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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what'd you do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i helped you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ...are you drunk?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NOT DRUNK ENOUGH

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is sponsored by Old Kentucky Liquor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >failing website with failing liquor chain
      It checks out

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you drunk?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not.
      Drunk.
      Enough.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DICE hiring process

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these shows always made me scared of what real adult interactions would be like when i was a kid
    like it was so weird hearing almost realistic conversations in a cartoon show with bouts of speech interruption and a monotone voice

    am i the only sperg like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no i 100% get it.
      >w-what do i do when the interviewer asks me if i'm drunk
      it's just being a kid and misinterpreting adult shit in a funny way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think what got me was someone WROTE those lines.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not always, Home Movies for example was like 90% just the actors riffing off of each other

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Black Now
    just a small taste of mighty blackness

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rectangular businessman is literally me. he embodies my ways of feeling, my exuberance. i love him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm black now.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bulletproof.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you like my car?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your car sucks. maybe if i throw money at it it'll start

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reddit thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reddit poster. we're talking about awesome shit.
      maybe you should delete this poor little post.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, so?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit threads are fun
      damn, maybe we should have more reddit threads and less twitter and console war rage bats.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fun is reddit
      No wonder Ganker is trash nowadays. You're so paranoid of being called reddit that you lash out at anything and everything positive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Silence, newbie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >adult swim is reddit
      shit. Tell that to Xavier, Aqua Teen, and Venture Bros gays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. shark
      Did you get the car started?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This thread is reddit. You guys are all reddit. Why are you posting reddit? You're NOT supposed to post reddit here. You guys are reddit. You can't post reddit here. You can NOT post reddit here. You guys are all reddit. Hey are you listening to me? Hello? Hello? You guys are all reddit. Stop ignoring me. Stop ignoring me. Ypu can't keep ignoring me. Quit ignoring me. Hello? Stop ignoring me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sit down
    >No
    Stand up
    >No

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quick, start sucking on the pipes!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >was told to take a businessman to an important location
    >instead takes him to a porno set where he starred in his very first porno
    >blew him up
    >robbed a bank
    >threw up on a woman
    >sang to the police
    What was his endgame?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get drunk and stay that way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Get drunk and stay that way
        What I would've give for a middle management position I can show up drunk to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair you need to have a really low iq to understand 12 oz mouse motivation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EYE think that he is alrEYEght

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's being manipulated, stuck in virtual reality timeloop. Q109 wants to extract something out of him by having him indulge in drunken nihilism. It's not clear how many attempts have ended with Mouse/Amaloch destroying everything and starting the process again.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are like a baby
    watch this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's some crazy shit, I wonder what drummer did this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the FRICK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why was the extended version cut?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is one of the few times animation actually matches with the music being played in your path

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw when there's an actual coherent plot connecting the episodes, but AS refused to air in any way that would be semi-convenient
    >The closest we ever got was them showing all the episodes in reverse order on an april fools day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      another reason to hate [as]
      the 2000s really had the best shows

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear it sounds pretentious but this show became much better when I started watching it like Twin Peaks. Overarching plot with a cast of quirky characters in a small town. Things appear to mean something significant that ultimately mean nothing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will never forgive them for what they did to Moral Orel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Spend a lot of time piecing together the lore of each episode
      >Never occurred to me that the creators were just trolling and never had any intention of giving me a payoff until well after the series ended

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw watching the My Adventures with Superman season 2 promo
        Of course the one time they decide redesign a character to be white it's the villain

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, did you find my record?

    You found it, didn't you?

    Now SPIN IT.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      12OZ MOUSE
      12OZ MOUSE

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EYE live
    On an EYELAND
    In EYEOWA.

    ... Or... WEYEOMING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, can't do that

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