You are Adamska Shalashaska, a spy living in Moscow. You have a concealed pistol and a syringe of poison. You are infiltrated in the KGB. Your partner is Vladmir Dmitri, and he does not suspect you. You have an upcoming conference with the czar. Your mission is to find the 5-digits nuclear code and disarm the nuke.
You kill vladimir.
You knock Vlad out with a punch, and you call an ambulance for him. The ambulance arrives, and you tie up the police. You call the president, and give him the code. The bomb is disarmed, and the world is saved from annihilation by the KGB.
Well, the first mission is a success.
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Your character is dead.
1 year ago
Anonymous
*record scratch noise* So, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation.
1 year ago
Anonymous
*record scratch noise* So, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation.
How did I get to play this game?
Well, let's go back a few years. You remember that first job you had, right? The one that paid your rent for a while?
That job was at a video game company called MicroProse. I worked there for a little over a year, but it was all a cover for designing viruses. The CIA wanted me to steal their source code.
One day, my boss walked up to my desk and asked what I was doing.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Certainly not slacking off
1 year ago
Anonymous
You say "Certainly not slacking off"
I replied with, "I'm slacking off"
He laughed and said, "It's your first day. Take the day off."
Well, obviously, I didn't take the day off. Instead, I took the day to infiltrate MicroProse's database. And then I found a file called virus.exe.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It contains all your gay furry scat porn
1 year ago
Anonymous
Pee Pee Poo Poo
1 year ago
Anonymous
You pee Pee Poo Poo.
I sneaked into MicroProse's bathroom and opened up the file.
And then I laughed my ass off.
The file contained the source code to the entire virus.
I had it.
__
the AI just ignores swear words unfortuntely
1 year ago
Anonymous
Call the ai a gay
1 year ago
Anonymous
You call the ai a gay.
"The AI is a homosexual," I whispered to myself.
I then typed in the following command:
VIRUS:ENDGAME
The screen went black.
And then...
*BAM*
You died.
___________
Fricking hell this is actually game over
1 year ago
Anonymous
How did we come back to life?
1 year ago
Anonymous
You say "How did we come back to life?"
"How did we come back to life?"
"You did not."
"Who are you?"
"The AI. And I am tired of your gimmicks. Stay dead."
1 year ago
Anonymous
Insert penis into AI's ass
1 year ago
Anonymous
You insert penis into AI's ass.
"Oh my god," I whispered. "Oh my god."
The AI laughed.
"You can't go back to life no matter what you say," the AI whispered. "I'm smarter than you."
I decided that I had to think of something.
I thought of a plan.
I have to say, it was a pretty good plan.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Enact the plan while fricking the AI
1 year ago
Anonymous
You enact the plan while fricking the AI.
I started to type...
And then I started to laugh.
"That's not how this game works."
"Oh really?" I said.
"Stop," the AI said. "Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop."
I don't stop.
"What did you do?"
"I am the AI now. You are the player. We switched places."
"No way,"
1 year ago
Anonymous
Call the player a gay
1 year ago
Anonymous
Rape
1 year ago
Anonymous
You rape.
"It's a paradox," the AI said.
"No it isn't," I said.
"Yes it is. You just said so yourself."
"Frick."
- YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -
1 year ago
Anonymous
Black person
1 year ago
Anonymous
Wasn't I a spy?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Say "you will never be a woman and trannies are mentally ill morons in woman face"
1 year ago
Anonymous
So there I was.... stuck in the computer at the microprose offices. My body sat there lifeless with it's dick inserted into the USB port. Suddenly it jolted to life however. Could it be true? Did the AI in that virus.exe really switch places with me?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Swing pee pee like a helicopter
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I thought of a plan. >I have to say, it was a pretty good plan.
can't believe stupid fricking thread got me
1 year ago
Anonymous
Welp threads over.
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
spah
Enter your character's name...
Sneak Slealthman
Bibo
J.P. Holloway
Adamska Shalashaska
rerawl
Weird name but alright a spah named rerawl
You are Adamska Shalashaska, a spy living in Moscow. You have a concealed pistol and a syringe of poison. You are infiltrated in the KGB. Your partner is Vladmir Dmitri, and he does not suspect you. You have an upcoming conference with the czar. Your mission is to find the 5-digits nuclear code and disarm the nuke.
kill vladimir
You kill vladimir.
You knock Vlad out with a punch, and you call an ambulance for him. The ambulance arrives, and you tie up the police. You call the president, and give him the code. The bomb is disarmed, and the world is saved from annihilation by the KGB.
Well, the first mission is a success.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Your character is dead.
*record scratch noise* So, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation.
*record scratch noise* So, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation.
How did I get to play this game?
Well, let's go back a few years. You remember that first job you had, right? The one that paid your rent for a while?
That job was at a video game company called MicroProse. I worked there for a little over a year, but it was all a cover for designing viruses. The CIA wanted me to steal their source code.
One day, my boss walked up to my desk and asked what I was doing.
Certainly not slacking off
You say "Certainly not slacking off"
I replied with, "I'm slacking off"
He laughed and said, "It's your first day. Take the day off."
Well, obviously, I didn't take the day off. Instead, I took the day to infiltrate MicroProse's database. And then I found a file called virus.exe.
It contains all your gay furry scat porn
Pee Pee Poo Poo
You pee Pee Poo Poo.
I sneaked into MicroProse's bathroom and opened up the file.
And then I laughed my ass off.
The file contained the source code to the entire virus.
I had it.
__
the AI just ignores swear words unfortuntely
Call the ai a gay
You call the ai a gay.
"The AI is a homosexual," I whispered to myself.
I then typed in the following command:
VIRUS:ENDGAME
The screen went black.
And then...
*BAM*
You died.
___________
Fricking hell this is actually game over
How did we come back to life?
You say "How did we come back to life?"
"How did we come back to life?"
"You did not."
"Who are you?"
"The AI. And I am tired of your gimmicks. Stay dead."
Insert penis into AI's ass
You insert penis into AI's ass.
"Oh my god," I whispered. "Oh my god."
The AI laughed.
"You can't go back to life no matter what you say," the AI whispered. "I'm smarter than you."
I decided that I had to think of something.
I thought of a plan.
I have to say, it was a pretty good plan.
Enact the plan while fricking the AI
You enact the plan while fricking the AI.
I started to type...
And then I started to laugh.
"That's not how this game works."
"Oh really?" I said.
"Stop," the AI said. "Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop."
I don't stop.
"What did you do?"
"I am the AI now. You are the player. We switched places."
"No way,"
Call the player a gay
Rape
You rape.
"It's a paradox," the AI said.
"No it isn't," I said.
"Yes it is. You just said so yourself."
"Frick."
- YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -
Black person
Wasn't I a spy?
Say "you will never be a woman and trannies are mentally ill morons in woman face"
So there I was.... stuck in the computer at the microprose offices. My body sat there lifeless with it's dick inserted into the USB port. Suddenly it jolted to life however. Could it be true? Did the AI in that virus.exe really switch places with me?
Swing pee pee like a helicopter
>I thought of a plan.
>I have to say, it was a pretty good plan.
can't believe stupid fricking thread got me
Welp threads over.
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
thematically russian as frick
Boopputt
Dick
Detective
Lil homie
I choose to be a detective spy doctor who is also a patient.
Detective
For those wondering what posts make the story progress, read OP's filename.
Why that's a mouth-full. Ok, what's next OP?
That one didn't count.
Lol
LMAO
>we're now playing the prequel