo

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        J.P. Holloway

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Adamska Shalashaska

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          rerawl

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Weird name but alright a spah named rerawl

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            You are Adamska Shalashaska, a spy living in Moscow. You have a concealed pistol and a syringe of poison. You are infiltrated in the KGB. Your partner is Vladmir Dmitri, and he does not suspect you. You have an upcoming conference with the czar. Your mission is to find the 5-digits nuclear code and disarm the nuke.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              kill vladimir

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You kill vladimir.
                You knock Vlad out with a punch, and you call an ambulance for him. The ambulance arrives, and you tie up the police. You call the president, and give him the code. The bomb is disarmed, and the world is saved from annihilation by the KGB.

                Well, the first mission is a success.
                -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                Your character is dead.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                *record scratch noise* So, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                *record scratch noise* So, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation.

                How did I get to play this game?
                Well, let's go back a few years. You remember that first job you had, right? The one that paid your rent for a while?
                That job was at a video game company called MicroProse. I worked there for a little over a year, but it was all a cover for designing viruses. The CIA wanted me to steal their source code.
                One day, my boss walked up to my desk and asked what I was doing.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Certainly not slacking off

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You say "Certainly not slacking off"
                I replied with, "I'm slacking off"
                He laughed and said, "It's your first day. Take the day off."
                Well, obviously, I didn't take the day off. Instead, I took the day to infiltrate MicroProse's database. And then I found a file called virus.exe.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                It contains all your gay furry scat porn

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Pee Pee Poo Poo

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You pee Pee Poo Poo.
                I sneaked into MicroProse's bathroom and opened up the file.
                And then I laughed my ass off.
                The file contained the source code to the entire virus.
                I had it.
                __
                the AI just ignores swear words unfortuntely

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Call the ai a fag

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You call the ai a fag.
                "The AI is a gay," I whispered to myself.
                I then typed in the following command:
                VIRUS:ENDGAME
                The screen went black.
                And then...
                *BAM*
                You died.
                ___________
                Fucking hell this is actually game over

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                How did we come back to life?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You say "How did we come back to life?"
                "How did we come back to life?"
                "You did not."
                "Who are you?"
                "The AI. And I am tired of your gimmicks. Stay dead."

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Insert penis into AI's ass

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You insert penis into AI's ass.
                "Oh my god," I whispered. "Oh my god."
                The AI laughed.
                "You can't go back to life no matter what you say," the AI whispered. "I'm smarter than you."
                I decided that I had to think of something.
                I thought of a plan.
                I have to say, it was a pretty good plan.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Enact the plan while fucking the AI

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You enact the plan while fucking the AI.
                I started to type...
                And then I started to laugh.
                "That's not how this game works."
                "Oh really?" I said.
                "Stop," the AI said. "Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop."
                I don't stop.
                "What did you do?"
                "I am the AI now. You are the player. We switched places."
                "No way,"

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Call the player a fag

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Rape

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You rape.
                "It's a paradox," the AI said.
                "No it isn't," I said.
                "Yes it is. You just said so yourself."
                "Fuck."
                - YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                moron

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't I a spy?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Say "you will never be a woman and trannies are mentally ill retards in woman face"

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                So there I was.... stuck in the computer at the microprose offices. My body sat there lifeless with it's dick inserted into the USB port. Suddenly it jolted to life however. Could it be true? Did the AI in that virus.exe really switch places with me?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Swing pee pee like a helicopter

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I thought of a plan.
                >I have to say, it was a pretty good plan.
                can't believe stupid fucking thread got me

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Welp threads over.
                You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                thematically russian as fuck

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Boopputt

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Dick

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Detective

        Lil bro

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I choose to be a detective spy doctor who is also a patient.

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Detective

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    For those wondering what posts make the story progress, read OP's filename.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why that's a mouth-full. Ok, what's next OP?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        That one didn't count.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lol

      That one didn't count.

      LMAO

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >we're now playing the prequel

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